History SelfDemonstrating / TheJoker

19th Nov '17 11:45:49 PM LordGoatKing
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** And, as noted elsewhere on this page, I met Comicbook/CaptainAmerica and teamed-up with the ComicBook/RedSkull until I found out Skully was [[ThoseWackyNazis a wacky Nazi]]. (They say that's off in its [[{{Elseworld}} own little world]]. Isn't everything?) I also survived a couple of encounters with ComicBook/ThePunisher, [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse got fused with]] [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} the furball called Sabretooth]], and even met {{Spide|rMan}}y twice. Sadly, the second time, during ''Marvel vs DC'', it wasn't Petey, but [[ComicBook/ScarletSpider his clone, Benny]].

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** And, as noted elsewhere on this page, I met Comicbook/CaptainAmerica and teamed-up with the ComicBook/RedSkull until I found out Skully was [[ThoseWackyNazis a wacky Nazi]]. (They say that's off in its [[{{Elseworld}} own little world]]. Isn't everything?) I also survived a couple of encounters with some jerk called ComicBook/ThePunisher, [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse got fused with]] [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} the furball called Sabretooth]], and even met {{Spide|rMan}}y twice. Sadly, the second time, during ''Marvel vs DC'', it wasn't Petey, but [[ComicBook/ScarletSpider his clone, Benny]].



* OhCrap: There was that one time I ran into [[ComicBook/ThePunisher someone]] with even less of a sense of humor than the Bat.

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* OhCrap: There was that one time I ran into [[ComicBook/ThePunisher someone]] a skull wearing nut]] with even less of a sense of humor than the Bat.
12th Nov '17 10:15:18 PM AgentSkyblueM7
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** KickTheMoralityPet: ''Although''... I am gettin' sick of [[PottyFailure all the hyena crap]] around the lair... and she ''has'' foiled [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption more than a few schemes]] [[UnwantedAssistance through]] [[SpannerInTheWorks sheer incompetence...]] and [[UnusualEuphemism Jiminy Christmas,]] [[MostAnnoyingSound that insufferable voice of hers!]] No doubt about it, it's time for [[YouHaveFailedMe a little corporate restructuring!]] [[DisneyVillainDeath So long, Harl ol' girl!]] [[MythologyGag Say "hi" to Bob for me!]] HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHOOHOO''HA''! [[spoiler:''[[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther *sniff*]]'']]

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** KickTheMoralityPet: ''Although''... I am gettin' sick of [[PottyFailure all the hyena crap]] around the lair... and she ''has'' foiled [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption more than a few schemes]] [[UnwantedAssistance through]] [[SpannerInTheWorks sheer incompetence...]] and [[UnusualEuphemism Jiminy Christmas,]] [[MostAnnoyingSound that insufferable voice of hers!]] No doubt about it, it's time for [[YouHaveFailedMe a little corporate restructuring!]] [[DisneyVillainDeath So long, Harl ol' girl!]] [[MythologyGag Say "hi" to Bob for me!]] HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHOOHOO''HA''! [[spoiler:''[[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther *sniff*]]'']]*sniff*]]'' [[BlatantLies ...Well, that was fun!]] [[MoodWhiplash Who's for Chinese?]]]]
10th Nov '17 8:09:56 AM ImSpidey2
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* ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder''

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* ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder''''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder'' (though I ''[[PerpetualFrowner really]]'' wasn't too happy with that one)
28th Oct '17 6:49:26 AM MinisterOfSinister
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** As it turned out, [[WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood someone started calling himself the Red Hood]]. At first, all I had to say about that is that [[PretenderDiss he had horrible taste (in dress sense)]]. When I wore that number it was [[SharpDressedMan classy]], more [[BadassInANiceSuit flashy maître d']] than [[HellBentForLeather motorcycle fetish]]. Oh, these ''kids'' today. And ''then'' the new guy turned out to be Jason Todd! (You know him, he's the Bat-punk [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily I killed that one time.) And he got into a big fight with Bats over whether it was right to kill me after working me over with a crowbar for a while. ([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh, that was a pretty good one.]]) It was nice to see our old friend all grown up and gone homicidal! [[NoSenseOfHumor Was still a grump, though.]] *Sigh*

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** As it turned out, [[WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood someone started calling himself the Red Hood]]. At first, all I had to say about that is that [[PretenderDiss he had horrible taste (in dress sense)]]. When I wore that number it was [[SharpDressedMan classy]], more [[BadassInANiceSuit flashy maître d']] than [[HellBentForLeather motorcycle fetish]]. Oh, these ''kids'' today. And ''then'' the new guy turned out to be Jason Todd! (You know him, he's the Bat-punk [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily I killed that one time.time]].) And he got into a big fight with Bats over whether it was right to kill me after working me over with a crowbar for a while. ([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh, that was a pretty good one.]]) It was nice to see our old friend all grown up and gone homicidal! [[NoSenseOfHumor Was still a grump, though.]] *Sigh*
27th Oct '17 12:10:30 PM Rissis
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26th Oct '17 6:38:22 AM MinisterOfSinister
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* DespairEventHorizon: You ever have a bad day? I mean... a ''really bad day?!''. Ha. Aha. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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* DespairEventHorizon: You ever have a bad day? I mean... a ''really bad day?!''. day?!'' Ha. Aha. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!



* DontExplainTheJoke: If you have to explain a joke, [[BerserkButton there is no joke!]] I can't even tell you how many times I've had to explain that to dear Harley....

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* DontExplainTheJoke: I ''hate'' it when people do this! If you have to explain a joke, [[BerserkButton there is IS no joke!]] I can't even tell you how many times I've had to explain that to dear Harley....



* ForeverWar: [[Film/TheDarkKnight Bats and I are destined to do this forever.]] ''He'' won't kill ''me'' because of [[ThouShaltNotKill some misplaced sense of self-righteousness]], and ''I'' won't kill ''him'' because he's just too '''[[RuleOfFun fun!]]''' HAHAHAHAHA!



** As it turned out, [[WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood someone started calling himself the Red Hood]]. At first, all I had to say about that is that [[PretenderDiss he had horrible taste (in dress sense)]]. When I wore that number it was [[SharpDressedMan classy]], more [[BadassInANiceSuit flashy maître d']] than [[HellBentForLeather motorcycle fetish]]. Oh, these ''kids'' today. And ''then'' the new guy turned out to be Jason Todd! (You know him, he's the Bat-punk [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily I killed that one time.) And he got into a big fight with Bats over whether it was right to kill me after working me over with a crowbar for a while. ([[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh, that was a pretty good one.]]) It was nice to see our old friend all grown up and gone homicidal! [[NoSenseOfHumor Was still a grump, though.]] *Sigh*



** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries This guy]] started it all, with his very own "hench wench" Harley Quinn. Well, she was so fun I just had to get one of my own.

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** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries This guy]] started it all, with his very own "hench wench" Harley Quinn. Well, she was so fun [[CanonImmigrant I just had to get one of my own.own]].


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* ToughActToFollow:[[invoked]] You remember that time when [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs ol' Supes gave me]] [[ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs a death by FATALITY]]? Well, I was happy with it for a number of reasons. First of all, I had just succeeded in a) tricking Big Blue into killing his wife and brat, b) nuking Metropolis via a trigger I wired to the heart of dear Lois that went off when she died, getting all the boy scout's other friends killed in the process and c) pretty much shattered his faith in humanity as a worthy-of-self-governing species. I didn't know, and still don't, ''how'' I was going to top that, so it was just as well he killed me when he did. Besides, [[MyDeathIsOnlyTheBeginning look what happened next because of me!]] [[TheCorrupter I made Superman go off the deep end!]] [[WeUsedToBeFriends I made him and Batsy hate each other!]] [[BreakingTheFellowship I split their little League down the middle!]] [[FromBadToWorse And even more!]] And on top of all that, he proved what I've always told you: One. Bad. Day. It's just like what [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 that crazy old coot in outer space]] said: Death is nothing compared to vindication!
17th Oct '17 8:57:26 PM Rissis
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* AgentPeacock: I'm lean and mean, like my lipstick, love showing my emotions, and kill tons of people wherever I go.

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* AgentPeacock: I'm lean and mean, like my lipstick, love showing my emotions, and kill tons I've killed thousands of people wherever I go.with every new scheme.
17th Oct '17 8:54:53 PM Rissis
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* AgentPeacock: I'm lean and mean, like my lipstick, love showing my emotions, and killer.

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* AgentPeacock: I'm lean and mean, like my lipstick, love showing my emotions, and killer.kill tons of people wherever I go.
17th Oct '17 8:49:39 PM Rissis
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But no, you don't care about any of that, do you? I bet you came to this page because you were so impressed by that [[Film/TheDarkKnight pencil trick]], or [[WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs my apocryphal shenanigans afterwards]]. No? [[WesternAnimation/TheBatman The dreadlocked barefoot monkey-man with that sexy, sexy laugh]], then? [[Series/{{Batman}} Perhaps you remember the days when I faced off with]] Creator/AdamWest - who it looks like I [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} rubbed]] [[AdamWesting off on]]? The [[Franchise/{{DCAU}} pointy-chinned me]] who's [[Creator/MarkHamill still]] fighting the {{Dark|IsNotEvil}} [[LightIsNotGood Side]]? The [[Creator/CameronMonaghan young, handsome]] version of me with the [[EvilRedhead fiery red hair]], currently running amok in Series/{{Gotham}}? The [[Film/{{Batman}} meaty ol' me]] played by Creator/JackNicholson? The [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 tattooed fella]], coming to your nightmares via [[Music/ThirtySecondsToMars a quick stop by ol' Jon'zzy's pad]]? The [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]]-esque [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold me]], sounding a lot like [[JustForFun/CandleJack that jolly good sport who even I'm not crazy enough to address]]? Or was it [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins God's gift to Gotham, the world, and that Grinchy old bat]] (delivered [[AnAsskickingChristmas on Christmas Eve!]], even!)? Kept on giving, too, when, [[spoiler:instead of killing the second bird-brain, I tortured him into joining the dark side (just like I did with little Timmy in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Batman Beyond|ReturnOfTheJoker}}'' continuity), [[DeathFakedForYou faking his own death]], and becoming an [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Arkham Knight]]]], [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum years before taking over Arkham Asylum and turning into a twenty-foot tall muscleman]]! (Although [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity that one didn't end too well. Object lesson on steroid use, kids!]] [[spoiler: Oh yeah, and [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight I still continue to torture the drug-induced Bat-Jerky to the point of insanity from beyond the grave]]! Still, FUN! Until he managed to [[BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind lock me away forever in the depths of his subconscious.]] NO FAIR, BATSY! (How was I supposed to know that the [[ContrivedCoincidence exact moment]] I took over Batsy's psyche was the moment that Good ol' Doctor Crane was injecting him with enough fear toxin to make ''the entire eastern seaboard'' go bonkers…and thus ''I'' was the one that ended up getting scared, somehow protecting Fatman from psychological harm?)]]

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But no, you don't care about any of that, do you? I bet you came to this page because you were so impressed by that [[Film/TheDarkKnight pencil trick]], or [[WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs my apocryphal shenanigans afterwards]]. No? [[WesternAnimation/TheBatman The dreadlocked barefoot monkey-man with that sexy, sexy laugh]], then? [[Series/{{Batman}} Perhaps you remember the days when I faced off with]] Creator/AdamWest - who it looks like I [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} rubbed]] [[AdamWesting off on]]? The [[Franchise/{{DCAU}} pointy-chinned me]] who's [[Creator/MarkHamill still]] fighting the {{Dark|IsNotEvil}} [[LightIsNotGood Side]]? The [[Creator/CameronMonaghan young, handsome]] version of me with the [[EvilRedhead fiery red hair]], currently running amok in Series/{{Gotham}}? The [[Film/{{Batman}} meaty ol' me]] played by Creator/JackNicholson? The [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 tattooed fella]], coming to your nightmares via [[Music/ThirtySecondsToMars a quick stop by ol' Jon'zzy's pad]]? The [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]]-esque [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold me]], sounding a lot like [[JustForFun/CandleJack that jolly good sport who even I'm not crazy enough to address]]? Or was it [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins God's gift to Gotham, the world, and that Grinchy old bat]] (delivered [[AnAsskickingChristmas on Christmas Eve!]], even!)? Kept on giving, too, when, [[spoiler:instead of killing the second bird-brain, I tortured him into joining the dark side (just like I did with little Timmy in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Batman Beyond|ReturnOfTheJoker}}'' continuity), [[DeathFakedForYou faking his own death]], and becoming an [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Arkham Knight]]]], [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum years before taking over Arkham Asylum and turning into a twenty-foot tall muscleman]]! (Although [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity that one didn't end too well. Object lesson on steroid use, kids!]] [[spoiler: Oh yeah, and [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight I still continue continued to torture the drug-induced Bat-Jerky to the point of insanity from beyond the grave]]! Still, What FUN! Until That is, until he managed to [[BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind lock me away forever in the depths of his subconscious.]] NO FAIR, BATSY! (How was I supposed to know that the [[ContrivedCoincidence exact moment]] I took over Batsy's psyche was the moment that Good ol' Doctor Crane was injecting him with enough fear toxin to make ''the entire eastern seaboard'' go bonkers…and thus ''I'' was the one that ended up getting scared, somehow protecting Fatman from psychological harm?)]]
16th Oct '17 8:45:28 AM igordebraga
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* ArchEnemy: Batsy and me provide the page picture for a reason, ya know!

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* ArchEnemy: Batsy and me provide the page picture for a reason, ya know!know! Even if as [[Westernanimation/TheLegoBatmanMovie our brick selves]], Batsy refused to acknowledge me as his nemesis, [[EvilIsPetty something I did not take well]]!
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