History SelfDemonstrating / TheJoker

25th Aug '16 6:15:56 AM LadyJaneGrey
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* PokeThePoodle: I'm not above [[http://www.superdickery.com/joker-steals-some-kids-report-card-seriously/ stealing a kid's report card]] when I'm feeling down. Just as long as it makes someone ''else'' feel worse.

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* PokeThePoodle: PokeThePoodle:
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I'm not above [[http://www.superdickery.com/joker-steals-some-kids-report-card-seriously/ stealing a kid's report card]] when I'm feeling down. Just as long as it makes someone ''else'' feel worse.



* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: What?! ''Just shoot him?'' The death of Batman must be nothing less than a masterpiece! The triumph of my sheer comic genius over his ridiculous mask and gadgets! [[SubvertedTrope Oh, what the heck!]] I mean, [[TemptingFate it's not like he's gonna wriggle out of...]] [[spoiler:[[PiranhaProblem AAAAAAAAGH!]] [[ThatsGottaHurt Ow, ow, ow, OUCH!]]]]

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* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: What?! What?!
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''Just shoot him?'' The death of Batman must be nothing less than a masterpiece! The triumph of my sheer comic genius over his ridiculous mask and gadgets! [[SubvertedTrope Oh, what the heck!]] I mean, [[TemptingFate it's not like he's gonna wriggle out of...]] [[spoiler:[[PiranhaProblem AAAAAAAAGH!]] [[ThatsGottaHurt Ow, ow, ow, OUCH!]]]]OUCH!]]]]
** Just between you and me, [[Recap /TheNewBatmanAdventuresE21MadLove I did try it once...]] it's not as easy as everyone claims...
23rd Aug '16 7:16:01 PM Shadao
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But no, you don't care about any of that, do you? I bet you came to this page because you were so impressed by that [[Film/TheDarkKnight pencil trick]], or [[WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs my apocryphal shenanigans afterwards]]. No? [[WesternAnimation/TheBatman The dreadlocked barefoot monkey-man with that sexy, sexy laugh]], then? [[Series/{{Batman}} Perhaps you remember the days when I faced off with]] Creator/AdamWest - who it looks like I [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} rubbed]] [[AdamWesting off on]]? The [[Franchise/{{DCAU}} pointy-chinned me]] who's [[Creator/MarkHamill still]] fighting the {{Dark|IsNotEvil}} [[LightIsNotGood Side]]? The [[Film/{{Batman}} meaty ol' me]] played by Creator/JackNicholson? The [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 tattooed fella]], coming to your nightmares via [[Music/ThirtySecondsToMars a quick stop by ol' Jon'zzy's pad]]? The [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]]-esque [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold me]], sounding a lot like [[JustForFun/CandleJack that jolly good sport who even I'm not crazy enough to address]]? Or was it [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins God's gift to Gotham, the world, and that Grinchy old bat]] (delivered [[AnAsskickingChristmas on Christmas Eve!]], even!)? Kept on giving, too, when, [[spoiler:instead of killing the second bird-brain, I tortured him into joining the dark side (just like I did with little Timmy in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Batman Beyond|ReturnOfTheJoker}}'' continuity), [[DeathFakedForYou faking his own death]], and becoming an [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Arkham Knight]]]], [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum years before taking over Arkham Asylum and turning into a twenty-foot tall muscleman]]! (Although [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity that one didn't end too well. Object lesson on steroid use, kids!]] [[spoiler:Oh yeah, and [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight I still continue to torture the drug-induced Bat-Jerky to the point of insanity from beyond the grave]]! Still, FUN! Until he managed to [[BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind lock me away forever in the depths of his subconscious.]] NO FAIR, BATSY! (How was I supposed to know that the [[ContrivedCoincidence exact moment]] I took over Batsy's psyche was the moment that Good ol' Doctor Crane was injecting him with enough fear toxin to make ''the entire eastern seaboard'' go bonkers…and thus ''I'' was the one that ended up getting scared, somehow protecting Fatman from psychological harm?)

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But no, you don't care about any of that, do you? I bet you came to this page because you were so impressed by that [[Film/TheDarkKnight pencil trick]], or [[WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs my apocryphal shenanigans afterwards]]. No? [[WesternAnimation/TheBatman The dreadlocked barefoot monkey-man with that sexy, sexy laugh]], then? [[Series/{{Batman}} Perhaps you remember the days when I faced off with]] Creator/AdamWest - who it looks like I [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} rubbed]] [[AdamWesting off on]]? The [[Franchise/{{DCAU}} pointy-chinned me]] who's [[Creator/MarkHamill still]] fighting the {{Dark|IsNotEvil}} [[LightIsNotGood Side]]? The [[Film/{{Batman}} meaty ol' me]] played by Creator/JackNicholson? The [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 tattooed fella]], coming to your nightmares via [[Music/ThirtySecondsToMars a quick stop by ol' Jon'zzy's pad]]? The [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]]-esque [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold me]], sounding a lot like [[JustForFun/CandleJack that jolly good sport who even I'm not crazy enough to address]]? Or was it [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins God's gift to Gotham, the world, and that Grinchy old bat]] (delivered [[AnAsskickingChristmas on Christmas Eve!]], even!)? Kept on giving, too, when, [[spoiler:instead of killing the second bird-brain, I tortured him into joining the dark side (just like I did with little Timmy in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Batman Beyond|ReturnOfTheJoker}}'' continuity), [[DeathFakedForYou faking his own death]], and becoming an [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Arkham Knight]]]], [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum years before taking over Arkham Asylum and turning into a twenty-foot tall muscleman]]! (Although [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity that one didn't end too well. Object lesson on steroid use, kids!]] [[spoiler:Oh [[spoiler: Oh yeah, and [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight I still continue to torture the drug-induced Bat-Jerky to the point of insanity from beyond the grave]]! Still, FUN! Until he managed to [[BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind lock me away forever in the depths of his subconscious.]] NO FAIR, BATSY! (How was I supposed to know that the [[ContrivedCoincidence exact moment]] I took over Batsy's psyche was the moment that Good ol' Doctor Crane was injecting him with enough fear toxin to make ''the entire eastern seaboard'' go bonkers…and thus ''I'' was the one that ended up getting scared, somehow protecting Fatman from psychological harm?)
harm?)]]
18th Aug '16 5:38:12 PM ml0085
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* ''Series/{{Gotham}}'': ''Maybe''. The show's done a wonderful job of keeping you guessing, eh kiddies? Although if I turn out to be this Jerome boy, that wouldn't be too shabby because he's got such a [[SlasherSmile lovely smile]] already... [[spoiler: Sadly, he was a RedHerring, but he seems to have inspired the one who'll become me...]]

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* ''Series/{{Gotham}}'': ''Maybe''. The show's done a wonderful job of keeping you guessing, eh kiddies? Although if I turn out to be this Jerome boy, that wouldn't be too shabby because he's got such a [[SlasherSmile lovely smile]] already... [[spoiler: Sadly, he was a RedHerring, but RedHerring.... Or was he? Hehehehe... either way, he seems to have inspired the one who'll become me...]]
15th Aug '16 12:03:37 AM Anicomicgeek
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Some of my victims fall into this, as I've killed stand-ins for [[ComicBook/{{Knightfall}} Siskel and Ebert]], as well as [[ComcBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns David Letterman and Dr. Ruth Westheimer]].
14th Aug '16 11:53:01 PM Anicomicgeek
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* CopKiller: Cops aren't exempt from me. Let's see... Scarecrow and I [[ComicBook/{{Knightfall}} took out a SWAT team]] by blowing them up and [[ComicBook/BatmanNoMansLand I blew out Sarah Essen's brains]]. In both ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' and [[spoiler:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'']], part of the reason Jimmy takes over as Commissioner is due to me killing Gil Loeb. One of the alternate realities seen in ''ComicBook/ZeroHour'' was one where I opted to kill Jimmy instead of crippling Barbara. In the my intro in ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'', I use a cop I killed as a puppet.

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* CopKiller: Cops aren't exempt from me. Let's see... Scarecrow and I [[ComicBook/{{Knightfall}} took out a SWAT team]] by blowing them up and [[ComicBook/BatmanNoMansLand I blew out Sarah Essen's brains]]. In both ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' and [[spoiler:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'']], part of the reason Jimmy takes over as Commissioner is due to me killing Gil Loeb. One of the alternate realities seen in ''ComicBook/ZeroHour'' was one where I opted to kill Jimmy instead of crippling Barbara. In the my intro in ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'', I use a cop I killed as a puppet.puppet and in the main story, I presumably killed the cop whose body I talk to in my chapter.
14th Aug '16 11:48:23 PM Anicomicgeek
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* CopKiller: Cops aren't exempt from me. Let's see... Scarecrow and I [[ComicBook/{{Knightfall}} took out a SWAT team]] by blowing them up and [[ComicBook/Batman NoMansLand I blew out Sarah Essen's brains]]. In both ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' and [[spoiler:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'']], part of the reason Jimmy takes over as Commissioner is due to me killing Gil Loeb. One of the alternate realities seen in ''ComicBook/ZeroHour'' was one where I opted to kill Jimmy instead of crippling Barbara. In the my intro in ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'', I use a cop I killed as a puppet.

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* CopKiller: Cops aren't exempt from me. Let's see... Scarecrow and I [[ComicBook/{{Knightfall}} took out a SWAT team]] by blowing them up and [[ComicBook/Batman NoMansLand [[ComicBook/BatmanNoMansLand I blew out Sarah Essen's brains]]. In both ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' and [[spoiler:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'']], part of the reason Jimmy takes over as Commissioner is due to me killing Gil Loeb. One of the alternate realities seen in ''ComicBook/ZeroHour'' was one where I opted to kill Jimmy instead of crippling Barbara. In the my intro in ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'', I use a cop I killed as a puppet.
14th Aug '16 11:47:08 PM Anicomicgeek
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* CopKiller: Cops aren't exempt from me. Let's see... Scarecrow and I [[ComicBook/{{Knightfall}} took out a SWAT team]] by blowing them up and [[ComicBook/Batman NoMansLand I blew out Sarah Essen's brains]]. In both ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' and [[spoiler:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'']], part of the reason Jimmy takes over as Commissioner is due to me killing Gil Loeb. One of the alternate realities seen in ''ComicBook/ZeroHour'' was one where I opted to kill Jimmy instead of crippling Barbara. In the my intro in ''VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'', I use a cop I killed as a puppet.
14th Aug '16 7:10:11 AM TheLeondude
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*** And then this BigBadWannabe called [[WebAnimation/TheAutisticWorldOfTheAutist Imaginee]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMX_twojXFg decided to rip that number off]]! I know you're meant to be the "evilest being imaginable" ([[CardCarryingVillain well, we'll see about that]]) but at least WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN MATERIAL INSTEAD OF STEALING MY JOKES!
6th Aug '16 3:31:31 AM Docyoshi
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** [[WesternAnimation/TheBatman Monkey-Me]], on the other hand, really went overboard. I mean, running around with two [[TheVoiceless mute]] bruisers in clown-puppet get-up called Theatre/PunchAndJudy? Trying to get his own Harley Quinn (out of a radio pop-psychiatrist)? And then there was that wanna-be KidSidekick Prank!

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** [[WesternAnimation/TheBatman Monkey-Me]], on the other hand, really went overboard. I mean, running around with two [[TheVoiceless mute]] bruisers in clown-puppet get-up called Theatre/PunchAndJudy? Theatre/PunchAndJudy?[[note]] Then again Dreadlocks himself says they're goons and so don't count.[[/note]] Trying to get his own Harley Quinn (out of a radio pop-psychiatrist)? And then there was that wanna-be KidSidekick Prank!
5th Aug '16 10:46:58 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* GreaterScopeVillain: I also take this role in ''Series/BirdsOfPrey''. While I only appear in a few crummy flashback sequences in the pilot and I am said to be currently locked away far from New Gotham, I am in a way indirectly responsible for the conflict because I was the one who crippled Barbara and hired someone to kill Helena's mother. There's also the fact that Harley planned to fill in the void I left when I was brought to justice by attempting to become the city's new greatest criminal mastermind.

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* GreaterScopeVillain: I also take this This is my role in ''Series/BirdsOfPrey''. While I only appear in a few crummy flashback sequences in the pilot and I am said to be currently locked away far from New Gotham, I am in a way indirectly responsible for the conflict because I was the one who crippled Barbara and hired someone to kill Helena's mother. There's also the fact that Harley planned to fill in the void I left when I was brought to justice by attempting to become the city's new greatest criminal mastermind.
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