History Series / OneThousandWaysToDie

** "Blood Bath & Beyond": A pervy building manager drills holes in his apartment in order to spy on all the beautiful female tenants. In particular, he drills a bunch of holes in the ceiling of the apartment above him so he can spy on a female tenant as she's about to take a bath. But eventually, while he peeping in the bath, the bathtub suddenly comes crashing down on him. With all those holes drilled into the ceiling, it started to weaken.

** The sexually-harassing, sexist, DepravedBisexual boss in "Blown Job". He's an obvious villain and the woman in question was obviously wronged, but ''SHE'S'' the one who dies.

* AdultFear: Some of these deaths can cause great paranoia to anyone who watches it, from any victim having an unknown allergy to them having a rare fatal condition, some of which can't be treated at all. "Frightmare" and "Ichiboned" are two of the most infamous examples.

* IWantMyMommy: In "Bucky boned" as Lenny dies from his intestines being poisoned after inadvertently drinking 2 magnetic balls out of stress from his illegal Ponzi scheme getting ruined from the market crashing as the FBI Feds are coming for him, he cries out for his mommy as he croaks

* IWantMyMommy: In "Bucky boned" as Lenny dies from his intestines being poisoned after inadvertently drinking 2 magnetic balls out of stress from his illegal office job getting shut down by the FBI, he cries out for his mommy as he croaks

** In Dead mime, where the narrator asks the audience if they like clowns...

* IWantMyMommy: In "Bucky boned" as Lenny dies from his intestines being posited after inadvertently drinking 2 magnetic balls out of stress from his illegal office job getting shut down by the FBI, he cries out for his mommy as he croaks

** "Blend-Dead": A health nut dies from a brain aneurism after drinking so many of her homemade smoothies made from her garden, unaware that her landlord contaminated her garden with rat poison.

** "Critter in the S***ter aka Ferret in the Hole": A ferret legger (someone who tries to see how long he can hold ferrets in his pants[[note]]Meaning that that joke on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' about a law against putting squirrels in your pants for the purposes of gambling is real to some extent[[/note]]) cheats [[KickTheDog by starving his ferrets to make them more calm, so they will not squirm or crawl out.]] This works until one of the poor ferrets goes up his bum and gnaws at his haemorrhoid, which bursts open, causing the man to bleed to death.

* CheatersNeverProsper: An amateur motocross racer, vindictive after having lost to her rival, tries to sabotage her by sticking a bolt into her bike's chain. It works all too well: the chain snaps off, only to hit the cheater in the neck and slice her throat.

* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The show's premise, particularly when dealing with deaths from bizarre medical conditions, like the Amish boy who went out drinking and died because he was born without an enzyme that processed alcohol, the pot farmer who smoked his own stash and ate a grasshopper (which triggered an allergic reaction he never knew he had), or any time someone drops dead from an allergic reaction that the victim never knew he had (the 32-year-old virgin whose first time having sex ended with him suffocating from a latex allergy to his gimp suit and the park flasher who died after ingesting peanut-laced breast milk from a group of badass moms who beat the crap out of him for being a creep).
* CurrencyCuisine: One story involves a Frenchman suffering from a condition that gives him an addiction to eating inedible objects, with his favourite being coins. When he can no longer obtain any more, he starts eating things like thumbtacks and nails, eventually dying from his stomach being cut open by all of it.

* DangerousDeserter: One of these gets killed by a booby trap in "[[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI WW1]] And Done".

** "Mastur-Bitten": A crooked health inspector masturbates on a hotel bed to taint it with semen and uses his black light to show the owner there's a mess in the room. He uses this to get a free room, unaware that the hotel DOES have cleanliness problems... specifically, it has scorpions.

** "Suck-Her Punched" is another triumphant example, with the one who doesn't die being the main focus of the story. A boxer dresses like a woman after a rigorous workout to cool down, and walks to the alley at the back. A rapist spots the boxer, and you'd think he'd kill him after [[UnsettlingGenderReveal finding out he's not a woman]]. That's not what happens. After [[BerserkButton being called a lady]], the boxer kills the rapist with one punch to the temple. This also turned out to be quite the [[invoked]]FunnyAneurysmMoment.

** "Jack N' Croaked" and "Vike-O-Done" has the victims getting bloody wounds (the victim of the former gets a nasty gash on his toe trying to kick open a safe, and the victim of the latter accidentally hit his thigh on the mouth of his decapitated foe). Since those deaths took place back when antibiotics weren't invented, the wound easily gets infected and the victims die.

** "Greased Is the Word": A robber plans to rob a jewelry store using a pantyhose mask, only to instead walk into a gun store. Turns out the pantyhose mask was blocking his vision, meaning he couldn't see which store he walked into.

** "Dead-dy Dearest": The narrator mentions at the end that the victim's daughter will have to go to therapy after seeing her father accidentally kill himself. Even if they're abusive, watching a family member die right in front of your eyes ''will'' traumatize you.

* SuperWindowJump: The lawyer who jumps through the window of his building's 40[[superscript:th]] floor to prove said windows are unbreakable. It didn't work. It does bear mentioning, though, that he'd [[TemptingFate done it multiple times before]] to [[DudeNotFunny freak out new hires]].

** The show frequently takes stock slapstick jokes like falling down a manhole or running into a wall painted like a tunnel and shows that the injuries would realistically seriously injure or even kill someone.

** "Smoked" and "Dead-dy Dearest": ''Anything'' fired from a gun can be dangerous or lethal if used improperly or if the barrel is too close to the person.

** "A Trip to the Maul": Another bear mauling death; this time, it's a man who is camping out in the woods so he can cheat on his wife and went blind from vasocongestion [temporary or permanent sight loss from having sex]).

** "Greased Is the Word": A robber plans to rob a jewelry store using a pantyhose mask, only to instead walk into a gun store. Turns out the pantyhose mask was blocking his vision.

** "Gasketballed" tells the story of two teens who decide it's a good idea to play in a giant helium-filled basketball. At first, they have fun listening to their voices become high-pitched and squeaky... but then they start suffocating because the giant basketball being filled with helium means there's no oxygen in there.

** "Nite Capped": A New Year's Eve party fires guns in the air to celebrate. One of the bullets eventually falls and kills a random man. After all, what goes up must come down.

** "Smoked" and "Dead-dy Dearest": ''Anything'' fired from a gun can be dangerous or lethal if used improperly or if the gun is too close to the person.