History WMG / HellsingUltimateAbridged

They're both explicitly active on social media. They've been trolling each other for ''years'' without ever having met by the time he arrives on the carrier.

* Jossed. It's still 30 years.

** Kinda jossed? [[spoiler:In a conversation with God, Alucard reveals why he has such a problem with the Almighty: "ten years of rape" that God refused to stop despite Alucard's prayers. Satan, on the other hand, was more than happy to say "hi". Whether this created Alucard's hatred for the Catholic Church is [[CallBack a matter of perspective, really]].]]

* Mostly jossed: Alucard is Vlad Tepes of Wallachia, better known as Dracula. But hey, he could still have eaten Ms. Sandiego (provided she [[ImpossibleTheft let him]] [[IntangibleTheft catch]] [[MonumentalTheft her]]--this is a TFS production, after all.

* Mostly jossed: Alucard is Vlad Tepes of Wallachia, better known as Dracula. But hey, he could still have eaten Ms. Sandiego--this is a TFS production, after all.

* Alternatively, Dracula will have a similarly rambunctious sense of humor, but in a different tone. While Alucard is a ScrewySquirrel MemeticTroll, Dracula's sense of humor would be a bit classier. Before Lisa's death his barbs will be little worse than good-natured ribbing. After Lisa's death however, his jokes will be [[CrossesTheLineTwice just as audacious as his future self]] but [[SadClown tinged with bitterness and a viciousness that he reserved only for his chat with God]].

Instead of several decades, it will be a few years and Integra looking so old could be explained that the stress of everything prematurely aged her.

* Which would have been awesome, instead we got [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw Shipping Up To Boston]], which is [[CrowningMusicofAwesome still awesome.]]

[[WMG: When this series concludes, TeamFourStar will create a WesternAnimation/{{Castlevania}} Abridged Series...]]

Not only is it rather fitting [[spoiler: considering he doesn't stay dead]], but it would be a nice DevelopmentGag, considering it was the song [[WebAnimation/DragonBallZAbridged Perfect Cell]] was originally supposed to sing [[spoiler: as he died to Gohan]].

[[spoiler: he my have even helped plan it in the 40s. he was so quick to point out that nazis were behind everything. he gets the challenge he craves, the major gets his War, win/win. it would explain how so many members were able to escape without alucard killing them all in WWII, he LET them get away]]

Not only is it rather fitting [[spoiler: considering he doesn't stay dead]], but it would be a nice DevelopmentGag, considering it was the song [[WebAnimation/DragonBallZAbridged Perfect Cell]] was originally supposed to sing [[spoiler: as he died to Gohan]].

[[WMG: When Alucard [[spoiler: seeingly dies to Schroedinger]], he'll sing "We'll Meet Again."]]

Rather than give him the satisfaction of a warrior's death, [[FixFic Integra and Seras will find a way to spare his life while simultaneously ensuring he will never be able to wage war again]], [[IronicHell which is what he started this war to avoid in the first place]].

...And it will be [[CanonWelding treated as a prequel to this one]], with Dracula maintaining many of the personality traits he had when Alucard turned back into him.

They could have left it standing because they were proud of it, and wanted it to keep it as a monument to their actions. The Major's wording is ambiguous enough that he could mean either. Considering the existence of Holocaust deniers, it might be his way of affirming that ''yes'', they did do it.

When Seras rips up a tank gun to kill the Major, she, Integra, and the Major [thoroughly amused by it all] will all say it in tandem.

* I believe his justification will be that he's sick of watching Alucard be the bane of Integra's existence, so if she needs a vampire to run around killing other vampires, he can fit the bill better.

[[WMG: [[spoiler: After the series, Seras and Integra will be an actual couple. Hence, no Hellsing heirs.]]]]

You are what you eat, after all, particularly for him.

* Actually, WordOfGod states that Alucard and Anderson went out on their spare time and actually found one.

[[WMG: Schrodinger will reveal that that's not his real name.]]
[[spoiler: And when Alucard eats him, it will be revealed his real name... is [[BrickJoke Michael McDoesntexist]]]]
* [[spoiler: Which would be doubly fitting, considering that, in a way, thanks to his status as a quantum anomaly, he doesn't exist.]]

[[spoiler: He will ask Integra and Seras to fulfill the queen's wish to record the Major's dying screams in his place.]]

-->'''The Captain (internal monologue)''' : Ooooooh, "Jim Gaffigan" ! I get it now ! Haha, that was - *bursts into flames*

* Jossed: [[spoiler: It's "And don't you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] forget it," after successfully getting Zorin to [[SayMyName say her real name]].]]

... But because he'd finally have understood a joke Alucard made a few episodes earlier (if not back in WW2).

** Jossed. It was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg Living Dead Girl]] by Rob Zombie.

** Gotta agree - in Episode 2, Alucard even thanks Walter for agreeing that they need their budget. In Ep 4, he talks frankly and honestly to Walter about his... [[FreudWasRight excitement]] for fighting the Nazi's, and they seem more like long time friends than anything else.

* Jossed: [[spoiler: It's "And don't you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] forget it," after successfully getting Zorin to [[SayMyName say her real name]].

* Confirmed.

* Jossed