History Tropers / SheWhoChewsGum

I'm sixteen, have a rather unhealthy addiction to Reddit (I want to leave, but... the cat pictures! So many ''cat pictures''!) and am quite Scottish. And a bit Irish, but that's not particularly important, I just wanted to point that out in case Ireland starts a systematic extermination of the rest of the human race, and quite frankly it's always nice to have your bases covered. Now don't fret you little ruffian, the Scottish may have a reputation for being drunk and angry, but I can categorically assure you that such an old, haggard stereotype has no place in modern socie-DID YOU JUST KNOW OVER THAT VASE?

'Ello!

Well, you've stumbled upon my troper page. You fool. Well, may as well get this thing up and running. Like a cheetah.

On steroids.

Well, I'm a fourteen year old Scottish fangirl (where are you going?! Come back!), but don't be alarmed! I'm not quite up to 'OMG GUISE SRSLY LOL'.

Wait, no, bad example.

Well, I'm coherent. Barely. Anyway, I lurk in the Troper Cuddlepile (where I rarely give out cuddles) and the Shipping Service (where I rarely do any shipping). I'm a yaoi fangirl, I'll admit. Now that I think about it, I don't really do anything in those threads apart from chat.

Uh, woo! Fight the powah! Yeeeaaa-ah, screw it.

I've been adopted twice on TvTropes, by Enkufka and Sabres Edge. Who I'm not going to usurp for control of the shipyard. Not at all. I'm offended you could think such a thing, utter stranger.

Am pining for lemon cheesecake.

Well, I'm a lazy sod, so If you think any tropes apply to me, add 'em!

... Wait. Brainwave.

Alright, you lovely people, I have a challenge. I want to start a ramble. Not just any old ramble. The longest ramble ever recorded on a troper page, and I would like you to help. I'll start off, and you simply continue, keep the ball rolling. Link your bit to to your troper page, if you'd like.

Well then. Lets start this, shall we?

It occured to me one day after fending off a cat and an either amorous or mental seagull, that animals don't tend to like me very much. I like them, they're tasty. But, as this seagull was pecking at my head, while I'm trying to fend it off with a panini (rolls do not a weapon make) I thought 'what did I do to you?'. I'm not trying to come across as whiny, it's just that the seagulls were the size of small cats, I thought I was going to be shredded. Shredded like wheat. Which leads me to...

* Hmm, I haven't lived anywhere else, so I don't have anything to compare it too. But I ddo have a neat fact. Did you know that Scotland is the most obese place in Europe?.. Just imagine how fat everyone would be ''without'' the heroin!

-{{@/RenaTheArchmage}}

* HAPPY BELATED FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Enjoy it while you can. Before you know it, you'll be old and feeble and have no choice but to resort to a demonic pact for immortality... Actually, given that you can probably scare demons into submission, that won't be a bad thing for you. Carry on. ~{{@/Al Ciao}}

* HAPPY BELATED FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Enjoy it while you can. Before you know it, you'll be old and feeble and have no choice but to resort to a demonic pact for immortality... Actually, given that you can probably scare demons into submission, that won't be a bad thing for you. Carry on. ~{{Al Ciao}}

* HAPPY BELATED FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Enjoy it while you can. Before you know it, you'll be old and feeble and have no choice but to resort to a demonic pact for immortality... Actually, given that you can probably scare demons into submission, that won't be a bad thing for you. Carry on. ~[[Al Ciao]]

I, Rena "the Archmage" Maria, do hereby declare this territory to be under my control, as my headquarters. From now on, I shall be assuming command of all supplies, personnel, and operations of this place, as the Supreme Archmagus of She Who Chew's Gum's Troper Page. All who resist me shall be swiftly and mercilessly executed by myself immediately. It is, therefore, in your best interest to simply surrender, and to allow yourself to be absorbed into my ranks.

-[[{{@/RenaTheArchmage}} Your new dictator]]

* I, Rena "the Archmage" Maria, do hereby declare this territory to be under my control, as my headquarters. From now on, I shall be assuming command of all supplies, personnel, and operations of this place, as the Supreme Archmagus of She Who Chew's Gum's Troper Page. All who resist me shall be swiftly and mercilessly executed by myself immediately. It is, therefore, in your best interest to simply surrender, and to allow yourself to be absorbed into my ranks.

I would continue about her awesomeness, but you know the rest\\ - @\{{Inhopelessguy}}. Dude, you just got Songed.

I would continue about her awesomeness, but you know the rest\\ - @\Inhopelessguy. Dude, you just got Songed.

*** [[TheGlomp Yay, hugs! <(^_^<)]]

** This is why I love TVTropes. 'Ello, stranger! Have a hug! (>^_^)>

* You don't know me, I don't know you, and I'm saying hi anyway. Hi. :D @/RainehDaze

.*Cough* Anyway. Hai,[[GunslingerGirl Gumchewer Girl!]] Rena says hi! You're special, kid! Take this! -{{Tropers/RenaTheArchmage}}

*** No need to be afraid, [[CompletelyMissingThePoint it's a hatchet!]]