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* ''Webcomic/EverydayAbnormal: [[http://everydayabnormal.webcomic.ws/comics/294 Asuka wasn't]] [[KissingWarmUp kissing her hand.]] That would be weird. She wasn't [[BlatantLies thinking about a boy]]. And he [[DugInDeeper definitely wasn't British]].
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* ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'''s parents and microdragon sidekick did ''not'' [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20051121.html leave the manor to go on a quest to solve a 2000 year old mystery]].
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* ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'': [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20051121.html "Nope, we did *not* leave the manor to go on a quest to solve a 2000 year old mystery..."]]
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* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', a police officer confirms that Florence is not at police station, and she's not at the jail. Is she at the dog pound? [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2400/fc02339.htm "Sorry, I can't answer that question."]]
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* In ''Webcomic/EveryButtonHurtsTheOtherGuy'' Buffalo makes it entirely clear that the selection process that determines the tournament ladder is not rigged. He says this while strapped to a wheel of fortune labelled with the participants' names, playing the part of the needle.
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* ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'' has Sora saying "No, I'm not trying to summon BillMurray and the other Film/{{Ghostbusters}}!" right as he was in the middle of that.
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** dont even start with tedd's father who is very bad at covering things up, but still somehow makes it work. it includes a lot of things like:[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-12 ecology of anteaters (not a spellbook)]] or and other such cover-ups
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** dont Don't even start with tedd's Tedd's father who is very bad at covering things up, but still somehow makes it work. it It includes a lot of things like:[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-12 ecology Ecology of anteaters (not Anteaters (Not a spellbook)]] or Spellbook)]] and other such cover-upscover-ups.
*** One of the more ridiculous being putting aliens in shirts that say things like "human" or "not an alien". [[RefugeInAudacity And it works.]] Probably mostly because of the RuleOfFunny.
** Constantly by Dan himself in the commentary. "Anyway, that's all I have to say about [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1643 this comic]]. There's absolutely nothing else to comment on. At all. Nope! See you next comic."
*** One of the more ridiculous being putting aliens in shirts that say things like "human" or "not an alien". [[RefugeInAudacity And it works.]] Probably mostly because of the RuleOfFunny.
** Constantly by Dan himself in the commentary. "Anyway, that's all I have to say about [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1643 this comic]]. There's absolutely nothing else to comment on. At all. Nope! See you next comic."
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* In the ''Webcomic/ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace'' parody of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
-->'''Guenevere/Buffy''': Who are you?
-->'''Lancelot/Angel''': Well, I'm totally not one of the demons you're destined to destroy, even if I ''were'' one uniquely re-ensouled by a curse to make me compassionate and tortured and broody.
-->I mean, if that's what you were thinking.
-->'''Arthur/Xander''': We ''weren't''.
-->'''Guenevere/Buffy''': Who are you?
-->'''Lancelot/Angel''': Well, I'm totally not one of the demons you're destined to destroy, even if I ''were'' one uniquely re-ensouled by a curse to make me compassionate and tortured and broody.
-->I mean, if that's what you were thinking.
-->'''Arthur/Xander''': We ''weren't''.
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* A [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980204 variation]] occurs in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
-->'''Bun-Bun:''' I can honestly say that I am not having sex with Cinny-Bun at this moment while we are having this conversation.
-->'''Bun-Bun:''' I can honestly say that I am not having sex with Cinny-Bun at this moment while we are having this conversation.
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** A [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980204variation]] occurs in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
-->'''Bun-Bun:'''variation]]:
-->'''Bun-bun:''' I can honestly say that I am not having sex with Cinny-Bun at this moment while we are having this conversation.
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-->'''Bun-bun:''' I can honestly say that I am not having sex with Cinny-Bun at this moment while we are having this conversation.
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** "Hi Gwynn! We'd like you to meet our bearded and cloaked friend, Chip! Chip has a beard, unlike Riff!"
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* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 insists]] he never tried to solicit a [[FoeYay caliginous relationship]] from John. John sees no reason not to believe him (their universes are mutual PlacesBeyondTime, so Karkat's past actions are still in John's future), until . . .
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**Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 insists]] he never tried to solicit a [[FoeYay caliginous relationship]] from John. John sees no reason not to believe him (their universes are mutual PlacesBeyondTime, so Karkat's past actions are still in John's future), until . . .
**Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 insists]] he never tried to solicit a [[FoeYay caliginous relationship]] from John. John sees no reason not to believe him (their universes are mutual PlacesBeyondTime, so Karkat's past actions are still in John's future), until . . .
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** Another example when Posessed Jade visits Dave:
-->JADE: he was just here wasnt he\\
DAVE: no\\
JADE: how do you even know who im talking about??\\
DAVE: look all i know is egbert most definitely didnt just appear out of nowhere and catch me weeplaughing at my selfies
-->JADE: he was just here wasnt he\\
DAVE: no\\
JADE: how do you even know who im talking about??\\
DAVE: look all i know is egbert most definitely didnt just appear out of nowhere and catch me weeplaughing at my selfies
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** "What've you been up to?" "[[http://xkcd.com/1222 Definitely not spending every day consumed with worry over stupid things I never talk to anyone about.]]"
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** Lisa in [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-07-22 this]] FAQ strip:
-->"And then there's the 'Party' form, who probably ''isn't'' a lesbian but ''acts'' like it to put on a show for the men, all the while giving the women she makes out with false hope before '''''[[RageBreakingPoint leaving with some guy!]]'''''...But that, uh, that's just a theory and not at all based on anything from my first year of college...
-->"And then there's the 'Party' form, who probably ''isn't'' a lesbian but ''acts'' like it to put on a show for the men, all the while giving the women she makes out with false hope before '''''[[RageBreakingPoint leaving with some guy!]]'''''...But that, uh, that's just a theory and not at all based on anything from my first year of college...
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* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' does this with Tedd in [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-05-25/ this]] comic.
-->'''Tedd:''' Why, father, I have been in the bathroom all along and not sleeping with the squirrel girl as previously suggested.
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** Tedd, in [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-05-25/ this]] comic.
-->'''Tedd:''' --->'''Tedd:''' Why, father, I have been in the bathroom all along and not sleeping with the squirrel girl as previously suggested.
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* [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20070525.html co.uk/2007-05-25/comic/black-and-white/i-spy/ This]] ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'' strip makes fun of this trope.trope, with a spy camera clearly marked with a "Property of Mobian Inquisition" label, with a suggestion by [[spoiler:Jamilla]] that the label should have read "'''Not''' property of the Mobian Inquisition". [[spoiler:Morth]] sarcastically snarks that that would have fooled him completely.
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* Collin of ''FriendlyHostility'' accused Fox of [[TrashOfTheTitans letting his desk get so filthy it had gained sentience]], at which point a small voice from the desk piped up with "I have not."
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* Collin of ''FriendlyHostility'' accused Fox of [[TrashOfTheTitans letting his desk get so filthy it had gained sentience]], at which point a small voice from the desk piped up with "I have not.""
* From one of the filler strips for ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'':
-->'''Doc:''' Hey Roj? Did you take my last Dew?\\
'''Roger:''' You can't prove anything! I don't even ''own'' a flamethrower.\\
'''Doc:''' Oooh-kay. I was just asking because...\\
'''Roger:''' It must've been Swampy! He probably took it!\\
'''Doc:''' Well, Swamps doesn't usually set fire to the fridge to cover his tracks.
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-->'''Doc:''' Hey Roj? Did you take my last Dew?\\
'''Roger:''' You can't prove anything! I don't even ''own'' a flamethrower.\\
'''Doc:''' Oooh-kay. I was just asking because...\\
'''Roger:''' It must've been Swampy! He probably took it!\\
'''Doc:''' Well, Swamps doesn't usually set fire to the fridge to cover his tracks.
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* Done deliberately by ''Webcomic/BladeBunny''. To prevent someone lighting a cauldron, she assures him she didn't put any explosives in it.
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* Collin of ''FriendlyHostility'' accused Fox of [[TrashOfTheTitans letting his desk get so filthy it had gained sentience]], at which point a small voice from the desk piped up with "I have not."
* Collin of ''FriendlyHostility'' accused Fox of [[TrashOfTheTitans letting his desk get so filthy it had gained sentience]], at which point a small voice from the desk piped up with "I have not."
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* The tagline for the [[CerebusSyndrome second]] [[DenserAndWackier volume]] of ''Webcomic/{{Roomies}}'' is "It's totally still about college, we swear!" The cover is a [[ArtImitatingArt riff]] on ''Giant-Sized XMen'', with the collge cast as the original X-Men, and SEMME as the All-New All-Different team.
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* The tagline for the [[CerebusSyndrome second]] [[DenserAndWackier volume]] of ''Webcomic/{{Roomies}}'' is "It's totally still about college, we swear!" The cover is a [[ArtImitatingArt riff]] on ''Giant-Sized XMen'', Franchise/XMen'', with the collge cast as the original X-Men, and SEMME as the All-New All-Different team.
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* In ''Webcomic/TheChosenFour'':
** Everdread has a bunch of bags stored in his house. All of them are labeled "Not Stolen".
** He also gives ''[[VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} Ness and Paula]]'' a wad of bills (following the game's plot) and he tells it is most certainly not stolen ''twice'', out of nowhere.
** The girl in the Twoson Theater greets Ness and Paula saying: "Hi! I am a stalker not at all!"
** Shroom informs the heroes he is definitely not suspicious.
** Everdread has a bunch of bags stored in his house. All of them are labeled "Not Stolen".
** He also gives ''[[VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} Ness and Paula]]'' a wad of bills (following the game's plot) and he tells it is most certainly not stolen ''twice'', out of nowhere.
** The girl in the Twoson Theater greets Ness and Paula saying: "Hi! I am a stalker not at all!"
** Shroom informs the heroes he is definitely not suspicious.
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** And Tedd is jealous of Nanase, but [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-07-05 not because of anything she's done with Elliot.]]
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-->'''Gabe''': Me either!either!
* Done deliberately by ''Webcomic/BladeBunny''. To prevent someone lighting a cauldron, she assures him she didn't put any explosives in it.
* Done deliberately by ''Webcomic/BladeBunny''. To prevent someone lighting a cauldron, she assures him she didn't put any explosives in it.
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** Subverted because [[spoiler:he screws up and really does order lots of guns]]).
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* Congressman Bennett in ButImACatPerson, on a character he's trying to paint as a vicious security threat: [[http://erinptah.com/catperson/comic/chapter-eight-page-2/ "Why would I care about that brat?"]]
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* Congressman Bennett in ButImACatPerson, ''ButImACatPerson'', on a character he's trying to paint as a vicious security threat: [[http://erinptah.com/catperson/comic/chapter-eight-page-2/ "Why would I care about that brat?"]]brat?"]]
* In ''MacHall'', Ian's line:
-->'''Ian''': Have you ever started to make pancakes, then decided you didn't really want pancakes, and then just started drinking the batter to finish it off?
-->'''JM''': No.
-->'''Ian''': Yeah, me neither. Boy, that sure would be weird.
* ''PennyArcade'':
-->'''Gabe''': Have you ever pooped and then smelled the smell of your own poop and thought it kinda smelled good? Like sort of wild and exotic."
-->'''*BeatPanel*'''
-->'''Gabe''': Me either!
* In ''MacHall'', Ian's line:
-->'''Ian''': Have you ever started to make pancakes, then decided you didn't really want pancakes, and then just started drinking the batter to finish it off?
-->'''JM''': No.
-->'''Ian''': Yeah, me neither. Boy, that sure would be weird.
* ''PennyArcade'':
-->'''Gabe''': Have you ever pooped and then smelled the smell of your own poop and thought it kinda smelled good? Like sort of wild and exotic."
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-->'''Gabe''': Me either!
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* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''. [[OverusedRunningGag Every. Single. Episode.]] The first of which is Black Mage's "NO I AM NOT UNDRESSING YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND!"
** A significant aversion/lampshade [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/10/30/episode-913-the-last-of-the-9xx-jokes/ here]], where Thief forgets to do the "denial" part of this trope.
** [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/09/01/episode-593-a-three-way-tie-in-the-stupid-race/ Another lampshade]]. ("We're heroes and totally not charlatans." "What an odd thing to say.")
* ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'' has Sora saying "No, I'm not trying to summon BillMurray and the other Film/{{Ghostbusters}}!" right as he was in the middle of that.
** It's later averted, though, when Axel denies that he was blowing up a town with his mind...only to say "and by 'not' I mean 'totally am'. [[{{Dissimile}} And by 'mind' I mean 'penis']]...[[{{Metaphorgotten}} I'm not sure where I'm going with this anymore.]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheChosenFour'':
** Everdread has a bunch of bags stored in his house. All of them are labeled "Not Stolen".
** He also gives ''[[VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} Ness and Paula]]'' a wad of bills (following the game's plot) and he tells it is most certainly not stolen ''twice'', out of nowhere.
** The girl in the Twoson Theater greets Ness and Paula saying: "Hi! I am a stalker not at all!"
** Shroom informs the heroes he is definitely not suspicious.
* The after-comic text from [[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-102207.php this]] ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'' comic explains ScheduleSlip.
* Definitely not shown [[http://www.bearandtiger.com/?p=64 here]] in ''Bear and Tiger''. That would be ridiculous.
* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'': "Are you planning to take over the world?" "[[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/020111 Certainly not.]] And [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I definitely haven't kidnapped George.]]"
* ''Webcomic/BobTheAngryFlower'': [[http://www.angryflower.com/genoci.html "Whoa whoa whoa-- who said anything about GENOCIDE?"]]
* [[http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20090615 This strip]] of ''Webcomic/{{Bobwhite}}'':
-->'''Alison:''' You know Illustrator, right?\\
'''Ivy:''' Oh, totally! I really do know that one. I wasn't lying to pad this resume or anything, 'cuz if I was lying, I would have to say I don't know Illustrator at all, and it's weird and scary to me!... Because that's not the case.
* ''Webcomic/{{Cheer}}'': [[http://www.cheercomic.com/index.php?date=2009-04-03 "I wasn't kissing anyone at all!"]]
* Roger of ''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell'' is ''not'' a ''werecoyote!''
* In [[http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-06-09 this]] ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'' strip:
-->'''Frohman:''' Even though it looks like I'm just slapping my hands randomly on the keyboard, I'm actually placing the order! For guns! You're not being duped or lied to like you might think!"
** Subverted because [[spoiler:he screws up and really does order lots of guns]]).
* ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'': Ethan is playing Nintendogs on his DS, and when Lilah comes, he hides the DS (still on) in his pants. Then he denies being playing Nintendogs. Then the Nintendog barks. HilarityEnsues.
* On ''{{Danbooru}}'', the {{Tsundere}} meme is taken [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/537009/ to its logical conclusion]].
* Considering the plot line of ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'', [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0409.html this]] ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' episode definitely qualifies. Then there's [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0599.html this one]]...
* [[http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001052.html This]] ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics'' strip.
-->'''T-Rex:''' I'm CERTAINLY not writing erotica in my head right now.\\
'''T-Red:''' ''(thoughts)'' Aw man! Why would I even say that??
* ''Webcomic/DoubleK'' does this with Simon attempting to pose as a prostitute.
-->'''Simon:''' Just so we're clear, you want to pay for sexual favors, right? Not that I'm trying to establish probable cause or anything!
* In ''Webcomic/DragonMango'', Bleu Berry and her father Goz (a dragon) get into [[http://www.dragon-mango.com/comic/chapter04/dm04-10.htm a heated row]]. When she counters his threat to tear her to little pieces and feast upon her entrails by pointing out that if he does, he might never have an heir, he threatens to eat one of her friends instead. In response, she makes [[http://www.dragon-mango.com/comic/chapter04/dm04-33.htm a presentation]] to her class on how to defend against dragon attacks entitled, "Discussion Intended to Educate Defence Against Dragons" (DIEDAD), which includes a diagram of an "entirely hypothetical dragon" labelled, "Generic Dragon - Not Particularly Based on Anyone's Dad".
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' does this with Tedd in [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-05-25/ this]] comic.
-->'''Tedd:''' Why, father, I have been in the bathroom all along and not sleeping with the squirrel girl as previously suggested.
** And Grace totally wasn't [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-06-17 chasing her tails]], if that's what you're thinking.
* [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20070525.html This]] ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'' strip makes fun of this trope.
* ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity'': During a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' game, Frank describes a monster that runs down the hall, at which point Lewis and Nelson begin discussing whether they should chase it or not when suddenly there's the sound of pages flipping from Shawn's speakers (Shawn is a webcam). Frank asks if he's looking up the monster, but Shawn claims that he's merely checking out his company's health insurance policy, then announces that his policy is "so good, it would cover me if I was attacked by a reptile that spits acid and has razor-sharp claws with reach attacks."
* In ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'', Nick gives these regarding his job offer from JCN even before he's given a situation where he should be denying anything (such as when he overhears Ki and Sharon talking about what Ki will do for a job). Ki presses him, making a few guesses about what has got him nervous, until she finally gets it right.
-->'''Nick''': Nope! No job anxiety here! Didn't get an impossible-to-turn-down dream job! Nosiree! Not me!
-->'''Ki''': Bingo.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' does this with the "Revenge of the Weasel Queen" story. A Spark who is obviously said Weasel Queen begins to describe what's going on in a neutral way, but quickly demonstrates bias and sparksanity.
* Nobody in [[spoiler:Saves-a-Fox]]'s party in ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'' even knew it was possible for monsters to level as adventurers before that character denied having done so.
* In ''Webcomic/GoGetARoomie'', Allan has definitely never had dreams about [[http://gogetaroomie.chloe-art.com/2011/02/dragons-and-unicorns/ "steamy encounters with pink unicorns and dragons with rows of penis on its back".]]
* ''Webcomic/TheGoodWitch'': The ensorceled Chase combines this trope with LoopholeAbuse [[http://tgw.smackjeeves.com/comics/903622/ch-5-pg-98/ when he warns his friends about things his "Master" ordered him not to talk about.]]
* The robots of ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' seem prone to this. First the [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=7 "NO spare robot parts" door]], and later a [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=549 "situation" in the above pic]].
** Likewise, Janet and Winsbury, when they're trying to keep their SecretRelationship a secret.
-->'''[[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=618 Winsbury]]:''' Where is she?! Janet should have been back by now. I mean... Not that I care or anything.
* ''Webcomic/HijinksEnsue'': Josh definitely has [[http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1736 neither a sensory deprivation chamber, nor any LSD]]. Especially not the LSD, and especially not in his ''Heroes'' season 3 DVD case.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 insists]] he never tried to solicit a [[FoeYay caliginous relationship]] from John. John sees no reason not to believe him (their universes are mutual PlacesBeyondTime, so Karkat's past actions are still in John's future), until . . .
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: AND JOHN, PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, IF ONE OF US IN THE FUTURE DOES MAKE SOME SORT OF SOLICITATION YOU DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND...]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: IT MIGHT BE THE CASE THAT THIS PERSON HAS GOTTEN TOO WRAPPED UP IN A SORT OF CALIGINOUS IDEAL ]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: AND GET CARRIED AWAY, POSSIBLY SO MUCH SO THEY WERE BLIND TO HOW COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND WEIRD IT WOULD BE TO PURSUE ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH ANOTHER SPECIES ]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: ESPECIALLY ONE THAT DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND [[BizarreAlienReproduction THE CONCEPT OF A CALIGINIOUS RELATIONSHIP]]]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: [[BlatantLies BUT I'M NOT THAT PERSON.]] I HAVE A FIRM GRASP ON HOW DERANGED AND UNNATURAL ANY SORT OF [[InterspeciesRomance INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIP]] WOULD BE]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'': Peanut certainly did [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2009/03/11/delayed-reaction/ not see]] [[JerkAss Bino's]] [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2009/03/09/bzzt/ shock collar remote]].
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' has [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/2792.html this]] strip's annotation denying Morgan-Mar's quest to gain a mention on every TVTropes page.
* In ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' [[http://keychain.patternspider.net/archive/koc0251.html #251]], Marena's patient attempt to explain to Secret how she and Racer are ''not'' members of a nonexistent secret society that does not in fact wear white veils to identify their members and has no political influence whatsoever.
* ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo'' has this trope down to a T, most recently [[http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20101108 here]].
* [[http://www.lilformers.com/index.php/2008/09/15/lil-formers-114-clone-wars/ This]] ''Webcomic/LilFormers'' strip is also an example, or at least a variation.
* From ''Morning Glory'':
-->'''Son:''' Dad, have you seen mom around lately?\\
'''Father:''' I don't appreciate you accusing me of killing your mother.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'', when Artie asks Helen if the experiment she's part of had a control group, she says:
-->"You mean other clones... adopted out to ordinary families, living normal lives until madness sets in? Some half-dozen identical blonde women, eventually hunted down and assassinated by my mother for dissection, as I would be if I hadn't bought a rifle? Why, Artie! That would be deeply unethical!"
* Tentacle Boy from ''Webcomic/NSFWComix'' denies contemplating lustful thoughts.
* ''OneSmallStep'' offers [[http://www.osscomic.com/comics/spotty-history/ this]] explanation of Jupiter's red spot.
--> '''Qwerty (with a guilty expression):''' It's not because a middle school science fair project accidentally created a time/space vortex which sucked up the sacred Crimson Sea (and adjacent religious study center and theme park) transporting it all to a gas giant in a distant solar system in a temporal causality loop! ''(beat)'' Yeah, that's '''not''' why it's there.
* ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
-->'''Vaarsuvius:''' None of us have ever tampered with the fundamental natural order when bored. [[AndThatWouldBeWrong That would be wrong]].
** Prequel book ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'' has a [[GraveHumor tombstone for one Bloodmak the Unholy]], who's "not coming back as a vampire. Honest."
** Also in "On the Origin of [=PCs=]", when Roy offers Elan the last spot on the team, Elan in his excitement promises "to be the bestest bard ever... and never accidentally lead you into an ambush..." Roy notes at the time that "That's an oddly specific promise..."
** Sometimes [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0238.html in song]]!
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0156.html Definitely NOT a Bandit Camp.]]
** "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0403.html Order of the Stick and mysterious cloaked stranger who is totally NOT a halfling on stilts]]".
*** In that same comic, "[[ButHeSoundsHandsome I'm sure whoever it was]] had a really good reason and is really, really sorry."
** A variant: Elan and Roy are pretending not to know each other. Then they are introduced...
--> "Hi! I'm Elan! What's your name, Roy?"
* The ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie'' [[http://ozyandmillie.org/2001/06/13/ozy-and-millie-2016/ comic strip for 2001-06-13 has an instance of this]].
* [[EmotionlessGirl Taffe]] of ''Webcomic/{{Pacificators}}'' gets unusually flustered whenever [[http://www.sailorenergy.net/MangaPacificators/MangaPacisV03CH01n200.html Cinna teases]] [[http://www.sailorenergy.net/MangaPacificators/MangaPacisV03CH01n216.html her about]] [[TallDarkAndHandsome Gincoi]].
* A variation in panel three of [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/7/23/ this]] ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' strip.
** And three different ones in [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/10/12/ this strip]].
** Also [[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/08/17 this one]], verging on [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain Most Definitely Not A Ghost]].
* ''Webcomic/PvP'' had [[http://www.pvponline.com/2010/07/13/brent-and-the-devil-pt-7/ Cole insist that ass-scapes.com is "Not a porn site I subscribe to!]]"
* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1369 This]] ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' page.
** Even more so, [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=596 this one]].
** Or [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1621 this one]].
** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1093 This one]] is a little more vague, but still a great example.
** In [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1609 this one]], Hannelore has just given first aid to Marten, and Faye jokes that she wanted the opportunity to collect Marten's blood for cloning. It was a joke, but she jumps and exclaims, shocked:
-->'''Hanners:''' What?! I would '''never''' do that!
::: She goes on to explain why exactly it would be scientifically impractical, and that at most she could analyze Marten's genetic history. The room is very silent after this. (And they don't even know that she ''has'' just collected a sample of his blood).
** Hanners [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1638 again.]]
-->'''Hanners:''' I promise I won't become so fixated on you I eventually murder you and make a suit out of your skin!
*** The twist is, of course, that Hannelore REALLY MEANT that she wouldn't spy on Marten or fixate on Marigold. She's just like that.
** The sign on the wall in this [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1997 strip]] makes the promise that the robots they sell are "guaranteed not to go insane and kill your loved ones."
* Even ''Webcomic/RealLifeComics'' has [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030228.html played with this trope]]. [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030804.html With predictable results.]]
* [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1286# This]] ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' panel.
** And [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=974# this one]].
** And [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1119# this one]].
* ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' introduced Carlyle with [[http://samandfuzzy.com/106 one of these]].
** They use the trope again in [[http://samandfuzzy.com/143 this strip]]. Again in relation to Carlyle.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'' does it in [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=47186#187453 this strip]]:
-->'''Unity:''' What were you doing to our lamp?\\
'''Phoebe:''' Um, ''not'' installing surveillance hardware?\\
'''Unity:''' OK, cool!\\
'''Phoebe:''' And I doubted Central when they said that'd work.
** [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=42183#strip4 :"DO NOT OPEN THE MAN-PORTABLE FUSION PIE"]]
** "[[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/sh101103the_plexiglass.jpg I am a totally normal alive human federal agent]]" ''(arm detaches and falls off)'' "... [[BlatantLies who has a cold]]." It's probably no coincidence that all the above instances involve Unity.
* A [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980204 variation]] occurs in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
-->'''Bun-Bun:''' I can honestly say that I am not having sex with Cinny-Bun at this moment while we are having this conversation.
** Also [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/980109 this one]].
-->'''Torg''': Don't be silly! Besides, the bathroom doesn't ''have'' any windows... or employee entrances, or air-ducts, or crawl-spaces. No forms of escape whatsoever.
** And the Guacans of the Punyverse: "We have one of the most expensive, broad reaching tourism departments in the universe! You can't walk a block without seeing a 'Come to Chau-5, we won't eat you' billboard!"
** [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20020615 In "Dangerous Days Ahead"]]:
--> '''Riff:''' OK, Schlock. Where's Hereti-Corp holding Bert and Torg?
--> '''Schlock:''' They've got Gwynn and your girlfriend too. Just moved them to [=AyleeOrgNet.Com=] offices.
--> '''Riff:''' You sure?
--> '''Schlock:''' Check out this general employee e-memo that I snagged.
--> ''"All employees have the rest of the week off in celebration of No-Bert-Gwynn-Torg-Sasha-Here Day!"''
--> '''Riff:''' Then that's where we're going.
--> '''Schlock:''' Riff, Aylee has that place armed like a fortress! This is obviously a trap!
--> '''Riff:''' You sure?
--> '''Schlock:''' Check out where that message originated!
--> ''"Department of Nonfortress-Arming Nontrapness."''
** "You look like Zoë's friend Riff." "Oh no, I'm [[TotemPoleTrench much taller]]."
* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': [[spoiler:Kim has sex with Davan [[DudeShesLikeInAComa while he's unconscious]]. When Aubrey walks in, Kim responds thus:]]
-->[[spoiler:"Oh, hi, Aubrey! Davan and I were just [[IHaveToGoIronMyDog working on our nude ventriloquism act]]. Say hello to the nice lady, Davan! 'Hi, Aubrey! Boy, if there's one thing Kim and I didn't do today, it's have sex!'"]]
* A couple in ''Webcomic/{{Unshelved}}'': [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20060210 one]] featuring the MouthyKid and [[http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20080107 a short arc about a wet chair]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'': [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=030911 "Warning: not a concealed escape hatch. Do not stand back. Do not check seal after closing..."]]
* In ''Webcomic/VGCats'', the chemist from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'' who didn't look in Leo/Link's bag and didn't see any faerie in any bottle. Leo/Link takes it as face value, so he just strongly advises him not to blab.
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'':
** [[http://xkcd.com/463/ This]] strip gives a rare example of a Suspiciously Specific ''Assurance.''
** [[http://xkcd.com/641/ Asbestos-free!]]
** One of the [[http://imgs.xkcd.com/store_news/xkcd_store_bobcat_54.png new ads]] for the shop states, "I promise I will not ship you a bobcat, probably"
* In ''Webcomic/ZebraGirl'' Sandra lives and breathes this trope along with BadLiar as she tries to rationalize her new demonic appearance. It's easy to see why Mike wasn't fooled.
-->'''Mike:''' So...
-->'''Sandra:''' I'M NOT A DEMON!!!
* In ''MythTickle'', when Thunder Bell asked Boody where Thor was, he said, "No matter [[[where]]] he went, he is [[[not]]] behind that tree." Imagine Boody's surprise that that was the first place she looked.
* Congressman Bennett in ButImACatPerson, on a character he's trying to paint as a vicious security threat: [[http://erinptah.com/catperson/comic/chapter-eight-page-2/ "Why would I care about that brat?"]]
