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-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Eye master bait.]]
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-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Eye master bait.]]
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* "Have you tried deleting your system32 folder? It'll really speed up your system." (TIP: NEVER DO THIS. The system32 folder contains important files that Windows relies on to run, so it can't even be ''renamed'' without putting your computer beyond repair)
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* "Have you tried deleting your system32 folder? It'll really speed up your system." (TIP: NEVER '''''NEVER DO THIS. THIS.''''' The system32 folder contains important files that Windows relies on to run, so it can't even be ''renamed'' without putting your computer beyond repair)
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* There's a joke in Portuguese regarding "Do you know Mário?", that translated to English would be "Do you know Posit?" "Who?" "That one who fucked you behind the closet!" Conflating that joke with [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Nintendo's mascot]] [[https://gamehall.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/206615_122029284540809_100002012131143_148525_5701022_n.jpg is common]].
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** Similarly, Alice gives Bob a list of words like “coast” and “roast” then asks “What do you put in a toaster?” You don’t put TOAST in a toaster, you put BREAD in.
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* What does M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D spell? [[note]]MacDonald.[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell? [[note]]MacGregor.[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? [[note]]machinery, not "MacHinery".[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell? [[note]]MacGregor.[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? [[note]]machinery, not "MacHinery".[[/note]]
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* What does M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D spell? [[note]]MacDonald.[[note]][=MacDonald=].[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell?[[note]]MacGregor.[[note]][=MacGregor=].[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? [[note]]machinery, not"MacHinery"."[=MacHinery=]".[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell?
** What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? [[note]]machinery, not
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* What does M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D spell? [[note]]MacDonald.[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell? [[note]]MacGregor.[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? [[note]]machinery, not "MacHinery".[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-G-R-E-G-O-R spell? [[note]]MacGregor.[[/note]]
** What does M-A-C-H-I-N-E-R-Y spell? [[note]]machinery, not "MacHinery".[[/note]]
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* This series of questions:
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-A spell?
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-E spell?
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-I spell?
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-O spell?
-->'''A''': No, not "twoah" – two!
* And this one:
-->'''Alice''': Spell "hop".
-->'''Bob''': H-O-P.
-->'''Alice''': Spell "pop".
-->'''Bob''': P-O-P.
-->'''Alice''': Spell "top".
-->'''Bob''': T-O-P.
-->'''Alice''': What do you do at a green light?
-->'''Bob''': Stop!
-->'''Alice''': No, you go at a green light!
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-A spell?
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-E spell?
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-I spell?
-->'''Q''': What does T-W-O spell?
-->'''A''': No, not "twoah" – two!
* And this one:
-->'''Alice''': Spell "hop".
-->'''Bob''': H-O-P.
-->'''Alice''': Spell "pop".
-->'''Bob''': P-O-P.
-->'''Alice''': Spell "top".
-->'''Bob''': T-O-P.
-->'''Alice''': What do you do at a green light?
-->'''Bob''': Stop!
-->'''Alice''': No, you go at a green light!
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'''Alice:''' Congratulations – you're a loser!
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'''Alice:''' Congratulations – you're a loser!
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** And the "loser says what" joke.
--->'''Alice:''' A loser says what.\\
'''Bob:''' What?\\
'''Alice:''' Congratulations – you're a loser!
--->'''Alice:''' A loser says what.\\
'''Bob:''' What?\\
'''Alice:''' Congratulations – you're a loser!
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** [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} Oh, so you di-aww, you stole my lungs]].
** Why isn't gullible in the dictionary?
* One of a series of facts states that it is impossible to lick your elbow. At the end it asks you if you tried. (Note: It's possible for a lot of people, just not everyone.)
** Why isn't gullible in the dictionary?
* One of a series of facts states that it is impossible to lick your elbow. At the end it asks you if you tried. (Note: It's possible for a lot of people, just not everyone.)
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** Why isn't gullible in the dictionary?
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** There is a sign that says "Complaint Department, push button for service", which is a button on a mouse trap.
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** There is a sign that says "Complaint Department, push button for service", which is a button on a mouse trap.mousetrap.
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-->'''Alice''': So what do you catch an eyemaster with?
-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Eyemaster bait.]]
-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Eyemaster bait.]]
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-->'''Alice''': So what do you catch an eyemaster eye master with?
-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalmsEyemaster Eye master bait.]]
-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms
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** "If a quiz is a Quizicle, what's a test?" Though some kids are savvy enough to never give a straight answer.
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** Why isn't gullible in the dictionary?
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* "Have you tried deleting your system32 folder? It'll really speed up your system." (TIP: NEVER DO THIS. The system32 folder contains important files that Windows relies on to run, so it can't even be ''renamed'' without putting your computer beyond repair)repair)
** The Unix[[labelnote:*]]just about any OS that isn't Windows, including Linux and OS X[[/labelnote]] equivalent is running the command @@[=sudo rm -rf /=]@@ which wipes out everything on your hard drive.
** The Unix[[labelnote:*]]just about any OS that isn't Windows, including Linux and OS X[[/labelnote]] equivalent is running the command @@[=sudo rm -rf /=]@@ which wipes out everything on your hard drive.
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** Which ties into the practical joke of "You've got something on your shirt!"
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*"Someone told me you sound like an owl!" "Who?"
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** Another funny variant is "Look down your shirt and spell 'Attic'".
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* How to keep an idiot busy: ''See bottom of this page.''
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* How to keep an idiot busy: ''See top of this page.''
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* "How do you spell '[[ToiletHumor ICUP]]'?"
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** A variation: "I know a great Knock-Knock joke, you start."
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-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Eyemaster bait.]]
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* Some {{Henway}} jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:
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* Some {{Henway}} "WhatsAHenway" jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:
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** Similarly, this KnockKnockJoke:
---> '''Alice:''' Knock-knock.\\
'''Bob:''' Who's there?\\
'''Alice:''' I'm a pile-up.\\
'''Bob:''' I'm a pile-up who?\\
'''Alice:''' No you're not, don't be so hard on yourself!
---> '''Alice:''' Knock-knock.\\
'''Bob:''' Who's there?\\
'''Alice:''' I'm a pile-up.\\
'''Bob:''' I'm a pile-up who?\\
'''Alice:''' No you're not, don't be so hard on yourself!
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'''Person 1:''' How do you keep a turkey in suspense.
'''Person 2:''' I don't know, how?
'''Person 2:''' I don't know, how?
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'''Person 2:''' I don't know,
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* Person 1, "how do you keep a turkey in suspense." person 2, "I don't Know how?" Person 1, "I'll tell you later."
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* Person 1, "how This joke:
'''Person 1:''' How do you keep a turkey insuspense." person 2, "I suspense.
'''Person 2:''' I don'tKnow how?" Person 1, "I'll know, how?
'''Person 1:''' I'll tell you later."
'''Person 1:''' How do you keep a turkey in
'''Person 2:''' I don't
'''Person 1:''' I'll tell you later.
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* Some {{Henway}} jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:
-->'''Alice''': Hey Bob, what do you catch a salmon with?
-->'''Bob''': Salmon bait.
-->'''Alice''': And what do you catch a trout with?
-->'''Bob''': Trout bait.
-->'''Alice''': So what do you catch an eyemaster with?
-->'''Bob''': Eyemaster bait.
-->'''Alice''': Hey Bob, what do you catch a salmon with?
-->'''Bob''': Salmon bait.
-->'''Alice''': And what do you catch a trout with?
-->'''Bob''': Trout bait.
-->'''Alice''': So what do you catch an eyemaster with?
-->'''Bob''': Eyemaster bait.
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** [[ASDFMovie Oh, so you di-aww, you stole my lungs]].
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** [[ASDFMovie [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} Oh, so you di-aww, you stole my lungs]].
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* How is the capital of Kentucky pronounced? The person being asked will reply with one of two possible ways that "Louisville" could be pronounced. Wrong: the answer is [[spoiler:Frankfort]]. Probably because Louisville is the bigger city causes people to fall for this trick.
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* How is the capital of Kentucky pronounced? The person being asked will reply with one of two possible ways that "Louisville" could be pronounced. Wrong: the pronunciations of "Louisville". The actual answer is [[spoiler:Frankfort]]. Probably because Louisville is the bigger city causes people to fall for this trick.Frankfort.
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** [[ASDFMovie Oh, so you di-aww, you stole my lungs]].
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* Whatever you do, don't look down. (Cue person immediately looking down.)
* Oh, by the way, we snuck into your house last night and wrote the word "gullible" on the ceiling above your computer. And if you didn't fall for that, it's probably for the best. At least [[http://xkcd.com/542 this way you won't see the blood]]. Luckily, you also have NoPeripheralVision.
* One of a series of facts states that it is impossible to lick your elbow. At the end it asks you if you tried. (Note: It's possible for a lot of people, just not everyone.)
* On Website/YouTube, pressing the number keys on a keyboard while watching a video will cause it to skip ahead to a certain part of the video, something comments will point out to highlight a funny portion. Press 1 to see the funny laugh. Press 3 to hear "Okay, this is pretty great..." Press 10 to see an idiot.
* There are many joke signs for the complaint department in stores.
** There is a sign that says "Complaint Department, push button for service", which is a button on a mouse trap.
** Another example says "Complaint Department, please take a number", where the number is on a grenade pin.
* How is the capital of Kentucky pronounced? The person being asked will reply with one of two possible ways that "Louisville" could be pronounced. Wrong: the answer is [[spoiler:Frankfort]]. Probably because Louisville is the bigger city causes people to fall for this trick.
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* Oh, by the way, we snuck into your house last night and wrote the word "gullible" on the ceiling above your computer. And if you didn't fall for that, it's probably for the best. At least [[http://xkcd.com/542 this way you won't see the blood]]. Luckily, you also have NoPeripheralVision.
* One of a series of facts states that it is impossible to lick your elbow. At the end it asks you if you tried. (Note: It's possible for a lot of people, just not everyone.)
* On Website/YouTube, pressing the number keys on a keyboard while watching a video will cause it to skip ahead to a certain part of the video, something comments will point out to highlight a funny portion. Press 1 to see the funny laugh. Press 3 to hear "Okay, this is pretty great..." Press 10 to see an idiot.
* There are many joke signs for the complaint department in stores.
** There is a sign that says "Complaint Department, push button for service", which is a button on a mouse trap.
** Another example says "Complaint Department, please take a number", where the number is on a grenade pin.
* How is the capital of Kentucky pronounced? The person being asked will reply with one of two possible ways that "Louisville" could be pronounced. Wrong: the answer is [[spoiler:Frankfort]]. Probably because Louisville is the bigger city causes people to fall for this trick.
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