History Series / OneThousandWaysToDie

14th Aug '16 5:57:11 AM AFreakyDude
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* DeathByAThousandCuts: The crooked art auctioneer in "Cham-Pained" after she tried to open the bottle of champagne for a champagne fountain, but accidentally [[EyeScream popped the cork right on her eye]], causing her to fall on the stack of wine glasses. Also, a {{Jerkass}} banker in "Skyscraped" when she looked through a large window, and a freak gust of wind shatters the window, impaling her with hundreds of sharp glass.

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* DeathByAThousandCuts: The crooked art auctioneer in "Cham-Pained" after she tried to open the bottle of champagne for a champagne fountain, but accidentally [[EyeScream popped the cork right on her eye]], causing her to fall on the stack of wine glasses. Also, a {{Jerkass}} banker in "Skyscraped" when she looked through a large window, and a freak gust of wind shatters the window, impaling her with hundreds of sharp glass. There's also the flasher in "Wedding Crasher" who tries to escape, but mistook an entrance for a clear glass window. You can guess what happens next.
14th Aug '16 5:36:51 AM AFreakyDude
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* DeathFromAThousandCuts: The crooked art auctioneer in "Cham-Pained" after she tried to open the bottle of champagne for a champagne fountain, but accidentally [[EyeScream popped the cork right on her eye]], causing her to fall on the stack of wine glasses. Also, a {{Jerkass}} banker in "Skyscraped" when she looked through a large window, and a freak gust of wind shatters the window, impaling her with hundreds of sharp glass.

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* DeathFromAThousandCuts: DeathByAThousandCuts: The crooked art auctioneer in "Cham-Pained" after she tried to open the bottle of champagne for a champagne fountain, but accidentally [[EyeScream popped the cork right on her eye]], causing her to fall on the stack of wine glasses. Also, a {{Jerkass}} banker in "Skyscraped" when she looked through a large window, and a freak gust of wind shatters the window, impaling her with hundreds of sharp glass.
14th Aug '16 5:34:18 AM AFreakyDude
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* DeathFromAThousandCuts: The crooked art auctioneer in "Cham-Pained" after she tried to open the bottle of champagne for a champagne fountain, but accidentally [[EyeScream popped the cork right on her eye]], causing her to fall on the stack of wine glasses. Also, a {{Jerkass}} banker in "Skyscraped" when she looked through a large window, and a freak gust of wind shatters the window, impaling her with hundreds of sharp glass.
14th Aug '16 5:14:48 AM AFreakyDude
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** "Belly'd Up" is loosely based on the death of Creator/IsadoraDuncan, who was strangled by her own long scarf.
14th Aug '16 5:05:10 AM AFreakyDude
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** In "Drunk Die-er" a serial drunk driver has an accident and was mistakenly declared dead on the scene had paramedics discover that he's an organ, and his organs were harvested from him [[AndIMustScream while he was still alive]].

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** In "Drunk Die-er" a serial drunk driver has an accident and was mistakenly declared dead on the scene had paramedics discover that he's an organ, organ donor, and his organs were harvested from him [[AndIMustScream while he was still alive]].
14th Aug '16 5:04:06 AM AFreakyDude
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** In "Drunk Die-er" a serial drunk driver has an accident and was mistakenly declared dead on the scene had paramedics discover that he's an organ, and his organs were harvested from him [[AndIMustScream while he was still alive]].


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** "Mexi-Can't": A man tries to break his friend (who was arrested for hitting on the mayor's 13-year-old daughter) out of jail in a small Mexican town by using his car to rip the window bars out. He hooks a steel cable from his bumper to the bars and drives forward, but the cable snaps and decapitates him.
14th Aug '16 4:51:37 AM AFreakyDude
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** ''Dead Fixe'' is based on the death of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherwood_Anderson Sherwood Anderson]], who got peritonitis after accidentally swallowing a plastic toothpick.
13th Aug '16 6:25:57 AM N8han11
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13th Aug '16 6:25:30 AM N8han11
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*** The trend of killing off innocent victims finally leveled off by the fourth season, when pretty much everyone who died was given some negative quality to make the death justifiable. Nonetheless, opinions vary on some of these.



*** It also bears mentioning that the real-life example this one is based on actually worked. The reason the guy in question (I believe he was an Asian businessman) took a concrete facelift was not that the window shattered, but that the window popped out of its frame completely intact (due to wearing away of the material holding it into the frame). Unlucky, eh?
22nd Jul '16 2:18:44 PM BigBertha
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-->'''Conrad''': I'd do Ozzy, [[LogicBomb but not, like, in a gay way.]] You know, it's just like...\\

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-->'''Conrad''': I'd do Ozzy, Music/{{Ozzy|Osbourne}}, [[LogicBomb but not, like, in a gay way.]] You know, it's just like...\\



** Two teenage guys hear about rock legend Ozzy Osborne snorting ants. So they try to do the same thing with fire ants. Two things these guys didn't learn: One is that Ozzy was obviously smart enough not to snort ''fire ants'', and two is that just because you idolize a rock legend doesn't mean it's a good idea to emulate him.

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** Two teenage guys hear about rock legend Ozzy Osborne Music/OzzyOsbourne snorting ants. So they try to do the same thing with fire ants. Two things these guys didn't learn: One is that Ozzy was obviously smart enough not to snort ''fire ants'', and two is that just because you idolize a rock legend doesn't mean it's a good idea to emulate him.
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