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|| ''[[CharactersAsDevice Personality]]'' || [[NietzscheWannabe Nihilist]], StrawNihilist, CrazySurvivalist, [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth Innocent]], [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]] || JerkJock, TheDitz, InsufferableGenius || JerkWithAHeartOfGold || TheCaptain, TheWatson || AllLovingHero, FriendToAllLivingThings ||
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|| ''LoveInterests by Genre'' || RichBitch, ''[[SlasherMovie Horror Genre]]'' || HookerWithAHeartOfGold, [[TemporaryLoveInterest Temporary]] || [[SatelliteLoveInterest Shallow]], ''[[LoveHurts Romance show]]'' || ShrinkingViolet || DistressedDamsel, ''ActionSeries'' ||
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|| ''LoveInterests by Genre'' || RichBitch, ''[[SlasherMovie Horror Genre]]'' || HookerWithAHeartOfGold, [[TemporaryLoveInterest Temporary]] || [[SatelliteLoveInterest Shallow]], ''[[LoveHurts Romance show]]'' || ShrinkingViolet || DistressedDamsel, DamselInDistress, ''ActionSeries'' ||
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|| ''[[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman Species]]'' || [[MechaMooks Robots (non-living)]], [[TheUndead Undead]], [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent Snakes]], [[BigCreepyCrawlies Arthropods]] || [[CatsAreMean Cats]], [[CloningBlues Clones]], MechanicalLifeforms || [[ThouShaltNotKill Human]], HumanAliens || [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Pretty Aliens]] || [[PetTheDog Dogs]] [[DeathByNewberyMedal (except in literature) (or Disney)]] ||
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|| ''[[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman Species]]'' || [[MechaMooks Robots (non-living)]], [[TheUndead Undead]], [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent Snakes]], [[BigCreepyCrawlies Arthropods]] || [[CatsAreMean Cats]], [[CloningBlues Clones]], Clones, MechanicalLifeforms || [[ThouShaltNotKill Human]], HumanAliens || [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Pretty Aliens]] || [[PetTheDog Dogs]] [[DeathByNewberyMedal (except in literature) (or Disney)]] ||
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|| ''Sexual Orientation'' || [[SexSignalsDeath Slut]], [[AnythingThatMoves Bisexual]], [[VirginityMakesYouStupid Innocent Virgin]] || [[BuryYourGays Gay]] || [[HeterosexualLifePartners Straight]] || [[HotLibrarian Reluctant]] || [[CelibateHero Celibate]] ||
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|| ''Sexual Orientation'' || [[SexSignalsDeath Slut]], [[AnythingThatMoves Bisexual]], Bisexual, [[VirginityMakesYouStupid Innocent Virgin]] || [[BuryYourGays Gay]] || [[HeterosexualLifePartners Straight]] || [[HotLibrarian Reluctant]] || [[CelibateHero Celibate]] ||
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Grogu
** '''Age''': Child. 1
** '''Role''': Supporting protagonist. 2
** '''Gender''': Male. 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Cute. 1
** '''Personality''': Innocent. 5
*** Final score: 2.4. Probably not dying.
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Grogu
** '''Age''': Child. 1
** '''Role''': Supporting protagonist. 2
** '''Gender''': Male. 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Cute. 1
** '''Personality''': Innocent. 5
*** Final score: 2.4. Probably not dying.
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|| ''Sexual Orientation'' || [[DeathBySex [[SexSignalsDeath Slut]], [[AnythingThatMoves Bisexual]], [[VirginityMakesYouStupid Innocent Virgin]] || [[BuryYourGays Gay]] || [[HeterosexualLifePartners Straight]] || [[HotLibrarian Reluctant]] || [[CelibateHero Celibate]] ||
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|| ''[[CharactersAsDevice Personality]]'' || [[NietzscheWannabe Nihilist]], CrazySurvivalist, [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth Innocent]], [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]] || JerkJock, TheDitz, InsufferableGenius || {{Nerd}}, JerkWithAHeartOfGold || TheCaptain, TheWatson || AllLovingHero, FriendToAllLivingThings ||
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|| ''[[CharactersAsDevice Personality]]'' || [[NietzscheWannabe Nihilist]], CrazySurvivalist, [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth Innocent]], [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]] || JerkJock, TheDitz, InsufferableGenius || {{Nerd}}, JerkWithAHeartOfGold || TheCaptain, TheWatson || AllLovingHero, FriendToAllLivingThings ||
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|| ''[[CriticalExistenceFailure Health]]'' || ChunkySalsaRule, IncurableCoughOfDeath || OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank, SoapOperaDisease || ICanStillFight, MadeOfPlasticine, LittlestCancerPatient || MadeOfIron, OnlyAFleshWound, IllGirl || NighInvulnerable, HealingFactor, [[VictorianNovelDisease Consumption]] ||
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|| ''[[CriticalExistenceFailure Health]]'' || ChunkySalsaRule, IncurableCoughOfDeath || OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank, SoapOperaDisease || ICanStillFight, MadeOfPlasticine, LittlestCancerPatient || MadeOfIron, OnlyAFleshWound, IllGirl DelicateAndSickly || NighInvulnerable, HealingFactor, [[VictorianNovelDisease Consumption]] ||
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** '''Personality''': CrazyAwesome: CrazyIsCool: 5
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|| ''Age'' || OlderAndWiser || [[OpenMindedParent Parent]], [[TeensAreMonsters Clueless teens]] || [[EverybodyIsSingle Single adult]] || [[DawsonCasting Protagonist teens]] || [[InfantImmortality [[ImprobableInfantSurvival Child]] ||
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|| ''[[{{Characters}} Role]]'' || {{Villain}}, FacelessGoons, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook Mooks]], RedShirt, TheMentor , TheBigGuy || [[IneffectualLoner Loners]], PluckyComicRelief, MauveShirt, [[StuffedIntoTheFridge Long-lost Friend]], TheSmartGuy || TheLancer, HeroOfAnotherStory, [[{{Sidekick}} The Sidekick]], TheScrappy || IgnoredExpert,\\
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|| ''[[{{Characters}} Role]]'' || {{Villain}}, {{Villains}}, FacelessGoons, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook Mooks]], RedShirt, TheMentor , TheBigGuy || [[IneffectualLoner Loners]], PluckyComicRelief, MauveShirt, [[StuffedIntoTheFridge Long-lost Friend]], TheSmartGuy || TheLancer, HeroOfAnotherStory, [[{{Sidekick}} The Sidekick]], TheScrappy || IgnoredExpert,\\
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|| '''Likelihood of death''' || '''[[HowToKillACharacter So dead]]''' || || '''Average life expectancy''' || || '''[[HowToCheatDeath Die? Me? Ha!]]''' ||
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|| '''Likelihood of death''' || '''[[HowToKillACharacter '''[[JustForFun/HowToKillACharacter So dead]]''' || || '''Average life expectancy''' || || '''[[HowToCheatDeath '''[[JustForFun/HowToCheatDeath Die? Me? Ha!]]''' ||
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To use the Sorting Algorithm of Mortality, simply add the '''Scream Score''' for each applicable row, then divide by the number of applicable rows (at this point, [[ThirteenIsUnlucky 13]] or fewer). Remember: this is a relative score, so you need at least 3 characters from the same movie or series to establish a baseline. The original article is [[SortingAlgorithmOfMortality here]]. For characters who have already snuffed it, see SortingAlgorithmOfDeadness.
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|| '''Likelihood of death''' || '''[[HowToKillACharacter So dead]]''' || || '''Average life expectancy''' || || '''[[HowToCheatDeath Die? Me? Ha!]]''' ||
|| '''[[color:maroon: Scream Score!]]''' || '''5''' || '''4''' || '''3''' || '''2''' || '''1''' ||
|| ''Age'' || OlderAndWiser || [[OpenMindedParent Parent]], [[TeensAreMonsters Clueless teens]] || [[EverybodyIsSingle Single adult]] || [[DawsonCasting Protagonist teens]] || [[InfantImmortality Child]] ||
|| ''Sexual Orientation'' || [[DeathBySex Slut]], [[AnythingThatMoves Bisexual]], [[VirginityMakesYouStupid Innocent Virgin]] || [[BuryYourGays Gay]] || [[HeterosexualLifePartners Straight]] || [[HotLibrarian Reluctant]] || [[CelibateHero Celibate]] ||
|| ''LoveInterests by Genre'' || RichBitch, ''[[SlasherMovie Horror Genre]]'' || HookerWithAHeartOfGold, [[TemporaryLoveInterest Temporary]] || [[SatelliteLoveInterest Shallow]], ''[[LoveHurts Romance show]]'' || ShrinkingViolet || DistressedDamsel, ''ActionSeries'' ||
|| ''[[{{Characters}} Role]]'' || {{Villain}}, FacelessGoons, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook Mooks]], RedShirt, TheMentor , TheBigGuy || [[IneffectualLoner Loners]], PluckyComicRelief, MauveShirt, [[StuffedIntoTheFridge Long-lost Friend]], TheSmartGuy || TheLancer, HeroOfAnotherStory, [[{{Sidekick}} The Sidekick]], TheScrappy || IgnoredExpert,\\
ThoseTwoGuys, TheChick, SupportingProtagonist || [[ContractualImmortality Hero]], CreatorsPet ||
|| ''[[EthnicScrappy Race]]'' || [[BlackDudeDiesFirst Black]], [[TwoferTokenMinority Twofer's]], [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Leomon]] || [[SouthOfTheBorder Mexican]] || [[FarEast Asian]] || [[NobleSavage Indian]]/[[MagicalNativeAmerican Native American]] || [[MightyWhitey Caucasian]] ''or'' The Same As The Writer ||
|| ''[[GenderIsNoObject Gender]]'' || [[VasquezAlwaysDies Tough]] [[{{Bifauxnen}} Girl]], AmbiguousGender, || [[DudeLooksLikeALady Feminine]] [[CampGay Man]] || [[MenAreTheExpendableGender Male]] || TokenGirl || ActionGirl, FinalGirl ||
|| ''[[BeautyEqualsGoodness Aesthetics]]'' || [[TheGrotesque Ugly]] || [[FatBastard Fat]] || [[HollywoodHomely "Average"]] || [[GoodScarsEvilScars Fashionably Scarred]] || TheCutie ||
|| ''[[CharactersAsDevice Personality]]'' || [[NietzscheWannabe Nihilist]], CrazySurvivalist, [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth Innocent]], [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]] || JerkJock, TheDitz, InsufferableGenius || {{Nerd}}, JerkWithAHeartOfGold || TheCaptain, TheWatson || AllLovingHero, FriendToAllLivingThings ||
|| ''[[FatalFlaw Flaws]]'' || TooDumbToLive, [[AgentScully Skeptical]], GenreBlind, DirtyCoward, [[DeathByMaterialism Greedy]] || [[BeleagueredChildhoodFriend Fell astray]], TheStoner, ButtMonkey ([[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism gritty]]), [[DeathByMocking Smartass]] || [[BlindWithoutEm Wears Glasses]] || [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Crippling Phobia]] || [[DumbIsGood Mentally Handicapped]] ||
|| ''[[StockAesops "Virtues"]]'' || HolierThanThou, [[CuriosityKilledTheCast Curious]], [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]], [[AmbitionIsEvil Ambitious]] || [[EmotionlessGirl Quiet Girls]] and [[GentleGiant Quiet Guys]] || [[{{Geek}} Smart]], GenreSavvy[[note]]In a Deconstruction or Parody, [[DeathByGenreSavvy increase to 5]][[/note]] || {{Determinator}} || ThePollyanna, TheFool ||
|| ''[[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman Species]]'' || [[MechaMooks Robots (non-living)]], [[TheUndead Undead]], [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent Snakes]], [[BigCreepyCrawlies Arthropods]] || [[CatsAreMean Cats]], [[CloningBlues Clones]], MechanicalLifeforms || [[ThouShaltNotKill Human]], HumanAliens || [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Pretty Aliens]] || [[PetTheDog Dogs]] [[DeathByNewberyMedal (except in literature) (or Disney)]] ||
|| ''[[NoOSHACompliance Occupation]]'' || [[{{Retirony}} Retiring Law Officer]], VillainByDefault, [[FatalFamilyPhoto Happy Family Man]], [[VasquezAlwaysDies Competent secondary female]] || [[GeneralRipper Military Commander]], [[RedshirtArmy Anyone Serving Under Him]], [[FriendlyTarget Hero's Best Friend]], [[MentorOccupationalHazard Mentor]] || [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Scientist With Questionable Ethics]], InnocentBystander || AdventurerArchaeologist, [[HotTeacher Teacher]] || SuperHero, [[NobleProfession Nun]] ||
|| ''[[EvilGloating Prognosis]]'' || YouAreAlreadyDead, TakeAMomentToCatchYourDeath, PostMortemOneLiner, LastStand || YourDaysAreNumbered, PreMortemOneLiner, YouShallNotPass || PrepareToDie, HeDidntMakeIt, TimeBomb, PreAssKickingOneLiner, JumpScare || YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive, IfMyCalculationsAreCorrect || BadassBoast, MillionToOneChance, IneffectualDeathThreat ||
|| ''[[CriticalExistenceFailure Health]]'' || ChunkySalsaRule, IncurableCoughOfDeath || OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank, SoapOperaDisease || ICanStillFight, MadeOfPlasticine, LittlestCancerPatient || MadeOfIron, OnlyAFleshWound, IllGirl || NighInvulnerable, HealingFactor, [[VictorianNovelDisease Consumption]] ||
|| || '''5''' || '''4''' || '''3''' || '''2''' || '''1''' ||
|| ''[[NeverTellMeTheOdds Pool predictions]]'' || KilledMidSentence || [[DroppedABridgeOnHim Drop A Bridge On Him]] || SacrificialLion, StuffedIntoTheFridge || SacrificialLamb, DeadStarWalking || PlotArmor, TheWorfEffect ||
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[[AC: Series or Film Name]]
Description of who's who and why they're likely to snuff it.
* '''''Character A:'''''
** '''Row 1:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 2:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 3:''' Value 5-1
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' Final score and witty pun
* '''''Character B:'''''
** '''Row 1:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 2:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 3:''' Value 5-1
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' Final score and witty pun
* '''''Character C:'''''
** '''Row 1:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 2:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 3:''' Value 5-1
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' Final score and witty pun
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[[AC: ''Series/TwentyFour'']]
* '''''Jack Bauer:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: He was a parent, but now falls under Single Adult. '''3.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: Hero. '''1'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: "Average". '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Comes closest to JerkWithAHeartOfGold. '''3'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: None on this list. '''N/A'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: GenreSavvy, most of the time. '''3.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: (Ex) Federal Agent with questionable ethics. I'll call it a '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 24/10= '''2.4'''. Even if rumor that indicates Jack will die at the end of the series is true, he seems moderately safe for the time being.
* '''''Renee Walker:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Single. '''3.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: As far as we know, straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: TheLancer. '''3'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average. '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: TheCaptain of the FBI in the latter portion of the seventh season. '''2'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: None here. '''N/A'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Action Girl. '''2.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: FBI Agent with emerging questionable ethics. Call it a '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 24/10= '''2.4'''. Right up there with Jack, she seems safe for the time being.
* '''''Chloe O'Brien:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Parent. '''4.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: PluckyComicRelief. '''4'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average. '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Nerd. '''3'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Smartass. '''4'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart. '''3.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Hero's friend. '''4'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 33/11= '''3'''. Factoring in the fact that she's the longest-lived non-Jack regular and her close friendship with Jack, she better watch out.
* '''''Larry Moss:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: SIngle Adult. '''3.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: Since he's a boss skeptical of Jack at the start, he gets a '''5'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average. '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: TheCaptain of the FBI. '''2'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Skeptical. '''5'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Pragmatic. '''5.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: A commander, but not of the military. I'll give him a '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 33/11= '''3.09'''. Survived a long time, but he was doomed from the start.
* [[spoiler:Well, Larry did die, but so did Renee. For all the trope's worth, it's gotta be averted sometimes, sad as it can be.]]
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[[AC:''Series/{{Firefly}}'']]
* '''''Kaylee Frye:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Very late teens or early adults. She acts young, so we go for the lower. '''2.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. Unless you count her electric "friends". '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries, with a marriage that was only terminated by death '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: PluckyComicRelief. '''4'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: TheCutie. Seriously, that lady is {{Moe}}. '''1'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Tough one. Nerd, but also FriendToAllLivingThings. Average: '''2'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Useless with weaponry, but who would want to hurt her? '''2'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart and GenreSavvy at times. '''3.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: WrenchWench. '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 25/11= '''2.27'''. Seriously, she's just too pretty to die. Unless Creator/JossWhedon is feeling particularly evil.
* '''''Inara:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: "Single" adult. '''3'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: She drops her panties for anyone with sufficient credits, of either gender. '''5'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: See above '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: MsFanservice and TheLancer. '''2'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian, but there's clearly something else in there. '''1''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Very attractive. '''1'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: HookerWithAHeartOfGold. '''2''' then.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Apart from her profession, few really. Make it '''2''' for the former.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart, GenreSavvy. '''3'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Companion, for which read prostitute. '''4'''.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 27/11= '''2.45'''. She's safe, basically.
* '''''Wash:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Married adult, but not a parent. '''3.5'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: Hard to call. Zoe is an Action Girl, so we'll call it a '''4'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: More Plucky Comic Relief than anything else. '''4'''
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average (your mileage may vary). '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Usually comes off as an Innocent. '''5'''
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Definitely a Smartass. '''4'''
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart and Curious, kind of Genre Dumb. We'll call it a '''4'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: While technically a pilot, he's really the Happy Family Man. And to make things even worse, he's the Happy Family Man in a verse whose creator HATES HAPPINESS. '''5'''.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 39.5/11= '''3.59'''. We now know the standard for "doomed".
* '''''Zoe:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Not so much older, but certainly wiser. '''5'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: She's effectively single now. No score.
# '''Row 4''': Role: The Lancer. '''2'''
# '''Row 5''': Race: Black '''5'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: A little to stern to be the Cutie. We'll call her a '''2'''.
# '''Row 7''': Personality: None of the descriptions fit. We'll skip this one for now.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Nothing standing out in this category, either.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Action Girl. '''2'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Served under a military commander; possibly a competent secondary. Make it '''4'''.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 26/8= '''3.25'''. If the show were to continue, her days might be numbered.
* '''''Mal'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: A single guy, so 3.
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: almost definitely straight, possibly bisexual. 3.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: He is single. No score.
# '''Row 4''': Role: the Protagonist so a definite 1.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. 1.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: YMMV but probably average or fashionably scarred- a 2.5.
# '''Row 7''': Personality: TheCaptain if there ever was one. 2.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Hm.... not really any, but he can be a smartass- but only a little. I'll put him at a 3.5, and include results without the score as well.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart, so a 3.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human, but in a show that has nothing but humans its kinda strange to count it, but a 3 averages out. so 3.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: I'd say some where between military commander and adventurer, so another 3.
So, including Flaws, Mal has a 2.5 exactly. Without flaws, its 2.3888888... which means that even Creator/JossWhedon would have a hard time killing this guy!
* '''''River'''''
** '''Age''': A seventeen-year-old teen, so 2.
** '''Sexual orientation:''': Unknown. Skipping.
** '''Love Interests by Genre''' None, so skipping.
** '''Role''': IgnoredExpert fits her pretty well - 2.
** '''Race''': Caucasian - 1.
** '''Aesthethics''': TheCutie, definitely - 1.
** '''Personality''': Tough one. Let's put down a 3 as a Crazy with a Heart of Gold.
** '''Flaws''': Schizophrenia seems somewhere between "Mentally Handicapped" and "Crippling phobia", so 1.5.
** '''Virtues''': Switches between Action Girl, Supergenius Girl and Emotionless girl. I'll go with the average of 3.
** '''Species''': Human - 3.
** '''Occupation''': Her abilities make her the closest thing the show has to a Superhero, so I'll give her a 1.
*** Final score: 1.94. Not getting killed any time soon. She's even safer when you consider that the central plot revolves around her being alive.
* '''''Simon'''''
** '''Age''': Adult, so 3.
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight - 3.
** '''Love Interests by Genre''': It's an Action Series and Kaylee is often a Distressed Damsel - 1.
** '''Role''': Something of a loner - 4.
** '''Aesthetics''': Considering his gratuitous shirtless scene, Kaylee's immediate attraction and Jayne's remark about "yapping that pretty mouth" at him, I'll go ahead and pick the Cutie - 1.
** '''Personality''': Somewhere between a handsome Nerd and a Ditz - 3.5.
** '''Flaws''': Smartass, definitely Butt Monkey, what with often he gets punched - 4.
** '''Virtues''': TheSmartGuy, so 3.
** '''Species''': Human - 3.
** '''Occupation''': Somewhat of a NonActionGuy, so I'll go with Innocent Bystander and thus 3.
*** Final score: 2.85 - potentially at risk, especially because of the dramatic potential of his death's effect on River ''and'' Kaylee. However, it would mean introducing a new Medic to the show...
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[[AC: Series/{{Skins}}]]
''Series/{{Skins}}'' likes to kill one major character every two seasons. Who will it be for Generation 3?
Mini [=McGuinness=]
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Probably a lesbian: 4
** '''Role''': The hero: 1
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Girly Girl: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': The cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': Jerk With A Heart of Gold: 3
** '''Virtues''': Pollyanna: 1
** '''Flaws''': Closest would be greedy: 5
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.25 - She'll need to open the closet doors first before anyone can get at her.
Grace Violet Blood
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight/Reluctant: 2.5
** '''Role''': TheChick / TheLancer: 2.5
** '''Love Interests''': Closest would be ShrinkingViolet: 2
** '''Race''': Biracial but looks Black: 5
** '''Gender''': Girly Girl: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': The cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': MessianicArchetype / FriendToAllLivingThings, but also possibly TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth - averaging to: 2.5
** '''Flaws''': None of the above: no score
** '''Virtues''': Pollyanna: 1
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.31 - They probably won't kill their PuritySue, unless Jamie Brittain is feeling particularly sadistic right before the generation finale. Hey, after what happened to [[spoiler: Freddie]], who knows?
Franky Fitzgerald
** '''Sexual Orientation''': She "likes people," making her closest equivalent a bisexual: 5
** '''Love Interests''': She's TheWoobie and therefore a DistressedDamsel: 1
** '''Role''': The hero: 1
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Bifauxnen: 5
** '''Aesthetics''': The cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': A sweet nerd: 3
** '''Flaws''': Crippling phobia: 2
** '''Virtues''': She's quiet and clever: 3.5
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.5 - She's already had enough hardship in her life.
Nick Levan
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': SatelliteLoveInterest / TemporaryLoveInterest: 3.5
** '''Role''': Somewhere between TheHero and TheLancer, depending on his storyline: 2
** '''Race''': White with hints of AmbiguouslyBrown: 1.5
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': MrFanservice: 1
** '''Personality''': JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Flaws''': Closest would be TheStoner: 4
** '''Virtues''': Extroverted, athletic: 2
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.56 - Now that he's off the rugby team, his risk of serious injury has decreased dramatically.
Rich Hardbeck
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': Initially ThoseTwoGuys with Alo, and is something of TheChick for their boy group: 2
** '''Love Interests''': The closest would be ShrinkingViolet: 2
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Average: 3
** '''Personality''': Loner / JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': Quiet: 4
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.78 - Could go either way, depending on how careful he is with those headphones.
Liv Malone
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Slutty: 5
** '''Role''': The Lancer: 3
** '''Race''': Black: 5
** '''Gender''': Mildly tomboyish/tough, but not masculine: 1
** '''Aesthetics''': Attractive, but more hot than cute: 2
** '''Personality''': JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Virtues''': Smart and fairly GenreSavvy: 3
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
*** '''Total Score:''' 3.25 - The most likely candidate if they decide to kill a girl this time.
Alo Creevey
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': PluckyComicRelief, most of the time: 4
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Kinda ugly: 4
** '''Personality''': CrazyAwesome: 5
** '''Flaws''': TheStoner: 4
** '''Virtues''': The curious one: 5
*** '''Total Score:''' 3.63 - Let's just hope he doesn't go out the way his cow did.
Matty Levan
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Bisexual, and even if it's an InformedAbility, he's still slutty enough to earn a: 5
** '''Role''': TheScrappy / Loner / TheSmartGuy : 4
** '''Race''': As with his brother, presumably White but with some AmbiguouslyBrown thrown in: 1.5
** '''Gender''': Male, and while hardly Camp, he's got an effeminate side: 3.5
** '''Aesthetics''': Fans either find him terribly attractive or not in the slightest, even creepy, averaging out to a: 3
** '''Personality''': NietzscheWannabe: 5
** '''Flaws''': DirtyCoward / Smartass: 4.5
** '''Virtues''': Definitely TheQuietOne: 4
*** '''Total Score:''' 3.81 - [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing And There Was]] [[TheScrappy Much]] [[CreatorsPet Rejoicing!]]
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[[AC: [[Series/{{Skins}} Skins US]]]]
Michelle Richardson
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': DistressedDamsel after Tony dumps her: 1
** '''Role''': TheChick: 2
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Girly-Girl: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': The Cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': Shades of both TheNerd and TheDitz: 3.5
** '''Flaws''': GenreBlind: 5
** '''Virtues''': ThePollyanna / TheSmartGuy: 2
*** Final Score: 2.28
Eura Snyder
** '''SexualOrientation''': Unknown: no score
** '''Role''': HeroOfAnotherStory / TheScrappy: 3
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': ActionGirl: 1
** '''Aesthetics''': Intended to be TheCutie: 1
** '''Personality''': Not much is known about her yet, but so far has shades of NietzscheWannabe: 5
** '''Flaws''': InsufferableGenius: 4
** '''Virtues''': EmotionlessGirl: 4
*** Final Score: 2.71
Stanley Lucerne
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': Closest would be ShrinkingViolet: 2
** '''Role''': TheSidekick: 3
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': ThePigpen: 5
** '''Personality''': TheLoserIsYou: 3
** '''Flaws''': TheStoner / ButtMonkey: 4
** '''Virtues''': TheFool: 1
*** Final Score: 2.78
Daisy Valero
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': TheSmartGuy: 4
** '''Race''': Latina: 4
** '''Gender''': See above for Liv: 1
** '''Aesthetics''': TheCutie with large breasts: 1
** '''Personality''': TeamMom: 2
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': Smart/Pragmatic: 4
*** Final Score: 2.88
Tony Snyder
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Slut: 5
** '''Love Interests''': SatelliteLoveInterest / Temporary: 3.5
** '''Role''': CreatorsPet: 1
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': MrFanservice: 1
** '''Personality''': InsufferableGenius / {{Jerkass}}: 4
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': TheDeterminator / Ambitious: 3.5
*** Final Score: 2.89
Tea Marvelli
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Lesbian, but has had sex with a boy, and is generally pretty slutty: 4.5
** '''Love Interests''': Satellite and Temporary: 3.5
** '''Role''': TheChick: 2
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Same as Daisy and Liv: 1
** '''Aesthetics'': TheCutie, but more hot than cute: 2
** '''Personality''': JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': Confidence/Ambition: 5
*** Final Score: 2.89
Cadie Campbell
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': DistressedDamsel: 1
** '''Role''': Loner: 4
** '''Race''': Biracial (Black/White): 3
** '''Gender''': TheChick: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': [[HollywoodHomely Hollywood Average]]: 3
** '''Personality''': Closest would be TheDitz: 4
** '''Flaws''': Crippling Phobia: 2
** '''Virtues''': EmotionlessGirl: 4
*** Final Score: 2.89
Betty
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Lesbian: 4
** '''Love Interests''': ShrinkingViolet / SatelliteLoveInterest: 2.5
** '''Role''': TheChick: 2
** '''Race''': Black: 5
** '''Gender''': LipstickLesbian: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': TheCutie: 1
** '''Personality''': None of the above: no score
** '''Flaws''': GenreBlind: 5
** '''Virtues''': Quiet girl: 4
*** Final Score: 3.19
Chris Collins
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': PluckyComicRelief: 4
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Average: 3
** '''Personality''': TheDitz: 4
** '''Flaws''': TheStoner: 4
** '''Virtues''': The curious one: 5
*** Final Score: 3.38
Abbud Siddiqi
** '''Sexual Orientation'': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': PluckyComicRelief: 4
** '''Race''': Asian: 3
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Ugly, or at least HollywoodHomely: 5
** '''Personality''': TheDitz: 4
** '''Flaws''': GenreBlind / ButtMonkey: 4.5
** '''Virtues''': TheFool: 1
*** Final Score: 3.44
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[[AC: Series/StargateAtlantis]]
* '''''Character A: Dr. Beckett'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Early 40s (apparent) at most. 3
** '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: You can't count [[SharingABody Rodney]]. 3.
** '''Row 4''': Role: A major character, but not part of Atlantis-1. 3
** '''Row 5''': Race: Very white. 1.
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Well, he attracted the hot soldier, but let's put it at 3.
** '''Row 7''': Personality: He's kind of a nerd, but as a doctor who even treats the enemy...split the difference. 2.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Serious technophobe. 2.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: The smart, quiet guy 3.5.
** '''Row 10''': Species: He's a clone. Lousy WordOfGod-breaking...4.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Takes a hit for being on a military mission (4) and possibly carrying the karma for "Michael". 3.5.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 27/11 = 2.45. Nearly dead center, but closer to 2 than 3. He may spend next season on ice, but might see daylight again, maybe even to help beat Michael, making him TheAtoner.
* '''''Character B: Administrator Richard Woolsey'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Middle-aged, single, and definitely not that wise. Single Adult = '''3'''.
** '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Has apparently never come up. At all. I'm putting him down as married to his work. '''1'''.
** '''Row 4''': Role: Started as a single-episode ObstructiveBureaucrat, then became a regular supporting character, and is now a member of the main cast. So, somewhere between MauveShirt and Series Regular. '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 5''': Race: The Whitest Man Alive. '''1'''.
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Has never been mentioned on the show, see Row 2. I'm putting him down as genuinely average, rather than HollywoodHomely. '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 7''': Personality: An ObstructiveBureaucrat, but the writers seem to be slowly growing him a spine, especially now he's joined the main cast. He also was always portrayed with good intentions (despite always trying to shut the Heroes down), so I guess he'd also quality as the JerkWithAHeartOfGold. I'll split the difference and give him '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: [[AgentScully Skeptical]] ''and'' GenreBlind (in a show where most characters are GenreSavvy). '''5'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]]. Oh so very much. '''5'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. 3.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: A civilian administrator rather than a [[GeneralRipper Military Commander]], but similar career role. '''4'''.
** Average = 32.5 / 10 = 3.25. Things aren't looking too good for Mr. Woolsey's long-term career prospects. I mean, honestly, Atlantis goes through administrators like Hogwarts goes through Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers. And that's not even bringing into consideration the fact that ''he just recently killed his established, more popular predecessor!''.
* '''''Character C: Dr. Jennifer Keller'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Single Adult. '''3'''.
** '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Has had chemistry scenes with both Ronan and Rodney, so quite straight. '''3'''.
** '''Row 4''': Role: Recent promotion from MauveShirt to series regular. I'll give her a '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Keller's more mature than Kaylee, but still has her share of {{Moe}} behavior. Still TheCutie. '''1'''.
** '''Row 7''': Personality: Like her predecessor Dr. Beckett, she seems to fall under the "desire to heal everyone, even crazy cavemen trying to kill me" school of medicine (and she ends up trying to make peace with said crazy cavemen by the end of the episode), so FriendToAllLivingThings. '''1'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Crippling fear of heights. Or was it bridges? In either case, '''2'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart. Stargate Doctors tend to have attributes of the OmnidisciplinaryScientist, and she's no exception. '''3'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. Despite looking exactly like a certain young female Wraith from several episodes back... '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Well, when you think about it, Keller is the cast's [[VasquezAlwaysDies Competent Secondary Female]]. Sure, Teyla's the ActionGirl, but she's also The Heroine and has cast seniority. So, the non-action girl is Vasquez for once. Anyway, give Keller a '''5'''.
** '''Average''' = 25.5 / 10 = 2.55. Unless she goes the Ford route and has a complete flip-out, or they decide to blow her up like Dr. Beckett to show that AnyoneCanDie, she seems pretty safe at this point.
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[[AC:Series/{{Supernatural}}]]
* '''''Character A: Dean'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Twenties. 3
** '''Row 2''': Sexual orientation: Straight, and not at all reluctant. 3
** '''Row 3''': Love interests: Temporary. 4
** '''Row 4''': Role: Hero. 1
** '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. 1
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Pretty darn hot. 1
** '''Row 7''': Personality: Of the above, I'd have to say JerkWithAHeartOfGold. 3
** '''Row 8''': Species: Human. 3
** '''Row 9''': Occupation: WeHelpTheHelpless. I'd call that a 2.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 21/9 = 2.33. DealWithTheDevil or no deal, he's got ContractualImmortality. This being Series/{{Supernatural}}, it doesn't mean that he won't die, just that he won't stay dead.
* '''''Character A: Sam'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Twenties. 3
** '''Row 2''': Sexual orientation: Straight, but a little more reluctant than Dean. 3
** '''Row 3''': Love interests: Temporary. 4
** '''Row 4''': Role: Hero. 1
** '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. 1
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Definitely TheCutie 1
** '''Row 7''': Personality: Halfway between Nerd and JerkWithAHeartOfGold, depending on the writer. (3)
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Considering he's [[spoiler: addicted to demon blood to fuel his PsychicPowers]], I'd call this one Fell Astray. 4
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: TheSmartGuy. 3
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. 3
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: WeHelpTheHelpless, like his brother. 2.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 28/4 = 2.54. He's more likely to bite it than his brother, but again, this being ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', he isn't likely to stay dead.
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[[AC:Series/{{Torchwood}}]]
* '''''Character A: Ianto Jones'''''
** '''Row 1: Age''': Adult. 3.
** '''Row 2: Sexual Orientation''': Bisexual. 5.
** '''Row 3: Love Interests By Genre''': Action Series. 1.
** '''Row 4: Role''': Somewhat PluckyComicRelief. 3.5
** '''Row 5: Race''': Caucasian. 1.
** '''Row 6: Aesthetics''': Quite attractive, and probably the closest to TheCutie as the show comes. 1.
** '''Row 7: Personality''': Hard to place, but probably closest to a 3.
** '''Row 8: Flaws''': A bit of a smartass. 4
** '''Row 9: Virtues''': Smart, as well as quiet. Split the difference to a 3.5.
** '''Row 10: Species''': Human. 3
** '''Row 11: Occupation''': Hmmm... Well... they're a secret organisation... I'm probably going to have to go with 2.5.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 30.5/11 = 2.77. He has a shockingly average lifespan. I'd say that means he's probably safe for at least a couple more seasons, at least. [[spoiler: July 2009, well that clearly didn't work]]
* '''''Character B: Gwen Cooper'''''
** '''Row 1: Age''': Married, but has no kids. 3.5
** '''Row 2: Sexual Orientation''': Basically straight. 3.
** '''Row 3: Love Interests By Genre''': Action Series. 1.
** '''Row 4: Role''': Lead Female. 1.
** '''Row 5: Race''': Caucasian. 1.
** '''Row 6: Aesthetics''': Pretty, but not amazingly so. 1.5
** '''Row 7: Personality''': Can sometimes be TheDitz. 3.5
** '''Row 8: Flaws''': Varies. Has been known to do some pretty crazy things (but, among this cast, who hasn't?) 3.5
** '''Row 9: Virtues''': ActionGirl. 2.
** '''Row 10: Species''': Human. 3
** '''Row 11: Occupation''': Again, secret organisation. 2.5
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 22/11 = 2. I doubt Gwen's going anywhere anytime soon.
* '''''Character C: Jack Harkness'''''
** '''Row 1: Age''': Adult, but also technically older, so split the difference at 4.
** '''Row 2: Sexual Orientation''': Bisexual. And a slut. Ouch. 5.
** '''Row 3: Love Interests By Genre''': Action Series. 1.
** '''Row 4: Role''': He's the hero. 1.
** '''Row 5: Race''': Caucasian. 1.
** '''Row 6: Aesthetics''': Super hot, but not really "cute". 1.5
** '''Row 7: Personality''': Obviously TheCaptain! 2
** '''Row 8: Flaws''': Stupidity seems to be a necessity to work at Torchwood, so probably a 3.5.
** '''Row 9: Virtues''': Fairly GenreSavvy. 3.
** '''Row 10: Species''': Human. 3
** '''Row 11: Occupation''': Best fits at. 2.5.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 27.5/11 = 2.5. Jack scored higher than Gwen, but we all sort of know that's a bit of a moot point. Unless something really crazy happens, he probably won't get killed for real any time soon.
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|| '''Likelihood of death''' || '''[[HowToKillACharacter So dead]]''' || || '''Average life expectancy''' || || '''[[HowToCheatDeath Die? Me? Ha!]]''' ||
|| '''[[color:maroon: Scream Score!]]''' || '''5''' || '''4''' || '''3''' || '''2''' || '''1''' ||
|| ''Age'' || OlderAndWiser || [[OpenMindedParent Parent]], [[TeensAreMonsters Clueless teens]] || [[EverybodyIsSingle Single adult]] || [[DawsonCasting Protagonist teens]] || [[InfantImmortality Child]] ||
|| ''Sexual Orientation'' || [[DeathBySex Slut]], [[AnythingThatMoves Bisexual]], [[VirginityMakesYouStupid Innocent Virgin]] || [[BuryYourGays Gay]] || [[HeterosexualLifePartners Straight]] || [[HotLibrarian Reluctant]] || [[CelibateHero Celibate]] ||
|| ''LoveInterests by Genre'' || RichBitch, ''[[SlasherMovie Horror Genre]]'' || HookerWithAHeartOfGold, [[TemporaryLoveInterest Temporary]] || [[SatelliteLoveInterest Shallow]], ''[[LoveHurts Romance show]]'' || ShrinkingViolet || DistressedDamsel, ''ActionSeries'' ||
|| ''[[{{Characters}} Role]]'' || {{Villain}}, FacelessGoons, [[WhatMeasureIsAMook Mooks]], RedShirt, TheMentor , TheBigGuy || [[IneffectualLoner Loners]], PluckyComicRelief, MauveShirt, [[StuffedIntoTheFridge Long-lost Friend]], TheSmartGuy || TheLancer, HeroOfAnotherStory, [[{{Sidekick}} The Sidekick]], TheScrappy || IgnoredExpert,\\
ThoseTwoGuys, TheChick, SupportingProtagonist || [[ContractualImmortality Hero]], CreatorsPet ||
|| ''[[EthnicScrappy Race]]'' || [[BlackDudeDiesFirst Black]], [[TwoferTokenMinority Twofer's]], [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Leomon]] || [[SouthOfTheBorder Mexican]] || [[FarEast Asian]] || [[NobleSavage Indian]]/[[MagicalNativeAmerican Native American]] || [[MightyWhitey Caucasian]] ''or'' The Same As The Writer ||
|| ''[[GenderIsNoObject Gender]]'' || [[VasquezAlwaysDies Tough]] [[{{Bifauxnen}} Girl]], AmbiguousGender, || [[DudeLooksLikeALady Feminine]] [[CampGay Man]] || [[MenAreTheExpendableGender Male]] || TokenGirl || ActionGirl, FinalGirl ||
|| ''[[BeautyEqualsGoodness Aesthetics]]'' || [[TheGrotesque Ugly]] || [[FatBastard Fat]] || [[HollywoodHomely "Average"]] || [[GoodScarsEvilScars Fashionably Scarred]] || TheCutie ||
|| ''[[CharactersAsDevice Personality]]'' || [[NietzscheWannabe Nihilist]], CrazySurvivalist, [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth Innocent]], [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]] || JerkJock, TheDitz, InsufferableGenius || {{Nerd}}, JerkWithAHeartOfGold || TheCaptain, TheWatson || AllLovingHero, FriendToAllLivingThings ||
|| ''[[FatalFlaw Flaws]]'' || TooDumbToLive, [[AgentScully Skeptical]], GenreBlind, DirtyCoward, [[DeathByMaterialism Greedy]] || [[BeleagueredChildhoodFriend Fell astray]], TheStoner, ButtMonkey ([[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism gritty]]), [[DeathByMocking Smartass]] || [[BlindWithoutEm Wears Glasses]] || [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Crippling Phobia]] || [[DumbIsGood Mentally Handicapped]] ||
|| ''[[StockAesops "Virtues"]]'' || HolierThanThou, [[CuriosityKilledTheCast Curious]], [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]], [[AmbitionIsEvil Ambitious]] || [[EmotionlessGirl Quiet Girls]] and [[GentleGiant Quiet Guys]] || [[{{Geek}} Smart]], GenreSavvy[[note]]In a Deconstruction or Parody, [[DeathByGenreSavvy increase to 5]][[/note]] || {{Determinator}} || ThePollyanna, TheFool ||
|| ''[[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman Species]]'' || [[MechaMooks Robots (non-living)]], [[TheUndead Undead]], [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent Snakes]], [[BigCreepyCrawlies Arthropods]] || [[CatsAreMean Cats]], [[CloningBlues Clones]], MechanicalLifeforms || [[ThouShaltNotKill Human]], HumanAliens || [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Pretty Aliens]] || [[PetTheDog Dogs]] [[DeathByNewberyMedal (except in literature) (or Disney)]] ||
|| ''[[NoOSHACompliance Occupation]]'' || [[{{Retirony}} Retiring Law Officer]], VillainByDefault, [[FatalFamilyPhoto Happy Family Man]], [[VasquezAlwaysDies Competent secondary female]] || [[GeneralRipper Military Commander]], [[RedshirtArmy Anyone Serving Under Him]], [[FriendlyTarget Hero's Best Friend]], [[MentorOccupationalHazard Mentor]] || [[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Scientist With Questionable Ethics]], InnocentBystander || AdventurerArchaeologist, [[HotTeacher Teacher]] || SuperHero, [[NobleProfession Nun]] ||
|| ''[[EvilGloating Prognosis]]'' || YouAreAlreadyDead, TakeAMomentToCatchYourDeath, PostMortemOneLiner, LastStand || YourDaysAreNumbered, PreMortemOneLiner, YouShallNotPass || PrepareToDie, HeDidntMakeIt, TimeBomb, PreAssKickingOneLiner, JumpScare || YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive, IfMyCalculationsAreCorrect || BadassBoast, MillionToOneChance, IneffectualDeathThreat ||
|| ''[[CriticalExistenceFailure Health]]'' || ChunkySalsaRule, IncurableCoughOfDeath || OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank, SoapOperaDisease || ICanStillFight, MadeOfPlasticine, LittlestCancerPatient || MadeOfIron, OnlyAFleshWound, IllGirl || NighInvulnerable, HealingFactor, [[VictorianNovelDisease Consumption]] ||
|| || '''5''' || '''4''' || '''3''' || '''2''' || '''1''' ||
|| ''[[NeverTellMeTheOdds Pool predictions]]'' || KilledMidSentence || [[DroppedABridgeOnHim Drop A Bridge On Him]] || SacrificialLion, StuffedIntoTheFridge || SacrificialLamb, DeadStarWalking || PlotArmor, TheWorfEffect ||
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Example Cast:
[[AC: Series or Film Name]]
Description of who's who and why they're likely to snuff it.
* '''''Character A:'''''
** '''Row 1:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 2:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 3:''' Value 5-1
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' Final score and witty pun
* '''''Character B:'''''
** '''Row 1:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 2:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 3:''' Value 5-1
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' Final score and witty pun
* '''''Character C:'''''
** '''Row 1:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 2:''' Value 5-1
** '''Row 3:''' Value 5-1
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' Final score and witty pun
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[[AC: ''Series/TwentyFour'']]
* '''''Jack Bauer:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: He was a parent, but now falls under Single Adult. '''3.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: Hero. '''1'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: "Average". '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Comes closest to JerkWithAHeartOfGold. '''3'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: None on this list. '''N/A'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: GenreSavvy, most of the time. '''3.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: (Ex) Federal Agent with questionable ethics. I'll call it a '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 24/10= '''2.4'''. Even if rumor that indicates Jack will die at the end of the series is true, he seems moderately safe for the time being.
* '''''Renee Walker:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Single. '''3.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: As far as we know, straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: TheLancer. '''3'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average. '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: TheCaptain of the FBI in the latter portion of the seventh season. '''2'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: None here. '''N/A'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Action Girl. '''2.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: FBI Agent with emerging questionable ethics. Call it a '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 24/10= '''2.4'''. Right up there with Jack, she seems safe for the time being.
* '''''Chloe O'Brien:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Parent. '''4.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: PluckyComicRelief. '''4'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average. '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Nerd. '''3'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Smartass. '''4'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart. '''3.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Hero's friend. '''4'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 33/11= '''3'''. Factoring in the fact that she's the longest-lived non-Jack regular and her close friendship with Jack, she better watch out.
* '''''Larry Moss:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: SIngle Adult. '''3.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries. '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: Since he's a boss skeptical of Jack at the start, he gets a '''5'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average. '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: TheCaptain of the FBI. '''2'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Skeptical. '''5'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Pragmatic. '''5.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: A commander, but not of the military. I'll give him a '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 33/11= '''3.09'''. Survived a long time, but he was doomed from the start.
* [[spoiler:Well, Larry did die, but so did Renee. For all the trope's worth, it's gotta be averted sometimes, sad as it can be.]]
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[[AC:''Series/{{Firefly}}'']]
* '''''Kaylee Frye:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Very late teens or early adults. She acts young, so we go for the lower. '''2.'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. Unless you count her electric "friends". '''3'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: ActionSeries, with a marriage that was only terminated by death '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: PluckyComicRelief. '''4'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: TheCutie. Seriously, that lady is {{Moe}}. '''1'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Tough one. Nerd, but also FriendToAllLivingThings. Average: '''2'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Useless with weaponry, but who would want to hurt her? '''2'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart and GenreSavvy at times. '''3.'''
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3.'''
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: WrenchWench. '''3'''
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 25/11= '''2.27'''. Seriously, she's just too pretty to die. Unless Creator/JossWhedon is feeling particularly evil.
* '''''Inara:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: "Single" adult. '''3'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: She drops her panties for anyone with sufficient credits, of either gender. '''5'''.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: See above '''1'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: MsFanservice and TheLancer. '''2'''.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian, but there's clearly something else in there. '''1''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Very attractive. '''1'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: HookerWithAHeartOfGold. '''2''' then.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Apart from her profession, few really. Make it '''2''' for the former.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart, GenreSavvy. '''3'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Companion, for which read prostitute. '''4'''.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 27/11= '''2.45'''. She's safe, basically.
* '''''Wash:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Married adult, but not a parent. '''3.5'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: Hard to call. Zoe is an Action Girl, so we'll call it a '''4'''.
# '''Row 4''': Role: More Plucky Comic Relief than anything else. '''4'''
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian '''1'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Average (your mileage may vary). '''3'''
# '''Row 7''': Personality: Usually comes off as an Innocent. '''5'''
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Definitely a Smartass. '''4'''
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart and Curious, kind of Genre Dumb. We'll call it a '''4'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: While technically a pilot, he's really the Happy Family Man. And to make things even worse, he's the Happy Family Man in a verse whose creator HATES HAPPINESS. '''5'''.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 39.5/11= '''3.59'''. We now know the standard for "doomed".
* '''''Zoe:'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: Not so much older, but certainly wiser. '''5'''
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Straight. '''3'''
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: She's effectively single now. No score.
# '''Row 4''': Role: The Lancer. '''2'''
# '''Row 5''': Race: Black '''5'''.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: A little to stern to be the Cutie. We'll call her a '''2'''.
# '''Row 7''': Personality: None of the descriptions fit. We'll skip this one for now.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Nothing standing out in this category, either.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Action Girl. '''2'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Served under a military commander; possibly a competent secondary. Make it '''4'''.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 26/8= '''3.25'''. If the show were to continue, her days might be numbered.
* '''''Mal'''''
# '''Row 1''': Age: A single guy, so 3.
# '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: almost definitely straight, possibly bisexual. 3.
# '''Row 3''': Love Interests by Genre: He is single. No score.
# '''Row 4''': Role: the Protagonist so a definite 1.
# '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. 1.
# '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: YMMV but probably average or fashionably scarred- a 2.5.
# '''Row 7''': Personality: TheCaptain if there ever was one. 2.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Hm.... not really any, but he can be a smartass- but only a little. I'll put him at a 3.5, and include results without the score as well.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart, so a 3.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human, but in a show that has nothing but humans its kinda strange to count it, but a 3 averages out. so 3.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: I'd say some where between military commander and adventurer, so another 3.
So, including Flaws, Mal has a 2.5 exactly. Without flaws, its 2.3888888... which means that even Creator/JossWhedon would have a hard time killing this guy!
* '''''River'''''
** '''Age''': A seventeen-year-old teen, so 2.
** '''Sexual orientation:''': Unknown. Skipping.
** '''Love Interests by Genre''' None, so skipping.
** '''Role''': IgnoredExpert fits her pretty well - 2.
** '''Race''': Caucasian - 1.
** '''Aesthethics''': TheCutie, definitely - 1.
** '''Personality''': Tough one. Let's put down a 3 as a Crazy with a Heart of Gold.
** '''Flaws''': Schizophrenia seems somewhere between "Mentally Handicapped" and "Crippling phobia", so 1.5.
** '''Virtues''': Switches between Action Girl, Supergenius Girl and Emotionless girl. I'll go with the average of 3.
** '''Species''': Human - 3.
** '''Occupation''': Her abilities make her the closest thing the show has to a Superhero, so I'll give her a 1.
*** Final score: 1.94. Not getting killed any time soon. She's even safer when you consider that the central plot revolves around her being alive.
* '''''Simon'''''
** '''Age''': Adult, so 3.
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight - 3.
** '''Love Interests by Genre''': It's an Action Series and Kaylee is often a Distressed Damsel - 1.
** '''Role''': Something of a loner - 4.
** '''Aesthetics''': Considering his gratuitous shirtless scene, Kaylee's immediate attraction and Jayne's remark about "yapping that pretty mouth" at him, I'll go ahead and pick the Cutie - 1.
** '''Personality''': Somewhere between a handsome Nerd and a Ditz - 3.5.
** '''Flaws''': Smartass, definitely Butt Monkey, what with often he gets punched - 4.
** '''Virtues''': TheSmartGuy, so 3.
** '''Species''': Human - 3.
** '''Occupation''': Somewhat of a NonActionGuy, so I'll go with Innocent Bystander and thus 3.
*** Final score: 2.85 - potentially at risk, especially because of the dramatic potential of his death's effect on River ''and'' Kaylee. However, it would mean introducing a new Medic to the show...
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[[AC: Series/{{Skins}}]]
''Series/{{Skins}}'' likes to kill one major character every two seasons. Who will it be for Generation 3?
Mini [=McGuinness=]
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Probably a lesbian: 4
** '''Role''': The hero: 1
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Girly Girl: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': The cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': Jerk With A Heart of Gold: 3
** '''Virtues''': Pollyanna: 1
** '''Flaws''': Closest would be greedy: 5
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.25 - She'll need to open the closet doors first before anyone can get at her.
Grace Violet Blood
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight/Reluctant: 2.5
** '''Role''': TheChick / TheLancer: 2.5
** '''Love Interests''': Closest would be ShrinkingViolet: 2
** '''Race''': Biracial but looks Black: 5
** '''Gender''': Girly Girl: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': The cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': MessianicArchetype / FriendToAllLivingThings, but also possibly TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth - averaging to: 2.5
** '''Flaws''': None of the above: no score
** '''Virtues''': Pollyanna: 1
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.31 - They probably won't kill their PuritySue, unless Jamie Brittain is feeling particularly sadistic right before the generation finale. Hey, after what happened to [[spoiler: Freddie]], who knows?
Franky Fitzgerald
** '''Sexual Orientation''': She "likes people," making her closest equivalent a bisexual: 5
** '''Love Interests''': She's TheWoobie and therefore a DistressedDamsel: 1
** '''Role''': The hero: 1
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Bifauxnen: 5
** '''Aesthetics''': The cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': A sweet nerd: 3
** '''Flaws''': Crippling phobia: 2
** '''Virtues''': She's quiet and clever: 3.5
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.5 - She's already had enough hardship in her life.
Nick Levan
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': SatelliteLoveInterest / TemporaryLoveInterest: 3.5
** '''Role''': Somewhere between TheHero and TheLancer, depending on his storyline: 2
** '''Race''': White with hints of AmbiguouslyBrown: 1.5
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': MrFanservice: 1
** '''Personality''': JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Flaws''': Closest would be TheStoner: 4
** '''Virtues''': Extroverted, athletic: 2
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.56 - Now that he's off the rugby team, his risk of serious injury has decreased dramatically.
Rich Hardbeck
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': Initially ThoseTwoGuys with Alo, and is something of TheChick for their boy group: 2
** '''Love Interests''': The closest would be ShrinkingViolet: 2
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Average: 3
** '''Personality''': Loner / JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': Quiet: 4
*** '''Total Score:''' 2.78 - Could go either way, depending on how careful he is with those headphones.
Liv Malone
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Slutty: 5
** '''Role''': The Lancer: 3
** '''Race''': Black: 5
** '''Gender''': Mildly tomboyish/tough, but not masculine: 1
** '''Aesthetics''': Attractive, but more hot than cute: 2
** '''Personality''': JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Virtues''': Smart and fairly GenreSavvy: 3
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
*** '''Total Score:''' 3.25 - The most likely candidate if they decide to kill a girl this time.
Alo Creevey
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': PluckyComicRelief, most of the time: 4
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Kinda ugly: 4
** '''Personality''': CrazyAwesome: 5
** '''Flaws''': TheStoner: 4
** '''Virtues''': The curious one: 5
*** '''Total Score:''' 3.63 - Let's just hope he doesn't go out the way his cow did.
Matty Levan
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Bisexual, and even if it's an InformedAbility, he's still slutty enough to earn a: 5
** '''Role''': TheScrappy / Loner / TheSmartGuy : 4
** '''Race''': As with his brother, presumably White but with some AmbiguouslyBrown thrown in: 1.5
** '''Gender''': Male, and while hardly Camp, he's got an effeminate side: 3.5
** '''Aesthetics''': Fans either find him terribly attractive or not in the slightest, even creepy, averaging out to a: 3
** '''Personality''': NietzscheWannabe: 5
** '''Flaws''': DirtyCoward / Smartass: 4.5
** '''Virtues''': Definitely TheQuietOne: 4
*** '''Total Score:''' 3.81 - [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing And There Was]] [[TheScrappy Much]] [[CreatorsPet Rejoicing!]]
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[[AC: [[Series/{{Skins}} Skins US]]]]
Michelle Richardson
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': DistressedDamsel after Tony dumps her: 1
** '''Role''': TheChick: 2
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Girly-Girl: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': The Cutie: 1
** '''Personality''': Shades of both TheNerd and TheDitz: 3.5
** '''Flaws''': GenreBlind: 5
** '''Virtues''': ThePollyanna / TheSmartGuy: 2
*** Final Score: 2.28
Eura Snyder
** '''SexualOrientation''': Unknown: no score
** '''Role''': HeroOfAnotherStory / TheScrappy: 3
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': ActionGirl: 1
** '''Aesthetics''': Intended to be TheCutie: 1
** '''Personality''': Not much is known about her yet, but so far has shades of NietzscheWannabe: 5
** '''Flaws''': InsufferableGenius: 4
** '''Virtues''': EmotionlessGirl: 4
*** Final Score: 2.71
Stanley Lucerne
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': Closest would be ShrinkingViolet: 2
** '''Role''': TheSidekick: 3
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': ThePigpen: 5
** '''Personality''': TheLoserIsYou: 3
** '''Flaws''': TheStoner / ButtMonkey: 4
** '''Virtues''': TheFool: 1
*** Final Score: 2.78
Daisy Valero
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': TheSmartGuy: 4
** '''Race''': Latina: 4
** '''Gender''': See above for Liv: 1
** '''Aesthetics''': TheCutie with large breasts: 1
** '''Personality''': TeamMom: 2
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': Smart/Pragmatic: 4
*** Final Score: 2.88
Tony Snyder
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Slut: 5
** '''Love Interests''': SatelliteLoveInterest / Temporary: 3.5
** '''Role''': CreatorsPet: 1
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': MrFanservice: 1
** '''Personality''': InsufferableGenius / {{Jerkass}}: 4
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': TheDeterminator / Ambitious: 3.5
*** Final Score: 2.89
Tea Marvelli
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Lesbian, but has had sex with a boy, and is generally pretty slutty: 4.5
** '''Love Interests''': Satellite and Temporary: 3.5
** '''Role''': TheChick: 2
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Same as Daisy and Liv: 1
** '''Aesthetics'': TheCutie, but more hot than cute: 2
** '''Personality''': JerkWithAHeartOfGold: 3
** '''Flaws''': Smartass: 4
** '''Virtues''': Confidence/Ambition: 5
*** Final Score: 2.89
Cadie Campbell
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Love Interests''': DistressedDamsel: 1
** '''Role''': Loner: 4
** '''Race''': Biracial (Black/White): 3
** '''Gender''': TheChick: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': [[HollywoodHomely Hollywood Average]]: 3
** '''Personality''': Closest would be TheDitz: 4
** '''Flaws''': Crippling Phobia: 2
** '''Virtues''': EmotionlessGirl: 4
*** Final Score: 2.89
Betty
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Lesbian: 4
** '''Love Interests''': ShrinkingViolet / SatelliteLoveInterest: 2.5
** '''Role''': TheChick: 2
** '''Race''': Black: 5
** '''Gender''': LipstickLesbian: 2
** '''Aesthetics''': TheCutie: 1
** '''Personality''': None of the above: no score
** '''Flaws''': GenreBlind: 5
** '''Virtues''': Quiet girl: 4
*** Final Score: 3.19
Chris Collins
** '''Sexual Orientation''': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': PluckyComicRelief: 4
** '''Race''': White: 1
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Average: 3
** '''Personality''': TheDitz: 4
** '''Flaws''': TheStoner: 4
** '''Virtues''': The curious one: 5
*** Final Score: 3.38
Abbud Siddiqi
** '''Sexual Orientation'': Straight: 3
** '''Role''': PluckyComicRelief: 4
** '''Race''': Asian: 3
** '''Gender''': Male: 3
** '''Aesthetics''': Ugly, or at least HollywoodHomely: 5
** '''Personality''': TheDitz: 4
** '''Flaws''': GenreBlind / ButtMonkey: 4.5
** '''Virtues''': TheFool: 1
*** Final Score: 3.44
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[[AC: Series/StargateAtlantis]]
* '''''Character A: Dr. Beckett'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Early 40s (apparent) at most. 3
** '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: You can't count [[SharingABody Rodney]]. 3.
** '''Row 4''': Role: A major character, but not part of Atlantis-1. 3
** '''Row 5''': Race: Very white. 1.
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Well, he attracted the hot soldier, but let's put it at 3.
** '''Row 7''': Personality: He's kind of a nerd, but as a doctor who even treats the enemy...split the difference. 2.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Serious technophobe. 2.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: The smart, quiet guy 3.5.
** '''Row 10''': Species: He's a clone. Lousy WordOfGod-breaking...4.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Takes a hit for being on a military mission (4) and possibly carrying the karma for "Michael". 3.5.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 27/11 = 2.45. Nearly dead center, but closer to 2 than 3. He may spend next season on ice, but might see daylight again, maybe even to help beat Michael, making him TheAtoner.
* '''''Character B: Administrator Richard Woolsey'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Middle-aged, single, and definitely not that wise. Single Adult = '''3'''.
** '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Has apparently never come up. At all. I'm putting him down as married to his work. '''1'''.
** '''Row 4''': Role: Started as a single-episode ObstructiveBureaucrat, then became a regular supporting character, and is now a member of the main cast. So, somewhere between MauveShirt and Series Regular. '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 5''': Race: The Whitest Man Alive. '''1'''.
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Has never been mentioned on the show, see Row 2. I'm putting him down as genuinely average, rather than HollywoodHomely. '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 7''': Personality: An ObstructiveBureaucrat, but the writers seem to be slowly growing him a spine, especially now he's joined the main cast. He also was always portrayed with good intentions (despite always trying to shut the Heroes down), so I guess he'd also quality as the JerkWithAHeartOfGold. I'll split the difference and give him '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: [[AgentScully Skeptical]] ''and'' GenreBlind (in a show where most characters are GenreSavvy). '''5'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: [[DeathByPragmatism Pragmatic]]. Oh so very much. '''5'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. 3.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: A civilian administrator rather than a [[GeneralRipper Military Commander]], but similar career role. '''4'''.
** Average = 32.5 / 10 = 3.25. Things aren't looking too good for Mr. Woolsey's long-term career prospects. I mean, honestly, Atlantis goes through administrators like Hogwarts goes through Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers. And that's not even bringing into consideration the fact that ''he just recently killed his established, more popular predecessor!''.
* '''''Character C: Dr. Jennifer Keller'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Single Adult. '''3'''.
** '''Row 2''': Sexual Orientation: Has had chemistry scenes with both Ronan and Rodney, so quite straight. '''3'''.
** '''Row 4''': Role: Recent promotion from MauveShirt to series regular. I'll give her a '''3.5'''.
** '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. '''1'''.
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Keller's more mature than Kaylee, but still has her share of {{Moe}} behavior. Still TheCutie. '''1'''.
** '''Row 7''': Personality: Like her predecessor Dr. Beckett, she seems to fall under the "desire to heal everyone, even crazy cavemen trying to kill me" school of medicine (and she ends up trying to make peace with said crazy cavemen by the end of the episode), so FriendToAllLivingThings. '''1'''.
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Crippling fear of heights. Or was it bridges? In either case, '''2'''.
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: Smart. Stargate Doctors tend to have attributes of the OmnidisciplinaryScientist, and she's no exception. '''3'''.
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. Despite looking exactly like a certain young female Wraith from several episodes back... '''3'''.
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: Well, when you think about it, Keller is the cast's [[VasquezAlwaysDies Competent Secondary Female]]. Sure, Teyla's the ActionGirl, but she's also The Heroine and has cast seniority. So, the non-action girl is Vasquez for once. Anyway, give Keller a '''5'''.
** '''Average''' = 25.5 / 10 = 2.55. Unless she goes the Ford route and has a complete flip-out, or they decide to blow her up like Dr. Beckett to show that AnyoneCanDie, she seems pretty safe at this point.
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[[AC:Series/{{Supernatural}}]]
* '''''Character A: Dean'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Twenties. 3
** '''Row 2''': Sexual orientation: Straight, and not at all reluctant. 3
** '''Row 3''': Love interests: Temporary. 4
** '''Row 4''': Role: Hero. 1
** '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. 1
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Pretty darn hot. 1
** '''Row 7''': Personality: Of the above, I'd have to say JerkWithAHeartOfGold. 3
** '''Row 8''': Species: Human. 3
** '''Row 9''': Occupation: WeHelpTheHelpless. I'd call that a 2.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 21/9 = 2.33. DealWithTheDevil or no deal, he's got ContractualImmortality. This being Series/{{Supernatural}}, it doesn't mean that he won't die, just that he won't stay dead.
* '''''Character A: Sam'''''
** '''Row 1''': Age: Twenties. 3
** '''Row 2''': Sexual orientation: Straight, but a little more reluctant than Dean. 3
** '''Row 3''': Love interests: Temporary. 4
** '''Row 4''': Role: Hero. 1
** '''Row 5''': Race: Caucasian. 1
** '''Row 6''': Aesthetics: Definitely TheCutie 1
** '''Row 7''': Personality: Halfway between Nerd and JerkWithAHeartOfGold, depending on the writer. (3)
** '''Row 8''': Flaws: Considering he's [[spoiler: addicted to demon blood to fuel his PsychicPowers]], I'd call this one Fell Astray. 4
** '''Row 9''': Virtues: TheSmartGuy. 3
** '''Row 10''': Species: Human. 3
** '''Row 11''': Occupation: WeHelpTheHelpless, like his brother. 2.
*** '''Total divided by rows''': 28/4 = 2.54. He's more likely to bite it than his brother, but again, this being ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', he isn't likely to stay dead.
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[[AC:Series/{{Torchwood}}]]
* '''''Character A: Ianto Jones'''''
** '''Row 1: Age''': Adult. 3.
** '''Row 2: Sexual Orientation''': Bisexual. 5.
** '''Row 3: Love Interests By Genre''': Action Series. 1.
** '''Row 4: Role''': Somewhat PluckyComicRelief. 3.5
** '''Row 5: Race''': Caucasian. 1.
** '''Row 6: Aesthetics''': Quite attractive, and probably the closest to TheCutie as the show comes. 1.
** '''Row 7: Personality''': Hard to place, but probably closest to a 3.
** '''Row 8: Flaws''': A bit of a smartass. 4
** '''Row 9: Virtues''': Smart, as well as quiet. Split the difference to a 3.5.
** '''Row 10: Species''': Human. 3
** '''Row 11: Occupation''': Hmmm... Well... they're a secret organisation... I'm probably going to have to go with 2.5.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 30.5/11 = 2.77. He has a shockingly average lifespan. I'd say that means he's probably safe for at least a couple more seasons, at least. [[spoiler: July 2009, well that clearly didn't work]]
* '''''Character B: Gwen Cooper'''''
** '''Row 1: Age''': Married, but has no kids. 3.5
** '''Row 2: Sexual Orientation''': Basically straight. 3.
** '''Row 3: Love Interests By Genre''': Action Series. 1.
** '''Row 4: Role''': Lead Female. 1.
** '''Row 5: Race''': Caucasian. 1.
** '''Row 6: Aesthetics''': Pretty, but not amazingly so. 1.5
** '''Row 7: Personality''': Can sometimes be TheDitz. 3.5
** '''Row 8: Flaws''': Varies. Has been known to do some pretty crazy things (but, among this cast, who hasn't?) 3.5
** '''Row 9: Virtues''': ActionGirl. 2.
** '''Row 10: Species''': Human. 3
** '''Row 11: Occupation''': Again, secret organisation. 2.5
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 22/11 = 2. I doubt Gwen's going anywhere anytime soon.
* '''''Character C: Jack Harkness'''''
** '''Row 1: Age''': Adult, but also technically older, so split the difference at 4.
** '''Row 2: Sexual Orientation''': Bisexual. And a slut. Ouch. 5.
** '''Row 3: Love Interests By Genre''': Action Series. 1.
** '''Row 4: Role''': He's the hero. 1.
** '''Row 5: Race''': Caucasian. 1.
** '''Row 6: Aesthetics''': Super hot, but not really "cute". 1.5
** '''Row 7: Personality''': Obviously TheCaptain! 2
** '''Row 8: Flaws''': Stupidity seems to be a necessity to work at Torchwood, so probably a 3.5.
** '''Row 9: Virtues''': Fairly GenreSavvy. 3.
** '''Row 10: Species''': Human. 3
** '''Row 11: Occupation''': Best fits at. 2.5.
*** '''Total divided by rows:''' 27.5/11 = 2.5. Jack scored higher than Gwen, but we all sort of know that's a bit of a moot point. Unless something really crazy happens, he probably won't get killed for real any time soon.
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