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True to the nature of asdfmovie, the gameplay will consist of controlling a character or object within skits, which last 4-5 second each. Within this time, you must properly act out the skit as it tells you to in order to "beat" it. They must be done one after the other very quickly with no breaks in-between. The game gradually speeds up bit by bit, and you only have 4 "lives" before it's game over.

Given asdfmovie's knack for SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic, there may even be a few musical stages of the same nature as ''[=WarioWare=]'', wherein a single long song plays through and in-between all the skits uninterrupted. This is essentially what we already see happening in the ''Mine Turtle'' song.

[[WMG: The "I Like Trains" kid is an authoritarian asshole who wants to force other people to like trains.]]

Just another example of her using her RealityWarper skills on some hapless D-Class.

[[WMG: The "I Like Trains" kid is [[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} a young Claire Stanfield]].]]

Pigtails, dark magic, in an animated series created by [=TomSka=]? I think it sounds about right...

* Alternatively, he's a highly evolved VideoGame/{{Bugsnax}}, and [[spoiler: he wants people to eat him so he can transform the one who consumes him into more of himself.]]

The spirit of a child is trapped inside the [[SoulJar muffin]]. Destroying the muffin will let his spirit return to his body or generally move on. The easiest way to do this would be to get eaten, and he may have [[ICannotSelfTerminate an aversion to harming himself]]. [[AmbiguousInnocence He doesn't realize]] how [[CreepyChild creepy]] he's being because he knows that shuffling off his muffin coil will get him out of his bizarre limbo, and thinks that would be obvious to other people.

[[WMG: The pregnant woman [[YourCheatingHeart cheated on her girlfriend.]]]]

* The woman announces that she is pregnant, to another woman, but at no point did she say who impregnated her. We jump to the conclusion that the [[HomosexualReproduction girlfriend impregnated her]], but a simpler explination is that she cheated on her girlfriend [[BiTheWay with a man]].

[[WMG: The pregnant woman [[YourCheatingHeart cheated on her girlfriend]]]].

* The woman announces that she is pregnant, to another woman, but at no point did she saw who impregnated her. We jump to the conclusion that the [[HomosexualReproduction girlfriend impregnated her]], but a simpler explination is that she [cheated on her girlfriend [[BiTheWay with a man]].

* The woman announces that she is pregnant, to another woman, but at no point did she saw who impregnated her. We jump to the conclusion that the [[HomosexualReproduction girlfriend impregnated her]], but a simpler explination is that she [cheated on her girlfriend [[BiTheWay with a man]].

[[WMG: The Skateboard Cow [[WasOnceAMan was a human before the events of ASDFMovie8.]]]]

[[WMG: The Skateboard Cow [[WasOnceAMan was a human before the events of ASDFMovie8.]]

* It could be a friendlier,completely independent Sheer Heart Attack.

[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking They're both]] [[CreepyChild weird]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking kind of homicidal and like trains.]]

** A time traveling train? [[Film/BackToTheFutureIII That sounds stupid.]]

* Related to the huge scandal about horsemeat being found in processed food in the UK (Where TomSka lives) and Ireland. That, and the large amount of jokes about horsemeat in the video comments.

[[WMG: The I Like Trains Kid is a TimeLord]]