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# Sliding Scale / Magnificent Bastard

Magnificent Bastard Scale.
• -100000: I shot at a few cops.
• -10000: I framed someone for fraud and identity theft.
• -1000: This one time, I tricked someone into giving me their wallet. Their wallet. With a credit card inside.
• -100: You'll never find the TV remote. Oh wait, it's under the cushion.
• 0: Yeah, I'm pretty clever. Try me.
• 100: Thinking "I hid the TV remote so that we wouldn't have to watch your show."
• 1000: Thinking "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I'll memorize your credit card number when I see it."
• 10000: Thinking "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and..."
• 100000: Thinking "I hid the TV remote so that we would go to buy a new one at the electronics store. At the store, I've bribed a cashier to set up a card reader which will send the information to my cell phone in the car. I'll plant the cellphone on them and frame them for identity theft. Then I'll change my name and, when the cops are busy looking in the store due to calls about theft and fraud, I'll flank them, taking them out from behind. Without a proper defense force, I can take over Troperia, arrange an army of my own, and start my quest for world conquest." AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA- OW! My sides. Thinking "Never mind that though. My plan is now ready to go. But what people will I hire? Hmm..."
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