History SchmuckBait / Jokes

6th Jul '16 2:01:09 PM Lexodus
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*"Someone told me you sound like an owl!" "Who?"
16th Feb '16 12:51:15 PM Quilladin206
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** Another funny variant is "Look down your shirt and spell 'Attic'".
11th Feb '16 3:54:08 AM IlGreven
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* How to keep an idiot busy: ''See bottom of this page.''


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* How to keep an idiot busy: ''See top of this page.''
12th Mar '15 4:09:11 PM TrickyTroper
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* "How do you spell '[[ToiletHumor ICUP]]'?"
17th Aug '14 11:20:45 AM Ptorquemada
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** A variation: "I know a great Knock-Knock joke, you start."
1st Nov '13 1:48:07 PM LadyJafaria
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-->'''Bob''': Eyemaster bait.

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-->'''Bob''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms Eyemaster bait.]]
28th Aug '13 9:03:55 AM thevisualboy37
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* Some {{Henway}} jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:

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* Some {{Henway}} "WhatsAHenway" jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:


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** Similarly, this KnockKnockJoke:
---> '''Alice:''' Knock-knock.\\
'''Bob:''' Who's there?\\
'''Alice:''' I'm a pile-up.\\
'''Bob:''' I'm a pile-up who?\\
'''Alice:''' No you're not, don't be so hard on yourself!
11th Aug '13 12:29:09 PM Viira
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'''Person 1:''' How do you keep a turkey in suspense.
'''Person 2:''' I don't know, how?

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'''Person -->'''Person 1:''' How do you keep a turkey in suspense.
suspense.\\
'''Person 2:''' I don't know, how?how?\\
11th Aug '13 12:28:42 PM Viira
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* Person 1, "how do you keep a turkey in suspense." person 2, "I don't Know how?" Person 1, "I'll tell you later."

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* Person 1, "how This joke:
'''Person 1:''' How
do you keep a turkey in suspense." person 2, "I suspense.
'''Person 2:''' I
don't Know how?" Person 1, "I'll know, how?
'''Person 1:''' I'll
tell you later."
31st Jul '13 7:20:11 AM LadyJafaria
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* Some {{Henway}} jokes are schmuck bait, getting people to say awkward things. Take this one:
-->'''Alice''': Hey Bob, what do you catch a salmon with?
-->'''Bob''': Salmon bait.
-->'''Alice''': And what do you catch a trout with?
-->'''Bob''': Trout bait.
-->'''Alice''': So what do you catch an eyemaster with?
-->'''Bob''': Eyemaster bait.
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