History WMG / Facebook

24th Jul '15 4:48:51 PM nombretomado
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[[WMG:Everyone on Facebook, except you, [[MetalGearSolid2 is an AI]].]]
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[[WMG:Everyone on Facebook, except you, [[MetalGearSolid2 [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty is an AI]].]]
12th May '13 10:33:20 PM sabrina_diamond
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By ensuring that everyone in the world is [[EverythingIsOnline interconnected]], the World's Government can ensure that BigBrother is watching over every profile and scroll through their social and combined network data to [[ParanoiaFuel make sure they're compliant]]. By controlling the revenue of FB games, half of the world is engaged in DoubleSpeak. There is no privacy of information and the FBI has a whole database at their disposal... Soon everyone will be controlled?
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By ensuring that everyone in the world is [[EverythingIsOnline interconnected]], the World's Government can ensure that BigBrother is watching over every profile and scroll through their social and combined network data to [[ParanoiaFuel make sure they're compliant]]. By controlling the revenue of FB games, half of the world is engaged in DoubleSpeak. There is no privacy of information personal information- and the FBI now has a whole database of lives at their disposal... Soon everyone will be controlled?
28th Feb '13 3:05:37 PM ZedOmega
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*** Those who have family on Facebook you talk to regularly, say 'Jossed'?
5th Jan '13 5:50:05 AM sabrina_diamond
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So how could this benefit anyone? Well, say you're a loner SocialDarwinist who believes that intellectual progress, such as inventing new things, is impeded more than it is helped by social interaction. Maybe you think talking with people about inane things distracts your thoughts from more important, lofty subjects. So what do you do? You increase people's opportunities to interact with each other. Those who love socializing will take those opportunities and spend time updating their status rather than considering a new device or crafting a literary masterpiece. As a result, your own work will have less competition. And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses will also benefit, since their introversion means Facebook will have less of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented peers. As a result, progress will slowly but surely come to depend on the introverted nerd who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. Society, realizing that nothing could be done without these nerds, will lift them up and eventually idolize them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a company pushing an exciting new technology. And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy brings you the admiration of those same masses. You end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
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So how could this benefit anyone? Well, say you're a loner SocialDarwinist who believes that intellectual progress, such as inventing new things, is impeded more than it is helped by social interaction. Maybe you think talking with people about inane things distracts your thoughts from more important, lofty subjects. So what do you do? You increase people's opportunities to interact ''interact'' with each other. other through the Internet. Those who love ''love'' socializing will take those opportunities and spend more time updating their status internet status- rather than [[ModernStasis considering a inventing any new device devices or even crafting a literary masterpiece. masterpiece]]. As a result, your own work will site have less competition.competition from the literary professors. And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses will also ''also'' benefit, since their own introversion and gaming tendencies means Facebook will have less has ''more'' of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented friends and peers. As a result, human progress will slowly but come to a halt... But surely they shall come to depend on the introverted nerd 'nerd' who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. mundane tasks. Human invention will be then considered slowed to a halt. Society, upon realizing that nothing could be done without these computer nerds, will lift them up and eventually idolize ''idolize'' them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a computer company pushing an [[FollowTheLeader yet another exciting new technology. social technology]] similar to Facebook... And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, nerds- as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy inadequacy, brings you the admiration of those same masses. You masses... You'll end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking.
22nd Aug '12 8:09:59 PM deadmanRise
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[[WMG:Facebook's creation wasn't about information at all. It was about distraction.]] The huge information database was a fortunate side effect, not the main goal. The idea behind Facebook was to connect people, to let them learn about and communicate with their friends as much as possible. The result? Countless hours of people interacting with each other, especially more extroverted people. So how could this benefit anyone? Well, say you're a loner SocialDarwinist who believes that intellectual progress, such as inventing new things, is impeded more than it is helped by social interaction. Maybe you think talking with people about inane things distracts your thoughts from more important, lofty subjects. So what do you do? You increase people's opportunities to interact with each other. Those who love socializing will take those opportunities and spend time updating their status rather than considering a new device or crafting a literary masterpiece. As a result, your own work will have less competition. And not only that, but fellow loner-geniuses will also benefit, since their introversion means Facebook will have less of an impact on their free time than on that of their more socially-oriented peers. As a result, progress will slowly but surely come to depend on the introverted nerd who can shun others long enough to focus on his task. Society, realizing that nothing could be done without these nerds, will lift them up and eventually idolize them. Every jock who sneers at a geek will be shunned, and children will dream of growing up to lead a company pushing an exciting new technology. And you, Mark Zuckerberg, will be the vanguard of this new generation of popular nerds, as the very website that condemns the socially-inclined masses to inadequacy brings you the admiration of those same masses. You end up a billionaire with millions of friends, known worldwide, having shaped the very world to your liking. Bravo, Mr. Zuckerberg. Bravo.
25th May '12 8:26:29 AM OldManHoOh
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Is that really part of a WMG?
* That ''would'' make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
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* That ''would'' make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
14th Apr '12 8:41:27 AM LycaonMoon
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in''... The true creator of FaceBook might be the official 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and the humans will go MadFromTheRevelation...
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in''... The true creator of FaceBook might be the official 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and the humans will go MadFromTheRevelation...GoMadFromTheRevelation...
8th Feb '12 4:30:03 PM GamerFromJump
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*** Most people I friend, I've met in RealLife, so reJossed.
28th Jan '12 1:46:23 AM sabrina_diamond
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** That would make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
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** * That would ''would'' make a good DoctorWho fanfic.
28th Jan '12 1:46:03 AM sabrina_diamond
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in'' The creator of FaceBook might be the 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and will go MadFromTheRevelation...
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By collecting all the social and private data about the human race, the aliens can infiltrate our database systems. This will ensure that the aliens will have an easier time learning about their own [[HumansAreBastards enemy]]. By doing so, humankind shall cause their own downfall... And it's all thanks to ''logging in'' in''... The true creator of FaceBook might be the official 'spokesperson' of the aliens in a human body as we cannot comprehend their true selves and the humans will go MadFromTheRevelation...
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