History TheReasonYouSuckSpeech / LiveActionTV

24th Feb '18 7:42:26 PM IdeaMaster
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** He gves Drake another one along with his girlfriend [[CuteBruiser Lucy]] after their fight shatters his chances of getting Mindy's parents approval.
-->'''Josh:''' You see what you do?! One night, one night, I ask you to help me and you ruin it!\\
-->'''Drake:''' Josh I-\\
-->'''Josh:''' I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and 300 bucks on a dumb harpist (turning to address her) '''who at this point should [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. PLAYING!]]''' (the harpist stops) And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! Alright? You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!\\
-->'''Drake:''' (beat) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You spent $100 on ice?]]\\

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** He gves gives Drake another one along with his girlfriend [[CuteBruiser Lucy]] after their fight shatters his chances of getting Mindy's parents approval.
-->'''Josh:''' You see what you do?! One night, one night, I ask you to help me and you ruin it!\\
it!
-->'''Drake:''' Josh I-\\
Josh, I...
-->'''Josh:''' I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and 300 bucks on a dumb harpist (turning to address her) '''who at this point should [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. PLAYING!]]''' (the harpist stops) And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! Alright? You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!\\
relationship!
-->'''Drake:''' (beat) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You spent $100 on ice?]]\\ice?]]
24th Feb '18 7:40:15 PM IdeaMaster
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** He gves Drake another one along with his girlfriend [[CuteBruiser Lucy]] after their fight shatters his chances of getting Mindy's parents approval.
-->'''Josh:''' You see what you do?! One night, one night, I ask you to help me and you ruin it!\\
-->'''Drake:''' Josh I-\\
-->'''Josh:''' I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and 300 bucks on a dumb harpist (turning to address her) '''who at this point should [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. PLAYING!]]''' (the harpist stops) And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! Alright? You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!\\
-->'''Drake:''' (beat) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You spent $100 on ice?]]\\
-->'''Josh:''' (Yells and attacks Drake)
21st Feb '18 7:49:11 PM smasll_lordvoice
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** "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E03Afterimage}} Afterimage]]" features rogue Cardassian Garak delivering a cutting put-down to Ezri Dax concerning her perceived failure to live up to [[TheNthDoctor her predecessor's legacy]], ending with "Now, get out of here... before I say something unkind."

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** "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E03Afterimage}} Afterimage]]" features rogue Cardassian Garak delivering a cutting put-down to Ezri Dax concerning her perceived failure to live up to [[TheNthDoctor her predecessor's legacy]], ending with [[KickTheDog "Now, get out of here... before I say something unkind.""]]
-->'''Garak:''' Spare me your insipid psychobabble. I'm not some quivering neurotic who feels sorry for himself because his daddy wasn't nice. You couldn't begin to understand me! I want someone to help me get back to work. And you, my dear, are not up to this task. I mean, look at you. You're pathetic a confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name "Dax." I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive. She owned herself, and you... you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself. [[KickTheDog Now, get out of here before I say something unkind.]]



** Garak, nice guy that he supposedly was, was [[BewareTheNiceOnes without parallel]] when it came to dishing these out. He gives Ezri Dax an absolutely ''[[KickTheDog vicious]]'' one in "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E03Afterimage}} Afterimage]]", which ironically [[RealitySubtext echoed many fan complaints]] about the character. It's so brutal that she immediately leaves his story and bursts into tears, and you can't help but blame her.
-->'''Garak:''' Spare me your insipid psychobabble. I'm not some quivering neurotic who feels sorry for himself because his daddy wasn't nice. You couldn't begin to understand me! I want someone to help me get back to work. And you, my dear, are not up to this task. I mean, look at you. You're pathetic a confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name "Dax." I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive. She owned herself, and you... you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself. [[KickTheDog Now, get out of here before I say something unkind.]]
21st Feb '18 7:42:15 PM smasll_lordvoice
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** Garak, nice guy that he supposedly was, was [[BewareTheNiceOnes without parallel]] when it came to dishing these out. He gives Ezri Dax an absolutely ''[[KickTheDog vicious]]'' one in "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E03Afterimage}} Afterimage]]", which ironically [[RealitySubtext echoed many fan complaints]] about the character. It's so brutal that she immediately leaves his story and bursts into tears, and you can't help but blame her.
-->'''Garak:''' Spare me your insipid psychobabble. I'm not some quivering neurotic who feels sorry for himself because his daddy wasn't nice. You couldn't begin to understand me! I want someone to help me get back to work. And you, my dear, are not up to this task. I mean, look at you. You're pathetic a confused child trying to live up to a legacy left by her predecessors. You're not worthy of the name "Dax." I knew Jadzia. She was vital, alive. She owned herself, and you... you don't even know who you are. How dare you presume to help me? You can't even help yourself. [[KickTheDog Now, get out of here before I say something unkind.]]
20th Feb '18 6:23:11 PM IdeaMaster
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-->'''Sam:'''What? Okay, he stayed home from school all week, he missed two iCarly rehearsals, and now he's gonna miss the show? ''That's so unprofessional.''
-->'''Carly:''' You really hurt him. Every time he leaves the house, he gets teased 'cause you told the whole world he's never kissed anyone. You know, he won't even talk to his mom. He just sits on the fire escape alone 'cause he's too embarrassed to see anyone. You like ruined his whole life and [[LackOfEmpathy you don't even care]].
-->'''Sam:''' All right, I'll go apologize....
-->'''Carly:''' It doesn't even matter if you apologize, kids are still gonna give him a hard time 'cause you can't take back what you said.
-->'''Sam:''' Look, I didn't mean..
-->'''Carly:''' You went too far this time and you can't fix it.
20th Feb '18 8:42:58 AM IdeaMaster
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-->'''Harley:''' Of course I'm mad! I been practicing saying ''Geneva'' for weeks, And I even practiced saying "Steve," even though we all knew he never had a chance! You are the worst! You are rude, self-centered, obnoxious, rude Did I say "rude" twice? Yeah! That's because you're twice as rude as anyone I've ever met! I can't believe my mom and I wasted time pretending to be nice to you and your aunt so you guys would stop driving us nuts! Do you think she actually liked looking at Ms.
Peters' scrunched-up judgy face? Her words, not mine!

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-->'''Harley:''' Of course I'm mad! I been practicing saying ''Geneva'' for weeks, And I even practiced saying "Steve," even though we all knew he never had a chance! You are the worst! You are rude, self-centered, obnoxious, rude Did I say "rude" twice? Yeah! That's because you're twice as rude as anyone I've ever met! I can't believe my mom and I wasted time pretending to be nice to you and your aunt so you guys would stop driving us nuts! Do you think she actually liked looking at Ms.
Ms. Peters' scrunched-up judgy face? Her words, not mine!
20th Feb '18 8:42:04 AM IdeaMaster
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* ''Series/StuckInTheMiddle'': [[ChildProdigy Harley]] gives a bitter meltdown to [[JerkWithaHeartOfJerk Bethany Peters]]' nephew [[JerkJock Aidan]] after he pulls too many straw on her.
-->'''Harley:''' Of course I'm mad! I been practicing saying ''Geneva'' for weeks, And I even practiced saying "Steve," even though we all knew he never had a chance! You are the worst! You are rude, self-centered, obnoxious, rude Did I say "rude" twice? Yeah! That's because you're twice as rude as anyone I've ever met! I can't believe my mom and I wasted time pretending to be nice to you and your aunt so you guys would stop driving us nuts! Do you think she actually liked looking at Ms.
Peters' scrunched-up judgy face? Her words, not mine!
**and it goes on and on.
8th Feb '18 2:00:39 PM GF93
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-->'''Gordon:''' I'm forty years of age, and I've gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never, ever, ever, '''ever''' met someone I believe in as little as you. (''walks away'') [[SarcasmMode Good luck]].

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-->'''Gordon:''' I'm forty years of age, and I've gone to a lot of restaurants, but I've never, ever, ever, '''ever''' met someone I believe in as little as you. (''walks away'') away as he pats Sebastian on the arm'') [[SarcasmMode Good luck]].



** A rare case of a good one being delivered by someone who is ''not'' Ramsay occurs in the "Runaway Girl" episode of the UK series. [[OopNorth Richie]], the beleaguered head chef and the long-time best friend of [[KnowNothingKnowItAll Justin]], the restaurant owner, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIY_G2VqrXE unloads years of pent-up rage]] in an explosive, ClusterFBomb-laden rant after [[RageBreakingPoint Justin makes one lame and egotistical excuse too many]]. The event leaves even ''Gordon himself'' utterly slack-jawed and speechless as the chef gives him an apologetic pat on the arm and steps out--

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** A rare case of a good one being delivered by someone who is ''not'' Ramsay occurs in the "Runaway Girl" episode of the UK series. [[OopNorth Richie]], the beleaguered head chef and the long-time best friend of [[KnowNothingKnowItAll Justin]], the restaurant owner, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIY_G2VqrXE unloads years of pent-up rage]] in an explosive, ClusterFBomb-laden rant after [[RageBreakingPoint Justin makes one lame and egotistical excuse too many]]. The event leaves even ''Gordon himself'' utterly slack-jawed and speechless speechless, as the chef Richie gives him an apologetic pat on the arm and steps out--



-->'''Justin''': (''tries to cut him off'') When I--
-->'''Richie''': --when the damage has been done, we already look like a couple of fucking tits, yeah? You're already looking like a ''twat'', yeah? [[GenreSavvy This guy's too fucking clever for you]]. So ''shut your fucking mouth'', and ''fucking listen!''
-->'''Justin''': But I can't--

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-->'''Justin''': (''tries to cut him off'') When I--
I --
-->'''Richie''': --when -- when the fucking... when the damage has been done, we already look like a couple of fucking tits, yeah? You're already looking like a ''twat'', yeah? [[GenreSavvy This guy's too fucking clever for you]]. So ''shut your fucking mouth'', and ''fucking listen!''
-->'''Justin''': But I can't--can't --



-->'''Justin''': Today--
-->'''Richie''': I ain't fucking staying here, Jus! (''Justin tries to protest'') CUT THE FUCKING CRAP, TO ''TURN THINGS ROUND!'' HE'S HERE TO TURN IT FUCKING ROUND! You can do it without me, or fucking ''with'' me. Cause I've had enough of this fucking charade. Cause I don't need this fucking shit, and I've got to stand next to ''him'' and show him ''fucking tubs of fucking shit!'' That's our fucking cooking! So fucking-- (''Justin cuts in again'') don't say ''nothing!''
-->'''Justin''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'm saying to tell me where to go from here, Rich!]] Because what--

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-->'''Justin''': Today--
Today --
-->'''Richie''': I ain't fucking staying here, Jus! (''Justin tries to protest'') CUT THE FUCKING CRAP, TO ''TURN THINGS ROUND!'' HE'S HERE TO TURN IT FUCKING ROUND! You can do it without me, or fucking ''with'' me. Cause I've had enough of this fucking charade. Cause I don't need this fucking shit, and I've got to stand next to ''him'' and show him ''fucking tubs of fucking shit!'' That's our fucking cooking! So fucking-- fucking -- (''Justin cuts in again'') don't say ''nothing!''
-->'''Justin''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'm saying to tell me where to go from here, Rich!]] Because what-- what --
20th Jan '18 8:31:17 AM GentleMart
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--> '''Lister:''' (''to Rimmer'') You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard and [[NoodleIncident four people committed suicide!]] Your middle name is [[MeaningfulName Judas]], but you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. You sign all your official letters "Arnold Rimmer [=BSc=]", and the [=BSc=] stands for ''Bronze Swimming Certificate!'' You're a cheating, weasley, low-life ''scumbucket'', with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse.

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--> '''Lister:''' (''to Rimmer'') You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. [[CallBack You once spent an afternoon afternoon]] [[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonIIITheLastDay on the Samaritans switchboard and and]] [[NoodleIncident four people committed suicide!]] Your middle name is [[MeaningfulName Judas]], but you tell everyone that it's Jonathan. You sign all your official letters "Arnold Rimmer [=BSc=]", and the [=BSc=] stands for ''Bronze Swimming Certificate!'' You're a cheating, weasley, low-life ''scumbucket'', with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse.






-->'''Wellesley''':...[[TheChessmaster Major Hogan]] reports a number of losses, Sir Henry. [[GeneralFailure He says you first lost your head, and, instead of destroying the bridge, you marched over it.]] [[DirtyCoward He says you then lost your nerve and ran from a small French patrol.]] He says you lost ten men, a major and two sergeants. He says you lost your sense of honour and destroyed the bridge, cutting off a rescue party led by Lieutenant Sharpe. Major Hogan leaves the worst to the last: He says you lost the King's Colours.

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-->'''Wellesley''':...[[TheChessmaster Major Hogan]] reports a number of losses, Sir Henry. [[GeneralFailure He says you first lost your head, and, instead of destroying the bridge, you marched over it.]] [[DirtyCoward He says you then lost your nerve and ran from a small French patrol.]] He says you lost ten men, a major and two sergeants. He says you lost your sense of honour and destroyed the bridge, cutting off a rescue party led by Lieutenant Sharpe. Major Hogan leaves the worst to the last: [[TranquilFury He says you lost the King's Colours.]]
21st Nov '17 9:36:33 PM Premonition45
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--->'''Shelby:''' All you know how to do is play it safe. I suppose that's why someone like you sits in the shadow of a great man for as long as you have, passing up one command after another.

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--->'''Shelby:''' All you know how to do is play it safe. [[LimitedAdvancementOpportunities I suppose that's why someone like you sits in the shadow of a great man for as long as you have, passing up one command after another.another]].



--->'''Shelby:''' If you can't make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.

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--->'''Shelby:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse If you can't make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can.can]].



** Quark gets in one on humanity, pointing out that while humans think they're better than the Ferengi, the Ferengi have no history of slavery or world war or other such pleasantries. Although, there is the matter of how they treat their women, so the validity of his statement is suspect.

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** Quark gets in "The Jem'Hadar", one on humanity, pointing out that while humans think they're better than the Ferengi, the Ferengi have no history of slavery or world war or other such pleasantries. Although, there is the matter of how they treat their women, so the validity of his statement is suspect.



** Sisko gets a good one on [[SinisterMinister then-Vedek Winn]] in "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS01E20InTheHandsOfTheProphets}} In The Hands Of The Prophets]]". She's trying to raise a stink about Keiko O'Brien not teaching a religious interpretation of the wormhole, and denounces the Federation as, basically, godless heathens. Sisko responds by giving up the entire station as an example of how Bajorans do not feel that way, then tells her that, for all her hate-mongering, people will soon forget it ever happened and go on with their lives. Winn can't even form a good comeback other than "We'll see." The whole thing turned out to be a BatmanGambit to assassinate a political rival, of course, but Sisko still owned her.

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** Sisko gets a good one on [[SinisterMinister then-Vedek Winn]] in "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS01E20InTheHandsOfTheProphets}} In The Hands Of The Prophets]]". [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything She's trying to raise a stink about Keiko O'Brien not teaching a religious interpretation of the wormhole, and denounces the Federation as, basically, godless heathens.heathens]]. Sisko responds by giving up the entire station as an example of how Bajorans do not feel that way, then tells her that, for all her hate-mongering, people will soon forget it ever happened and go on with their lives. Winn can't even form a good comeback other than "We'll see." The whole thing turned out to be a BatmanGambit to assassinate a political rival, of course, but Sisko still owned her.



** In "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E16InterArmaEnimSilentLeges}} Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges]]", Bashir faces his old Section 31 nemesis Sloan again. After the complicated plot unfolds and Bashir realizes that he's been an UnwittingPawn, he is visited by Sloan at the end of the episode. Sloan hints at his own problems, but also says how they work to counteract Bashir's.
--->"The Federation needs men like you, Doctor - men with conscience, men who can sleep at night. And you're also the reason that Section 31 exists: to protect men like you from a universe which doesn't share your sense of right and wrong."

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** In "[[{{Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E16InterArmaEnimSilentLeges}} Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges]]", Bashir faces his old [[NoSuchAgency Section 31 31]] nemesis Sloan again. After the complicated plot unfolds and Bashir realizes that he's been an UnwittingPawn, he is visited by Sloan at the end of the episode. Sloan hints at his own problems, but also says how they work to counteract Bashir's.
--->"The --->'''Sloan:''' The Federation needs men like you, Doctor - men with conscience, men who can sleep at night. And you're also the reason that Section 31 exists: to protect men like you from a universe which doesn't share your sense of right and wrong."



--->'''Ezri:''' I tend to look at the Empire with a little more skepticism than Curzon or Jadzia did. I see a society that is in deep denial about itself. We're talking about a warrior culture that prides itself on maintaining centuries-old traditions of honor and integrity. But in reality, it's willing to accept corruption at the highest levels.\\

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--->'''Ezri:''' I tend to look at the Empire with a little more skepticism than Curzon or Jadzia did. I see a society that is in deep denial about itself. We're talking about a warrior culture that prides itself on maintaining centuries-old traditions of honor and integrity. [[InherentInTheSystem But in reality, it's willing to accept corruption at the highest levels.levels]].\\



'''Ezri:''' Am I? Who was the last leader of the High Council that you respected? Has there even been one? And how many times have you had to cover up the crimes of Klingon leaders because you were told that it was for the good of the Empire? I... I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is, you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example. Worf, you are the most honorable and decent man that I've ever met. And if *you're* willing to tolerate men like Gowron, then what hope is there for the Empire?

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'''Ezri:''' Am I? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Who was the last leader of the High Council that you respected? Has there even been one? one?]] And how many times have you had to [[TreacheryCoverUp cover up the crimes of Klingon leaders leaders]] [[TakingTheHeat because you were told that it was for the good of the Empire? Empire?]] I... I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is, you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example. Worf, you are the most honorable and decent man that I've ever met. And if *you're* ''you're'' willing to tolerate men like Gowron, then what hope is there for the Empire?



-->'''Legate Kell''' Dukat, if you are seeing this recording, it means you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted. ... You have lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of cowardice. All fail-safes have been eliminated, your personal access codes have been rescinded. The destruct sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace... and try to die like a Cardassian.

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-->'''Legate Kell''' Kell:''' Dukat, if you are seeing this recording, it means you tried to abandon your post while the station's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted. ... You have lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassia. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of cowardice. All fail-safes have been eliminated, your personal access codes have been rescinded. The destruct sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace... and try to die like a Cardassian.
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