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Well whattaya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? Can't wait to find out. Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Not bad]], but let's see what'll happen next.
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Well whattaya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? Can't wait to find out. Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Not bad]], bad, but let's see what'll happen next.
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* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarnian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them. Having that [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarth big ol' Crisis]] also helped out too.
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* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarnian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them. Having that [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarth [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths big ol' Crisis]] also helped out too.
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* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarnian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them.
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* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarnian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them. Having that [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarth big ol' Crisis]] also helped out too.
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* UnreliableNarrator: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the Franchise/{{Justice League|of America}} and ComicBook/GreenLanternCorps never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
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* UnreliableNarrator: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the Franchise/{{Justice League|of America}} and ComicBook/GreenLanternCorps ComicBook/GreenLantern Corps never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
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* IdentityImpersonator: [[ComicBook/ForeverEvil That]] [[ComicBook/New52 Nancy boy chump]] is claiming that I'm not the Main Man, ''he'' is! What a load of crap.
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* IdentityImpersonator: [[ComicBook/ForeverEvil [[ComicBook/ForeverEvil2013 That]] [[ComicBook/New52 Nancy boy chump]] is claiming that I'm not the Main Man, ''he'' is! What a load of crap.
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off that midget with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NinetiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt. Can he regenerate [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even clobbered said punk in the Comicbook/MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} that midget midget]] with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NinetiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt. Can he regenerate from [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even clobbered said that punk in the Comicbook/MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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* BladeOnARope: Mine's a titanium alloy chain with a guttin' hook. [[ICallItVera I call it "The Garrote"]].
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off that midget with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NinetiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt. Can he regenerate [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even beat faced punk in the Comicbook/MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off that midget with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NinetiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt. Can he regenerate [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even beat faced clobbered said punk in the Comicbook/MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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Well, looks like I'm done here, so I'm off to frag some sort of bounty out there, or maybe around your own place. After all, someone pays me to get the job done...and the Main Man ''always'' delivers!
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Also, it turns out that I kind of have a daughter who was part of the [[ComicBook/TeenTitansRebirth Teen Titans]]. Welp, at least she can help me when I'm [[ComicBook/CrushAndLobo stuck in prison again]].
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''(Best read in the voices of Creator/BradGarrett or Creator/DavidSobolov)''.
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''(Best read in the voices of Creator/BradGarrett Creator/BradGarrett, Creator/DavidSobolov or Creator/DavidSobolov)''.
Creator/JohnDiMaggio'').
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* CantUnHearIt: The only consistency 'bout Main Man's voice is that 'parently Yours trully's one is kinda [[{{Typecasting}} typecasted]]. [[Creator/BradGarrett My first voice]] sounded like [[Wrestling/HulkHogan that blond]] MuscleBeachBum who thought his arms were pythons! In one of my most kid-friendly versions [[Creator/JohnDiMaggio I sounded]] like [[Wrestling/RandySavage that guy who dressed up like ye'r grandma on a luxury cruise]]. Yer's trully wanders what could happen if I sounded like [[Wrestling/JakeRoberts someone more akin to myself...]][[note]]Hey... I'm talkin' to you, [[Creator/WarnerBros Wanker loosers!]][[/note]]
** ...ya' know? Maybe there's another career option for yer's trully... but I've heard [[WrestlingDoesntPay it doesn't pay hefty]].
** ...ya' know? Maybe there's another career option for yer's trully... but I've heard [[WrestlingDoesntPay it doesn't pay hefty]].
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* TheKnightsWhoSaySquee: Would'ya believe one of the greatest Main Man's fanboys was [[Creator/StanLee that geezer who seemed to be everywhere?]] Frag' yeah... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUNUZCu0NWY let's hear it from the man himself!]]
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Villains Never Lie is about telling the truth all the time when discussing a subject, not giving a promise, that's I Gave My Word which is already here.
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* VillainsNeverLie: Call me what ya like, I don't give a frag. But the Main Man never goes back on his word.
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off that midget with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NintiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt. Can he regenerate [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even beat faced punk in the MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off that midget with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NintiesAntiHero NinetiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt. Can he regenerate [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even beat faced punk in the MarvelVersusDC Comicbook/MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck duck]]''. 'Would've made more sense to use good ol' [[{{ComicBook/Deadpool}} Deadpool]], but he wasn't a big name yet. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins]] but I hate space penguins. What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]
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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck duck]]''. 'Would've made more sense to use good ol' [[{{ComicBook/Deadpool}} [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} Deadpool]], but he wasn't a big name yet. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins]] but I hate space penguins. What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]
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Well whattaya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? Can't wait to find out. Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Not bad]], but let's see what'll happen next.
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Well whattaya know, the Main Man is ''finally'' back for that [[ComicBook/DCRebirth Rebirth]] thing! Somehow I'm startin' off as part of [[{{Franchise/Batman}} [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bats']] own take on the Franchise/{{Justice League|OfAmerica}}, but either way, I like where this goin'. Come to think of it, [[{{Retcon}} turns out a bunch of the 52 guys aren't really who they're supposed to be]], whether they'd be [[AlternateSelf from other places]] or [[Franchise/TheFlash someone's cousin]]. Wonder if this'll explain that nancy boy bastich and it'll mean I get to frag him? Can't wait to find out. Okay, so right now he's stuck in a bottle [[TakeThat that the Green Lantern Corps decided not to break open]]. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Not bad]], but let's see what'll happen next.
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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck duck]]''. 'Would've made more sense to use good ol' [[{{SelfDemonstrating/Deadpool}} Deadpool]], but he wasn't a big name yet. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins]] but I hate space penguins. What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]
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Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Except [[ComicBook/AmalgamUniverse that time they merged me with a]] ''[[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck duck]]''. 'Would've made more sense to use good ol' [[{{SelfDemonstrating/Deadpool}} [[{{ComicBook/Deadpool}} Deadpool]], but he wasn't a big name yet. Oh, and I [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking like dolphins]] but I hate space penguins. What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[AmusingInjuries There, here's yer spine back.]]
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off that midget with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NintiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt, can he regenerate [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even beat that punk up in the MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. Truth is[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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* WolverineWannabe: They say I'm the one who ripped-off that midget with the [[WolverineClaws metal claws]], just cuz Imma nitty-gritty NintiesAntiHero with a ridiculous HealingFactor. Well I'll have you know I do a way better job than that squirt, can squirt. Can he regenerate [[FromASingleCell a drop of his own blood]]? Didn't think so! I even beat that faced punk up in the MarvelVersusDC Crossover event where I... somehow lose. Truth is[[note]]I I’ll let you in on a secret[[note]]I was paid to throw the fight![[/note]]
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* AmusingAlien: What, is CaptainObvious doin' this list? Nothin's funnier than The Last Czarnian!
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* AmusingAlien: What, is CaptainObvious doin' this list? Nothin's Nuthin's funnier than The Last Czarnian!
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** "Da Main Man always delivers!" sounds kinda sumpthin' good I can use to improve my bussiness, don't ya' think?
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** "Da Main Man always delivers!" sounds kinda sumpthin' good I can use to improve my bussiness, business, don't ya' think?
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* KavorkaMan: So that [[Characters/WonderWomanTheCharacter Wonder Mamma]] don't wanna play [[CasualKink horizontal tug o' war]] with da Main Man... Who cares? A lotta ladies say diff'rent!!!
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* KavorkaMan: So that [[Characters/WonderWomanTheCharacter Wonder Mamma]] don't wanna play [[CasualKink horizontal tug o' war]] with da Main Man... Who cares? gives a frag? A lotta ladies say diff'rent!!!
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* MoreDakka: Frakkin' A! Ain't ''never'' enuf dakka![[note]]I've heard of this ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' place, sounds like a great vacation spot![[/note]]
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* MoreDakka: Frakkin' Fragg´n A! Ain't ''never'' enuf dakka![[note]]I've heard of this ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' place, sounds like a great vacation spot![[/note]]
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Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.
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Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - -- [[TheUnpronounceable you dweebs can't pronounce it]], but it translates to [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' {{bounty hunter}} the galaxy has to offer - -- ferget the guy in the [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[TheVirus somethin' special]] to show 'em [[KillEmAll how I really felt]]. [[DoomedHometown Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.
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* TestosteronePoisoning: Poisoned?! Call it ''blessed'' wit testosterone! It's those roided out bastiches I parody that are poisoned with it! Whaddaya mean that's not how the trope works?!
* TomatoInTheMirror: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me - me and the Mask. And I didn't figure it out until I fought ''another'' Mask. (Those TimeyWimeyBall things can drive ya nuts...)
* TomatoInTheMirror: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me - me and the Mask. And I didn't figure it out until I fought ''another'' Mask. (Those TimeyWimeyBall things can drive ya nuts...)
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* TestosteronePoisoning: Poisoned?! Poisoned? Call it ''blessed'' wit testosterone! It's those roided out bastiches I parody that are poisoned with it! Whaddaya mean that's not how the trope works?!
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* TomatoInTheMirror: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me- -- me and the Mask. And I didn't figure it out until I fought ''another'' Mask. (Those TimeyWimeyBall things can drive ya nuts...)
* TomatoInTheMirror: You know, you'd think that the Main Man was the first guy someone would think of when they heard that the "ultimate Bastich" who had destroyed a whole solar system, but I was actually the guy who they sent to bring him in. Well, turns out it was me
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* WorthyOpponent:
Supes fought me to a standstill....okay I lost a few times, and made me want to replace him on the League when they thought he was dead! I did a good job! [--I mean, so what if they weren't happy with my style. I took care of Kalibak, dammit!--] [---And I really didn't enjoy Superman telling me to git out. I didn't do it because he intimidated me---] '''HEY''', Lobo is '''too good''' for that pouncy team. Don't count on the Main Man if you don't want my help!
Supes fought me to a standstill....okay I lost a few times, and made me want to replace him on the League when they thought he was dead! I did a good job! [--I mean, so what if they weren't happy with my style. I took care of Kalibak, dammit!--] [---And I really didn't enjoy Superman telling me to git out. I didn't do it because he intimidated me---] '''HEY''', Lobo is '''too good''' for that pouncy team. Don't count on the Main Man if you don't want my help!
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WorthyOpponent: Supes fought me to a standstill....okay I lost a few times, and made me want to replace him on the League when they thought he was dead! I did a good job! [--I mean, so what if they weren't happy with my style. I took care of Kalibak, dammit!--] [---And I really didn't enjoy Superman telling me to git out. I didn't do it because he intimidated me---] '''HEY''', Lobo is '''too good''' for that pouncy team. Don't count on the Main Man if you don't want my help!
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* CharacterAlignment: ...fuzzy, right? Is just like that [[Creator/MarilynMonroe hot mamma of yer's used ta say]]: "If you can't handle my [[ChaoticNeutral best]], YOU SURE AS FRAG DESERVE ME AT MY [[ChaoticEvil WORST!!!]]"
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* CharacterAlignment: ...fuzzy, right? Is just like that [[Creator/MarilynMonroe hot mamma of yer's used ta say]]: "If you can't handle my [[ChaoticNeutral [[WildCard best]], YOU SURE AS FRAG DESERVE ME AT MY [[ChaoticEvil WORST!!!]]"
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* KavorkaMan: So that [[WonderWomanTheCharacter Wonder Mamma]] thinks da Main Man ain't Super amongst men... Who cares? A lotta ladies say diff'rent!!!
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* KavorkaMan: So that [[WonderWomanTheCharacter [[Characters/WonderWomanTheCharacter Wonder Mamma]] thinks don't wanna play [[CasualKink horizontal tug o' war]] with da Main Man ain't Super amongst men...Man... Who cares? A lotta ladies say diff'rent!!!
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* MisanthropeSupreme: Hey... if you happen not to be the twerp who contracted yer's trully and loaded in hyper-cash to pay my fee or a hot classie lady... you're in for a world o' pain, dweeb!
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* OnlyInItForTheMoney: ...is there any other reason to do... ANYTHING? Feetal's Gizz!!! Cigars, booze and babes ain't come cheap, ye' know?
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* PrettyBoy: The New 52 brought in this skinny wuss to try and "update" the Main Man. Rebirth's finally got around to fixin' that. Now pretty boy is stuck in one of Brainiac's piss jars and the Main Man is back to being big, bad, and fragging any bastich I friggin' want!
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* SuperStrength: Superman wasn't knocked over punched by my fists' good looks. Or maybe he was. Who knows?knows? Meh, he got back up.
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* WorthyOpponent: '''NO ONE'''. Okay, so Supes fought me to a standstill a few times, and made me want to replace him on the League when they thought he was dead! I did a good job! [--I mean, so what if they weren't happy with my style. I took care of Kalibak, dammit!--] [---And I really didn't enjoy Superman telling me to git out. I didn't do it because he intimidated me---] '''HEY''', Lobo is '''too good''' for that pouncy team. Don't count on the Main Man if you don't want my help!
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* WorthyOpponent: '''NO ONE'''. Okay, so WorthyOpponent:
Supes fought me to astandstill standstill....okay I lost a few times, and made me want to replace him on the League when they thought he was dead! I did a good job! [--I mean, so what if they weren't happy with my style. I took care of Kalibak, dammit!--] [---And I really didn't enjoy Superman telling me to git out. I didn't do it because he intimidated me---] '''HEY''', Lobo is '''too good''' for that pouncy team. Don't count on the Main Man if you don't want my help!
Supes fought me to a
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** '''[[AwesomeEgo NO FRAG'N WAY!!!]]''' [[spoiler:Are ye' seriously believin' that da Main Man who slew half o' the Gawd's mooks without the advantage of a physical body was put to rest by an angel-demon buff only 'cause he could beat a [[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} gigantic planet-festin' Feetal's Gizz]] and the [[ComicBook/{{Mephisto}} Marvel's version of a sorry bastich I killed once...?]] ThePowersToBe's banning stipulation makes it very clear, [[FridgeBrilliance a soul that can not be collected (...meaning: grabbed upon or restricted) UNDER NO CONDITION]]. I WAS AN ORDENATED PRIEST, I KNOW STUFF!!!]]
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** '''[[AwesomeEgo NO FRAG'N WAY!!!]]''' [[spoiler:Are ye' seriously believin' that da Main Man who slew flayed half o' the Gawd's mooks without the advantage of a physical body was put to rest by an angel-demon buff only 'cause he could beat a [[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} gigantic planet-festin' Feetal's Gizz]] and the [[ComicBook/{{Mephisto}} Marvel's version of a sorry bastich I killed once...?]] ThePowersToBe's banning stipulation makes it very clear, [[FridgeBrilliance a soul that can not be collected (...meaning: grabbed upon or restricted) UNDER NO CONDITION]]. I WAS AN ORDENATED ORDAINED PRIEST, I KNOW STUFF!!!]]
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** '''[[AwesomeEgo NO FRAG'N WAY!!!]]''' [[spoiler:Are ye' seriously believin' that da Main Man who slew half o' the Gawd's mooks without the advantage of a physical body was put to rest by an angel-demon buff only 'cause he could beat a [[ComicBook/{{Galactus}} gigantic planet-festin' Feetal's Gizz]] and the [[ComicBook/{{Mephisto}} Marvel's version of a sorry bastich I killed once...?]] ThePowersToBe's banning stipulation makes it very clear, [[FridgeBrilliance a soul that can not be collected (...meaning: grabbed upon or restricted) UNDER NO CONDITION]]. I WAS AN ORDENATED PRIEST, I KNOW STUFF!!!]]
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** ...and that time yer's trully got paid to get [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uKE3kwfOg a soul-suckin' book that turned dweebs into satanic zombies]]... Hey, these are things you can excpect when da Main Man's around! Don't ya'?
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** ...and that time yer's trully yers truly got paid to get [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uKE3kwfOg a soul-suckin' book that turned dweebs into satanic zombies]]... Hey, these are things you can excpect expect when da Main Man's around! Don't ya'?
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* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them.
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* CanonDiscontinuity: Some fanboy dweebs might have noticed that I ain't exactly myself in my early appearances. In fact, I ain't even Czarian; Czarnian; in ''Omega Men'' I'm a Velorpian whose species got fragged by the Psions. Nobody ever talks about that though... if they know what's good for them.
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* ClusterFBomb: They don't call it [[{{pun}} frag grenade]] fer nuthin', ya know!
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* ClusterFBomb: They don't call it [[{{pun}} frag grenade]] fer nuthin', ya know!know! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWDDDUjbL4 Check it.]]
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* GeniusBruiser: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade virus and hack the JL's satellite!
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* GeniusBruiser: Not only can I rip a spine spines right out of a body, I can make a homemade virus and outta bodies while brewing up viruses to hack the JL's satellite!satellites!
