History Tropers / ThatOneGuyNamedX

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--> ''For after all what is man in nature? A central point in between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either.''
-->''Then nothingness was not, nor existence. There was no air then, nor heavens beyond it. Who covered it? Where was it? In whose keeping? Was there then cosmic water, in depths unfathomed?''
--> ''All held the finite and infinite as unrelated. None could forsee that the history of the two would become one.''
--> ''Without beginning or end, the ring stretches to infinite.''

-> A weird mix of Blaise Pascal, the Rig Veda and two unknowns, as seen in ''AceCombatZero'', only here to be pretentious. Bask in my pretentiousness.

LO! IT IS I! X!

You find the entrance to a cave, which itself appears to lead to a long, dark, abandoned tunnel system, which could run deep below the bowels of the earth. Or could just be a small cave. Do you enter?

''[-[[TooDumbToLive > Yes]]-]''\\
''[-[[ButThouMust > No]]-]''\\
''[-[[ShmuckBait > Cake]]-]''

YOU HAVE PICKED YES!

''I didn't!''

'''Shut Up Mortal!'''

You are eaten by a grue.

[- Retry? Y/N -]\\
[- >No-]

[[ZeroWingrish YOU AM LOSS]]

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[[DescribeTopicHere Describe X Here]].

Nope.

Page over, you might leave if you wish.

...

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You're still here? Pesky bastard. Okay, then, sit down.

You see this guy? His name is X. It was originally meant to be read as "Blank", but "X" stuck. Figures. Born in Chile, South Americaland, trying to get away from it as fast as humanly possible.

Not a particularly funny or clever guy, but likable enough to be had around. A huge fanboy for the BreathOfFire and AceCombat series' of Electronic Entertainment Software (otherwise known to you peasants as "VideoGames"), casual anime fan and has an affinity for old RealTimeStrategy games. Also cartoons from TheNineties, which inexplicably took almost a decade to reach his region. Go figure, happens when you live in the middle of effin' nowhere. Did I mention this place sucks? Well, he'll be sure to remind you every chance he can.

That last paragraph was too serious so here's a funny word like badger.

'''BADGER'''

See? ''[[SarcasmMode hilarious]]''.

You may refer to him as "''Your Highness''", "''My Lord''" or "''YO''!". Alternatively, "''My Queen''" works, too.

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In all seriousness, you can find my stuff in the following pages:

* Blog, [[http://idonoteven.wordpress.com Witty Blog Name]]
* Tumblr, [[http://throughthespookyhole.tumblr.com Through the X Hole]]
* Twitter, [[http://twitter.com/g1X @g1X]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/ThatOneGuyNamedX YouTube Channel]]

I'm also on steam and PSN as ''Pheleos'', so if you want to play some games, just specify you're a troper and I might as well play :)

That's the basic info on me. I lurk in the forums, mostly on the VideoGames section, on any topic of a game I feel like talking about.

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[[folder: VideoGames I own, have finished and recommend]]

* Games I own Right now (PS3), games with an asterisk at the end are games I'm willing to play online.
** BlazBlueContinuumShift *
** MetalGearSolid4
** DeadNation *
** InFamous
** AfterBurner Climax
** ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld: The Game *
** {{Borderlands}} *
** MarvelVsCapcom2 *
** BionicCommando Rearmed
** ZoneOfTheEnders HD Collection
** DragonAgeOrigins
** DriverSanFrancisco
** MassEffect2
** ICO - ShadowOfTheColossus HD
** AceCombatAssaultHorizon

* Steam:

** VideoGame/TeamFortress2 * (although it runs like shyte)
** KnightsOfTheOldRepublic
** XCOM series'.
** VideoGame/{{Portal}}
** RustyHearts *
** FrozenSynapse *
** The Organ Trail
** AnotherWorld 20th Anniversary Edition
** Among lots others that I really don't have the time to list here.

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[[folder:Tropes I have observed reflect my personality in some way or form]]

* AntiNihilist
* ApologizesALot: To a near pathological level.
* ArcNumber: 84
* AttentionWhore
* BiTheWay: Actually Pansexual, but it's easier to explain this way.
* CatchPhrase: Unintentionally, "''That last joke went a bit too far. I apologize''".
** "''*[action] nonsexually*''
* CrossesTheLineTwice: All the time. Leading to the above.
* DeadpanSnarker: On occasion.
* HellBentForLeather
* ItsAllAboutMe
* MST3KMantra: My Antithesis.
* NiceGuy: Perhaps my FatalFlaw is being ''too'' nice.
* NostalgiaGoggles: On most of the time.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: I'm mostly on-character to some degree, but going OOC means it's SeriousBusiness to me.
* PurpleProse: As exemplified by this very page, I often indulge myself in what we have commonly, unanimously agreed to call "PurpleProse", i.e., overtly expanding upon one's ideas and sentences with more words than absolutely and precisely necessary, in order to either make a point perfectly, completely and undoubtedly clear, but also to pretend one has a wider vocabulary and is thereby "smarter" than someone who does not expand so much upon their sayings, evoking the very Freudian, occasionally inaccurate statement of, and I quote "''[[FreudWasRight Mine is bigger than yours]]''", and thereby, "''Mine is better than yours''", referring to one's vocabulary and prose in this case.
* TheStoic: In person.
* SelfDeprecation: Very often, sometimes lightheartedly, though I mean all of it.
* VerbalTic: ''Really''. Really, it comes out all the time, really. No real reason why, really. It just sort of does, really.
* WhatAnIdiot: Has a tendency to say really dumb things in occasion.

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[[folder:Tropes some people may think apply to me, if they feel like adding some]]

* BastardBoyfriend: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO X. D: -Tropers/TheMike
* BiTheWay. So that I don't get confused anymore. >:] -@/{{Enkufka}}
* CatchPhrase: "I ship it." ~@/{{Telcontar}}
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Quite a few of your posts have made me laugh out loud. -Tropers/MokonaZero
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[[folder: Quotations of things that go into my forum signature]]

* ''Ah, but X isn't just any bard. He also multiclasses into a NinjaMaid! He is quite deadly'' - @/KalloonWhite
* ''Indeed. Huggles make everything better'' - @/LibrisDedita
* ''We're all like Internet Vampires or something'' - {{@/Aqueos}}
* ''Boys do whatever the boys wanna do, including dressing like girls and doing things girls do'' - {{@/Adannor}}

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[[folder: Vandalize here, if you feel so inclined. I mean, if you want to, no one's forcing you or anything... Alright, sorry...]]

* I have a sinking feeling that a certain ''{{Freakazoid}}'' character is behind this... - [[@/{{X2X}} That Other Guy Named X]]
** It's funny because this no longer applies.
** Just another possibility of the Continuum Shift. - [=X2X=]
** Fuckin' Time loops, how ''do'' they work?
** Ask Terumi. He's the one responsible for everything being so screwy in the first place. - [=X2X=]
** Bullshit. It's all Litchi's fault. It always is.
** [[BerserkButton Did you just say something?]] - @/ChrisX
** [[OhCrap Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah]] ''[[OhCrap shit]]''.
** Apologize. And don't overreact. - @/ChrisX
** ''NEVER!'' *''grabs a rope and escapes into the night''* You shall never take me alive!
** So Terumi's Bowser's successor now? - RawpowerEx
* I wanted to put something witty here. Couldn't think of something. - @/DemoralizedAnt
** How original.
* Wait, what's wrong with TwilightPrincess? - @/TylerL320
** Derp, I meant "Up to and including"
* ur so moe - @/{{Risetteer}}
** no ur so moe
* According to the forum, you and I are from the same country, so I say hi! By the way, Asimov rules! - @/AmusedTroperGuy
** *Fist bump*
* I have returned said vandalism favour. Here it is! - @/PeacefulApocalypse
** Yay! - ''Vandalism get!''
* Kapow! Flying Crane Vandalism Fist! - [[@/{{Phoenixor}} A clear]] [[BlatantLies kung-fu master.]]
** *''dodges''* Backhanded vandalism response!
* Hey X! You cool. ⎝⎲⏝⏝⎲⎠ ~@/TenTailsBeast
** That is one cool vandalization *''high fives''*
* Fixed your options. Enjoy the vandalism.—@/{{JHM}}
** Oh, hey, thanks, man!
* As your unofficial official #1 fan, I vandalize thee!-@/EviIPaladin
** Fuck yeah! Y won't see it coming when I have my fan club!
* Hi. You're nice.
** Th-- OH GODS WHO WROTE THIS!? *''paranoid''*
* Greetings. Pleasant to see you around. -@/LibrisDedita
** Greetings, thank you, and it is quite pleasant to see you around as well :)
* Hey, X. You're cool. - @/{{kay4today}}
** KAY! *''glomps''*
* Dude. Dude. I saw it coming. - @/InhopelessGuy
** Saw what coming?
* X! Hi. -hugs tightly- @/{{Shaggy}}
** SHAGGY! *''cuddlyhugglyglomp''* :3
* I have drew a picture on your wall. Enjoy your cute vandalization! -@/{{DiurnalBrocolli}}
** Yay~! :3 *''glomps''*
* [[TheCulture Returning to Leave, Recalling Forgetting]] - the ''[[@/{{desdendelle}} Winter Storm]]''
* *Power kicks the door open, in a gigantic burst of pyrotechnics and loud rock music* X!!!!!!!!! Do you know anything I can say that would be a fun vandalisation? Your Emperor demands it! -@/{{Emperordaein}}
** Um... No, sorry. Come back some other day, though!
* You're amazing and awesome.
** Also, you are OFFICIALLY my favorite troper. Congratulations!
*** Yay~!:3 *''huggles''*
* YO, HOMOBRO. IS I. HOPEY.
** HOPEY :D *''glomp''*
* Ehehehehehehe. *glomps*- [[Tropers/{{YinHachiko}} Hachiko]]
** *''snuggles''* ^.^
* HAI~! -{{@/Tidal_Wave_17}}
** TIDDLY! :D *''snuggle''*
* Wow, I can't believe I forgot to vandalize you. Sorry. [[color:red:R]][[color:orange:A]][[color:yellow:I]][[color:green:N]][[color:blue:B]][[color:indigo:O]][[color:purple:W]]! -[[@/{{Indigo12ash}} That One Chick Named Indigo]]
** Woah thanks [=OuO=]
* Enjoy your vandalization. -[[@/{{Morgikit}} That Something-Or-Other Named Morgi]]
** ^''pets the morgi''* :3 Thank you~
* Hey, is that another vandalisation? Oh snap it is! '''Or is it???''' ~[[@/{{SlendidSuit}} Who knows?]]
** You don't exist!
* I choose the cake. :3 - @/CaptainKatsura
** The cake is a bomb.
* It's a pleasure to meet you. You're very funny, man. -Tropers/MokonaZero
** Why thank you!
* I'd refer to you as "My Highness" but that would be confusing given the whole once-every-two-months HR guy thing and all. It just isn't good for ebil PR, y'know? We got a reputation to keep. ~_~ [[spoiler:Also just wanted to drop by and say you're a cool person too ouo)b HI]] ~@/{{Bunnie}}
** You ''do'' realize that as a PR guy I could have you fired, no? ;3 [[spoiler: omg thank you <3]]
* Why, who is this? Dressed snappily? Spouting innuendos like it ain't no thang? It's quite clearly X, the baddest of the bad and the coolest of the cool! - @/{{TopographicOcean}}
** More like it ain't no thong ;)
*** ''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!'' :O - [[@/{{TopographicOcean}} Topo]]
**** Yes, you'll be making that face when we're done ;)
* Hey there, hot stuff! ~@/{{deathpigeon}}
** Why are you talking to yourself, cutie? ;)'
* HI HONEY. IT IS I, YOUR WIFE. I SEE YOU FLIRTING WITH OTHER TROPERS HERE AND I AM DISAPPOINT. YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY FOR THIS INFRACTION. - @/{{Alma}}
** I can't wait~
* Your posts turn me on. I would like to get sandwiched between you X and another guy of your choosing. - @/{{Alrune}}
** I'll keep that in mind ;)
* ...Remind me, what am I doing here? Why am I, a complete and utter prude, on a page for an innuendaholic? --@/{{Eskay|64}}
** Because everyone loves me. Mwaha.
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[[AceCombat04 I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies...]]

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* HI HONEY. IT IS I, YOUR WIFE. I SEE YOU FLIRTING WITH OTHER TROPERS HERE AND I AM DISAPPOINT. YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY FOR THIS INFRACTION. - @/Alma

** Why are you talking to yourself, cutie? ;)

* Have Played, but don't own:
** The AceCombat series', from AceCombat2 to AceCombatZero. A real masterpiece of flight, a touching war story, and some of the {{Narm}}iest dialogue you will ''ever'' hear.
** FinalFantasy, from I to VI. I haven't played any others, but I have incredibly fond memories of the first couple games.
** The whole SuperMario series' from the NES to the N64. It is, truly, a turning point for console gaming.
** The Ultima Games, even UltimaVII and UltimaIX. They represent a good portion of what RPG's used to be, and its downfall is a perfect example of how can even the greatest fall.
** The whole TheLegendOfZelda series, up until TwilightPrincess.

** TheElderScrollsIVOblivion

** ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld: The Game
** DCUniverseOnline *

** [=StarHawk=]
** TheSimpsons Arcade *
** BattleFantasia *
** PrinceOfPersia HD [[UpdatedRerelease Trilogy]]

** Goldeneye Source *

** TeamFortress2 * (although it runs like shyte)

** {{Portal}}

* Hey there, hot stuff!

* {{Troll}}: Like me, you seem quite fond of pretending to be one. -Tropers/MokonaZero