History Series / OneThousandWaysToDie

6th Nov '17 3:06:27 AM Crackalacking
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** Even if your neighbor IS super-hot, don't swing a chainsaw around, ESPECIALLY if it's on.

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** Even if your neighbor IS super-hot, don't swing a chainsaw around, around to try and impress her, ESPECIALLY if it's on.
5th Nov '17 11:30:07 AM draph91
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** In a [[RussianReversal What Does He See In Her]] case in "Bitch Zapped". Ron the husband of an abusive wife named Marcie, is forced to mow the lawn and generally be her errand boy. When Marcie gets frustrated because Ron is not mowing the lawn "properly," she decides to show him "how to mow the lawn," by [[IdiotBall not paying attention where she's going and runs over]] [[HighVoltageDeath the cord Ron's [[[=ARC=] welder, sending 200 amps into her body, causing death by electrocution]].

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** In a [[RussianReversal What Does He See In Her]] case in "Bitch Zapped". Ron the husband of an abusive wife named Marcie, is forced to mow the lawn and generally be her errand boy. When Marcie gets frustrated because Ron is not mowing the lawn "properly," she decides to show him "how to mow the lawn," by [[IdiotBall not paying attention where she's going and runs over]] [[HighVoltageDeath the cord of Ron's [[[=ARC=] [=ARC=] welder, sending 200 amps into her body, causing death by electrocution]].



** Bill and his wife, Billie in "Kill Bill & Billie". The segment starts off as yelling about how they hate each other. Bill calls a hitman against Billie, if she's seeing another man, then kill them both. [[Hypocrite However, he's not faithful himself, as he calls three hookers per week]], and this week, he calls a fourth hooker, who turns out to be Billie. As they start yelling like at the beginning, the hitman comes and kills them both before they can even notice.

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** Bill and his wife, Billie in "Kill Bill & Billie". The segment starts off as yelling about how they hate each other. Bill calls a hitman against Billie, if she's seeing another man, then kill them both. [[Hypocrite However, However [[TheHypocrite he's not faithful himself, as he calls three hookers per week]], and this week, he calls a fourth hooker, who turns out to be Billie. As they start yelling like at the beginning, the hitman comes and kills them both before they can even notice.
4th Nov '17 4:22:22 PM infernape612
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* CheatersNeverProsper: An amateur motocross racer, vindictive after having lost to her rival, tries to sabotage her by sticking a bolt into her bike's chain. It works all to well: the chain snaps off, only to hit the cheater in the neck and slice her throat.

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* CheatersNeverProsper: An amateur motocross racer, vindictive after having lost to her rival, tries to sabotage her by sticking a bolt into her bike's chain. It works all to too well: the chain snaps off, only to hit the cheater in the neck and slice her throat.
3rd Nov '17 7:33:23 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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** "Fang Banged": A redneck decides to give his brother a scare by playfully shooting at him. The brother gets killed, but not by a gunshot. When he hit the deck, he landed on a rattlesnake, which bit him in the chest.

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** "Fang Banged": A redneck decides to give his brother a scare by playfully shooting at him. The brother gets killed, but not by a gunshot.gunshot wound. When he hit the deck, he landed on a rattlesnake, which bit him in the chest.


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* SoreLoser: In "Ten-Ass, Anyone?", a short-tempered tennis player loses a match. He gets angrier than ever before, and tries to kill the ref with a broken racket.
3rd Nov '17 7:30:58 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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** "Fang Banged": A redneck decides to give his brother a scare by playfully shooting at him. The brother gets killed, but not by a gunshot. When he hit the deck, he landed on a rattlesnake, which bit him in the chest.
18th Oct '17 9:44:11 PM Ryan37352
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** In the "Mastur-Bitten" segment, Palmer, a pervert and a scam artist posing as a health inspector, masturbates into a motel's sheets, planting false evidence to get a free room, saying "Ta-ta," to her as she leaves. Later that night, it's shown the motel could've used a real health inspector, as the room is infested with Arizona bark scorpions, which sting Palmer to death. The narrator ends his end-of-segment quote by bidding "Ta-ta," to the pervert.
--->'''Narrator:''' "Palmer was a disgusting pervert who squeezed himself...and then motel owners. After a tiring day of self abuse, he had a nice sleep...and then a bite. Ta-ta, freak!"



** The car driver in "Sumowed". Yes, the victim was a jerk and the driver was going too fast to stop. However, the car driver did drive away making them guilty of hit and run.

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** The car driver in "Sumowed". Yes, the victim was a jerk and the driver was going too fast to stop. However, the car driver did drive away away, making them guilty of hit and run.
14th Oct '17 2:20:47 PM FenrirAngerboda
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* MisplacedWildlife: The story of the Russian soldier who tried to screw a raccoon. Either the raccoon or the story must have been transplanted, as such animals aren't native to Russia.
13th Oct '17 11:28:59 PM Vir
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** "Death of Sum Young Guy": A [[FatBastard gluttony man]] makes his rounds at several Chinese buffet-style restaurants. During one of his trips, he nearly chokes to death while eating, but one of the servers saves him with the Heimlich maneuver. The man ended up dying from all the MSG he consumed which wreaked havoc on his heart (even though most Chinese restaurants nowadays don't put MSG in the food, as they are aware that some people have adverse reactions to it).

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** "Death of Sum Young Guy": A [[FatBastard gluttony gluttonous man]] makes his rounds at several Chinese buffet-style restaurants. During one of his trips, he nearly chokes to death while eating, but one of the servers saves him with the Heimlich maneuver. The man ended up dying from all the MSG he consumed which wreaked havoc on his heart (even though most Chinese restaurants nowadays don't put MSG in the food, as they are aware that some people have adverse reactions to it).
13th Oct '17 1:15:00 PM Shadoboy
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** "Dog Dead Afternoon", a dogfighter named Vick tries to steal a pitbull named Michael, only to have a security guard show up during the job. So he tries to wait the guy out, instead of just leaving when the guard falls asleep. The guard comes over to close the door to the dog pen and sees Vick. The guard falls in front of the cage door and then Michael wakes up, mauling Vick to death.

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** "Dog Dead Afternoon", a dogfighter named Vick tries to steal a pitbull named Michael, Michael after using a tranquilizer gun on it, only to have a security guard show up during the job. So he tries to wait the guy out, instead of just leaving when the guard falls asleep. The guard comes over to close the door to the dog pen and sees Vick. Vick, who shoots a dart at him. The guard falls asleep in front of the cage door and then Michael wakes up, mauling Vick to death.
13th Oct '17 12:52:20 PM Shadoboy
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* BigBeautifulWoman: There's a contest of these, but unfortunately, a drunken heckler enters and makes fun of the contestants. He ends up dying when they fall on him.


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** The Inner Beauty Contest in "Big Boned" is a beauty contest for these kinds of girls. When they get sick of the drunken heckler yelling things at them, they all stand on the same part of the catwalk and their combined weight makes it break. They end up falling on top of the heckler and killing him.
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