History SelfDemonstrating / Boomstick

* CatchPhrase: [[LargeHam "IT'S TIME FOR A]] [[TitleDrop DEATH BATTLE!"]]

* OverprotectiveDad: In the Tatsumaki preview episode, I said I have to go home to shoot the guy bringing my daughter home from a date. When Wiz questions what I'll do if the guy is on time, I replied that I'm still shooting the guy on principle.

Oh hey! I see SelfDemonstrating/{{DUMMI}} has his own page here. I'm going to blow him up right now![[note]]DUMMI: Oh boy. Here we go again. [[SarcasmMode I look forward to it.]][[/note]]

* AGodAmI: Hey if I could lie as well as [[Manga/DragonBall Mr Satan]], I'd make people think I was king of the world too, or even God.

* AmazonChaser: I spent most of Yang's analysis gushing over her Ember Celica and when [[spoiler:Tifa]] lost I talk about losing a potential wife, I called [[Manga/FairyTail Erza]] ''Damn near perfect'' and decided that [[VideoGame/TombRaider Lara Croft]] will be my next ex-wife.

* AllMenArePerverts: If there's a hot woman as one or both combatants on the show, you can count on me to point this out! The only exceptions include; my ex-wife, Rebecca Black, Princesses [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Zelda]] and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Peach]], [[VideoGame/{{Blazblue}} Taokaka]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TophBeifong Toph]], [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Yang]] (I was more busy admiring her weapons instead), [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Agent Carolina]],[[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Renamon]], [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle]], [[Manga/ElfenLied Lucy]], [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Weiss]], [[VideoGame/Persona3 Mitsuru]] (Me and Wiz were more interested in her fur coat), [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Akane]],[[WebComic/OnePunchMan Tatsumaki]] and [[ComicBook/BlackCanary Black Canary]].

* DisappearedDad: My dad eventually left me and Mama Boomstick for no good reason. I'm not exactly happy about this. [[SuddenlyShouting SCREW YOU, DAD! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!]] If he really left to join the army, maybe daddy's [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Sarge]], even if he lives hundreds of years in the future?

* PungeonMaster: I usually say least one pun in every episode [[UpToEleven with the Toph vs Garra match going to town]], usually at the very end. [[EveryoneHasStandards Doesn't mean I'll like what I say though.]]

* ArchEnemy: Let's just say I really enjoyed how ''Justin Beiber VS Rebecca Black'' ended, but seriously, I hate pop stars more than my ex-wife, and that's saying a lot.

* DisappearedDad: My dad eventually left me and Mama Boomstick for no good reason. I'm not exactly happy about this. [[SuddenlyShouting SCREW YOU, DAD! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!]]

* BondOneLiner: I usually cap off episodes with one after the fight.

* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: I don't like characters who rely on ThePowerOfFriendship, cause I see that kind of thing as [[TastesLikeDiabetes too sweet]] for a guy like me. I prefer characters who are TheSocialDarwinist like [[Manga/AkameGaKill Esdeath]].

* BigNo: I said this when both [[spoiler:Charizard and Vader]] lose their fights.
* BiggusDickus: I call mine my "gigantism". Wiz's mom knows about it and was grossed out by it. Same with Wiz ''hearing'' about it.

On March 16th, 2016 at the end of ''Dante VS Bayonetta'' I revealed that I would be hosting my own spin-off show called DBX where I don't bother with research and just make them fight, but on July 14th, 2019 I gave the job of host to this guy who goes by the name of Ringmaster but I still have my work on Death Battle to do.

* BadassMustache: As you can see in the image above I have an awesome one on my face. Comes with being a redneck.

* CoolBike: I once owned a motorcycle, and tried to set it on fire like Ghost Rider's Hell Cycle. When Wiz shows his surprise that I owned a bike, I make it clear that [[RealityEnsues the bike didn't survive that experiment]].

* NoodleIncident: At the end of [[SelfDemonstrating/IncredibleHulk Hulk's]] second preview for his fight with [[Anime/DragonBallSuperBroly Broly]], I revealed that I drank a bunch of Speed-Force sodas, I'm not gonna go into too much detail but by the end of it I became officially classified as a natural disaster, meaning Wiz is now legally responsible for anything I do, I milked this by [[KickTheDog committing some petty crimes because Wiz was too happy lately]].

* AllMenArePerverts: If there's a hot woman as one or both combatants on the show, you can count on me to point this out! The only exceptions include; my ex-wife, Rebecca Black, Princesses [[Franchise/LegendOfZelda Zelda]] and [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Peach]], [[VideoGame/{{Blazblue}} Taokaka]], [[SelfDemonstrating/TophBeifong Toph]], [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Yang]] (I was more busy admiring her weapons instead), [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Agent Carolina]],[[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Renamon]], [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle]], [[Manga/ElfenLied Lucy]], [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Weiss]], [[VideoGame/Persona3 Mitsuru]] (Me and Wiz were more interested in her fur coat), [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Akane]],[[WebComic/OnePunchMan Tatsumaki]] and [[ComicBook/BlackCanary Black Canary]].

* YouRemindMeOfX: [[VideoGame/MortalKombat Goro]] kinda reminds me of the guy my ex-wife left me for at the wedding reception. Yes, because he's buff, but mainly the four arms.

Names Boomstick you may know me as one of the co-hosts from a certain awesome internet show called WebAnimation/DeathBattle, so i'll just get to the point.