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--->'''Soldier:''' You pathetic little fairy.
--->'''Angel:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not little.]]
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** Mcnulty gets at least three before the series concludes.
*** McNulty himself also delivers one to Brianna Barksdale, D'Angelo's mother for [[spoiler: convincing her son that the right thing to do was to stay loyal to their violent, drug-dealing organization, in spite of being a father himself and having a twenty year sentence hanging over his head. This would in turn lead to that same violent, drug-dealing organization to decide that D'Angelo was too much of a loose thread and have him killed in spite of his loyalty. The biggest cut into her though is when she asks McNulty why he went to D'Angelo's baby's-mama with this information rather than herself, he replies that he was just trying to find someone that cared about D'Angelo.]]

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** Mcnulty [=McNulty=] gets at least three before the series concludes.
*** McNulty [=McNulty=] himself also delivers one to Brianna Barksdale, D'Angelo's mother for [[spoiler: convincing her son that the right thing to do was to stay loyal to their violent, drug-dealing organization, in spite of being a father himself and having a twenty year sentence hanging over his head. This would in turn lead to that same violent, drug-dealing organization to decide that D'Angelo was too much of a loose thread and have him killed in spite of his loyalty. The biggest cut into her though is when she asks McNulty [=McNulty=] why he went to D'Angelo's baby's-mama with this information rather than herself, he replies that he was just trying to find someone that cared about D'Angelo.]]
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** Let's not forget the one that Picard gives to Wesley at the Academy after he learns Wesley is lying to cover up an accident:
-->"The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!"

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His girlfriend\'s standing right beside him at the time and doesn\'t NEED saving.


*** This particular example is given some HypocriticalHumor value later in the same episode when ''Rory'' ends up insisting that he be allowed to stay and help the Doctor face the dangers of that week's villain's plot. Given the guilt-trip he'd explicitly laid on the Doctor for precisely this sort of thing earlier, the Doctor is annoyed at Rory, but there's no time to argue.
**** But that was Rory wanting to save his girlfriend, which he would've done anyway.

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*** This particular example is given some HypocriticalHumor value later in the same episode when ''Rory'' ends up insisting that he be allowed to stay and help the Doctor face the dangers of that week's villain's plot. Given the guilt-trip he'd explicitly laid on the Doctor for precisely this sort of thing earlier, and given that the Doctor had clearly taken it on board and explicitly told his companions to go back to the TARDIS where they'd be safe, the Doctor is a little bit annoyed at Rory, but there's no time to argue.
**** But that was Rory wanting to save his girlfriend, which he would've done anyway.
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*** McNulty himself also delivers one to Brianna Barksdale, D'Angelo's mother for [[spoiler: convincing her son that the right thing to do was to stay loyal to their violent, drug-dealing organization, in spite of being a father himself and having a twenty year sentence hanging over his head. This would in turn lead to that same violent, drug-dealing organization to decide that D'Angelo was too much of a loose thread and have him killed in spite of his loyalty. The biggest cut into her though is when she asks McNulty why he went to D'Angelo's baby's-mama with this information rather than herself, he replies that he was just trying to find someone that cared about D'Angelo.]]
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**** But that was Rory wanting to save his girlfriend, which he would've done anyway.
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** This troper seems to recall Jadzia Dax giving such a speech on Klingons.
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The Silurians are not aliens


** In “Cold Blood” of [[Series/DoctorWho NuWho]], the Doctor delivers one to the woman who tortured an alien to death and tries to destroy their civilization, thereby destroying peace talks and igniting a war between humanity and the alien race. Every interaction he has with her for the rest of the show is essentially him telling her what a horrible person she is.

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** In “Cold Blood” of [[Series/DoctorWho NuWho]], the Doctor delivers one to the woman who tortured an alien a sentient dinosaur to death and tries to destroy their civilization, thereby destroying peace talks and igniting a war between humanity and the alien other race. Every interaction he has with her for the rest of the show is essentially him telling her what a horrible person she is.

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--> '''Ted:''' You think that this is just about Robin? This is about... You know, I've seen you do some bad stuff. I mean, some really terrible stuff to a lot of different people. I just always thought there had to be a limit.\\
'''Barney:''' I always thought I was the limit.\\

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--> '''Ted:''' You think that this is just about Robin? This is about... You know, I've seen you do some bad stuff. I mean, some really terrible stuff to a lot of different people. I just always thought there had to be a limit.\\
'''Barney:'''
I always thought I ''I'' was the limit.\\

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUDmvhcZNrA Example.]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FnkFesZSYk A very good example.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=UUDmvhcZNrA Example.Another example.]]



** And his first episode, Derek delivers one to Carla, Cox, JD and Turk.

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** And his first episode, Derek delivers one to Carla, Cox, JD and Turk. Turk.
** Jordan does a decent one at the end of Season 1, spilling the secrets of everyone in the group.
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* Also, Buffy gives one to the potentials in the episode "Get it Done". Anya even lampshades it later.

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* ** Also, Buffy gives one to the potentials in the episode "Get it Done". Anya even lampshades it later.
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-->'''Jason Cooper:''' Why indeed, Emily, because you're cruel and miserable people! Because none of you '''respond''' to love. Emily responds only to what her petty hungers dictate! Wilfred responds only to things that have weight and bulk and value! He ''feels'' books, he doesn't read them! He ''appraises'' paintings, he doesn't seek out their truth or their beauty! And Paula there lives in a mirror; the world is nothing more to her than a reflection of herself. And her '''brother'''... Humanity to him is a small animal, caught in a trap, to be tormented! His pleasure is the giving of pain, and from this he receives the same sense of fulfillment most human beings get from a kiss or an embrace! You're caricatures, ''all'' of you! Without your masks, you're ''caricatures!''

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-->'''Jason Cooper:''' Foster:''' Why indeed, Emily, because you're cruel and miserable people! Because none of you '''respond''' ''respond'' to love. Emily love! [[RichBitch Emily]] responds only to what her petty hungers dictate! Wilfred [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Wilfred]] responds only to things that have weight and bulk and value! He ''feels'' books, he doesn't read them! He ''appraises'' paintings, he doesn't seek out their truth or their beauty! And Paula [[{{Narcissist}} Paula]] there lives in a mirror; the world is nothing more to her than a reflection of herself. And her '''brother'''... Humanity [[JerkJock brother]]... Humanity, to him him, is a small animal, caught in a trap, to be tormented! His pleasure is the giving of pain, and from this he receives the same sense of fulfillment most human beings get from a kiss or an embrace! You're caricatures, ''all'' of you! Without Even without your masks, you're ''caricatures!''
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** An episode later, Nicola fucks up: her department has lost seven months worth of files, nobody has any idea where the backup went, Nicola has succeeded in making herself look like a SoapBoxSadie GranolaGirl in a conference with the press, and ultimately ended up revealing the scandal about the lost files to an on-the-record journalist. And naturally, Malcolm lets her have it:
-->'''Malcolm:''' I just wanted to say to you, by way of introductory remarks, that I'm ''extremely'' miffed about today's events, and in my quest to try to make you understand the level of my unhappiness, I'm likely to use an awful lot of what we would call violent sexual imagery, and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that.
-->'''Nicola:''' I could actually do without the theatrics, I think, Malcolm-
-->'''Malcolm:''' ''Enough.'' E-fucking-nough. You need to learn to shut your fucking cave. Right? Today, you have laid your first big fat egg of solid fuck. You took the data loss media strategy, and you ate it with a lump of ecoli, and then you sprayed it out of your arse at three hundred miles per hour.
-->'''Nicola:''' I simply made a mistake-
-->'''Malcolm:''' You got "on the record" and "off the record" fuckin' mixed up! What would have happened if, like, George Martin had done that? We'd have no fucking [[TheBeatles Beatles]], that's what. Now, I don't give a fuck about that, I've had to fuckin' sit next to Paul [=McCartney=] at fuckin' Checkers.
-->'''Nicola:''' The data loss wasn't my fault.
-->'''Malcolm:''' Fine, yeah, but I tell you what, it came out fuckin' pretty fast once you were in there, didn't it? Which makes me wonder, should I just go and talk to the boss? Should I go and tell him "I don't think she's up to the job"?
-->'''Nicola:''' You said yourself that if the PM sacks me after a week, it looks like ''he's'' fucked up!
-->'''Malcolm:''' Yeah, but that was ''before,'' when your biggest problem was a fucking shit pun in a newspaper and a face like Dot Cotton lickin' piss off a nettle!
-->'''Nicola:''' OK, I messed up! Right? I messed up! But I will, from now on, listen to every bit of advice you give me: I'll go on Question Time wearing a push-up bra and a fez, I'll do the Hustings on stilts if that is what you tell me the strategy is, because you know about that stuff, Malcolm, I know that. It's just I've got things I want to do, alright.
-->'''Malcolm:''' 'Course you do, mate. Montessori fuckin' Rockinghorses or something. ''The Mail'' have the motherload on this, so that means that there is a way through this for us, but it entails ''you,'' M'dear, [[BreakTheHaughty eating a complete concrete mixer full of humble pie.]]
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*** [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Delenn's speech is so effective at shaming the council that more than half of them walk out of the room with her!]]
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*** In a truly epic example, the entire femme population of the Glee Club and the Trouble Tones call out this guy who's hitting on Santana in the hopes of "straightening her out" and then proceed to jump into Katy Perry's [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "I Kissed A Girl."]]

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*** In a truly epic example, the entire femme population of the Glee Club and the Trouble Tones call out this guy who's hitting on Santana in the hopes of "straightening her out" and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome then proceed to jump into Katy Perry's [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Perry's "I Kissed A Girl."]]
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*** In a truly epic example, the entire femme population of the Glee Club and the Trouble Tones call out this guy who's hitting on Santana in the hopes of "straightening her out" and then proceed to jump into Katy Perry's [[Crowningmomentofawesome "I Kissed A Girl."]]

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*** In a truly epic example, the entire femme population of the Glee Club and the Trouble Tones call out this guy who's hitting on Santana in the hopes of "straightening her out" and then proceed to jump into Katy Perry's [[Crowningmomentofawesome [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "I Kissed A Girl."]]
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** In "Kissed a Girl", Puck has one to Quinn, after she invites him over to "not watch a movie." He calls her out, saying, paraphrased:

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** In "Kissed a Girl", Girl" was chock full of them! Puck has one to Quinn, after she invites him over to "not watch a movie." He calls her out, saying, paraphrased:


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*** He has another one, to Shelby, calling her out for being to scared to start a relationship with him. Granted, she's a teacher, and he's a student, but it still counts.
*** In a truly epic example, the entire femme population of the Glee Club and the Trouble Tones call out this guy who's hitting on Santana in the hopes of "straightening her out" and then proceed to jump into Katy Perry's [[Crowningmomentofawesome "I Kissed A Girl."]]
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** In "Kissed a Girl", Puck has one to Quinn, after she invites him over to "not watch a movie." He calls her out, saying, paraphrased:
--> '''Puck:''' I used to be really into you, I thought you were hot, and like, the coolest girl in the entire school. But now, I see otherwise. You're not as hot, you might just be the most selfish person I've ever met, and you're kinda nuts.
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*** He also gives a reason WE suck to speech to Elle calling them both "damaged goods that will never change"
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** House also recieves an epic one from Jack Moriarty, aka [[spoiler:his own subconcious]] in the Season 2 finale.
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** In “Cold Blood” of NuWho, the Doctor delivers one to the woman who tortured an alien to death and tries to destroy their civilization, thereby destroying peace talks and igniting a war between humanity and the alien race. Every interaction he has with her for the rest of the show is essentially him telling her what a horrible person she is.

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** In “Cold Blood” of NuWho, [[Series/DoctorWho NuWho]], the Doctor delivers one to the woman who tortured an alien to death and tries to destroy their civilization, thereby destroying peace talks and igniting a war between humanity and the alien race. Every interaction he has with her for the rest of the show is essentially him telling her what a horrible person she is.
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** "Mash-Off" has four speeches - one from Santana to Finn, calling him a fat, untalented failure. Finn then shoots right back, calling her a self-hating bitch. Later, Shelby then chews out Quinn for her psychotic behavior in trying to get her baby back, and Quinn calls Shelby a whore.
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*** And no one seems to point out that the thousands upon thousands that have died in his wake have saved everyone who ever even thought about existing ever, ever. He may have [[spoiler:personally destroyed Pompeii,]] but the number of those saved is roughly infinity minus one. In other words, [[MessianicArchetype he has personally saved everyone he's ever met, knows, or can meet.]] Of course, the ''villains'' aren't exactly going to be in a hurry to point this out --- it's not called The Reason You're Really Awesome Actually Speech for no reason -- but you'd think that his friends or, heck, ''the Doctor himself'' might have a few pointers to raise in his own defense.

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*** And no one seems to point out that the thousands upon thousands that have died in his wake have saved everyone who ever even thought about existing ever, ever. He may have [[spoiler:personally destroyed Pompeii,]] but the number of those saved is roughly infinity minus one. In other words, [[MessianicArchetype he has personally saved everyone he's ever met, knows, or can meet.]] Of course, the ''villains'' aren't exactly going to be in a hurry to point this out --- it's not called The 'The Reason You're Really Awesome Actually Speech Speech' for no a reason -- but you'd think that his friends or, heck, ''the Doctor himself'' might have a few pointers to raise in his own defense.
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* In the ''MakeItOrBreakIt'' episode "Life Or Death," new coach Darby's "let's all be friends" technique - including agreeing to let the girls of The Rock go to see Emily's boyfriend in concert the night before a crucial meet - results in Lauren and Co. getting their asses kicked. Payson does not mince her words in the aftermath...
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** Mcnulty gets at least three before the series concludes.

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** Kurt standing up to Karofsky in "Never Been Kissed"
--> '''Kurt:''' You going to hit me? ''Do it''.
--> '''Karofsky:''' ''Do not'' push me.
--> '''Kurt:''' Hit me, because it's not going to change who I am. You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!
--> '''Karofsky:''' Get out of my face!
--> '''Kurt:''' You are ''nothing'' but a scared little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!
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* In ''TheWire'', Detective Moreland gives one of these to Omar, largely in part because TruffautWasRight.

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* In ''TheWire'', Detective Moreland gives one of these to Omar, largely in part because TruffautWasRight.DoNotDoThisCoolThing.
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-->'''TheDoctor:''' You're an emotional cripple. I wouldn't waste my time on her, unless I had to use her somehow.

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-->'''TheDoctor:''' -->'''The Doctor:''' You're an emotional cripple. I wouldn't waste my time on her, unless I had to use her somehow.
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-->'''TheDoctor:''' ...Kill her.

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-->'''TheDoctor:''' ...-->'''The Doctor:''' ...Kill her.



-->'''TheDoctor:''' Do you think I didn't know? The chess set in Lady Peinforte's study. I knew.

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-->'''TheDoctor:''' -->'''The Doctor:''' Do you think I didn't know? The chess set in Lady Peinforte's study. I knew.



-->'''TheDoctor:''' I knew. I knew she carried the evil inside her. Do you think I'd have chosen a social misfit if I hadn't known? She couldn't even pass her chemistry exams at school, and yet she manages to create a time storm in her bedroom. I saw your hand in it from the very beginning.

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-->'''TheDoctor:''' -->'''The Doctor:''' I knew. I knew she carried the evil inside her. Do you think I'd have chosen a social misfit if I hadn't known? She couldn't even pass her chemistry exams at school, and yet she manages to create a time storm in her bedroom. I saw your hand in it from the very beginning.
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** A sillier one, directed as [[TheLibby Libby]]-turned-LaughablyEvil vampire gang leader, after her gang gets sick of her ContractualGenreBlindness and turns against her:

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** A sillier one, directed as [[TheLibby Libby]]-turned-LaughablyEvil AlphaBitch-turned-LaughablyEvil vampire gang leader, after her gang gets sick of her ContractualGenreBlindness and turns against her:

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