History Tropers / NickTheSwing

* MoralEventHorizon: For me, Bogleech sending me that horrible, insulting, "hilarious" birthday card. It was full of their mini memes, like the [[OldShame impaled babies]] which I've relegated to pure narm, a terrible picture of me as a fat psychopath, a bunch of eyeball penises and a bad scribble of Hitler as an anime boy. Jackasses.
* CurbStompBattle: How I dealt with the [[LoserArchetype Bog]][[FaceFullofAlienWingWong leech]] [[EmoTeen morons]] on my DeviantART when they posted their "birthday card". They won't be doing anything like that again.

* MoralEventHorizon: For me, Bogleech sending me that horrible, insulting, "hilarious" birthday card.

An incredible GM who, unlike some, knows there are lines that shouldn't be crossed. Just don't ever say he can't write a villain...

Yeah, lolno. {{The Malignancy}}

HA HA HA, OH WOW -[[{{Tropers/Altimeter}} Someone who isn't very well-liked by Mal]]

* BreakTheCutie: My elementary school years. The bullies were ruthless, KidsAreCruel indeed. At one point, a few of them threatened to ''knife my dog.'' Bunch of bastards. Seriously, elementary school these days for anyone different is like growing up in [[ElfenLied Lucy's shoes...]]
** Not really.

* BiggusDickus: I am...very shy...about that part of my anatomy, but in 10th Grade, I wore very snug clothes, and wound up having erections mainly in English class, but they popped up all over the place. A girl who liked me said, ''in the hall way'', "Shaun Perry, you have a very very big cock." Queue to my blush, and her making flirty gestures at me. At the time, I was just a slightly pudgy CuteShotaroBoy. Nowadays, though, I took this trope UpToEleven.
** wat
** So... [[FridgeLogic you're shy about, and yet you you decided to put it on the internet.]] Am I missing something important here?

** [[WhiteKnight STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM, MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

** Yeah, really. My girlfriends all say so...

* TheStarscream : Johnson is the rare heroic version, Starscreaming away from his father [[CompleteMonster Emperor Frederick]]

I have interests mainly in writing fantasy. I started out with a SoBadItsGood Yugioh GX fanfic, went on to a few more, and the most recent are the stories Fall D.Ark Tyrant and Viandas, Johnson. Commonly recurring characters in these stories are [[MagnificentBastard Wolfang Endreich]], who is either a BigBad or anti-hero. There is [[CompleteMonster Urixo]] [[EvilSorcerer Raazgul]], who is often BigBad when Wolfang can't be there. Also featured is the mercenary organization called the DRA who became a country all their own. The deviantart page this is all posted on is Arcadiusd.deviantart.com.

* GameBreaker: I tend to use card decks like this in both MagicTheGathering and YuGiOh, such as the Necropotence Deck for MTG and Hopeless Dragon for YGO.

**and do not even get me started on Frederick. The guy tosses a girl's corpse in to get raped by a demon blob thing just because he could not bare to hear her screams, reanimates her to get her baby, which becomes YoungerThanTheyLook. Just like the other demons made this way...instantly aging to 12 while inside an 11 year old girl. He pronounces the half demon EnfanteTerrible his heir. It is stated millions of demons were made this way, and immediately Frederick orders his new son to rape his serving made "from the ass, its more painful that way". However, if there is one thing he did that really topped it all, he sent Richard, his own son, into the dungeons to be "raped back into shape." For ONE failure, and Richard is the guy who ceaselessly admired Frederick. [[HeelFaceTurn things changed afterwords]], and Frederick reveals [[ShootTheShaggyDog he poisoned all the air in the dungeon where Richard was before Johnson arrived so the rescue is basically futile and rendering Richard a cripple for all of the first and second books.]] This guy lives on Kick/Rape The Dog moments.

*HighOctaneNightmareFuel : The demons feeding on [[spoiler: Rander's father and then spitting out his skin. The entirety of Melody of Ceres. Richard Viandas' existence and what he commands his new troops to do. And then we get into Garreth's Messianic Delusions...]]

*{{Yandere}} : Darric, who would do '''anything''' to get Johnson's attention. Made very much squick considering the two are brothers. Darric actually says on the Darboath Plains to Jane, "My motive? I want to be fucked by my brother."