History SelfDemonstrating / BeavisAndButthead

** Uh, don't forget when you caused TheFoodPoisoningIncident and got fourteen people sent to the "hostipal" because you were, uh..."handling your meat" while you were cooking, huh huh.

** I almost scored with that space chick, but then this guy who looked like me but with a head where his hair should be took her away. But, y'know, it turns out he is me from some other world, and he ''did'' scroe with her while Butt-head only got to watch, so uh, heh heh, I think that means ''I'' scored.

* CatchPhrase: Me and Beavis have a lot of these, because we're so cool. That Creator/MikeJudge dude didn't get how "This sucks" could be one of these, but that's just because he's not very cool.

->OOOOOOW! OW! OW!

** No, Butt-Head, that sucked! The coolest thing we did was when we tried to become werewolves so we could get chicks like that [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Edward Cullen dude]], heh heh. And it worked, because we met a couple of chicks who drove us to the hospital. ''Boii-yoiiinnnggg...''

** Uh, I don't get it. What's so funny about a number?
** Huh huh huh, don't worry, Beavis, I'm sure you'll find out someday, when you're older. Huh huh huh huh.

* BatheHerAndBringHerToMe: Uh huh huh huh. That phrase is cool. If I ever, like, gets some dudes who get me a chick, I'm totally going to say that, huh huh huh. (''speaking in a VampireVords accent'') Bathe her and bring her to me!

** Yeah. And so, like, we started drinking it too. And we drank and we drank and we drank, and we became more and more ready to score, heh heh. But then we just fell asleep! And when we woke up, we were in a hospital! We ended up not scoring at all! And no one else did either! It, like, wasn't fair! And nobody appreciated what we did for them anyway! It sucked!

** Uh, but there was that one time where a bunch of bears broke into our house and stole out nachos, heh heh. That sucked. And when we tried to set a trap to catch them, we, like, got stuck in it with them. That sucked even more!

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Beavis likes to spank his monkey, huh huh.
** Shut up, Butt-head! I'll kick your ass! Besides, you do it too!

** Y'know, heh. If there's one thing that like, ''really'' pisses me off, it's [[UngratefulBastard complaining about]] having ''too much'' sex! Yeah! Heh heh heh. I mean some of us, y'know like me, don't have ''any'' sex! Ever! I don't know what number multiple is, but it's better than zero! Y'know there's... [[AppealToWorse Problems starving kids in poor countries]], [[BaitAndSwitch and they probably get to score]], but ''I'' don't! Heh heh.

** Y'know, heh. If there's one thing that like, ''really'' pisses me off, it's [[UngratefulBastard complaining about]] having ''too much'' sex! Yeah! Heh heh heh. I mean some of us, y'know like me, don't have ''any'' sex! Ever! I don't know what number multiple is, but it's better than zero! Y'know there's... starving kids in poor countries, [[and they probably get to score]], but ''I'' don't! Heh heh.

** Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.

* BareYourMidriff: Dammit, Beavis, pull your shirt down! Nobody wants to see your belly button. Huh huh huh huh.

* BuxomBeautyStandard: Uh huh huh huh huh. You got that right, baby. Chicks with big thingies rule! The bigger, the better I always say, huh huh huh huh.

* BuxomIsBetter: Uh huh huh huh huh. You got that right, baby. Chicks with big thingies rule! The bigger, the better I always say, huh huh huh huh.

(''Beavis and Butt-Head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up by Creator/MikeJudge, whose voice you should be hearing right now. Beavis and Butt-Head are not role models. They are dumb, crude, thoughtless, ugly, sexist, self-destructive fools, but for some reason, the little weinerheads make us laugh. Some of the tropes you see below would cause a real person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, and possibly banned by the admins. To put it another way: DontTryThisAtHome.'')