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* X: ''(I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name to get away with it, and when the cops are in the store to arrest the cashier for theft and fraud, I'll take them all out from behind. Having gained the cashier's trust and severely weakened the city's defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest.)'' '''[[{{Evil Laugh}} AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]-''' OW! My sides. ''(Never mind that, though. My plan is now ready to go. But what kinds of people will I hire? Hmm... Oh, yeah, I'm literally UsefulNotes/ErwinRommel.)''

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* X: ''(I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name to get away with it, and when the cops are in the store to arrest the cashier for theft and fraud, I'll take them all out from behind. Having gained the cashier's trust and severely weakened the city's defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest.)'' '''[[{{Evil Laugh}} AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]-''' OW! My sides. ''(Never mind that, though. My plan is now ready to go. But what kinds of people will I hire? Hmm... Oh, yeah, I'm literally practically UsefulNotes/ErwinRommel.)''
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'''MagnificentBastard Scale.'''
* -100000: I shot at a few cops.
* -10000: I framed someone for fraud and identity theft.
* -1000: This one time, I tricked someone into giving me their wallet. Their wallet. With a ''credit card'' inside.
* -100: You'll never find the TV remote. [-Oh wait, it's under the cushion.-]
* 0: Yeah, I'm pretty clever. Try me.
* 100: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we wouldn't have to watch your show."
* 1000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I'll memorize your credit card number when I see it."
* 10000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and..."
* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest." [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' "Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm... Oh yeah, I'm literally UsefulNotes/ErwinRommel"

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'''MagnificentBastard Scale.'''
Scale'''
* -100000: -3: I shot at a few cops.
* -10000: I framed someone for fraud and identity theft.
-2: You'll never find the TV remote.[[note]]Oh, wait, you found it under the cushion.[[/note]]
* -1000: -1: This one time, I tricked someone into giving me their wallet. Their wallet. With a their ''credit card'' inside.
* -100: You'll never find the TV remote. [-Oh wait, it's under the cushion.-]
inside.
* 0: I framed someone for fraud and identity theft.
* 1:
Yeah, I'm pretty clever. Try me.
* 100: ''Thinking'' "I 2: ''(I hid the TV remote so that we wouldn't have to watch your show."
)''
* 1000: ''Thinking'' "I 3: ''(I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I'll memorize your credit card number when I see it."
)''
* 10000: ''Thinking'' "I 4: ''(I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and..."
to get away with it.)''
* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I X: ''(I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, to get away with it, and when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about arrest the cashier for theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking take them all out from behind. Without a proper Having gained the cashier's trust and severely weakened the city's defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest." [[{{Evil )'' '''[[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]-''' OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' "Never ''(Never mind that that, though. My plan is now ready to go. But what kinds of people will I hire? Hmm... Oh Oh, yeah, I'm literally UsefulNotes/ErwinRommel"UsefulNotes/ErwinRommel.)''
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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest." [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' "Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm... Oh yeah, I'm literally UsefuleNotes/ErwinRommel"

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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest." [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' "Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm... Oh yeah, I'm literally UsefuleNotes/ErwinRommel"UsefulNotes/ErwinRommel"
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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest." [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' "Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm..."

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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest." [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' "Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm..." Oh yeah, I'm literally UsefuleNotes/ErwinRommel"
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* -100000: I shot at a few cops.
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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest. [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm...

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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest. " [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' Never "Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm..."
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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest. [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA--AAAHAHAHAHAHA]] OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm...

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* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest. [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA--AAAHAHAHAHAHA]] AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]- OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm...
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* 10000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and..."

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* 10000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and...""
* 100000: ''Thinking'' "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest. [[{{Evil Laugh}} AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA--AAAHAHAHAHAHA]] OW! My sides. ''Thinking'' Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm...
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* -10000: I framed someone for fraud and identity theft. [[TroperTales/MagnificentBastard MAKE SURE YOU'RE WRITING THIS DOWN!]]
* -1000: This one time, I tricked someone into giving me their wallet! THEIR WALLET! WITH A CREDIT CARD INSIDE!
* -100: [[LargeHam YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE TV REMOTE!]] [-OH WAIT IT'S UNDER THE CUSHION.-]

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* -10000: I framed someone for fraud and identity theft. [[TroperTales/MagnificentBastard MAKE SURE YOU'RE WRITING THIS DOWN!]]\n
* -1000: This one time, I tricked someone into giving me their wallet! THEIR WALLET! WITH A CREDIT CARD INSIDE!
wallet. Their wallet. With a ''credit card'' inside.
* -100: [[LargeHam YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE You'll never find the TV REMOTE!]] [-OH WAIT IT'S UNDER THE CUSHION.remote. [-Oh wait, it's under the cushion.-]

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