History SchmuckBait / Jokes

23rd Aug '17 1:38:11 PM Octorok103
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* "Have you tried deleting your system32 folder? It'll really speed up your system." (TIP: NEVER DO THIS. The system32 folder can't even be ''renamed'' without putting your computer beyond repair)

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* "Have you tried deleting your system32 folder? It'll really speed up your system." (TIP: NEVER DO THIS. The system32 folder contains important files that Windows relies on to run, so it can't even be ''renamed'' without putting your computer beyond repair)repair)
** The Unix[[labelnote:*]]just about any OS that isn't Windows, including Linux and OS X[[/labelnote]] equivalent is running the command @@[=sudo rm -rf /=]@@ which wipes out everything on your hard drive.
21st Aug '17 1:18:43 PM ironballs16
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** Which ties into the practical joke of "You've got something on your shirt!"
25th Jan '17 1:45:40 PM Tightwire
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* "Have you tried deleting your system32 folder? It'll really speed up your system." (TIP: NEVER DO THIS. The system32 folder can't even be ''renamed'' without putting your computer beyond repair)
6th Jul '16 2:01:09 PM Lexodus
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*"Someone told me you sound like an owl!" "Who?"
16th Feb '16 12:51:15 PM Quilladin206
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** Another funny variant is "Look down your shirt and spell 'Attic'".
11th Feb '16 3:54:08 AM IlGreven
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* How to keep an idiot busy: ''See bottom of this page.''


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* How to keep an idiot busy: ''See top of this page.''
12th Mar '15 4:09:11 PM TrickyTroper
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* "How do you spell '[[ToiletHumor ICUP]]'?"
17th Aug '14 11:20:45 AM Ptorquemada
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** A variation: "I know a great Knock-Knock joke, you start."
1st Nov '13 1:48:07 PM LadyJafaria
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-->'''Bob''': Eyemaster bait.

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-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Eyemaster bait.]]
28th Aug '13 9:03:55 AM thevisualboy37
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* Some {{Henway}} jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:

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* Some {{Henway}} "WhatsAHenway" jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:


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** Similarly, this KnockKnockJoke:
---> '''Alice:''' Knock-knock.\\
'''Bob:''' Who's there?\\
'''Alice:''' I'm a pile-up.\\
'''Bob:''' I'm a pile-up who?\\
'''Alice:''' No you're not, don't be so hard on yourself!
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