History SelfDemonstrating / TheJoker

22nd Jun '16 11:33:43 PM AgentSkyblueM7
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* SecretIdentityApathy: Yes, I've had the occasional opportunity to unmask Batsy, but why should I ruin his mystique? He's much more enjoyable a challenge as he is as his charmingly mysterioso self. [[spoiler: What's that? BRUCE WAYNE?! Who've thunk that beneath all the beatings and batarangs was Gotham's least interesting citizen, crying for mommy and daddy. [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic]]...[[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]] Alright, to be fair, [[AmbiguousSituation I may or may not know it already]], [[ComicBook/DeathOfTheFamily but I just can't see him or his little rodents as anyone else]]. Because again, where's the fun in that?

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* SecretIdentityApathy: Yes, I've had the occasional opportunity to unmask Batsy, but why should I ruin his mystique? He's much more enjoyable a challenge as he is as his charmingly mysterioso self. [[spoiler: What's that? BRUCE WAYNE?! Who've thunk that beneath all the beatings and batarangs was Gotham's least interesting citizen, crying for mommy and daddy. [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic]]...[[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]] Alright, to be fair, [[AmbiguousSituation I may or may not know it already]], [[ComicBook/DeathOfTheFamily but I just can't see him or his little rodents as anyone else]]. Because Because, again, where's the fun in that?
22nd Jun '16 11:33:23 PM AgentSkyblueM7
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* SecretIdentityApathy: Yes, I've had the occasional opportunity to unmask Batsy, but why should I ruin his mystique? He's much more enjoyable a challenge as he is as his charmingly mysterioso self. [[spoiler: What's that? BRUCE WAYNE?! Who've thunk that beneath all the beatings and batarangs was Gotham's least interesting citizen, crying for mommy and daddy. [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic]]...[[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]]

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* SecretIdentityApathy: Yes, I've had the occasional opportunity to unmask Batsy, but why should I ruin his mystique? He's much more enjoyable a challenge as he is as his charmingly mysterioso self. [[spoiler: What's that? BRUCE WAYNE?! Who've thunk that beneath all the beatings and batarangs was Gotham's least interesting citizen, crying for mommy and daddy. [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic]]...[[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]] Alright, to be fair, [[AmbiguousSituation I may or may not know it already]], [[ComicBook/DeathOfTheFamily but I just can't see him or his little rodents as anyone else]]. Because again, where's the fun in that?
22nd Jun '16 11:10:56 PM AgentSkyblueM7
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** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!]]

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** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!]]CLOWN!]] Do I ''look'' like I have the time or patience to build another one?! Oh, how I still miss him.
20th Jun '16 9:31:29 AM ACW
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Well! [[NoFourthWall Finally got my own page, did I]]? 'bout time! [[Comicbook/TheJoker I]] was created in TheForties, for Pete's sake! I've been around way longer than [[{{Franchise/Superman}} Superham's]] [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} cousin]]! Why'd SHE get her own page first?![[note]]Rhetorical. I know exactly [[MostCommonSuperpower what you're all going to say]].[[/note]] Weelll, it's not ''too'' bad, I guess... at least I can still gloat to SelfDemonstrating/{{Lex|Luthor}}y about getting my own page first... As for [[{{SelfDemonstrating/Sinestro}} that guy with the yellow ring]]...? He only ''wishes'' he was half as scary as me!

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Well! [[NoFourthWall Finally got my own page, did I]]? 'bout time! [[Comicbook/TheJoker I]] I was created in TheForties, for Pete's sake! I've been around way longer than [[{{Franchise/Superman}} Superham's]] [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} cousin]]! Why'd SHE get her own page first?![[note]]Rhetorical. I know exactly [[MostCommonSuperpower what you're all going to say]].[[/note]] Weelll, it's not ''too'' bad, I guess... at least I can still gloat to SelfDemonstrating/{{Lex|Luthor}}y about getting my own page first... As for [[{{SelfDemonstrating/Sinestro}} that guy with the yellow ring]]...? He only ''wishes'' he was half as scary as me!
13th Jun '16 12:41:51 PM Exxolon
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[[caption-width-right:330:"I've been putting smiles on faces[[note]] ''whether they wanted any or not!''[[/note]] since 1940!"[[note]]Also pictured, clockwise from left: The Penguin, Franchise/{{Superman}}, ComicBook/AnimalMan, Robin, ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} (Barbara Gordon), Franchise/WonderWoman, Franchise/{{Batman}}.[[/note]] ]]

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[[caption-width-right:330:"I've been putting smiles on faces[[note]] ''whether they wanted any or not!''[[/note]] since 1940!"[[note]]Also pictured, clockwise from left: [[Characters/BatmanRoguesGalleryPart1 The Penguin, Penguin]], Franchise/{{Superman}}, ComicBook/AnimalMan, Robin, Characters/{{Robin}}, ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} (Barbara Gordon), Franchise/WonderWoman, Franchise/{{Batman}}.[[/note]] ]]
11th Jun '16 1:46:41 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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* DeadlyGas: Joker venom's one hell of an audience killer.
10th Jun '16 5:50:08 PM LadyJaneGrey
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* DrivesLikeCrazy: Vehicular is my 11th favorite form of homicide!

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* DrivesLikeCrazy: Vehicular is my 11th favorite form of homicide! [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle Just ask that sorry excuse for a clown]] [[Franchise/TwistedMetal with the ice cream truck!]]



* EvilerThanThou: [[Franchise/SpiderMan Carnage]]? Puh-leeze! The guy is an uninventive, style-less dunderhead! Like I told him [[http://jokers-circus.livejournal.com/12123.html that one time]] we met, "Any idiot, nothing personal of course, can go out and slaughter a few thousand people, but where's the laughter and tears? The handstands and histronics? In short, my dense and sanguine pal... where's the theater?"

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* EvilerThanThou: EvilerThanThou:
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[[Franchise/SpiderMan Carnage]]? Puh-leeze! The guy is an uninventive, style-less dunderhead! Like I told him [[http://jokers-circus.livejournal.com/12123.html that one time]] we met, "Any idiot, nothing personal of course, can go out and slaughter a few thousand people, but where's the laughter and tears? The handstands and histronics? In short, my dense and sanguine pal... where's the theater?"theater?"
** That [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle sorry excuse for a clown]] [[Franchise/TwistedMetal with the ice cream truck]] had the right idea, but he seriously needed to loosen up. Last I saw, he was smiling more than ever!
9th Jun '16 9:27:01 AM PixelKnight
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* KillSat: In my [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker comeback attempt]], I tried to use one of these wonderful toys to mark New Gotham as Joker territory. Unfortunately, Bat Fake had to ruin the fun.

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* KillSat: In my [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker comeback attempt]], I tried to use one of these wonderful toys to mark New Gotham as Joker territory. Unfortunately, Bat Fake Bat-Fake had to ruin the fun.



* TheLastDance: Doc once told me I had cancer. The incurable sort, ya know. Hoped I'd repent, become TheAtoner, and undergo a standard HeelFaceTurn. What did I ''really'' do? [[CrazyAwesome Blaze past all]] FiveStagesOfGrief [[CrazyAwesome in thirty seconds, destroy the world's most secure prison and poison Earth's atmosphere with a big cloud of the ol' laughing gas]] in [[ComicBook/JokersLastLaugh a massive]] CrisisCrossover. Then it turned out, the doc who made the scan drew the "tumor" on it. Wanted to pull a joke on ''me''. He. Good one. Heeeehah. Hoohoo... HAHAAHOOAH... AAHAHAAAHAHAAA!!

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* TheLastDance: [[TheLastDance The Last Laugh]]: Doc once told me I had cancer. The incurable sort, ya know. Hoped I'd repent, become TheAtoner, and undergo a standard HeelFaceTurn. What did I ''really'' do? [[CrazyAwesome Blaze past all]] FiveStagesOfGrief [[CrazyAwesome in thirty seconds, destroy the world's most secure prison and poison Earth's atmosphere with a big cloud of the ol' laughing gas]] in [[ComicBook/JokersLastLaugh a massive]] CrisisCrossover. Then it turned out, the doc who made the scan drew the "tumor" on it. Wanted to pull a joke on ''me''. He. Good one. Heeeehah. Hoohoo... HAHAAHOOAH... AAHAHAAAHAHAAA!!



* ObfuscatingInsanity: Shut uuuuuup. It's really DependingOnTheWriter.

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* ObfuscatingInsanity: Shut uuuuuup. It's Oh, I'm flattered, but it's really DependingOnTheWriter.



* OmnidisciplinaryScientist: Biology, Physics, Mathematics, Anatomy, and of course good old Engineering, Psychology and Chemistry; all the stuff at boring old school that actually makes life '''fun''' for a prankster like me. The only subjects a genius like me has trouble with is that boring old inter-whatchyouaycallit-net, too much logic. Oh no, I wasn't a teacher's pet, it's quite the other way round actually. As a matter of fact Ms Crabtree over there has been licking water from her dish since I put her "facing your childhood fears" lecture to practice.... on a roller coaster showing the "movies" her daddy made with her back in sweet-16..... [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke I wonder if it will work on Sheriff Gordy.....]]

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* OmnidisciplinaryScientist: Biology, Physics, Mathematics, Anatomy, and of course good old Engineering, Psychology and Chemistry; all the stuff at boring old school that actually makes life '''fun''' for a prankster like me. The only subjects a genius like me has trouble with is that boring old inter-whatchyouaycallit-net, inter-ma-whatchyacallit-net, too much logic. Oh no, I wasn't a teacher's pet, it's quite the other way round actually. As a matter of fact Ms Crabtree over there has been licking water from her dish since I put her "facing your childhood fears" lecture to practice.... on a roller coaster showing the "movies" her daddy made with her back in sweet-16..... [[ComicBook/TheKillingJoke I wonder if it will work on Sheriff Gordy.....]]
8th Jun '16 11:07:36 AM TravisTouchdown
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* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', fighting [[VideoGame/TwistedMetal some John Wayne Gacy fanboy]] who thinks an ice cream truck is gonna be enough to take down ME!

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* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', fighting [[VideoGame/TwistedMetal some John Wayne Gacy fanboy]] who thinks an ice cream truck is gonna be enough to take down ME!
ME! [[spoiler: Okay, so maybe his little toy packed a little kick after all... BUT I STILL GOT 'EM! HAHAHAHAheh... you know, that little number was still purring when the fuzz took me away... maybe I'll drop by the pound on my next vacation from Arkham! Old hothead destroyed my Jokermobile anyway, so...]]
3rd Jun '16 4:21:15 PM ml0085
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* UnexpectedGameplayChange: Batsy may not be [[spoiler: FirstPersonShooter material, but that dosen't mean [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight ''I'' can't indulge from time to time!]]]]

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* UnexpectedGameplayChange: Batsy may not be [[spoiler: FirstPersonShooter material, but that dosen't mean ''[[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight I]]'' [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight ''I'' can't indulge from time to time!]]]]
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