History TooDumbToLive / FanWorks

* Dr. Emil Hamilton in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9381514/1/Terminal-Justice Terminal Justice]]''. While everyone else realizes how bad an idea it is to antagonize [[TheGrimReaper the embodiment of Death]], Hamilton decides to mind control Power Girl into slapping some magical shackles on him. Not only is he already aware of the very real possibility that this would merely prevent people from dying without affecting Death himself, he also knows that Death has a lot of friend in the Justice League, including his girlfriend Supergirl. The end result? Everyone and everything in the universe stops dying ([[FateWorseThanDeath no matter how horrifically injured]]) while Death is in a coma. Meanwhile his siblings cause widespread destruction (among other things, tornadoes started appearing literally everywhere in the world). Unlike many cases of this trope, Hamilton doesn't actually dead. Instead he's so horrifically injured his doctors insist he won't be eating solid food for at least a decade; he's left infected with the plague (courtesy of Pestilence) and with all his backers destroyed (War's doing).

* ''Paternal'': A Spy (separate from the RED and BLU Spies) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. The past several times, he has only failed because someone else showed up to save Scout. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.

* ''FanFic/ABriefHistoryOfEquestria'': Roughly half of the Unicorn nobility stayed behind when the Manehattan river valley was evacuated for the new homeland because they couldn't stand the thought of abandoning their hordes of treasure. They were all naturally frozen to death by the Windigos.

* ''{{Paternal}}'': A [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Spy]] (separate from the RED and BLU Spies) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. The past several times, he has only failed because someone else showed up to save Scout. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.

* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' fic ''[[FanFic/FortySeconds 4 0 s e c o n d s]]'' Tsen, a two-bit crook, goes around telling people he's Kira. Naturally the real Kira takes issue with this.

* In ''Fanfic/TiberiumWars'', the Brotherhood of Nod considers [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil sexual assault]] to be an "[[EvenEvilHasStandards offense against]] [[DarkMessiah the Messiah]]" and therefore a capital crime. At least one Nod soldier apparently didn't read up on the rules, because he attempts to rape a GDI prisoner while one of the [[WarriorMonk Black Hand]] is in the next room. An ''epic'' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown ass]]-[[PunctuatedPounding beating]] [[DestinationDefenestration ensues]].
** There's also a Nod soldier on the cordon around the White House who is reprimanded for not properly checking an incoming convoy because they're in Nod buggies and Reckoners -- this despite the fact that DressingAsTheEnemy and the EnemyExchangeProgram are time-honored traditions in both gameplay and story throughout the CommandAndConquer 'verse. Of course, [[LaserGuidedKarma the very vehicle he neglected to check]] turns out to be a carbomb that incinerates him and his checkpoint.
* In ''[[Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero Kyon: Big Damn Hero]]'', Haruhi thinks this of Taniguchi after learning about his ratings. Kyon calling him a 'living perv-wiki' probably didn't help.
* Arnold of ''Fanfic/SoullessShell'' falls for Leif's ruse and says that he'll "never do it again" when threatened with execution for rape, prompting Leif to conclude that he has the evidence necessary to confirm his guilt. He breaks out of prison, and not only is dumb enough to want to kill [[GodModeSue Leif]] in revenge, but tries to rape a young girl first, pushing Leif's BerserkButton and earning him a messy death at the hands of his OneWingedAngel form. Apparently, he didn't even think to bring the guards he recruited with him, although given how easily Leif dispatches them soon afterward, they wouldn't have done much good.

* In one ''Manga/DeathNote'' [[http://kikirini.deviantart.com/art/Kira-Hates-Sues-58694863 fan comic]], a ParodySue girl goes up to Light and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[InformedAbility smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. She then asks him to write down her name, and he does... ''in the Death Note''.
* In one ''{{Manga/Naruto}}'' fanfic, the Kyuubi released a powerful pheromone when it was sealed that basically made everyone into sex maniacs the moment they hit puberty (extreme horniness is a perfectly acceptable reason to be excused from class and it's considered extremely rude to reject someone if they want to have sex). When he first uses his [[GenderBender Sexy no Jutsu]], he's flat out told that turning into a naked woman, especially in public, will get him raped. When he says he'd just change back and laugh, he's warned that his attackers probably won't care what gender he is at that point. Naruto promptly vows to never use it again, [[WhatAnIdiot unless it's really funny]].
* Blaine's naivety in ''Fanfic/HuntingTheUnicorn'' seems to have crossed into this. Not only would he help anyone without even questioning, but he's so oblivious he completely fails to notice his [[spoiler: StalkerWithACrush]]. On a less drastic note, being so [[WideEyedIdealist trusting]] and {{honor|BeforeReason}}able has resulted [[BreakTheCutie in fuckloads of heartache]].
* Vulture and Greyback, two griffin soldiers in ''[[{{Fanfic/AceCombatTheEquestrianWar}} Ace Combat: The Equestrian War]]''. The former is outmaneuvered by Firebolt and [[spoiler: killed upon crashing onto a column during the battle of Cloudsdale]]. The latter is [[spoiler: fried by The Burning Talon's laser]] because he is too focused on trying to kill Lightning Bolt. When he finally notices the danger, it's [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath too late for him]].
* Dave in FanFic/DaveStdiderPokemonTraner. Jake England the evil poacher wheels a ray gun specifically called the "Dave Kill Lazer" past Dave & co. while laughing maniacally. Dave nonchalantly acknowledges this fact and then just ignores the fact that an evil villain has a laser SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL HIM. Also he's fooled by Jack and Karkat's false mustaches in Chapter 8, despite the fact that a nameless character (The Ticket Taker Man) notices like, a sentence before.

* ''Fanfic/PlasmasFolly'': Even if the formula hadn't been faulty, common sense says it still wouldn't have been a very good idea for Colby to inject himself with a random syringe he found sitting in a paper bag.

* ''{{Paternal}}'': A [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Spy]] (separate from the RED and BLU Spies) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. The past several times, he has only failed because someone else showed up to save Scout. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.
* In the ''Manga/DeathNote'' fic ''[[FanFic/FortySeconds 4 0 s e c o n d s]]'' Tsen, a two-bit crook, goes around telling people he's Kira. Naturally the real Kira takes issue with this.

* ''{{Paternal}}'': A [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Spy]] (separate from the RED and BLU Spies) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. The past several times, he has only failed because someone else showed up to save Scout. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.

* ''{{Paternal}}'': A [[TeamFortress2 Spy]] (separate from the RED and BLU Spies) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. The past several times, he has only failed because someone else showed up to save Scout. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.

* ''{{Paternal}}'': A Spy (separate from the RED and BLU Spies) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. The past several times, he has only failed because someone else showed up to save Scout. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.

* ''Paternal'': A Spy (separate from the RED and BLU Spies) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. The past several times, he has only failed because someone else showed up to save Scout. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.

* Vulture and Greyback, two griffin soldiers in ''[[{{Fanfic/AceCombatTheEquestrianWar}} Ace Combat: The Equestrian War]]''. The former is outmaneuvered by Firebolt and [[spoiler: killed upon crashing onto a column during the battle of Cloudsdale]]. The latter is [[spoiler: fried by The Burning Talon's laser]] because he too focused on trying to kill Lightning Bolt.

* ''Paternal'': A Spy (not the RED or BLU Spy) named Bane is on a mission to capture the BLU Scout on the Administrator's orders. His modus operandi is to corner Scout while he is alone. So what does Scout do in Chapter 26? He goes out for a jog in the training room. Alone. At night. Without a weapon.

* ''FanFic/ABriefHistoryOfEquestria'': Roughly half of the Unicorn nobility stayed behind when the Manehatten river valley was evacuated for the new homeland because they couldn't stand the thought of abandoning their hordes of treasure. They were all naturally frozen to death by the Windigos.

* In one ''Manga/DeathNote'' fan comic [[http://kikirini.deviantart.com/art/Kira-Hates-Sues-58694863]], a ParodySue girl goes up to Light and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[InformedAbility smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. She then asks him to write down her name, and he does... ''in the Death Note''.

* ''Fanfic/PlasmasFolly'': Even if the formula hadn't been faulty, common sense says it still wouldn't have been a very good idea for Colby to inject himself with a random syringe he found sitting in a paper bag.

(The crowd moves into the street, where they're immediately hit by a truck)

* Dave in FanFic/DaveStdiderPokemonTraner. Jake England the evil poacher wheels a ray gun specifically called the "Dave Kill Lazer" past Dave & co. while laughing maniacally. Dave nonchalantly acknowledges this fact and then just ignores the fact that an evil villain has a laser SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO KILL HIM. Also he's fooled by Jack and Karkat's false mustaches in Chapter 8, despite the fact that a nameless character (The Ticket Taker Man) notices like, a sentence before.

* In one ''Manga/DeathNote'' fan comic [[http://kikirini.deviantart.com/art/Kira-Hates-Sues-58694863]], a ParodySue girl goes up to Light and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[InformedAbility smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. He then asks her to write down her name, and she does... ''in the Death Note''.

* In one ''Manga/DeathNote'' fan comic, a ParodySue girl goes up to Light and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[InformedAbility smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. He then asks her to write down her name, and she does... ''in the Death Note''.

* Vulture and Greyback, two griffin soldiers in ''[[{{Fanfic/AceCombatTheEquestrianWar}} Ace Combat: The Equestrian War]]''. The former is outmaneuvered by Firebolt and [[spoiler: killed upon crashing onto a column during the battle of Cloudsdale]]. The latter is [[spoiler: fried by The Burning Talon's laser]] because he too focused on trying to kill Lightning Bolt.

* PlayedForLaughs with the narrator in Bruinhilda's ''GalaxyRangers'' story [[http://bruinhilda.dreamstation.com/fanfic/twt1.html "The Trouble With Tortuna"]]. He voluntarily ships off to the worst WretchedHive in the galaxy, one where humans are banned because it's controlled by [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen The Queen's]] forces. Any human caught by the Crown will have their LifeEnergy stripped from them and [[PoweredByAForsakenChild turned into a Slaverlord]]. The reporter goes there, gets ridiculously intoxicated, then interferes several times when the Rangers show up and try to bail his ass out.

* In one ''Anime/DeathNote'' fan comic, a ParodySue girl goes up to Light and lists all her qualifications to be his girlfriend, including being [[InformedAbility smarter than anyone else at Wammy's House]]. He then asks her to write down her name, and she does... ''in the Death Note''.
* In one ''{{Anime/Naruto}}'' fanfic, the Kyuubi released a powerful pheromone when it was sealed that basically made everyone into sex maniacs the moment they hit puberty (extreme horniness is a perfectly acceptable reason to be excused from class and it's considered extremely rude to reject someone if they want to have sex). When he first uses his [[GenderBender Sexy no Jutsu]], he's flat out told that turning into a naked woman, especially in public, will get him raped. When he says he'd just change back and laugh, he's warned that his attackers probably won't care what gender he is at that point. Naruto promptly vows to never use it again, [[WhatAnIdiot unless it's really funny]].

* Blaine's naivety in ''Fanfic/HuntingTheUnicorn'' seems to have crossed into this. Not only would he help anyone without even questioning, but he's so oblivious he completely fails to notice his [[spoiler: StalkerWithACrush]]. On a less drastic note, being so [[WideEyedIdealist trusting]] and {{honor|BeforeReason}}able has resulted [[BreakTheCutie in fuckloads of heartache]].