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Sadsack plays too many video games.

Sad man plays too many video games.

Cynical, snarky, antisocial teenage male, with way too much time on his hands. An avid video gamer. Fan of FinalFantasy, SuperMarioBros ([[SuperMarioRPG especially]] [[PaperMario the]] [[MarioAndLuigi RPGs]]) , {{Pokemon}}, LegendOfZelda, KingdomHearts, and MetalGear. Massive fan of MSPaintAdventures, especially {{Homestuck}}.

His PetPeeveTropes include EasyModeMockery and PointOfNoReturn.

Previous description cut for being too wordy.

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I messed with your page while you weren't looking. -- {{@/Zudak}}

Vandalism. -- {{@/ChrisisCraziest}}

Genderbent John is hot. I find this sad. Also, you told us to vandalize, so here. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec Have a black man going ghetto in 3 seconds!]] --{{@/Tre}}

Bot soft! What rock through yonder window breaks?\\
It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.\\
There. I have done something to your page. --{{@/BlackWolfe}}

Greetings cheese popsicle. The number you have dialed is currently out of pork chops. --{{@/todbot1}}

Oh, hello there. I must have stumbled upon here by accident. *Puts away spray cans* Nope, no thoughts of vandalism here, nosiree! --{{@/Phoenixor}}

Your page has been graced by the presence of an introverted jackass. Don't you feel lucky? --{{@/GameSpazzer}}

Young man, there's no need to feel down, \\
Young man, pick your feet off the ground, \\
And just go the-*shot* --{{@/Megamagikarp}}

His PetPeeveTropes include EasyModeMockery and LostForever.

Greetings cheese popsicle. The number you have dialed is out of pork chops. --{{@/todbot1}}

Young man, there's no need to feel down, //
Young man, pick your feet off the ground, //

Young man, there's no need to feel down,//
Young man, pick your feet off the ground,//
And just go the-*shot* --{{@/Megamagikarp}}

Your page has been graced by the presence of an introverted jackass. Don't you feel lucky? --{{@/GameSpazzer}}

Oh, hello there. I must have stumbled upon here by accident. *Puts away spray cans* Nope, no thoughts of vandalism here, nosiree! --{{@/Phoenixor}}

Greetings cheese popsicle. The number you have dialed is out of pork chops. --{{@/todbot1}}

Cynical, snarky, antisocial teenage male, with way too much time on his hands. An avid video gamer. Fan of FinalFantasy, SuperMarioBros ([[SuperMarioRPG especially]] [[PaperMario the]] [[MarioAndLuigi RPGs]]) , {{Pokemon}}, KingdomHearts, and MetalGear. Massive fan of MSPaintAdventures, especially {{Homestuck}}.