History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / WesternAnimation

-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' (About to cry) Looks like mean Fluttershy is here to stay!

-->'''Finn:''' If there's ''anything'' I've learned today, it's that I am '''[[ChickMagnet awesome]]''' [[ChickMagnet at talking to ladies]]. And ''lady'', you are CRAZY UGLY! Having beautiful hair isn't gonna get you ''anywhere'' because you're ugly inside ''and'' out. So ugly, I want to ''throw'' '''up'''. No one will ''ever'' find you beautiful. ''EVEEERRR''. And it has nothing to do with the old chrome-dome. ''(touches his heart)'' It has to do with what's in here.
* Fluttershy from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic" gives one to Rarity and Pinkie Pie. Yes, you heard me. Cute, innocent, shy Fluttershy gives one once she got into assertive mode.
-->'''Rarity:''' (catching Pinkie after Fluttershy called her simple-minded) Now stop it right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults.
-->'''Fluttershy:''' Why not? I thought petty was what you're all about, Rarity. What with your petty concerns about ''fashion''.
-->'''Rarity''': (gasps, eyes began to water and she turns away)
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Hey! You leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!
-->'''Fluttershy:''' Oh and what are ''you'' passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? (Pinkie's ears droop and her eyes quivering) I can't believe the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell New Fluttershy how to live her life (cut to Pinkie Pie and Rarity about to cry), when they are throwing their lives away on pointless pursuits that ''no-pony else gives a '''flying feather''' about!''
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' (About to cry) Looks like mean Fluttershy is here to stay!

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* Stan lays into Roger on ''AmericanDad'':

--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Can't you morons do ANYTHING right?!
--> '''Crowd:''' ''* Gasp* ''
--> '''Marge Simpson:''' Ned, we meant well! And everyone here tried their best!
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Well my family and I can't live on ''good intentions'', Marge! Ohhh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have goooooood ''intentions''!
--> '''Bart Simpson:''' Hey, back off man!
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Ohhh, okay duuuude, I wouldn't want you to have a cow maaaaan! Here's a catch phrase you better learn for your adult years; Hey buddy, GOT A QUARTER!?
--> '''Bart Simpson:''' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I am shocked and appalled.]]
--> '''Lisa Simpson:''' Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to the question NO ONE ASKED!
--> '''Chief Wiggum:''' Ha! Ha-ha!
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Whadda we have here, the long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
--> '''Krusty the Clown:''' Mallomars, oho, that's going in the act.
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Oh yeah, the Clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh! And as for ''you'', I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
--> '''Lenny:''' Hey I've only been here a few minutes what's going on?
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' You ugly, hate-filled man!
--> '''Moe:''' [[IResembleThatRemark Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled]], but [[OhCrap I -- uh -- what was the third thing you said?]]
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Homer... you are the worst human being I have '''ever''' met.
--> '''Homer Simpson:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, I got off pretty easy.]]

-->'''Artie:''' Marge, I think about a lot more than just moi. ''(ImagineSpot of female Arties dancing the Can-Can while singing his name along with the music)'' [[HeelRealization Oh... my... god. She's right.]]

-->''"Poor foolish little people, look what you've done. Now go ahead, break your nutshell heads over your song. But did you have to break Glory's heart, King Little? Because you were thoughtless and selfish...and you, Bombo, oh mighty warrior...what have you won? You were too stubborn to think. Too busy quarreling to land dear to the harmony that might have been yours. But now in your sorrow and despair, perhaps you'll listen to your songs as they might be sung."'' (cue "Faithful Forever").

-->'''Martin Luther King:''' ''Will you ignorant niggers PLEASE shut the hell up?'' Is this it? This is what I got all those ass-whuppins for? I had a dream, once. It was a dream that little black boys and little black girls would drink from the river of prosperity, freed from the thirst of oppression! But lo and behold some four decades later, what have I found but a bunch of trifilin', shiftless, good-for-nothing niggers? And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. It's the ugliest word in the English language. But that's what I see now: niggers. And you don't want to be a nigger, 'cause niggers are living contradictions! Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggers wax and wane, niggers love to complain, niggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggers love being another man's judge and jury, niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry, niggers love to be late, niggers hate to hurry! I've seen what's around the corner, I've seen what's over the horizon, and I PROMISE you, you niggers have nothing to celebrate! I know I won't get there with you, I'm going to Canada.

--> '''Bart Simpson:''' I am shocked, and appalled.

--> '''Moe:''' Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled but [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm -- uh -- what was the third thing you said?]]
--> '''Ned Flanders:''' Homer... you are the worst human being I have ever met.
--> '''Homer Simpson:''' Hey, I got off pretty easy.

-->'''Frank:''' Everything! A dream house! Two cars! A beautiful wife! [[MakesSenseInContext A son who owns a factory]]! Fancy clothes and (sniffs air) lobsters for dinner! And do you deserve any of it? No!

* ''{{The Fairly OddParents}} '' with the ''WonderfulLife'' subversion episode, "It's A Wishful Life", in which Jorgen Von Strangle tells Timmy very gloatingly that he's responsible for nearly every bad thing in the world from the Chicago Cubs losing streak to his friend Chester having bad teeth. Timmy then willingly offers to disappear from existence to make life better for his friends and family. The love that Timmy had for the people in his life made Jorgen the one who looked like a JerkAss and the conclusion you came to was that it was Jorgen who really sucked. As for it being an aesop about not doing things for praise, Jorgen Von Strangle is the last person to preach that; just check out the episode ''Fairly Oddlympics" especially the ''clink'', ''clink'', ''clink'' part.

* {{Ben|10}} gives one to Kevin during their second showdown, when he asks if Ben is going to try to help him. Ben replies by telling him he's through trying to help him because Kevin can't seem to take help when its offered. After beating him, Ben finishes it by answering Kevin's attempt to continue the fight by telling him he's not worth finishing off. Backfires, but still, he makes extremely good points.

-->'''Quagmire''': Okay. I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife; the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing; you always say, "Ooh, I'll getcha later," but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! I don't buy them a copy of ''{{Catcher in the Rye}}'' and then lecture them with some 7th Grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a ''spoiled brat!'' And that's why you like him so much: he's ''you!'' God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I shoulda known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She woulda known there's no "A" in the word "definite!" And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should, "Legalize Pot, man." How big business is crushing the underclass. How homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America! Well what have ''you'' done to help?! I work down at the Soup Kitchen, Brian! Never seen ''you'' down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way: driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ. Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because, "Religion is for idiots." Well who the hell are ''you'' to talk down to anyone?! You failed college twice! Which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a ''bore!'' That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic ''bore!'' (''{{Beat}}'') Well, see ya Brian. Thanks for the fucking steak.

--> '''Numbuh 5:''' "You know, you used to be cool because the team meant more to you than anything. Including yourself. But now you're just a selfish old crack. It's not your age that's changed Mr. Uno, it's you!"

* In the season finale of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' "Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver", Rarity is excited to finally have a chance to meet her PrinceCharming. When he turns out to be a PrinceCharmless she is disappointed but keeps hoping he'll prove to be chivalrous. When he uses her as a Pony Shield against falling cake, she snaps and tells him off.

* In the season finale of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]", Rarity is excited to finally have a chance to meet her PrinceCharming. When he turns out to be a PrinceCharmless she is disappointed but keeps hoping he'll prove to be chivalrous. When he uses her as a Pony Shield against falling cake, she snaps and tells him off.

* In the season finale of ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' "Best Night Ever", Rarity is excited to finally have a chance to meet her PrinceCharming. When he turns out to be a PrinceCharmless she is disappointed but keeps hoping he'll prove to be chivalrous. When he uses her as a Pony Shield against falling cake, she snaps and tells him off.

* In''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', Psylocke gives a very good reasoning with Archangel.

-->'''Artie:''' Marge, I think about a lot more than just moi. ''(ImagineSpot of female Arties dancing the Can-Can while singing his name along with the music)'' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh... my... god. She's right.]]
* ''BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''. In "Revenge of the Reach", the BlueBeetle's Scarab, the suit's sentient intelligence cohabiting with Jaime Reyes, turns back into its original programming by its alien kind, The Reach, to invade The Green Lantern Corps. It takes complete control of the suit and takes over Jaime's mind for a while, before he asserts his willpower over the suit. The Scarab tries to deter Jaime's progress by telling him he was only a hero because the Reach made him so, and cannot overcome the power of the Reach.
* Goes hand in hand with CallingTheOldManOut in ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'', when Zuko unloads on [[BigBad Fire Lord Ozai]] for all the crap he put him through in his young like. As the MotivationalPoster on that page summarizes, 1) You suck and are a [[CompleteMonster monster]], 2) [[ParentalSubstitute Iroh]] [[AbusiveParents is better than you]], and 3) [[HeelFaceTurn I'm joining the Avatar]]. Suck on that, old man!

* One from Ned Flanders of ''TheSimpsons'', of all people, in the eighth season episode "Hurricane Neddy". After his life falls apart, he snaps and lets loose on the whole town.

* In the ''FamilyGuy'' episode "Jerome is the New Black," Quagmire gives [[Awesome/FamilyGuy a spectacular]] one to Brian, who has spent the entire episode trying to be his friend. It helps that the points he makes are quite valid [[TakeThatScrappy as they were based on complaints viewers had been making about Brian for a good while]].

* The ''TinyToonAdventures'' episode "Prom-ise Her Anything'' has Montana Max giving one of these to Elmyra (see the quote page) and then receiving an almost identical one from Dizzy Devil's date when he tries to hit on her a few minutes later.

** The "mommy and daddy" line gets an IronicEcho of sorts in the [[LighterAndSofter considerably more light-hearted]] ''BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'' (Paul Dini did write both screenplays, mind you):

* In the Series/{{X-Men}} Animated Series, Psylocke gives a very good reasoning with Archangel.

** Brian gives [[TheLibby Connie D'Amico]] an [[Awesome/FamilyGuy awesome one]] in the episode "Barely Legal":

-->'''Johnny:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Yeah, well,]] [[JerkAss I am pretty unbelievable]].

*** Of course, Al Gore [[CompletelyMissingThePoint misses the point entirely]] and [[MilesGloriosus still sees himself as a hero]].