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[[WMG:In ''Homestuck'', The Sprite is just [[{{Yume Nikki}} Uboa]] wearing a jester hat.]]
They look disturbingly similar. This is most evident if you pause the animation (like by pressing the mouse wheel) while The Kernelsprite is flashing white-on-black; but you can see the resemblance at other times, too.
* He also seems to have picked up one of John's Fake Arms from the Harlequin Doll, at least when he was fused with The Kernel. When split from The Kernel, it's hard to tell because he suddenly has a body.
* [[http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/653291-1246198430.jpg Illustrated.]]
** Why is there an arrow with "Pumpkin!" beside it? [[RunningGag I don't see any pumpkins.]]
** Sprites ''really'' aren't like Uboa.
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** It's a meme. Bit of a dead one but same as "KIDS AND FUN" etc.
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*** Calmasis has messy hair, not necessarily horns. When we do see a bit of UU, her horns are very prominent. She does however seem to dress like Calmasis.
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[[WMG: Problem Sleuth was an interprative pre-telling of the events of Homestuck.]]
John is Problem Sleuth, Dave is clearly Ace Dick (Davesprite is ZAD, Dave's brain in a jar will somehow be FAD), Jade is Pickle Inspector, Rose doesn't get a character because she was blacked out from view most of the session. Jack is MK which means that Problem Sleuth's story ended before it spoiled the inevitable final-final between the players and the demon.
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[[WMG: Jade will get a {{Portal}} Gun as her Ultimate Weapon.]]
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** Wouldn't the first piece of evidence, coupled with with the grey skin and badly hidden horns of the protagonist of CotL, imply that uraniumUmbra is actually CALMASIS?
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And ''Homestuck/MSPA'' is its container. Dr. A. ██████ discovered the only way to keep it contained was to feed trap it in writing ''a la MuShiShi''. The more writing there is about MSPA the emotions of thousands (millions?) of obsessive fans.more secure LE is, hence why Dr. ██████ keeps writing about it in ways that encourages others to write about it.
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And ''Homestuck/MSPA'' is its container. Dr. A. ██████ discovered the only way to keep it contained was to feed it the emotions of thousands (millions?) of obsessive fans.
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[[WNG: UU is actually [[TouhouProject Yuyuko]].]]
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[[WNG: UU is actually [[TouhouProject Yuyuko]].]]
[[IncrediblyLamePun Think about it.]]
[[IncrediblyLamePun Think about it.]]
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**Wouldn't the first piece of evidence, coupled with with the grey skin and badly hidden horns of the protagonist of CotL, imply that uraniumUmbra is actually CALMASIS?
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* Also of note is that UU is the RNA equivalent of TT.
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* No, no. You're got it all wrong. The ''real'' reason no one was around was due to the mass but quiet evacuation plans the kids' future selves [[TimeTravelTenseTrouble will run]] to save humanity from The Reckoning. They, of course, kept things quiet from their past selves to maintain a StableTimeLoop. The only reason their absence wasn't as apparent from the other kids' perspective was Rose and Jade's isolated positions and the Striders live at the top of a skyscraper in the middle of a meteor shower induced heat wave.
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[[WMG: uraniunUmbra is really Rose.]]
Look at UU's chat logo. Then look at tail on the p of the ''Complacency of the Learned'' poster...
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[[WMG: Bec Noir, Spades Slick, and Alpha-Jack will merge.]]
They shall form a single being: an amorpheus mass of blackness and screaming faces from the various Jack Noirs. And it will be known as the [[HawkMan Jack-snarl]].
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[[WMG: Little Debbie is really Fefari.]]
This is The Imperial Condesce's heiress apparent's BatmanGambit in an attempt to counteract Crockercorp.
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[[spoiler: If you strike Aradia down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Even if you do it twice. Which would be cool for that russian Russian wolf girl from MGS1, ''MetalGearSolid'', and it's not like other people aren't getting not dead anymore in that series]].
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[[WMG:Robot Aradia is a vocaloid.]]
Because why the hell not. Also, listen to Arisen Anew.
Because why the hell not. Also, listen to Arisen Anew.
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And he is destined to ascend to God Tiers as the ''[[AWorldwidePunonemum Don]]'' of Time.
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And he is destined to ascend to God Tiers as the ''[[AWorldwidePunonemum ''[[AWorldwidePunomenon Don]]'' of Time.
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[[WMG: Donald Trump, like Nic Cage, also played a separate instance of the Sburb game.]]
And he is destined to ascend to God Tiers as the ''[[AWorldwidePunonemum Don]]'' of Time.
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*Most likely this will be the end result for Casey.
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**Alternate theory: All of Homestuck is the Head Death's elaborate fantasy about killing Head Paradox, with Jack Noir as his AuthorAvatar. Courtyard Droll is Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs.
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*Jossed. John and Jade most definitely did not forget Davesprite, and [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=040.jpg comic 40]] (which I guess is really comic 39?) is not nearly as dark (though it is as twisted as any other [=SBaHJ=]). And did you just call Homestuck "relentlessly lighthearted"?
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[[WMG: Jade and Dave's kid will be a Time Lord]]
Because he'll be the son of time and space, obviously...
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[[WMG: Rose Lalonde wrote My Immortal]]
It's a really bad wizard slash fanfiction with a goth self insert. If she didn't write it...
It's a really bad wizard slash fanfiction with a goth self insert. If she didn't write it...
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[[WMG: The three-year time skip in Homestuck will be a legitimate, real-life break from the comic, but not totally.]]
As soon as Act 6 Intermission 1 is over, Hussie will stop updating Homestuck, leaving the readers with the basic idea that Jade and John will explore the different planets that Jade shrunk, meet their denizens and go on quests. They're going to forget a certain character during their years-long questing, though-- a certain ''Davesprite'' that Jadesprite left behind. He's going through an existential crisis over no longer being an Alpha Dave or even the ''real'' Dave, having been doomed from the start through coming from an offshoot timeline and then being doomed anyway because all of the sprites are supposed to die during the Reckoning somehow.
The only thing he can do on his own to distract himself is update the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic in place of Alpha Dave while he's off doing his thing, but he isn't going to hold up for very long. The [=SBaHJ=] comics seem to be a reflection of Dave's subconscious thoughts as shown in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005779 the dream]] Dave talked about with Rose closely resembling [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=003746 the comic]] Dave made by taking a picture of Davesprite with the [=SBaHJififer=]. With that in mind, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=038.jpg this]] is comic 38, the most recent one since the timeskip news.
[[CaptianObvious Davesprite did that.]] Meaning, he's having some really dark thoughts going through his mind while he's floating in the battlefield, alone, doomed to die in some way, shape or form. Thanks to the skip, he's going to have a ''loooooooooot'' of time to himself for that kind of thing.
So for an entire three years, Davesprite will be updating [=SBaHJ=] routinely, with each comic showing his thoughts as he descends further and further into madness, getting increasingly more graphic, bloody, or just plain weird. When the three year break is up, the final update to [=SBaHJ=] will be a long black panel and three words: [[color:orangered:caw caw motherfuckers]]
[[MoodWhiplash AND THEN HUSSIE WILL GO BACK TO UPDATING THE RELENTLESSLY LIGHTHEARTED COMIC AGAIN]].
As soon as Act 6 Intermission 1 is over, Hussie will stop updating Homestuck, leaving the readers with the basic idea that Jade and John will explore the different planets that Jade shrunk, meet their denizens and go on quests. They're going to forget a certain character during their years-long questing, though-- a certain ''Davesprite'' that Jadesprite left behind. He's going through an existential crisis over no longer being an Alpha Dave or even the ''real'' Dave, having been doomed from the start through coming from an offshoot timeline and then being doomed anyway because all of the sprites are supposed to die during the Reckoning somehow.
The only thing he can do on his own to distract himself is update the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic in place of Alpha Dave while he's off doing his thing, but he isn't going to hold up for very long. The [=SBaHJ=] comics seem to be a reflection of Dave's subconscious thoughts as shown in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005779 the dream]] Dave talked about with Rose closely resembling [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=003746 the comic]] Dave made by taking a picture of Davesprite with the [=SBaHJififer=]. With that in mind, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=038.jpg this]] is comic 38, the most recent one since the timeskip news.
[[CaptianObvious Davesprite did that.]] Meaning, he's having some really dark thoughts going through his mind while he's floating in the battlefield, alone, doomed to die in some way, shape or form. Thanks to the skip, he's going to have a ''loooooooooot'' of time to himself for that kind of thing.
So for an entire three years, Davesprite will be updating [=SBaHJ=] routinely, with each comic showing his thoughts as he descends further and further into madness, getting increasingly more graphic, bloody, or just plain weird. When the three year break is up, the final update to [=SBaHJ=] will be a long black panel and three words: [[color:orangered:caw caw motherfuckers]]
[[MoodWhiplash AND THEN HUSSIE WILL GO BACK TO UPDATING THE RELENTLESSLY LIGHTHEARTED COMIC AGAIN]].
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[[WMG: {{Discworld}} was one of the many other planets proceeding Alternia and Earth.]]
It was remembered on Alternia as an [[RunningGag anime]] and on Earth as a boo series.
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[[WMG: To show how dramatic things are getting, Andrew Hussie's AuthorAvatar [[AuthorExsistenceFailure will get killed.]]]]
Complete with "DEAD" sound effect. Lord English will then take over the narration and rant about how everyone else sucks.
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[[WMG: To show how dramatic things are getting, Andrew Hussie's AuthorAvatar [[AuthorExsistenceFailure [[AuthorExistenceFailure will get killed.killed by a character in the story.]]]]
Complete with "DEAD" sound effect. [[HostileShowTakeover Lord English will then take over the narration and rant about how everyone elsesucks.
sucks.]]
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Complete with "DEAD" sound effect. Lord English will then take over the narration and rant about how everyone else sucks.
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[[WMG: UU is the genetic copy of all of the surviving trolls.]]
[[RunningGag All of them]].
[[RunningGag All of them]].
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[[WMG: Alpha!Bro's Sprite will be Davespritesprite]]
Since the Alpha kids seem to have different titles from the Beta Kids, Alpha!Bro probably won't be the Hero of Time, so he won't be able to prototype his Sprite with his future self like Dave did. Davesprite's kind of at loose ends at the moment, and he's already got experience with this, so he could be the prototype instead.
Since the Alpha kids seem to have different titles from the Beta Kids, Alpha!Bro probably won't be the Hero of Time, so he won't be able to prototype his Sprite with his future self like Dave did. Davesprite's kind of at loose ends at the moment, and he's already got experience with this, so he could be the prototype instead.
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[[WMG: There was a reason no-one was there when John went outside earlier in the story.]]
Everyone [[GenreSavvy knew]] that it was John's birthday. They knew that John was the hero. They knew that strange things happen on TheHerosBirthday. So they fled en masse to a safer place, much like the citizens of London in the Series/DoctorWho serial "Voyage of the Damned". [[spoiler: Unfortunately, that didn't do them any good in the end.]]
[[WMG:Skaia, 'crucible of unlimited creative potential', is the Imaginary World from ''ProblemSleuth'']]
After unimaginable trials, our heroes will arrive outside the brothel in the sky.
->'''[[color:purple:Rose:]]''' This is less salubrious than I imagined.
[[WMG: Within Skaia lies a third kingdom.]]
Isolated within the blue sphere in the center of the Incipisphere is the Gray Kingdom, calling themselves [[HaibaneRenmei Glie.]] Peaceful, if ignorant, the members of the kingdom must eventually leave Skaia's welcoming interior to ascend to Prospit or descend to Derse, in the process becoming a member of those kingdoms and, though remembering nothing of their life inside, retaining whatever sentiment for the place they had gained in their time there.
* confirmed-ish in principle actually. WV's Army functioned as a Blue/Skaian Kingdom.
What I'm getting at is that Derse is angry at Skaia because they could never have their Day of Flight.
[[WMG: Sburb is The System from {{Bokurano}}.]]
A system that destroys the world when people lose? Check.
Infinitely recurring? Seemingly.
* A system that destroys the world when you play no matter what.
[[WMG: Bro's puppet fetish will lead to the Sex Puppets of {{Transmetropolitan}}.]]
His website alludes to this.
* Too bad the Earth is blowed up.
[[WMG: King Queen Jackspers Noirlecrow is [[ChristianHumberReloaded Chaos Blade]] in another reality.]]
As on other levels of reality, the Corrupted Self seeks to amalgamate itself with as many superhuman bloodlines and power sources as possible. As Christian Humber doesn't (currently) exist in the Homsetuck 'verse, he settles for taking on the powers of all four of the kids as well as the King and Queen. He'll likely try to assimilate the White King and Queen's powers next, along with whatever secret DNA is encoded in the journal.
This may continue indefinitely until Jackspers has access to every power source in the game and become Homestuck's take on Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, nearly-impossible to take on without clever thinking on the kids' part. Or perhaps impossible after all...
[[WMG:The bunny is actually the BigBad.]]
You can't trust this little guy.
* [[{{Hoodwinked}} I knew it. Never trust a bunny.]]
[[WMG:The entire plot of Homestuck is a [[{{Touhou}} Moriya Shrine Conspiracy]]]]
Considering the sheer number of amphibian/reptile motifs that have started spreading throughout the story?
* Templates like that are forbidden.
[[WMG: The Sylladex mechanics will be the Homestuck equivalent of [[ChekhovsGun Problem Sleuth's candy corn.]]]]
* It would be hilarious if the final boss were defeated by John picking up his rabbit, accidentally throwing some huge thing at them.
[[WMG: If the DNA code that created Becquerel was somehow fused into Rose, the result would be [[TouhouProject Yukari Yakumo]].]]
I base this on the nigh-omnipotence that Bec has combined with the blonde hair and otherwise purple color motif that Rose has.
A collorary to this is that ''this is what was supposed to be done with the code in the first place, and the dark gods had Rose burn it because they didn't want her matching/surpassing their power''. However, it is at this point that [[EpilepticTrees this tree]] [[FridgeHorror grows]] [[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees a poison oak branch]] in that if the Kids' timeline continues like this, Yukari as we know it, and thus Gensokyo as we know it, will be [[RetGone completley unmade]]. But hey, the Trolls ''did'' say that the Kids are f*** ing up ''everything''.
* I'm pretty sure that the reason the Dark Gods wanted Rose to destroy the book was because they knew about DD and what he was sent to do.
** Nonsense! Yukari is clearly an SBURB player that ascended to the God Tiers but found a way to bring her original body back to life (the original body being Marbiel Hearn). This caused a localized scratch that gave her even more phenomenal cosmic powers.
* And now Jade has that kind of power.
[[WMG:Fruit Gushers can be used as substitutes for build grist]]
They look really similar and [[RuleOfFunny it would be funny.]]
* Betty Crocker may have designed them after grist.
[[WMG: aT's robotic legs come with roller skates]]
...to make jousting easier. Also, they have chainsaw attachments. ''And'' built-in rockets for flight.
* Probably not.
[[WMG: aG is an {{Expy}} of [[CodeGeass Lelouch]].]]
From what we have seen, Alternia has an abusive and backstabbing culture with a restrictive caste system that euthanizes their handicapped and allows autistic barbarians to live in caves in the middle of nowhere. aG knows that a large group of trolls could barely agree on pizza toppings, much less work together to save the world. Her solution, much like Zero's, is to unite the other eleven players by giving them a common enemy- herself. With her mind control eye and obnoxious attitude, her plan had a chance of working... except if it did, this would be a different story.
* Doesn't especially fit.
[[WMG: Problem Sleuth is set on Alternia during the MC era]]
PS, AD, PI, NB, HD, and possibly MK are all Prospitan exiles from the Troll's session who found and accidently activated an old Troll game grub, giving them more humanoid features and trapping them in the Troll equivilant of an adventure game. The "real world" they were released to in the end of the game was the city Spades Slick built.
[[WMG: John Egbert is a younger Sean "Day[9]" Plott.]]
Alone, or even together, the vague physical resemblance, and the glasses, and the common passion for video games and movies, and the similar typing styles would merely be circumstantial.
[[http://day9tv.blip.tv/file/3811317/ The bunny,]] however, clinches it. (Skip to 1:50)
* Huh... Wow O_o
[[WMG: Homestuck - all of it - is just one long, overly complicated ConAir fanfic.]]
All the references and homages along the way haven't been just for laughs, they are the entire point of Homestuck. The only things that really matter are John, who is a reincarnation of [[NicolasCage Cameron Poe]], and the bunny. The other kids? The trolls? The paradox clones? SBURB? The creation of alternate universes? Lord English? [[TimeyWimeyBall The weird time shit?]] All the other plot elements that don't make sense? [[RedHerring Red herrings]], all of them.
* This is stupid.
[WMG: Lord English has access to unlimited Sepulchritude]]
They look similar enough. Compare [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001757 the]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001759 final]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001760 flip-out]] with the appearance of [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004647 the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004504 scratch]].
[[WMG: Princess Berryboo is a subconscious representation of Feferi.]]
A princess in a world populated by friendly Squiddles = An ex-princess in a world populated by {{Eldritch Abomination}}s.
* Squiddles were made by Humans, so probably not.
** Unless you take seriously Hussie's joke in a recent formspring about the Squiddles being the group that created the trolls' universe, but that would make this even more unlikely.
[[WMG: The Combine are Trolls.]]
The Xenian crystal is a peice of grist that the G-man (a First Guardian) acquired for the government and his own purposes. The result is an interdemensional rift linking Earth with a Vortigaunt session.
On top of the Reckoning, they're dealing with an Alternian invasion of their homeworld. A significant portion of the fleet gets pulled into the session along with the Vortigaunts who's social structure and culture causes for large scale sessions with wide areas transported into the Medium with them.
The Combine Advisors are various Mother Grubs who are going to have to compete for the right to mother a new Alternia, but in the mean time they need to de-terraform Earth to their liking.
This also explains the Synth, a bio-mechanical race dedicated to their overlords.
[[WMG: All of John's favourite actors are playing in a seperate session.]]
Cage, McConaughey, Cosby, etc.
[[WMG: The Duttle is Lord English]]
this is actually canon. have a good night.
* Except the Duttle isn't even sentient.
[[WMG: Lord English is related to the stumps]]
Lord English is meant to represent a wooden pool cue, correct? And the MSPaintAdventures multiverse is full of stumps that make people kill themselves.
* So far stumps haven't been important in HS, although one did cameo.
[[WMG: Bilious Slick is [[IrregularWebcomic Head Paradox]]]]
Where else is time travel associated with frogs?
* The Mother series? Besdies B. Slick isn't really associated with time travel.
[[WMG: Sollux is channeling [[MetalGearSolid Otacon]]]]
[[spoiler: The girls they like keep dying]].
[[spoiler: If you strike Aradia down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Even if you do it twice. Which would be cool for that russian wolf girl from MGS1, and it's not like other people aren't getting not dead anymore in that series]].
* This is stupid.
[[WMG: Problem Sleuth with fight then kill Bec Noir with Sepulchritude during the final battle]]
Why? Because it'd be awesome. And as Sepulchritude Problem Sleuth and Bec Noir are the two most powerful non-outright omnipotent characters (thus excluding Godhead Pickle Inspector and Lord English) in all of MSPA they absolutely must fight. In addition, Jack Noir/Spades Slick is outrighted stated to be Problem Sleuth's EvilCounterpart. And why would Sepulchritude Problem Sleuth Defeat Bec Noir? Because SPS covered the entire universe with a blast of his personal charm and Bec noir can "only" break planets, sure the fight will be epic and warrant at least a 5 minute long flash animation battle with an extended version of Squidissension being the theme tune, but it will end with Bec Noir being run through/decapitated by Tectrixcalibur.
* Oh please. It's obvious that Bec Noir will be destroyed by Godhead Pickle Inspector when he finally gets sick of Noir ripping holes in the universe.
** Alright this is too silly.
Everyone [[GenreSavvy knew]] that it was John's birthday. They knew that John was the hero. They knew that strange things happen on TheHerosBirthday. So they fled en masse to a safer place, much like the citizens of London in the Series/DoctorWho serial "Voyage of the Damned". [[spoiler: Unfortunately, that didn't do them any good in the end.]]
[[WMG:Skaia, 'crucible of unlimited creative potential', is the Imaginary World from ''ProblemSleuth'']]
After unimaginable trials, our heroes will arrive outside the brothel in the sky.
->'''[[color:purple:Rose:]]''' This is less salubrious than I imagined.
[[WMG: Within Skaia lies a third kingdom.]]
Isolated within the blue sphere in the center of the Incipisphere is the Gray Kingdom, calling themselves [[HaibaneRenmei Glie.]] Peaceful, if ignorant, the members of the kingdom must eventually leave Skaia's welcoming interior to ascend to Prospit or descend to Derse, in the process becoming a member of those kingdoms and, though remembering nothing of their life inside, retaining whatever sentiment for the place they had gained in their time there.
* confirmed-ish in principle actually. WV's Army functioned as a Blue/Skaian Kingdom.
What I'm getting at is that Derse is angry at Skaia because they could never have their Day of Flight.
[[WMG: Sburb is The System from {{Bokurano}}.]]
A system that destroys the world when people lose? Check.
Infinitely recurring? Seemingly.
* A system that destroys the world when you play no matter what.
[[WMG: Bro's puppet fetish will lead to the Sex Puppets of {{Transmetropolitan}}.]]
His website alludes to this.
* Too bad the Earth is blowed up.
[[WMG: King Queen Jackspers Noirlecrow is [[ChristianHumberReloaded Chaos Blade]] in another reality.]]
As on other levels of reality, the Corrupted Self seeks to amalgamate itself with as many superhuman bloodlines and power sources as possible. As Christian Humber doesn't (currently) exist in the Homsetuck 'verse, he settles for taking on the powers of all four of the kids as well as the King and Queen. He'll likely try to assimilate the White King and Queen's powers next, along with whatever secret DNA is encoded in the journal.
This may continue indefinitely until Jackspers has access to every power source in the game and become Homestuck's take on Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, nearly-impossible to take on without clever thinking on the kids' part. Or perhaps impossible after all...
[[WMG:The bunny is actually the BigBad.]]
You can't trust this little guy.
* [[{{Hoodwinked}} I knew it. Never trust a bunny.]]
[[WMG:The entire plot of Homestuck is a [[{{Touhou}} Moriya Shrine Conspiracy]]]]
Considering the sheer number of amphibian/reptile motifs that have started spreading throughout the story?
* Templates like that are forbidden.
[[WMG: The Sylladex mechanics will be the Homestuck equivalent of [[ChekhovsGun Problem Sleuth's candy corn.]]]]
* It would be hilarious if the final boss were defeated by John picking up his rabbit, accidentally throwing some huge thing at them.
[[WMG: If the DNA code that created Becquerel was somehow fused into Rose, the result would be [[TouhouProject Yukari Yakumo]].]]
I base this on the nigh-omnipotence that Bec has combined with the blonde hair and otherwise purple color motif that Rose has.
A collorary to this is that ''this is what was supposed to be done with the code in the first place, and the dark gods had Rose burn it because they didn't want her matching/surpassing their power''. However, it is at this point that [[EpilepticTrees this tree]] [[FridgeHorror grows]] [[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees a poison oak branch]] in that if the Kids' timeline continues like this, Yukari as we know it, and thus Gensokyo as we know it, will be [[RetGone completley unmade]]. But hey, the Trolls ''did'' say that the Kids are f*** ing up ''everything''.
* I'm pretty sure that the reason the Dark Gods wanted Rose to destroy the book was because they knew about DD and what he was sent to do.
** Nonsense! Yukari is clearly an SBURB player that ascended to the God Tiers but found a way to bring her original body back to life (the original body being Marbiel Hearn). This caused a localized scratch that gave her even more phenomenal cosmic powers.
* And now Jade has that kind of power.
[[WMG:Fruit Gushers can be used as substitutes for build grist]]
They look really similar and [[RuleOfFunny it would be funny.]]
* Betty Crocker may have designed them after grist.
[[WMG: aT's robotic legs come with roller skates]]
...to make jousting easier. Also, they have chainsaw attachments. ''And'' built-in rockets for flight.
* Probably not.
[[WMG: aG is an {{Expy}} of [[CodeGeass Lelouch]].]]
From what we have seen, Alternia has an abusive and backstabbing culture with a restrictive caste system that euthanizes their handicapped and allows autistic barbarians to live in caves in the middle of nowhere. aG knows that a large group of trolls could barely agree on pizza toppings, much less work together to save the world. Her solution, much like Zero's, is to unite the other eleven players by giving them a common enemy- herself. With her mind control eye and obnoxious attitude, her plan had a chance of working... except if it did, this would be a different story.
* Doesn't especially fit.
[[WMG: Problem Sleuth is set on Alternia during the MC era]]
PS, AD, PI, NB, HD, and possibly MK are all Prospitan exiles from the Troll's session who found and accidently activated an old Troll game grub, giving them more humanoid features and trapping them in the Troll equivilant of an adventure game. The "real world" they were released to in the end of the game was the city Spades Slick built.
[[WMG: John Egbert is a younger Sean "Day[9]" Plott.]]
Alone, or even together, the vague physical resemblance, and the glasses, and the common passion for video games and movies, and the similar typing styles would merely be circumstantial.
[[http://day9tv.blip.tv/file/3811317/ The bunny,]] however, clinches it. (Skip to 1:50)
* Huh... Wow O_o
[[WMG: Homestuck - all of it - is just one long, overly complicated ConAir fanfic.]]
All the references and homages along the way haven't been just for laughs, they are the entire point of Homestuck. The only things that really matter are John, who is a reincarnation of [[NicolasCage Cameron Poe]], and the bunny. The other kids? The trolls? The paradox clones? SBURB? The creation of alternate universes? Lord English? [[TimeyWimeyBall The weird time shit?]] All the other plot elements that don't make sense? [[RedHerring Red herrings]], all of them.
* This is stupid.
[WMG: Lord English has access to unlimited Sepulchritude]]
They look similar enough. Compare [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001757 the]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001759 final]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001760 flip-out]] with the appearance of [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004647 the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004504 scratch]].
[[WMG: Princess Berryboo is a subconscious representation of Feferi.]]
A princess in a world populated by friendly Squiddles = An ex-princess in a world populated by {{Eldritch Abomination}}s.
* Squiddles were made by Humans, so probably not.
** Unless you take seriously Hussie's joke in a recent formspring about the Squiddles being the group that created the trolls' universe, but that would make this even more unlikely.
[[WMG: The Combine are Trolls.]]
The Xenian crystal is a peice of grist that the G-man (a First Guardian) acquired for the government and his own purposes. The result is an interdemensional rift linking Earth with a Vortigaunt session.
On top of the Reckoning, they're dealing with an Alternian invasion of their homeworld. A significant portion of the fleet gets pulled into the session along with the Vortigaunts who's social structure and culture causes for large scale sessions with wide areas transported into the Medium with them.
The Combine Advisors are various Mother Grubs who are going to have to compete for the right to mother a new Alternia, but in the mean time they need to de-terraform Earth to their liking.
This also explains the Synth, a bio-mechanical race dedicated to their overlords.
[[WMG: All of John's favourite actors are playing in a seperate session.]]
Cage, McConaughey, Cosby, etc.
[[WMG: The Duttle is Lord English]]
this is actually canon. have a good night.
* Except the Duttle isn't even sentient.
[[WMG: Lord English is related to the stumps]]
Lord English is meant to represent a wooden pool cue, correct? And the MSPaintAdventures multiverse is full of stumps that make people kill themselves.
* So far stumps haven't been important in HS, although one did cameo.
[[WMG: Bilious Slick is [[IrregularWebcomic Head Paradox]]]]
Where else is time travel associated with frogs?
* The Mother series? Besdies B. Slick isn't really associated with time travel.
[[WMG: Sollux is channeling [[MetalGearSolid Otacon]]]]
[[spoiler: The girls they like keep dying]].
[[spoiler: If you strike Aradia down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Even if you do it twice. Which would be cool for that russian wolf girl from MGS1, and it's not like other people aren't getting not dead anymore in that series]].
* This is stupid.
[[WMG: Problem Sleuth with fight then kill Bec Noir with Sepulchritude during the final battle]]
Why? Because it'd be awesome. And as Sepulchritude Problem Sleuth and Bec Noir are the two most powerful non-outright omnipotent characters (thus excluding Godhead Pickle Inspector and Lord English) in all of MSPA they absolutely must fight. In addition, Jack Noir/Spades Slick is outrighted stated to be Problem Sleuth's EvilCounterpart. And why would Sepulchritude Problem Sleuth Defeat Bec Noir? Because SPS covered the entire universe with a blast of his personal charm and Bec noir can "only" break planets, sure the fight will be epic and warrant at least a 5 minute long flash animation battle with an extended version of Squidissension being the theme tune, but it will end with Bec Noir being run through/decapitated by Tectrixcalibur.
* Oh please. It's obvious that Bec Noir will be destroyed by Godhead Pickle Inspector when he finally gets sick of Noir ripping holes in the universe.
** Alright this is too silly.
