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* CurseCutShort: Sister Chesterton stops herself from swearing in front of Matron:
-->'''Matron:''' Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
-->'''Matron:''' Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
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* LastSecondWordSwap: Sister Chesterton stops herself from swearing in front of Matron:
-->'''Matron:''' Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
-->'''Matron:''' Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
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-->-- '''Nurse Millicent Bullivant''' announcing to Harry Drummond that she won't let Mercy Street Hospital be closed without a fight.
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-->-- '''Nurse '''Matron Millicent Bullivant''' announcing to Harry Drummond that she won't let Mercy Street Hospital be closed without a fight.
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''Carry On Again Nurse'' was an unproduced script intending to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the ''Film/CarryOn'' films. ''Again Nurse'' was written in 1988 by the series' original scriptwriter Norman Hudis, but the film was never produced due to a combination of budget issues and the deaths of Creator/KennethWilliams and Creator/CharlesHawtrey that same year. The full script can be found in the book ''The Lost Carry Ons'' and [[HypotheticalCasting it was hoped to star]] Creator/KennethWilliams, Creator/JoanSims, Creator/CharlesHawtrey, and Creator/KennethConnor.
''Again Nurse'' is set in Mercy Street Hospital, which in some shocking news learnt by larcenous porter Harry Drummond (Connor) is threatened with closure. Despite this news, the staff all have their own issues to attend to - head surgeon Sir Roderick Haddon (Williams) goes about business as usual dealing with the patients; Matron Millicent Bullivant (Sims) is convinced that there is an NHS mole in the hospital and drives her staff (most notably the experienced Sister H. Chesterton and clumsy Student Nurse Patsy Furness) barmy trying to make them happy; Nurse Margot Walton and Dr. Charles Murray both pine for each other, but don't know how to make the first move; Dr. Jim Vernon tries to force Dr. Randy Firkin to make a move on Matron to get her to relax more; and Harry and fellow porter Ted Marley have to scramble to try and replace all the hospital goods they've nicked.
''Again Nurse'' is set in Mercy Street Hospital, which in some shocking news learnt by larcenous porter Harry Drummond (Connor) is threatened with closure. Despite this news, the staff all have their own issues to attend to - head surgeon Sir Roderick Haddon (Williams) goes about business as usual dealing with the patients; Matron Millicent Bullivant (Sims) is convinced that there is an NHS mole in the hospital and drives her staff (most notably the experienced Sister H. Chesterton and clumsy Student Nurse Patsy Furness) barmy trying to make them happy; Nurse Margot Walton and Dr. Charles Murray both pine for each other, but don't know how to make the first move; Dr. Jim Vernon tries to force Dr. Randy Firkin to make a move on Matron to get her to relax more; and Harry and fellow porter Ted Marley have to scramble to try and replace all the hospital goods they've nicked.
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''Carry On Again Nurse'' was an unproduced script intending to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the ''Film/CarryOn'' films. ''Again Nurse'' was written in 1988 by the series' original scriptwriter Norman Hudis, but the film was never produced due to a combination of budget issues and the deaths of Creator/KennethWilliams and Creator/CharlesHawtrey that same year. The full script can be found in the book ''The Lost Carry Ons'' and [[HypotheticalCasting it was hoped to star]] Creator/KennethWilliams, Creator/JoanSims, Creator/CharlesHawtrey, Creator/KennethConnor, and Creator/KennethConnor.
Creator/BarbaraWindsor.
''Again Nurse'' is set in Mercy Street Hospital, which in some shocking news learnt by larcenous porter Harry Drummond (Connor) is threatened with closure. Despite this news, the staff all have their own issues to attend to - head surgeon Sir Roderick Haddon (Williams) goes about business as usual dealing with the patients; Matron Millicent Bullivant (Sims) is convinced that there is an NHS mole in the hospital and drives her staff (most notably the experienced Sister H. Chesterton (Windsor) and clumsy Student Nurse Patsy Furness) barmy trying to make them happy; Nurse Margot Walton and Dr. Charles Murray both pine for each other, but don't know how to make the first move; Dr. Jim Vernon tries to force Dr. Randy Firkin to make a move on Matron to get her to relax more; and Harry and fellow porter Ted Marley have to scramble to try and replace all the hospital goods they've nicked.
''Again Nurse'' is set in Mercy Street Hospital, which in some shocking news learnt by larcenous porter Harry Drummond (Connor) is threatened with closure. Despite this news, the staff all have their own issues to attend to - head surgeon Sir Roderick Haddon (Williams) goes about business as usual dealing with the patients; Matron Millicent Bullivant (Sims) is convinced that there is an NHS mole in the hospital and drives her staff (most notably the experienced Sister H. Chesterton (Windsor) and clumsy Student Nurse Patsy Furness) barmy trying to make them happy; Nurse Margot Walton and Dr. Charles Murray both pine for each other, but don't know how to make the first move; Dr. Jim Vernon tries to force Dr. Randy Firkin to make a move on Matron to get her to relax more; and Harry and fellow porter Ted Marley have to scramble to try and replace all the hospital goods they've nicked.
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* TheyDo: Matron and Sir Roderick plan to marry by the end of the script.
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* BigBreastPride: Sister Chesterton is quite proud of her bust:
-->'''Sister Chesterton:''' What can I ''possibly'' have done?\\
'''Policeman:''' Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Still, no harm done, eh?\\
'''Policeman:''' Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' You reckon...?
-->'''Sister Chesterton:''' What can I ''possibly'' have done?\\
'''Policeman:''' Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Still, no harm done, eh?\\
'''Policeman:''' Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' You reckon...?
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* BuxomIsBetter: Sister Chesterton is quite proud of her bust:
-->'''Sister Chesterton:''' What can I ''possibly'' have done?\\
'''Policeman:''' Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Still, no harm done, eh?\\
'''Policeman:''' Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' You reckon...?
-->'''Sister Chesterton:''' What can I ''possibly'' have done?\\
'''Policeman:''' Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Still, no harm done, eh?\\
'''Policeman:''' Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' You reckon...?
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** One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is a blantant copy of ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}'', although Mr. Cholmondeley thinks its closer to ''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood''.
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** One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is a blantant copy of ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}'', although Mr. Cholmondeley thinks its it's closer to ''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood''.
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->''"As [[UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill Churchill]] did not become Prime Minister to preside over the dissolution of the Empire, neither did I - nay - become Matron here to see this might medical force surrender without a fight. "Fight", I said, Drummond - and "fight" I mean, Drummond - for - make no mistake about it, Drummond - now, this is WAR!"''.
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->''"As [[UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill Churchill]] did not become Prime Minister to preside over the dissolution of the Empire, neither did I - nay - become Matron here to see this might medical force surrender without a fight. "Fight", 'Fight', I said, Drummond - and "fight" 'fight' I mean, Drummond - for - make no mistake about it, Drummond - now, this is WAR!"''.
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-->'''Mr. Unwin''': What brings you here?
-->'''Stella''': Simple human concern.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished me dead.
-->'''Stella''': I certainly did.
-->'''Stella''': Simple human concern.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished me dead.
-->'''Stella''': I certainly did.
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-->'''Mr. Unwin''': Unwin:''' What brings you here?
-->'''Stella''':here?\\
'''Stella:''' Simple humanconcern.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''':concern.\\
'''Mr. Unwin:''' There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished medead.
-->'''Stella''':dead.\\
'''Stella:''' I certainly did.
-->'''Stella''':
'''Stella:''' Simple human
-->'''Mr. Unwin''':
'''Mr. Unwin:''' There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished me
-->'''Stella''':
'''Stella:''' I certainly did.
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-->'''Dr. Vernon''': So, Mr. Springett - just to confirm - and I do apologise - this must be very painful for you - both your first and second wives died from eating poisonous mushrooms?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Yes, Doctor. That's correct.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': And now your third wife...?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Also - passed on - yes.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': From what, Mr. Springett?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Fractured skull.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': How did she get that?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': SHE WOULDN'T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Yes, Doctor. That's correct.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': And now your third wife...?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Also - passed on - yes.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': From what, Mr. Springett?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Fractured skull.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': How did she get that?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': SHE WOULDN'T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!
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-->'''Dr. Vernon''': Vernon:''' So, Mr. Springett - just to confirm - and I do apologise - this must be very painful for you - both your first and second wives died from eating poisonous mushrooms?
-->'''Mr. Springett''':mushrooms?\\
'''Mr. Springett:''' Yes, Doctor. That'scorrect.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''':correct.\\
'''Dr. Vernon:''' And now your third wife...?
-->'''Mr. Springett''':?\\
'''Mr. Springett:''' Also - passed on -yes.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''':yes.\\
'''Dr. Vernon:''' From what, Mr.Springett?
-->'''Mr. Springett''':Springett?\\
'''Mr. Springett:''' Fracturedskull.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''':skull.\\
'''Dr. Vernon:''' How did she getthat?
-->'''Mr. Springett''':that?\\
'''Mr. Springett:''' SHE WOULDN'T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!
-->'''Mr. Springett''':
'''Mr. Springett:''' Yes, Doctor. That's
-->'''Dr. Vernon''':
'''Dr. Vernon:''' And now your third wife...
-->'''Mr. Springett''':
'''Mr. Springett:''' Also - passed on -
-->'''Dr. Vernon''':
'''Dr. Vernon:''' From what, Mr.
-->'''Mr. Springett''':
'''Mr. Springett:''' Fractured
-->'''Dr. Vernon''':
'''Dr. Vernon:''' How did she get
-->'''Mr. Springett''':
'''Mr. Springett:''' SHE WOULDN'T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!
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-->'''Mr. Beaton''': Somebody asked Mao Tse-tung "Do you have elections in China?" and old Mao says "Course we do - same as in England - [[JapaneseRanguage evely]] morning".
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-->'''Mr. Beaton''': Beaton:''' Somebody asked Mao Tse-tung "Do you have elections in China?" and old Mao says "Course we do - same as in England - [[JapaneseRanguage evely]] morning".
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': What can I ''possibly'' have done?
-->'''Policeman''': Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Still, no harm done, eh?
-->'''Policeman''': Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': You reckon...?
-->'''Policeman''': Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Still, no harm done, eh?
-->'''Policeman''': Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': You reckon...?
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Chesterton:''' What can I ''possibly'' have done?
-->'''Policeman''':done?\\
'''Policeman:''' Driven too fast and not worn aseat-belt.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''':seat-belt.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Still, no harm done,eh?
-->'''Policeman''':eh?\\
'''Policeman:''' Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushionyou.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''':you.\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' You reckon...?
-->'''Policeman''':
'''Policeman:''' Driven too fast and not worn a
-->'''Sister Chesterton''':
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Still, no harm done,
-->'''Policeman''':
'''Policeman:''' Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion
-->'''Sister Chesterton''':
'''Sister Chesterton:''' You reckon...?
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-->'''Matron''': He's not the mole. Not even the Government would employ someone that potty.
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-->'''Matron''': Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''':
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
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-->'''Old Patient''': 'Erbert?
-->'''Herbert''': 'Allo...
-->'''Old Patient''': Remember that stuff they put in our tea in the army to take our minds orf the old grumble?
-->'''Herbert''': Yerss... why?
-->'''Old Patient''': I think mine's beginnin' to wear orf...
-->'''Herbert''': 'Allo...
-->'''Old Patient''': Remember that stuff they put in our tea in the army to take our minds orf the old grumble?
-->'''Herbert''': Yerss... why?
-->'''Old Patient''': I think mine's beginnin' to wear orf...
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-->'''Old Patient''': 'Erbert?
-->'''Herbert''': 'Allo...
-->'''Old Patient''':Patient:''' 'Erbert?\\
'''Herbert:''' 'Allo...\\
'''Old Patient:''' Remember that stuff they put in our tea in the army to take our minds orf the oldgrumble?
-->'''Herbert''':grumble?\\
'''Herbert:''' Yerss...why?
-->'''Old Patient''':why?\\
'''Old Patient:''' I think mine's beginnin' to wear orf...
-->'''Herbert''': 'Allo...
-->'''Old Patient''':
'''Herbert:''' 'Allo...\\
'''Old Patient:''' Remember that stuff they put in our tea in the army to take our minds orf the old
-->'''Herbert''':
'''Herbert:''' Yerss...
-->'''Old Patient''':
'''Old Patient:''' I think mine's beginnin' to wear orf...
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-->'''Matron''': Mr. Unwin: I have been in Nursing for thirty years. There isn't an innuendo of that kind which I don't fully understand. You can't slip ''one'' past ''me''.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': Then I'd better stop tossing them off.
-->'''Matron''': If you please.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': I expect I only do it because I'm feeling a bit dicky.
-->'''Matron''': Quite.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': But I'll pull out in time. I don't want to go down in your estimation.
-->'''Matron''': You see? All you have to do is take him firmly in hand. In no time, he isn't so cocky.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': Then I'd better stop tossing them off.
-->'''Matron''': If you please.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': I expect I only do it because I'm feeling a bit dicky.
-->'''Matron''': Quite.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': But I'll pull out in time. I don't want to go down in your estimation.
-->'''Matron''': You see? All you have to do is take him firmly in hand. In no time, he isn't so cocky.
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-->'''Mr. Unwin''':
'''Mr. Unwin:''' Then I'd better stop tossing them
-->'''Matron''':
'''Matron:''' If you
-->'''Mr. Unwin''':
'''Mr. Unwin:''' I expect I only do it because I'm feeling a bit
-->'''Matron''': Quite.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''':
'''Matron:''' Quite.\\
'''Mr. Unwin:''' But I'll pull out in time. I don't want to go down in your
-->'''Matron''':
'''Matron:''' You see? All you have to do is take him firmly in hand. In no time, he isn't so cocky.
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--->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': She turns the Russian delegate into a big friendly bear.
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--->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': Cholmondeley:''' She turns the Russian delegate into a big friendly bear.
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-->'''Dr. Vernon''': Sex and Hunger in Towns.
-->'''Dr. Firkin''': "S.H.I...".
-->'''Dr. Firkin''': "S.H.I...".
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-->'''Dr. Vernon''': Vernon:''' Sex and Hunger in Towns.
-->'''Dr. Firkin''':Towns.\\
'''Dr. Firkin:''' "S.H.I...".
-->'''Dr. Firkin''':
'''Dr. Firkin:''' "S.H.I...".
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--->'''Mr. Beaton''': Wow. You can put away the bye-bye juice.
--->'''Anaesthetist''': Sorry?
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'm knocked out just looking at you. When can we have dinner?
--->'''Anaesthetist''': Sorry?
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'm knocked out just looking at you. When can we have dinner?
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--->'''Mr. Beaton''': Beaton:''' Wow. You can put away the bye-bye juice.
--->'''Anaesthetist''': Sorry?
--->'''Mr. Beaton''':juice.\\
'''Anaesthetist:''' Sorry?\\
'''Mr. Beaton:''' I'm knocked out just looking at you. When can we have dinner?
--->'''Anaesthetist''': Sorry?
--->'''Mr. Beaton''':
'''Anaesthetist:''' Sorry?\\
'''Mr. Beaton:''' I'm knocked out just looking at you. When can we have dinner?
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-->'''Sir Roderick''': There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Except hypochondria. You just like talking to doctors.
-->'''Fusspot''': That's absolute nonsense. I demand a ninth opinion.
-->'''Fusspot''': That's absolute nonsense. I demand a ninth opinion.
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-->'''Sir Roderick''': Roderick:''' There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Except hypochondria. You just like talking to doctors.
-->'''Fusspot''':doctors.\\
'''Fusspot:''' That's absolute nonsense. I demand a ninth opinion.
-->'''Fusspot''':
'''Fusspot:''' That's absolute nonsense. I demand a ninth opinion.
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-->'''Dr. Murray''': Who were you with?
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': No one, Doctor. I did it on my own.
-->'''Dr. Murray''': On your own? In the street?!
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': No one, Doctor. I did it on my own.
-->'''Dr. Murray''': On your own? In the street?!
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-->'''Dr. Murray''': Murray:''' Who were you with?
-->'''Mr. Unwin''':with?\\
'''Mr. Unwin:''' No one, Doctor. I did it on myown.
-->'''Dr. Murray''':own.\\
'''Dr. Murray:''' On your own? In the street?!
-->'''Mr. Unwin''':
'''Mr. Unwin:''' No one, Doctor. I did it on my
-->'''Dr. Murray''':
'''Dr. Murray:''' On your own? In the street?!
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Ah, you must be Mr. Cholmondeley.
-->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': No I mustn't. I'm "Chumley".
-->'''Ted''': I knew a "Bottomley" once - pronounced "Bumley".
-->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': No I mustn't. I'm "Chumley".
-->'''Ted''': I knew a "Bottomley" once - pronounced "Bumley".
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Chesterton:''' Ah, you must be Mr. Cholmondeley.
-->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''':Cholmondeley.\\
'''Mr. Cholmondeley:''' No I mustn't. I'm"Chumley".
-->'''Ted''':"Chumley".\\
'''Ted:''' I knew a "Bottomley" once - pronounced "Bumley".
-->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''':
'''Mr. Cholmondeley:''' No I mustn't. I'm
-->'''Ted''':
'''Ted:''' I knew a "Bottomley" once - pronounced "Bumley".
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-->'''Doctor''': Ah yes, Mrs. Briggs... I saw you last week - yes - you told me your husband hadn't been - uh - very active.
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': That's right - and you gave me them tablets.
-->'''Doctor''': To put in his cocoa at night.
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': Right. Well he was away until yesterday so I put the whole lot in last night.
-->'''Doctor''': My God! What happened? How did he do?
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': ''Very'' well, thank you. Seven times last night - three times this morning - just before he died...
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': That's right - and you gave me them tablets.
-->'''Doctor''': To put in his cocoa at night.
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': Right. Well he was away until yesterday so I put the whole lot in last night.
-->'''Doctor''': My God! What happened? How did he do?
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': ''Very'' well, thank you. Seven times last night - three times this morning - just before he died...
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-->'''Mrs. Briggs''':
'''Mrs. Briggs:''' That's right - and you gave me them
-->'''Doctor''':
'''Doctor:''' To put in his cocoa at
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''':
'''Mrs. Briggs:''' Right. Well he was away until yesterday so I put the whole lot in last
-->'''Doctor''':
'''Doctor:''' My God! What happened? How did he
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''':
'''Mrs. Briggs:''' ''Very'' well, thank you. Seven times last night - three times this morning - just before he died...
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--->'''Sir Roderick''': You may be retired but you're still a very "regular" soldier, eh, what, ha-ha?
--->'''Colonel''': Damned regular, sir. Every morning at seven o'clock sharp.
--->'''Sir Roderick''': Well what's wrong with that?
--->'''Colonel''': Don't get up till eight.
--->'''Colonel''': Damned regular, sir. Every morning at seven o'clock sharp.
--->'''Sir Roderick''': Well what's wrong with that?
--->'''Colonel''': Don't get up till eight.
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--->'''Sir Roderick''': Roderick:''' You may be retired but you're still a very "regular" soldier, eh, what, ha-ha?
--->'''Colonel''':ha-ha?\\
'''Colonel:''' Damned regular, sir. Every morning at seven o'clocksharp.
--->'''Sir Roderick''':sharp.\\
'''Sir Roderick:''' Well what's wrong withthat?
--->'''Colonel''':that?\\
'''Colonel:''' Don't get up till eight.
--->'''Colonel''':
'''Colonel:''' Damned regular, sir. Every morning at seven o'clock
--->'''Sir Roderick''':
'''Sir Roderick:''' Well what's wrong with
--->'''Colonel''':
'''Colonel:''' Don't get up till eight.
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--->'''Sir Roderick''': If they don't realise, and respect, that your nasal attire is probably part of some obscure religious celebration-
--->'''Dr. Firkin''': Like Sniffmas...
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Or Yom Hooter.
--->'''Dr. Firkin''': Like Sniffmas...
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Or Yom Hooter.
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--->'''Sir Roderick''': Roderick:''' If they don't realise, and respect, that your nasal attire is probably part of some obscure religious celebration-
--->'''Dr. Firkin''':celebration-\\
'''Dr. Firkin:''' LikeSniffmas...
--->'''Mr. Cohen''':Sniffmas...\\
'''Mr. Cohen:''' Or Yom Hooter.
--->'''Dr. Firkin''':
'''Dr. Firkin:''' Like
--->'''Mr. Cohen''':
'''Mr. Cohen:''' Or Yom Hooter.
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--->'''Matron''': I don't want anyone from any REGIONAL BOARD being BORED when he's in ''my'' REGION - eh - what - oh-ha - ha-hohee.
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--->'''Ted''': 'E gets more bangs than a shutter in a gale.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Matron can tell if a bed's had a sparrer's fevver... ({{Beat}}) I mean, of course, a pigeon's plume drop down on it, let alone a deadweight Student Nurse crashing like a sack of spuds.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Chesterton:''' Matron can tell if a bed's had a sparrer's fevver... ({{Beat}}) I mean, of course, a pigeon's plume drop down on it, let alone a deadweight Student Nurse crashing like a sack of spuds.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Why Matron, what a pleasant surprise, you're early...
-->'''Matron''': The early vulture catches the snake-in-the-grass...?
-->'''Matron''': The early vulture catches the snake-in-the-grass...?
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Chesterton:''' Why Matron, what a pleasant surprise, you're early...
-->'''Matron''':early...\\
'''Matron:''' The early vulture catches the snake-in-the-grass...?
-->'''Matron''':
'''Matron:''' The early vulture catches the snake-in-the-grass...?
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-->'''Mr. Harper''': And don't worry: I'm not going to say cold noses run in my family.
-->'''Sir Roderick''': Why not? It's a perfectly acceptable lay term for genetic probosco antarctica.
-->'''Sir Roderick''': Why not? It's a perfectly acceptable lay term for genetic probosco antarctica.
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-->'''Mr. Harper''': Harper:''' And don't worry: I'm not going to say cold noses run in my family.
-->'''Sir Roderick''':family.\\
'''Sir Roderick:''' Why not? It's a perfectly acceptable lay term for genetic probosco antarctica.
-->'''Sir Roderick''':
'''Sir Roderick:''' Why not? It's a perfectly acceptable lay term for genetic probosco antarctica.
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** Ted remarks that you don't find a cross between UsefulNotes/AttilaTheHun and UsefulNotes/Boudica in Mercy Street Hospital every day.
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** Ted remarks that you don't find a cross between UsefulNotes/AttilaTheHun and UsefulNotes/Boudica UsefulNotes/{{Boudica}} in Mercy Street Hospital every day.
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-->'''Matron''': "Dear Diary... I have decided that my 'secret admirer' is almost certainly a typical Firk by Dr. Prankin". ({{Beat}}) Drat.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': We need that stuff cleaned, not mooned-over. Carry on, Nurse. ({{Beat}}) Do I have to say ''"Carry on" again, Nurse''?
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Chesterton:''' We need that stuff cleaned, not mooned-over. Carry on, Nurse. ({{Beat}}) Do I have to say ''"Carry on" again, Nurse''?
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-->'''Mr. Beaton''': You know the old, old story?
-->'''Sir Roderick''': No. Tell me the old, old story.
-->'''Sir Roderick''': No. Tell me the old, old story.
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-->'''Mr. Beaton''': Beaton:''' You know the old, old story?
-->'''Sir Roderick''':story?\\
'''Sir Roderick:''' No. Tell me the old, old story.
-->'''Sir Roderick''':
'''Sir Roderick:''' No. Tell me the old, old story.
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--->'''Mr. Beaton''': He's too posh.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Posh-shmosh.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'd've gone mad by now.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Mad-shmad - so long as you don't go out of your mind.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Posh-shmosh.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'd've gone mad by now.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Mad-shmad - so long as you don't go out of your mind.
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--->'''Mr. Beaton''': Beaton:''' He's too posh.
posh.\\
'''Mr. Cohen:''' Posh-shmosh.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick:
--->'''Mr.Cohen''': Posh-shmosh.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick
--->'''Mr. Beaton''':Beaton:''' I'd've gone mad by now.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''':now.\\
'''Mr. Cohen:''' Mad-shmad - so long as you don't go out of your mind.
'''Mr. Cohen:''' Posh-shmosh.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick:
--->'''Mr.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick
--->'''Mr. Beaton''':
--->'''Mr. Cohen''':
'''Mr. Cohen:''' Mad-shmad - so long as you don't go out of your mind.
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''Carry On Again Nurse'' was an unproduced script intending to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the ''Film/CarryOn'' films. ''Again Nurse'' was written in 1988 series' original scriptwriter Norman Hudis, but the film was never produced due to a combination of budget issues and the deaths of Creator/KennethWilliams and Creator/CharlesHawtrey that same year. The full script can be found in the book ''The Lost Carry Ons'' and [[HypotheticalCasting it was hoped to star]] Creator/KennethWilliams, Creator/JoanSims, Creator/CharlesHawtrey, and Creator/KennethConnor.
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''Carry On Again Nurse'' was an unproduced script intending to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the ''Film/CarryOn'' films. ''Again Nurse'' was written in 1988 by the series' original scriptwriter Norman Hudis, but the film was never produced due to a combination of budget issues and the deaths of Creator/KennethWilliams and Creator/CharlesHawtrey that same year. The full script can be found in the book ''The Lost Carry Ons'' and [[HypotheticalCasting it was hoped to star]] Creator/KennethWilliams, Creator/JoanSims, Creator/CharlesHawtrey, and Creator/KennethConnor.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Only when Nurse Walron and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Only when Nurse Walron Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': We need that stuff cleaned, not mooned-over. Carry on, Nurse. ({{Beat}}) Do I have to say ''Carry on again, Nurse''?
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-->'''Sister Chesterton''': We need that stuff cleaned, not mooned-over. Carry on, Nurse. ({{Beat}}) Do I have to say ''Carry on ''"Carry on" again, Nurse''?
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->''"As [[UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill Churchill]] did not become Prime Minister to preside over the dissolution of the Empire, neither did I - nay - become Matron here to see this might medical force surrender without a fight. "Fight", I said, Drummond - and "fight" I mean, Drummond - for - make no mistake about it, Drummond - now, this is WAR!"''.
-->-- '''Nurse Millicent Bullivant''' announcing to Harry Drummond that she won't let Mercy Street Hospital be closed without a fight.
''Carry On Again Nurse'' was an unproduced script intending to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the ''Film/CarryOn'' films. ''Again Nurse'' was written in 1988 series' original scriptwriter Norman Hudis, but the film was never produced due to a combination of budget issues and the deaths of Creator/KennethWilliams and Creator/CharlesHawtrey that same year. The full script can be found in the book ''The Lost Carry Ons'' and [[HypotheticalCasting it was hoped to star]] Creator/KennethWilliams, Creator/JoanSims, Creator/CharlesHawtrey, and Creator/KennethConnor.
''Again Nurse'' is set in Mercy Street Hospital, which in some shocking news learnt by larcenous porter Harry Drummond (Connor) is threatened with closure. Despite this news, the staff all have their own issues to attend to - head surgeon Sir Roderick Haddon (Williams) goes about business as usual dealing with the patients; Matron Millicent Bullivant (Sims) is convinced that there is an NHS mole in the hospital and drives her staff (most notably the experienced Sister H. Chesterton and clumsy Student Nurse Patsy Furness) barmy trying to make them happy; Nurse Margot Walton and Dr. Charles Murray both pine for each other, but don't know how to make the first move; Dr. Jim Vernon tries to force Dr. Randy Firkin to make a move on Matron to get her to relax more; and Harry and fellow porter Ted Marley have to scramble to try and replace all the hospital goods they've nicked.
Mercy Street also has some interesting patients, including recently divorced Bill Unwin who has a broken leg; Dave Beaton, the man with a million girlfriends; Dennis Harper, whose nose is always cold; Bob Marchant, who is believed to be the mole; and Cecil Cholmondeley (Hawtrey), a strange little author with a love for goblins and fairies.
With everyone's jobs on the line, Matron tries to lead the staff to run Mercy Street as efficiently as possible as things continue to go wrong and HilarityEnsues.
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!!This Script Contains the Following Tropes:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Mr. Cholmondeley's mum accidentally calls Butch Cassidy's "Crotch Chastity's".
* AlliterativeName:
** Mr. Cholmondeley's mum tries to remember the name of her son's workplace and accidentally calls it "'''C'''rotch '''C'''hastity's".
** '''S'''am '''S'''tirrup and the '''H'''ee-'''H'''aw '''H'''orrors, characters in ''They're Off''.
** The script reveals that Nurse Lowry and Mr. Cholmondeley's names are '''Lo'''ttie '''Lo'''wry and '''C'''ecil '''C'''holmondeley.
* AllThereInTheScript: Some character's names aren't mentioned in dialogue and only in descriptions:
** Sir Roderick's surname is "Haddon".
** Harry's fellow porter is called "Ted Marley".
** Dr. Firkin's first name is "Randy", short for "Randolph".
** Dr. Vernon's first name is "Jim".
** Mr. Marchant's first name is "Bob".
** Dave's first lover is called "Penelope".
** Nurse Lowry's first name is "Lottie".
** The Night Nurse is called "Anna Francis".
** Mr. Cholmondeley's first name is "Cecil".
** Mr. Marchant's son is called "Little Bob".
* AnnoyingPatient: One patient refuses to accept they are a hypochondriac and demands a ninth opinion.
* AwfulWeddedLife: Mr. Unwin and his wife Stella had quite a rocky marriage before their divorce:
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': What brings you here?
-->'''Stella''': Simple human concern.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished me dead.
-->'''Stella''': I certainly did.
* TheBluebeard: Mr. Springett is implied to have killed his three wives (in a gag taken from ''Film/CarryOnLoving''):
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': So, Mr. Springett - just to confirm - and I do apologise - this must be very painful for you - both your first and second wives died from eating poisonous mushrooms?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Yes, Doctor. That's correct.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': And now your third wife...?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Also - passed on - yes.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': From what, Mr. Springett?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Fractured skull.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': How did she get that?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': SHE WOULDN'T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!
* BrattyHalfPint: The fat mum's children are all destructive little brats.
* BriefAccentImitation: Mr. Beaton copies UsefulNotes/MaoZedong's:
-->'''Mr. Beaton''': Somebody asked Mao Tse-tung "Do you have elections in China?" and old Mao says "Course we do - same as in England - [[JapaneseRanguage evely]] morning".
* BuffySpeak: Mr. Beaton calls anesthetic "bye-bye juice".
* BuxomIsBetter: Sister Chesterton is quite proud of her bust:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': What can I ''possibly'' have done?
-->'''Policeman''': Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Still, no harm done, eh?
-->'''Policeman''': Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': You reckon...?
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Mr. Cholmondeley, just as all of Creator/CharlesHawtrey's characters had been in the past.
-->'''Matron''': He's not the mole. Not even the Government would employ someone that potty.
* CurseCutShort: Sister Chesterton stops herself from swearing in front of Matron:
-->'''Matron''': Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Only when Nurse Walron and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
* DirtyOldMan: Herbert and another old patient peek at a glamorous nurse's behind when she goes to pick something up:
-->'''Old Patient''': 'Erbert?
-->'''Herbert''': 'Allo...
-->'''Old Patient''': Remember that stuff they put in our tea in the army to take our minds orf the old grumble?
-->'''Herbert''': Yerss... why?
-->'''Old Patient''': I think mine's beginnin' to wear orf...
* DoubleEntendre: Mr. Unwin slips many past Matron, much to Nurse Walton and Sister Chesterton's amusement:
-->'''Matron''': Mr. Unwin: I have been in Nursing for thirty years. There isn't an innuendo of that kind which I don't fully understand. You can't slip ''one'' past ''me''.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': Then I'd better stop tossing them off.
-->'''Matron''': If you please.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': I expect I only do it because I'm feeling a bit dicky.
-->'''Matron''': Quite.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': But I'll pull out in time. I don't want to go down in your estimation.
-->'''Matron''': You see? All you have to do is take him firmly in hand. In no time, he isn't so cocky.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sister Chesterton's reckless driving gets her into trouble with a policeman.
* {{Expy}}: Nurse Furness is seemingly just a sassier version of Nurse Dawson from ''Film/CarryOnNurse''.
* FaintInShock: Several medical students faint while watching Sir Roderick operate on Mr. Unwin.
* FictionalDocument:
** ''Fairy Lightfoot At The United Nations'', one of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories.
--->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': She turns the Russian delegate into a big friendly bear.
** Mr. Cholmondeley's next story is ''They're Off'', and is a blatant rip-off of ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}''.
** He also has one about pigs called ''Gone With The Grunt''.
* FunWithAcronyms: Dr. Vernon comes up with an interesting one for a study of sex and hunger:
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': Sex and Hunger in Towns.
-->'''Dr. Firkin''': "S.H.I...".
* GotMeDoingIt: Matron accidentally says "buroocracy" instead of "bureaucracy" after hearing Harry say it like that.
* TheGhost:
** Foxy the Fence, who Harry and Ted flog stolen hospital goods to.
** Mr. Furness, Nurse Furness' father.
** Andrew, Bert and George, lovers of a woman patient.
* HospitalHottie:
** Mr. Beaton eyes up an Emergency Nurse, much to Dr. Murray's disapproval.
** Mr. Beaton also has eyes for the anaesthetist he meets before his operation:
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': Wow. You can put away the bye-bye juice.
--->'''Anaesthetist''': Sorry?
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'm knocked out just looking at you. When can we have dinner?
** Sister Chesterton, who is renowned for her bust.
** Nurse Patsy Furness is described as the youngest and prettiest nurse.
* {{Hypochondria}}: One of Sir Roderick's patients refuses to admit they have this condition:
-->'''Sir Roderick''': There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Except hypochondria. You just like talking to doctors.
-->'''Fusspot''': That's absolute nonsense. I demand a ninth opinion.
* InsistentTerminology: Matron's description states she refuses to be known as Senior Nursing Officer, stating "She is ''Matron'' and that is that".
* IntimateMarks: One patient has the word "Saskatchewan" tattooed on his penis.
* JapaneseRanguage: Mr. Beaton says "evely" instead of "every" when copying UsefulNotes/MaoZedong.
* LaughingMad: Matron descends into mad laughter when trying to impress Mr. Marchant.
* {{Malaproper}}: Mr. Cholmondeley says "faggot" when he means "spigot".
* MaliciousMisnaming: Harry calls Sir Roderick "Sir Cleverdick".
* ManChild: Mr. Cholmondeley still wears pyjamas with goblins on them.
* MeaningfulName:
** Sister '''Chest'''erton is quite busty.
** The script reveals that Dr. Firkin's first name is '''Randy''', fitting for someone always looking to have it off.
* MistakenForMasturbating: When Dr. Murray hears that Mr. Unwin broke his leg celebrating after his divorce, Dr. Murray' first thought is that he did it while masturbating:
-->'''Dr. Murray''': Who were you with?
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': No one, Doctor. I did it on my own.
-->'''Dr. Murray''': On your own? In the street?!
* MummysBoy: Mr. Cholmondeley is far too close to his mother for a man of his age.
* MyLocal: Harry frequents The Doctor's Dilemma.
* MyNaymeIs: One of the patients is called Cecil Cholmondeley, pronounced "Chumley".
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Ah, you must be Mr. Cholmondeley.
-->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': No I mustn't. I'm "Chumley".
-->'''Ted''': I knew a "Bottomley" once - pronounced "Bumley".
* NoFullNameGiven:
** We don't get to know Stella, Dan, Jack, Herbert, Horace or Ermyntrude's last names.
** The same can be said for Sister Chesterton, Mr. Cohen, Mrs. Briggs, Mr. Springett, Mrs. Marchant and Mr. Jenkins' first names.
* OneDialogueTwoConversations: Matron and Harry overhear Mr. Marchant playing a spaceman game with Little Bob and think he is discussing plans to close Mercy Street Hospital.
* OutWithABang: Mrs. Briggs mentions she gave her husband pills to be more active in bed. The only problem is they worked too well:
-->'''Doctor''': Ah yes, Mrs. Briggs... I saw you last week - yes - you told me your husband hadn't been - uh - very active.
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': That's right - and you gave me them tablets.
-->'''Doctor''': To put in his cocoa at night.
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': Right. Well he was away until yesterday so I put the whole lot in last night.
-->'''Doctor''': My God! What happened? How did he do?
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': ''Very'' well, thank you. Seven times last night - three times this morning - just before he died...
* PopCulturePunEpisodeTitle: One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is called ''Gone With The Grunt'', a play on ''Film/GoneWithTheWind''.
* PottyFailure:
** Mr. Jenkins mentions he once wet a couch.
** A Colonel's life is made uncomfortable by how regular his bowel movements are:
--->'''Sir Roderick''': You may be retired but you're still a very "regular" soldier, eh, what, ha-ha?
--->'''Colonel''': Damned regular, sir. Every morning at seven o'clock sharp.
--->'''Sir Roderick''': Well what's wrong with that?
--->'''Colonel''': Don't get up till eight.
* {{Pun}}:
** Dr. Firkin and Mr. Cohen make cracks about the egg-cosy Mr. Harper wears on his nose:
--->'''Sir Roderick''': If they don't realise, and respect, that your nasal attire is probably part of some obscure religious celebration-
--->'''Dr. Firkin''': Like Sniffmas...
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Or Yom Hooter.
** Matron makes a bad one to try and impress Mr. Marchant:
--->'''Matron''': I don't want anyone from any REGIONAL BOARD being BORED when he's in ''my'' REGION - eh - what - oh-ha - ha-hohee.
** When discussing a Colonel's pooping habits, Sir Roderick says he may be retired, but he's still a very "regular" soldier.
* ReallyGetsAround:
** Dr. Firkin has had his way with almost all of the nurses.
--->'''Ted''': 'E gets more bangs than a shutter in a gale.
** Dave is visited by several pretty girls during his stay at Mercy Street Hospital.
* RichLanguagePoorLanguage: Sister Chesterton tries to speak posh when on the job:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Matron can tell if a bed's had a sparrer's fevver... ({{Beat}}) I mean, of course, a pigeon's plume drop down on it, let alone a deadweight Student Nurse crashing like a sack of spuds.
* RightBehindMe: Sister Chesterton calls Matron a vulture while unaware she's in the same room as her:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Why Matron, what a pleasant surprise, you're early...
-->'''Matron''': The early vulture catches the snake-in-the-grass...?
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Sir Roderick speaks in an overly-technical way.
-->'''Mr. Harper''': And don't worry: I'm not going to say cold noses run in my family.
-->'''Sir Roderick''': Why not? It's a perfectly acceptable lay term for genetic probosco antarctica.
* ShoutOut:
** Sir Roderick compares Dr. Vernon's clumsiness to Film/TheElephantMan.
** Sir Roderick unknowingly quotes "Tell Me the Old, Old Story".
** Mr. Beaton mentions UsefulNotes/MaoZedong when trying to ask Sir Roderick about his penis.
** Ted remarks that you don't find a cross between UsefulNotes/AttilaTheHun and UsefulNotes/Boudica in Mercy Street Hospital every day.
** Matron's favourite song is " "Ah! Sweet Mystery of Life" from ''Theatre/NaughtyMarietta''.
** Harry compares Mercy Street Hospital to UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria.
** Sister Chesterton mentions that sometimes a woman needs "a touch of the Barbara Cartlands".
** A patient is described as having a nose like Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac.
** After Mr. Cholmondeley mentions he works at the Butch Cassidy Gymnasium, Dennis asks if he's the Sundance Kid.
** Matron compares herself to UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill. Stella also compares Mr. Unwin to him and Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart.
** Mr. Harper and Mr. Cholmondeley discuss Literature/PaddingtonBear and Music/PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky when talking about bears.
** One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is a blantant copy of ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}'', although Mr. Cholmondeley thinks its closer to ''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood''.
** When trying to seduce Matron, Dr. Firkin makes mention of [[Franchise/StarWars "a long time ago" and "a galaxy far away"]].
** One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is called ''[[Film/GoneWithTheWind Gone With The Grunt]]''.
** Near the end of the film, Matron turns to a photograph of Creator/HattieJacques and asks "Did I do right?". Jacques was best known for playing various Matrons in five ''Film/CarryOn'' films prior to her death.
* SmokingHotSex: When examining Mr. Marchant, Dr. Firkin asks him if he smokes after intercourse.
* SpeakInUnison: Both Matron and Harry say "buroocracy" when discussing the redecoration of an empty ward.
* {{Spoonerism}}: Matron manages to do one when writing in her diary:
-->'''Matron''': "Dear Diary... I have decided that my 'secret admirer' is almost certainly a typical Firk by Dr. Prankin". ({{Beat}}) Drat.
* SuddenlyShouting: Mr. Springett does so when explaining to Dr. Vernon about how his third wife wouldn't eat the poisonous mushrooms he had prepared for her.
* TakeThat: Matron remarks that not even the Government would employ someone as potty as Mr. Cholmondeley.
* TheyDo: Matron and Sir Roderick plan to marry by the end of the script.
* TitleDrop: Sister Chesterton does so when trying to get Nurse Furness to work harder:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': We need that stuff cleaned, not mooned-over. Carry on, Nurse. ({{Beat}}) Do I have to say ''Carry on again, Nurse''?
* WaxingLyrical: Sir Roderick quotes a famous hymn:
-->'''Mr. Beaton''': You know the old, old story?
-->'''Sir Roderick''': No. Tell me the old, old story.
* WordSchmord:
** Used by Mr. Cohen when speaking to Mr. Beaton about Sir Roderick:
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': He's too posh.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Posh-shmosh.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'd've gone mad by now.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Mad-shmad - so long as you don't go out of your mind.
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-->-- '''Nurse Millicent Bullivant''' announcing to Harry Drummond that she won't let Mercy Street Hospital be closed without a fight.
''Carry On Again Nurse'' was an unproduced script intending to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the ''Film/CarryOn'' films. ''Again Nurse'' was written in 1988 series' original scriptwriter Norman Hudis, but the film was never produced due to a combination of budget issues and the deaths of Creator/KennethWilliams and Creator/CharlesHawtrey that same year. The full script can be found in the book ''The Lost Carry Ons'' and [[HypotheticalCasting it was hoped to star]] Creator/KennethWilliams, Creator/JoanSims, Creator/CharlesHawtrey, and Creator/KennethConnor.
''Again Nurse'' is set in Mercy Street Hospital, which in some shocking news learnt by larcenous porter Harry Drummond (Connor) is threatened with closure. Despite this news, the staff all have their own issues to attend to - head surgeon Sir Roderick Haddon (Williams) goes about business as usual dealing with the patients; Matron Millicent Bullivant (Sims) is convinced that there is an NHS mole in the hospital and drives her staff (most notably the experienced Sister H. Chesterton and clumsy Student Nurse Patsy Furness) barmy trying to make them happy; Nurse Margot Walton and Dr. Charles Murray both pine for each other, but don't know how to make the first move; Dr. Jim Vernon tries to force Dr. Randy Firkin to make a move on Matron to get her to relax more; and Harry and fellow porter Ted Marley have to scramble to try and replace all the hospital goods they've nicked.
Mercy Street also has some interesting patients, including recently divorced Bill Unwin who has a broken leg; Dave Beaton, the man with a million girlfriends; Dennis Harper, whose nose is always cold; Bob Marchant, who is believed to be the mole; and Cecil Cholmondeley (Hawtrey), a strange little author with a love for goblins and fairies.
With everyone's jobs on the line, Matron tries to lead the staff to run Mercy Street as efficiently as possible as things continue to go wrong and HilarityEnsues.
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!!This Script Contains the Following Tropes:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Mr. Cholmondeley's mum accidentally calls Butch Cassidy's "Crotch Chastity's".
* AlliterativeName:
** Mr. Cholmondeley's mum tries to remember the name of her son's workplace and accidentally calls it "'''C'''rotch '''C'''hastity's".
** '''S'''am '''S'''tirrup and the '''H'''ee-'''H'''aw '''H'''orrors, characters in ''They're Off''.
** The script reveals that Nurse Lowry and Mr. Cholmondeley's names are '''Lo'''ttie '''Lo'''wry and '''C'''ecil '''C'''holmondeley.
* AllThereInTheScript: Some character's names aren't mentioned in dialogue and only in descriptions:
** Sir Roderick's surname is "Haddon".
** Harry's fellow porter is called "Ted Marley".
** Dr. Firkin's first name is "Randy", short for "Randolph".
** Dr. Vernon's first name is "Jim".
** Mr. Marchant's first name is "Bob".
** Dave's first lover is called "Penelope".
** Nurse Lowry's first name is "Lottie".
** The Night Nurse is called "Anna Francis".
** Mr. Cholmondeley's first name is "Cecil".
** Mr. Marchant's son is called "Little Bob".
* AnnoyingPatient: One patient refuses to accept they are a hypochondriac and demands a ninth opinion.
* AwfulWeddedLife: Mr. Unwin and his wife Stella had quite a rocky marriage before their divorce:
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': What brings you here?
-->'''Stella''': Simple human concern.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': There speaks the same woman who, on twenty-seven separate occasions, openly wished me dead.
-->'''Stella''': I certainly did.
* TheBluebeard: Mr. Springett is implied to have killed his three wives (in a gag taken from ''Film/CarryOnLoving''):
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': So, Mr. Springett - just to confirm - and I do apologise - this must be very painful for you - both your first and second wives died from eating poisonous mushrooms?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Yes, Doctor. That's correct.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': And now your third wife...?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Also - passed on - yes.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': From what, Mr. Springett?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': Fractured skull.
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': How did she get that?
-->'''Mr. Springett''': SHE WOULDN'T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!
* BrattyHalfPint: The fat mum's children are all destructive little brats.
* BriefAccentImitation: Mr. Beaton copies UsefulNotes/MaoZedong's:
-->'''Mr. Beaton''': Somebody asked Mao Tse-tung "Do you have elections in China?" and old Mao says "Course we do - same as in England - [[JapaneseRanguage evely]] morning".
* BuffySpeak: Mr. Beaton calls anesthetic "bye-bye juice".
* BuxomIsBetter: Sister Chesterton is quite proud of her bust:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': What can I ''possibly'' have done?
-->'''Policeman''': Driven too fast and not worn a seat-belt.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Still, no harm done, eh?
-->'''Policeman''': Could have been. It's for your own protection. I mean, if you'd had to stop suddenly, you've got nothing to cushion you.
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': You reckon...?
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Mr. Cholmondeley, just as all of Creator/CharlesHawtrey's characters had been in the past.
-->'''Matron''': He's not the mole. Not even the Government would employ someone that potty.
* CurseCutShort: Sister Chesterton stops herself from swearing in front of Matron:
-->'''Matron''': Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Only when Nurse Walron and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
* DirtyOldMan: Herbert and another old patient peek at a glamorous nurse's behind when she goes to pick something up:
-->'''Old Patient''': 'Erbert?
-->'''Herbert''': 'Allo...
-->'''Old Patient''': Remember that stuff they put in our tea in the army to take our minds orf the old grumble?
-->'''Herbert''': Yerss... why?
-->'''Old Patient''': I think mine's beginnin' to wear orf...
* DoubleEntendre: Mr. Unwin slips many past Matron, much to Nurse Walton and Sister Chesterton's amusement:
-->'''Matron''': Mr. Unwin: I have been in Nursing for thirty years. There isn't an innuendo of that kind which I don't fully understand. You can't slip ''one'' past ''me''.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': Then I'd better stop tossing them off.
-->'''Matron''': If you please.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': I expect I only do it because I'm feeling a bit dicky.
-->'''Matron''': Quite.
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': But I'll pull out in time. I don't want to go down in your estimation.
-->'''Matron''': You see? All you have to do is take him firmly in hand. In no time, he isn't so cocky.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Sister Chesterton's reckless driving gets her into trouble with a policeman.
* {{Expy}}: Nurse Furness is seemingly just a sassier version of Nurse Dawson from ''Film/CarryOnNurse''.
* FaintInShock: Several medical students faint while watching Sir Roderick operate on Mr. Unwin.
* FictionalDocument:
** ''Fairy Lightfoot At The United Nations'', one of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories.
--->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': She turns the Russian delegate into a big friendly bear.
** Mr. Cholmondeley's next story is ''They're Off'', and is a blatant rip-off of ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}''.
** He also has one about pigs called ''Gone With The Grunt''.
* FunWithAcronyms: Dr. Vernon comes up with an interesting one for a study of sex and hunger:
-->'''Dr. Vernon''': Sex and Hunger in Towns.
-->'''Dr. Firkin''': "S.H.I...".
* GotMeDoingIt: Matron accidentally says "buroocracy" instead of "bureaucracy" after hearing Harry say it like that.
* TheGhost:
** Foxy the Fence, who Harry and Ted flog stolen hospital goods to.
** Mr. Furness, Nurse Furness' father.
** Andrew, Bert and George, lovers of a woman patient.
* HospitalHottie:
** Mr. Beaton eyes up an Emergency Nurse, much to Dr. Murray's disapproval.
** Mr. Beaton also has eyes for the anaesthetist he meets before his operation:
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': Wow. You can put away the bye-bye juice.
--->'''Anaesthetist''': Sorry?
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'm knocked out just looking at you. When can we have dinner?
** Sister Chesterton, who is renowned for her bust.
** Nurse Patsy Furness is described as the youngest and prettiest nurse.
* {{Hypochondria}}: One of Sir Roderick's patients refuses to admit they have this condition:
-->'''Sir Roderick''': There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Except hypochondria. You just like talking to doctors.
-->'''Fusspot''': That's absolute nonsense. I demand a ninth opinion.
* InsistentTerminology: Matron's description states she refuses to be known as Senior Nursing Officer, stating "She is ''Matron'' and that is that".
* IntimateMarks: One patient has the word "Saskatchewan" tattooed on his penis.
* JapaneseRanguage: Mr. Beaton says "evely" instead of "every" when copying UsefulNotes/MaoZedong.
* LaughingMad: Matron descends into mad laughter when trying to impress Mr. Marchant.
* {{Malaproper}}: Mr. Cholmondeley says "faggot" when he means "spigot".
* MaliciousMisnaming: Harry calls Sir Roderick "Sir Cleverdick".
* ManChild: Mr. Cholmondeley still wears pyjamas with goblins on them.
* MeaningfulName:
** Sister '''Chest'''erton is quite busty.
** The script reveals that Dr. Firkin's first name is '''Randy''', fitting for someone always looking to have it off.
* MistakenForMasturbating: When Dr. Murray hears that Mr. Unwin broke his leg celebrating after his divorce, Dr. Murray' first thought is that he did it while masturbating:
-->'''Dr. Murray''': Who were you with?
-->'''Mr. Unwin''': No one, Doctor. I did it on my own.
-->'''Dr. Murray''': On your own? In the street?!
* MummysBoy: Mr. Cholmondeley is far too close to his mother for a man of his age.
* MyLocal: Harry frequents The Doctor's Dilemma.
* MyNaymeIs: One of the patients is called Cecil Cholmondeley, pronounced "Chumley".
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Ah, you must be Mr. Cholmondeley.
-->'''Mr. Cholmondeley''': No I mustn't. I'm "Chumley".
-->'''Ted''': I knew a "Bottomley" once - pronounced "Bumley".
* NoFullNameGiven:
** We don't get to know Stella, Dan, Jack, Herbert, Horace or Ermyntrude's last names.
** The same can be said for Sister Chesterton, Mr. Cohen, Mrs. Briggs, Mr. Springett, Mrs. Marchant and Mr. Jenkins' first names.
* OneDialogueTwoConversations: Matron and Harry overhear Mr. Marchant playing a spaceman game with Little Bob and think he is discussing plans to close Mercy Street Hospital.
* OutWithABang: Mrs. Briggs mentions she gave her husband pills to be more active in bed. The only problem is they worked too well:
-->'''Doctor''': Ah yes, Mrs. Briggs... I saw you last week - yes - you told me your husband hadn't been - uh - very active.
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': That's right - and you gave me them tablets.
-->'''Doctor''': To put in his cocoa at night.
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': Right. Well he was away until yesterday so I put the whole lot in last night.
-->'''Doctor''': My God! What happened? How did he do?
-->'''Mrs. Briggs''': ''Very'' well, thank you. Seven times last night - three times this morning - just before he died...
* PopCulturePunEpisodeTitle: One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is called ''Gone With The Grunt'', a play on ''Film/GoneWithTheWind''.
* PottyFailure:
** Mr. Jenkins mentions he once wet a couch.
** A Colonel's life is made uncomfortable by how regular his bowel movements are:
--->'''Sir Roderick''': You may be retired but you're still a very "regular" soldier, eh, what, ha-ha?
--->'''Colonel''': Damned regular, sir. Every morning at seven o'clock sharp.
--->'''Sir Roderick''': Well what's wrong with that?
--->'''Colonel''': Don't get up till eight.
* {{Pun}}:
** Dr. Firkin and Mr. Cohen make cracks about the egg-cosy Mr. Harper wears on his nose:
--->'''Sir Roderick''': If they don't realise, and respect, that your nasal attire is probably part of some obscure religious celebration-
--->'''Dr. Firkin''': Like Sniffmas...
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Or Yom Hooter.
** Matron makes a bad one to try and impress Mr. Marchant:
--->'''Matron''': I don't want anyone from any REGIONAL BOARD being BORED when he's in ''my'' REGION - eh - what - oh-ha - ha-hohee.
** When discussing a Colonel's pooping habits, Sir Roderick says he may be retired, but he's still a very "regular" soldier.
* ReallyGetsAround:
** Dr. Firkin has had his way with almost all of the nurses.
--->'''Ted''': 'E gets more bangs than a shutter in a gale.
** Dave is visited by several pretty girls during his stay at Mercy Street Hospital.
* RichLanguagePoorLanguage: Sister Chesterton tries to speak posh when on the job:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Matron can tell if a bed's had a sparrer's fevver... ({{Beat}}) I mean, of course, a pigeon's plume drop down on it, let alone a deadweight Student Nurse crashing like a sack of spuds.
* RightBehindMe: Sister Chesterton calls Matron a vulture while unaware she's in the same room as her:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': Why Matron, what a pleasant surprise, you're early...
-->'''Matron''': The early vulture catches the snake-in-the-grass...?
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Sir Roderick speaks in an overly-technical way.
-->'''Mr. Harper''': And don't worry: I'm not going to say cold noses run in my family.
-->'''Sir Roderick''': Why not? It's a perfectly acceptable lay term for genetic probosco antarctica.
* ShoutOut:
** Sir Roderick compares Dr. Vernon's clumsiness to Film/TheElephantMan.
** Sir Roderick unknowingly quotes "Tell Me the Old, Old Story".
** Mr. Beaton mentions UsefulNotes/MaoZedong when trying to ask Sir Roderick about his penis.
** Ted remarks that you don't find a cross between UsefulNotes/AttilaTheHun and UsefulNotes/Boudica in Mercy Street Hospital every day.
** Matron's favourite song is " "Ah! Sweet Mystery of Life" from ''Theatre/NaughtyMarietta''.
** Harry compares Mercy Street Hospital to UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria.
** Sister Chesterton mentions that sometimes a woman needs "a touch of the Barbara Cartlands".
** A patient is described as having a nose like Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac.
** After Mr. Cholmondeley mentions he works at the Butch Cassidy Gymnasium, Dennis asks if he's the Sundance Kid.
** Matron compares herself to UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill. Stella also compares Mr. Unwin to him and Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart.
** Mr. Harper and Mr. Cholmondeley discuss Literature/PaddingtonBear and Music/PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky when talking about bears.
** One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is a blantant copy of ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}'', although Mr. Cholmondeley thinks its closer to ''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood''.
** When trying to seduce Matron, Dr. Firkin makes mention of [[Franchise/StarWars "a long time ago" and "a galaxy far away"]].
** One of Mr. Cholmondeley's stories is called ''[[Film/GoneWithTheWind Gone With The Grunt]]''.
** Near the end of the film, Matron turns to a photograph of Creator/HattieJacques and asks "Did I do right?". Jacques was best known for playing various Matrons in five ''Film/CarryOn'' films prior to her death.
* SmokingHotSex: When examining Mr. Marchant, Dr. Firkin asks him if he smokes after intercourse.
* SpeakInUnison: Both Matron and Harry say "buroocracy" when discussing the redecoration of an empty ward.
* {{Spoonerism}}: Matron manages to do one when writing in her diary:
-->'''Matron''': "Dear Diary... I have decided that my 'secret admirer' is almost certainly a typical Firk by Dr. Prankin". ({{Beat}}) Drat.
* SuddenlyShouting: Mr. Springett does so when explaining to Dr. Vernon about how his third wife wouldn't eat the poisonous mushrooms he had prepared for her.
* TakeThat: Matron remarks that not even the Government would employ someone as potty as Mr. Cholmondeley.
* TheyDo: Matron and Sir Roderick plan to marry by the end of the script.
* TitleDrop: Sister Chesterton does so when trying to get Nurse Furness to work harder:
-->'''Sister Chesterton''': We need that stuff cleaned, not mooned-over. Carry on, Nurse. ({{Beat}}) Do I have to say ''Carry on again, Nurse''?
* WaxingLyrical: Sir Roderick quotes a famous hymn:
-->'''Mr. Beaton''': You know the old, old story?
-->'''Sir Roderick''': No. Tell me the old, old story.
* WordSchmord:
** Used by Mr. Cohen when speaking to Mr. Beaton about Sir Roderick:
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': He's too posh.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Posh-shmosh.
** And again after Mr. Beaton has spoken with Sir Roderick
--->'''Mr. Beaton''': I'd've gone mad by now.
--->'''Mr. Cohen''': Mad-shmad - so long as you don't go out of your mind.
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