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* The magazine held contests for money to see who could do the most outrageous things in the name of UsefulNotes/PlayStation. These ranged from painting the Franchise/TombRaider logo on the side of a boat to getting married while dressed as VideoGame/PaRappaTheRapper for the entire wedding ceremony.
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* The magazine held contests for money to see who could do the most outrageous things in the name of UsefulNotes/PlayStation.Platform/PlayStation. These ranged from painting the Franchise/TombRaider logo on the side of a boat to getting married while dressed as VideoGame/PaRappaTheRapper for the entire wedding ceremony.
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* Caddy at one point says that the magazine can convert even the most die-hard Sonic fan to a UsefulNotes/PlayStation fan. Cue Caddy in a ridiculous Sonic costume reading the magazine.
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** The reason for this gag being many a TakeThat aimed at certain complaints George makes, such as him claiming that no one buys FPS games only for multiplayer in the ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' review, even though multiplayer has become a staple of many FPS games,[[note]]such as the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise[[/note]] and certain critically acclaimed and commercially successful FPS games are multiplayer only, [[note]]take ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' for example[[/note]] him calling ''VideoGame/GranTurismo'' a flop, despite the fact that ''Gran Turismo'' is currently ''the'' best-selling UsefulNotes/PlayStation game of all time, [[note]]it even beat out ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', ''VideoGame/Tekken3'', and even Caddy's favorite, ''VideoGame/OddworldAbesOddysee''[[/note]] and the "It's like turning Mario into a sports game" complaint, even though there have been multiple Mario sports games. [[note]]And that's not counting the Olympic Games done with Sonic or the ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' games[[/note]]
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** The reason for this gag being many a TakeThat aimed at certain complaints George makes, such as him claiming that no one buys FPS games only for multiplayer in the ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' review, even though multiplayer has become a staple of many FPS games,[[note]]such as the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise[[/note]] and certain critically acclaimed and commercially successful FPS games are multiplayer only, [[note]]take ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' for example[[/note]] him calling ''VideoGame/GranTurismo'' a flop, despite the fact that ''Gran Turismo'' is currently ''the'' best-selling UsefulNotes/PlayStation Platform/PlayStation game of all time, [[note]]it even beat out ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', ''VideoGame/Tekken3'', and even Caddy's favorite, ''VideoGame/OddworldAbesOddysee''[[/note]] and the "It's like turning Mario into a sports game" complaint, even though there have been multiple Mario sports games. [[note]]And that's not counting the Olympic Games done with Sonic or the ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' games[[/note]]
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* If you thought ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy was awful, then you haven't played ''Toy Story''... on the Zizzle. Long story short, a Zizzle is an LCD-frame console (think UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch or Tiger Electronic handheld games but worse).
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* If you thought ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy was awful, then you haven't played ''Toy Story''... on the Zizzle. Long story short, a Zizzle is an LCD-frame console (think UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch Platform/GameAndWatch or Tiger Electronic handheld games but worse).
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** [[MemeticMutation With the nut you can play with outside,]] [[UsefulNotes/PlayStationPortable no less.]]
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* Cash Banooca 4: In a Big Tent, starring Cash Bancooca, Cock-Cock Vindaloo, Tractor Barnparty, Ned Climax, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Dumpling]].
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* Cash Banooca 4: In a Big Tent, starring Cash Bancooca, Cock-Cock Vindaloo, Tractor Barnparty, Ned Climax, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Dumpling]].Dumpling.
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* Caddy finally gets fed up with the wacky antics of random characters barging into his life just to segue into the next game, so he angrily demands Charlie Window to stop being a [[JustForPun pane]] and just give him the game.
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* Caddy leaves his house for the first time in months... [[JustForPun by going]] ''{{WesternAnimation/Up}}''.
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* After LEGO sent Caddy their latest LEGO Mario set, Caddy began making the [[JustForPun connections]]. Mario is a game, LEGO is LEGO. Mario. LEGO. Game. LEGO. LEGO... [[EntertaininglyWrong alligators!]]
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* After LEGO sent Caddy their latest LEGO Mario set, Caddy began making the [[JustForPun connections]].connections. Mario is a game, LEGO is LEGO. Mario. LEGO. Game. LEGO. LEGO... [[EntertaininglyWrong alligators!]]
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** One of the games has voice acting. [[VoiceOfTheLegion Really]] [[DullSurprise wooden]] [[SyntheticVoiceActor voice]] [[NoPunctuationPeriod acting]].
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* Because of how much LEGO has grown, it can do so much more than just stick together. It can spin, it can roll, it can be turned on and off, it can sync with your phone, it can connect to your wi-fi, [[SurpriseCreepy it can steal your soul]], it can recieve software updates.
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* Because of how much LEGO has grown, it can do so much more than just stick together. It can spin, it can roll, it can be turned on and off, it can sync with your phone, it can connect to your wi-fi, [[SurpriseCreepy [[BreadEggsMilkSquick it can steal your soul]], it can recieve software updates.
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** He also finds the Xbox and [=GBA=] versions of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles,'' both published by [[{{Creator/THQ}} THICK!]]
* Because Caddy is playing ''VideoGame/TheIncredibles'' for the Xbox on an Xbox 360, that causes the infamous performance issues such an action is known for, texture glitches being one of them. Highlights include lily pads in an elevator to Syndrome's lair, [[MakesSenseInContext cars with metal nipples all over]], [[NightmareFuel Bob's deconstructed face decorating a building...]]
* Because Caddy is playing ''VideoGame/TheIncredibles'' for the Xbox on an Xbox 360, that causes the infamous performance issues such an action is known for, texture glitches being one of them. Highlights include lily pads in an elevator to Syndrome's lair, [[MakesSenseInContext cars with metal nipples all over]], [[NightmareFuel Bob's deconstructed face decorating a building...]]
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** He also finds the Xbox and [=GBA=] versions of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles,'' ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1,'' both published by [[{{Creator/THQ}} THICK!]]
* Because Caddy is playing''VideoGame/TheIncredibles'' ''{{VideoGame/The Incredibles|Game}}'' for the Xbox on an Xbox 360, that causes the infamous performance issues such an action is known for, texture glitches being one of them. Highlights include lily pads in an elevator to Syndrome's lair, [[MakesSenseInContext cars with metal nipples all over]], [[NightmareFuel Bob's deconstructed face decorating a building...]]
* Because Caddy is playing
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* After seeing a pool toy of [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]][[note]] and showing a picture of VideoGame/{{Gex}} for some reason[[/note]], Caddy postulates on a ''Crash: Purple'' remake with blow-up dolls.
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* After seeing a pool toy of [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]][[note]] Franchise/{{Spyro|TheDragon}}[[note]] and showing a picture of VideoGame/{{Gex}} for some reason[[/note]], Caddy postulates on a ''Crash: Purple'' remake with blow-up dolls.
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* In general, it's hard not to laugh at the sheer insanity of the reviews. The unbridled levels of CriticalResearchFailure, absurd complaints[[note]]such as the "lack of realism" in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' (a game with fire-breathing three-headed dogs) and the fact that he claims you have to jump on a vine to make it swing in the ''Tarzan'' tie-in game, when you ''can'' make it swing, by simply ''using the directional buttons''[[/note]], the fact that he [[OpinionFlipFlop constantly changes his opinions]], sometimes '''within the same sentence''' and the fact that he has to cheat to beat the first level of some games ''on the lowest difficulty setting'' and '''''still blasts the game for being too easy'''''. Caddy sums it up best:
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* In general, it's hard not to laugh at the sheer insanity of the reviews. The unbridled levels of CriticalResearchFailure, wild inaccuracy, absurd complaints[[note]]such as the "lack of realism" in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' (a game with fire-breathing three-headed dogs) and the fact that he claims you have to jump on a vine to make it swing in the ''Tarzan'' tie-in game, when you ''can'' make it swing, by simply ''using the directional buttons''[[/note]], the fact that he [[OpinionFlipFlop constantly changes his opinions]], sometimes '''within the same sentence''' and the fact that he has to cheat to beat the first level of some games ''on the lowest difficulty setting'' and '''''still blasts the game for being too easy'''''. Caddy sums it up best:
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* The video game of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' on the SNES might lack the power of [[Series/GamingInTheClintonYears Silicon Graphics Computers]], but at least it's not the version on the Game Boy. Not the Game Boy Advance, the ''Game Boy.''
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* The video game of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' ''VideoGame/ToyStory'' on the SNES might lack the power of [[Series/GamingInTheClintonYears Silicon Graphics Computers]], but at least it's not the version on the Game Boy. Not the Game Boy Advance, the ''Game Boy.''
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* "Wait. What?! The judges only gave me a [[EightPointEight 99.9]]?! What do you mean 99.9?! Did you see what I just did?! That's not enough for a full score? At least give me a chicken nugget."
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* "Wait. What?! The judges only gave me a [[EightPointEight 99.9]]?! 9?! What do you mean 99.9?! Did you see what I just did?! That's not enough for a full score? At least give me a chicken nugget."
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* The video happened because Caddy woke up from a bad dream of [[UncannyValley him being a baby]] to find that he now has tiny hands and figures he can only play baby games from then on. Later, the hands fall off, and Caddy gets his normal hands back, only to shrug it off since he already came this far.
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* The video happened because Caddy woke up from a bad dream of [[UncannyValley him being a baby]] baby to find that he now has tiny hands and figures he can only play baby games from then on. Later, the hands fall off, and Caddy gets his normal hands back, only to shrug it off since he already came this far.
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* The world still bricks and Caddy going mad, he yearns for something to do, gets delivered {{VideoGame/Ring Fit Adventure}}, and takes it {{Up To Eleven}} by donning 80s workout gear [[note]] that noticeably [[{{GagPenis}} accentuates his junk]][[/note]] and calling it "Lit's Git Fit With Caddickydick".
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* The world still bricks and Caddy going mad, he yearns for something to do, gets delivered {{VideoGame/Ring Fit Adventure}}, and takes it {{Up To Eleven}} up to eleven by donning 80s workout gear [[note]] that noticeably [[{{GagPenis}} accentuates his junk]][[/note]] and calling it "Lit's Git Fit With Caddickydick".
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* As awesome as it was to see Caddy fully complete the N. Sane Trilogy (including the Platinum Time Trial Relics), it also cost him his sanity. [[SarcasmMode So what better way to remedy that then by getting all the Platinums]] ''[[UpToEleven across the entire franchise?]]''[[note]] Except ''VideoGame/CrashBash''.[[/note]]
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* As awesome as it was to see Caddy fully complete the N. Sane Trilogy (including the Platinum Time Trial Relics), it also cost him his sanity. [[SarcasmMode So what better way to remedy that then by getting all the Platinums]] ''[[UpToEleven across ''across the entire franchise?]]''[[note]] franchise?''[[note]] Except ''VideoGame/CrashBash''.[[/note]]
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* After Caddy decides that Lego Stunt Rally on Game Boy Color can be played with no hands, he wears Lego hands for the rest of the video. Though that doesn't explain why he dons a LEGO brick costume later in the video.
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* After Caddy decides that Lego Stunt Rally ''VideoGame/LEGOStuntRally'' on Game Boy Color can be played with no hands, he wears Lego hands for the rest of the video. Though that doesn't explain why he dons a LEGO brick costume later in the video.
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-->'''Caddy, [[{{Corpsing}} visibly smiling]] while [[CrocodileTears feigning his feelings being hurt]]:''' Okay, [[ItIsPronouncedTropay Gee-org]], you didn't have to be mean. Why'd ya [[InelegantBlubbering *sad gibberish*]] to say that? Ya really hurt my feelings.
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-->'''Caddy, [[{{Corpsing}} visibly smiling]] while [[CrocodileTears feigning his feelings being hurt]]:''' Okay, [[ItIsPronouncedTropay Gee-org]], Gee-org, you didn't have to be mean. Why'd ya [[InelegantBlubbering *sad gibberish*]] to say that? Ya really hurt my feelings.
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* Caddy loves No Context Twitter accounts, especially those about YouTubers since it helps him know who he wants to watch. He was pointed towards the channel in question after seeing a picture of a ranking board giving ''Rugrats: Search For Reptar'' an E on almost everything, but an A overall.
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* Caddy loves No Context Twitter accounts, especially those about YouTubers [=YouTuber=]s since it helps him know who he wants to watch. He was pointed towards the channel in question after seeing a picture of a ranking board giving ''Rugrats: Search For Reptar'' an E on almost everything, but an A overall.
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* Since being a full-time YouTuber is a stressful job, Caddy often pulls on the hairs on his fringe, meaning [[BiggerIsBetterInBed it's not as long or thick as the rest of him.]]
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* Since being a full-time YouTuber [=YouTuber=] is a stressful job, Caddy often pulls on the hairs on his fringe, meaning [[BiggerIsBetterInBed it's not as long or thick as the rest of him.]]
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The purpose of this page is to clean up the Funny.{{Caddicarus}} examples from season 14. This season's section is much longer than the others, which may be a sign of poor-quality examples.
!!Season 14
!!Season 14
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[[AC: The Weird World of PlayStation Magazines]]
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** The reason for this gag being many a TakeThat aimed at certain complaints George makes, such as him claiming that no one buys FPS games only for multiplayer in the ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' review, even though multiplayer has become a staple of many FPS games,[[note]]such as the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise[[/note]] and certain critically acclaimed and commercially successful FPS games are multiplayer only, [[note]]take ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' for example[[/note]] him calling ''VideoGame/GranTurismo'' a flop, despite the fact that ''Gran Turismo'' is currently ''the'' best-selling UsefulNotes/PlayStation game of all time, [[note]]it even beat out ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', ''[[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Tekken 3]]'', and even Caddy's favorite, ''[[VideoGame/{{Oddworld}} Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee]]''[[/note]] and the "It's like turning Mario into a sports game" complaint, even though there have been multiple Mario sports games. [[note]]And that's not counting the Olympic Games done with Sonic or the ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' games[[/note]]
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** The reason for this gag being many a TakeThat aimed at certain complaints George makes, such as him claiming that no one buys FPS games only for multiplayer in the ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' review, even though multiplayer has become a staple of many FPS games,[[note]]such as the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise[[/note]] and certain critically acclaimed and commercially successful FPS games are multiplayer only, [[note]]take ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' for example[[/note]] him calling ''VideoGame/GranTurismo'' a flop, despite the fact that ''Gran Turismo'' is currently ''the'' best-selling UsefulNotes/PlayStation game of all time, [[note]]it even beat out ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', ''[[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Tekken 3]]'', ''VideoGame/Tekken3'', and even Caddy's favorite, ''[[VideoGame/{{Oddworld}} Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee]]''[[/note]] ''VideoGame/OddworldAbesOddysee''[[/note]] and the "It's like turning Mario into a sports game" complaint, even though there have been multiple Mario sports games. [[note]]And that's not counting the Olympic Games done with Sonic or the ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' games[[/note]]
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* The magazine held contests for money to see who could do the most outrageous things in the name of PlayStation. These ranged from painting the VideoGame/{{Tomb Raider}} logo on the side of a boat to getting married while dressed as VideoGame/{{PaRappa The Rapper}} for the entire wedding ceremony.
* There was once a woman called Melissa who honestly believed that should there ever be a movie about VideoGame/{{Crash Bandicoot}}, the title role should be played by Creator/{{Brad Pitt}}. Cue Pitt's head on the body of Crash.
* There was once a woman called Melissa who honestly believed that should there ever be a movie about VideoGame/{{Crash Bandicoot}}, the title role should be played by Creator/{{Brad Pitt}}. Cue Pitt's head on the body of Crash.
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* There was once a woman called Melissa who honestly believed that should there ever be a movie aboutVideoGame/{{Crash Bandicoot}}, VideoGame/CrashBandicoot, the title role should be played by Creator/{{Brad Pitt}}.Creator/BradPitt. Cue Pitt's head on the body of Crash.
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* Caddy states that his postman loves him for collecting 10 years worth of official PlayStation magazines. Cut to an offscreen postman trying to fit a magazine through the mailslot, then giving up and ringing the doorbell.
-->'''Caddy:''' (grabbing the magazine) Ah, yes!
-->'''Postman:''' (sticking a gun through the mailslot) IF YOU BUY ONE MORE OF THOSE I SWEAR TO GOD-
-->'''Caddy:''' (grabbing the magazine) Ah, yes!
-->'''Postman:''' (sticking a gun through the mailslot) IF YOU BUY ONE MORE OF THOSE I SWEAR TO GOD-
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* Caddy states that his postman loves him for collecting 10 years worth of official PlayStation UsefulNotes/PlayStation magazines. Cut to an offscreen postman trying to fit a magazine through the mailslot, then giving up and ringing the doorbell.
-->'''Caddy:''' (grabbing the magazine) Ah,yes!
-->'''Postman:'''yes!\\
'''Postman:''' (sticking a gun through the mailslot) IF YOU BUY ONE MORE OF THOSE I SWEAR TO GOD-
-->'''Caddy:''' (grabbing the magazine) Ah,
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'''Postman:''' (sticking a gun through the mailslot) IF YOU BUY ONE MORE OF THOSE I SWEAR TO GOD-
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[[AC: I Spent $115 on the WORST [=PS4=] Games Ever]]
* Caddy starts off the new decade [[CallBack the same way he started off 2019]], with Creator/{{Yungtown}}'s voice triumphantly announcing his return, and Caddy walking into frame with his pants extremely hiked up. However, instead of guttural throat noises, Caddy simply announces that he's taking the bins out front.
* Caddy summarizes his underwhelmed reaction to ''Orc Slayer'' by revealing the footage alongside the audio from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxnY2SWZTvk&ab_channel=Pherwro "How to destroy the celebration with a trumpet"]]
* Caddy's reaction to the usage of {{Synthetic Voice Actor}}s in ''The Unknown City - Episode 1'':
-->'''Caddy:''' Yes! Daniel's in this game! Text-to-Speech Daniel!
** And not only that, Daniel's the Text-to-Speech voice used in many MLG Montage Parodies and meme reading compilations!
** Caddy then recreates [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus's fake laughter scene]] using Daniel's voice. It's exactly as monotone as you think it is.
* Caddy gives up in the middle of playing one of the Gilson B. Pontes trilogy and decides to wander around on his own, coming across a lake. When he goes to see if he can swim, his character [[WalkOnWater strides casually across the water's surface as if it were solid ground.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' (head flips upside down) '''''I'VE LOST IT NOW!'''''
** One of the games has voice acting. [[VoiceOfTheLegion Really]] [[DullSurprise wooden]] [[SyntheticVoiceActor voice]] [[NoPunctuationPeriod acting]].
-->'''Caddy:''' '[Imitating the game's narration, VoiceOfTheLegion and all]' Oh man I am hungry I am gonna go make some dinner I cannot make any dinner because I have to play this game I must buy bread and milk from the shops later to make my dinner so I suppose I could not make my dinner-
** Among the other things Gilson is credited for in one of the games is "Stinky Poo Poo Wiping" and "Man Who Made My Sandwiches"
* Caddy taking the piss out of ''Life of Black Tiger's'' shoddy ragdoll physics.
-->'''Caddy''' ''(As a dead wolf with an outstretched jaw, in a new yorker accent)'': AYYYYY! EY, JOEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
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* The beginning: Caddy makes innuendos to an offscreen entity, revealed to be a Majora's Mask cartridge, which he sits down to play, only for him to encounter a glitch, then declare that the cartridge needs a hole in the middle and shooting it with his fingers, turning it into a demo disc. He then tastes his gun fingers, stares off into space and strongly declares the following:
-->'''Caddy:''' BEEF
* At one point, Caddy tries imitating [[Series/LazyTown Robbie Rotten]] while talking about ''Demo 1'', but finds himself doing a UsefulNotes/BernieSanders impression instead.
* When discussing the trippy menus:
-->'''Caddy:''' Every demo disc released month after month didn't only brand new utterly sickening fonts for the games, but even provided a slightly different hypnotic screen for you to watch and [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext obey the walrus the walrus is my life the walrus will look after me the walrus will love me the walrus is all-knowing the walrus is all-powerful the walrus will guide me to eternity]] [[MadnessMantra obey the walrus obey the walrus]]
* One trailer for the ''Hercules'' PS game has the narrator challenging players to face Medusa's wrath...or "wroff" as he pronounces it for some reason.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Still a valid but very antiquated pronunciation, mind.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Caddy:''' Sorry, I was sitting in my BOTH, working on some MOTH and ignoring everyone like a [=socioPOTH=].
[[AC: The Weird World of PlayStation Magazines]]
* When Caddy begins discussing the concept of magazines, he lists off various ludicrously titled magazines that cover strange and unusual topics. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer And they're all real.]]
* Steven Foo: a 23-year-old chef who can't decide the best [=PS1=] game because there's too many to choose from, and can't decide the worst because he doesn't buy bad games.
* Caddy's spiel on the history of regularly-published printed media contains hilarious RapidFireComedy.
-->'''Caddy:''' And like, I don't need to give you a detailed history lesson on magazines because that means talking about the history of published written text that started in Get Stuffed B.C., but for a basic rundown, after the world's first newspaper column was published in 1605, which was aptly named '''''RELATION ALLER FÜRNEMMEN UND GEDENCKWÜRGIGEN HISTORIEN''''' the idea of releasing printed text media on a regular basis with constantly updated information seemed like a great idea. And then 6 years later, [[UsefulNotes/JamesTheFirst King James]] thought it would be very funny to release [[Literature/TheBible the same book]] over and over again for the next 400 years. Newspapers covered general topics and worldly goings-on, but that was just not very fun. (picture of fancy-dressed women playing golf) People didn't ''have'' hobbies in the 17th century! Until somebody called Armleg Nosefoot decided that if lots of people enjoyed throwing waste buckets on the vicar's head, then they could probably sell a regular releasing publication covering all the latest gossip in the world of poo in wood.
* Someone wrote in to complain that the male body was being misrepresented on the [=PS1=], so the magazine officials responded with a picture of [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Jin Kazama]] with a [[TakeThat rather rounded physique]].
* The magazine held contests for money to see who could do the most outrageous things in the name of PlayStation. These ranged from painting the VideoGame/{{Tomb Raider}} logo on the side of a boat to getting married while dressed as VideoGame/{{PaRappa The Rapper}} for the entire wedding ceremony.
* There was once a woman called Melissa who honestly believed that should there ever be a movie about VideoGame/{{Crash Bandicoot}}, the title role should be played by Creator/{{Brad Pitt}}. Cue Pitt's head on the body of Crash.
* Apparently, Caddy's friend Ben (who is also an animator for WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}) got into Issue 50 of the [=PS2=] magazine for managing to play VideoGame/{{Killzone}} before anyone else in the UK. And during dinner with the editors, in the middle of discussing the ''brand new game that nobody else had seen'', Ben decided to say "Ben doesn't like spicy food".
-->'''Caddy:''' ...dude, what is wrong with you?
-->'''Ben''': This is gooood-
* Caddy states that his postman loves him for collecting 10 years worth of official PlayStation magazines. Cut to an offscreen postman trying to fit a magazine through the mailslot, then giving up and ringing the doorbell.
-->'''Caddy:''' (grabbing the magazine) Ah, yes!
-->'''Postman:''' (sticking a gun through the mailslot) IF YOU BUY ONE MORE OF THOSE I SWEAR TO GOD-
* The footage from Caddy's mobile game sponsor is in vertical video, so he fills the black space with random gifs.
* Caddy getting extremely upset over the amateur's mistake of referring to Wumpa Fruit as "apples".
* After discovering the magazines he bought online still contain the registration cards, Caddy decides to fill it out: A free copy of Cash Banooca 2: Gringott's Steak House, delivered to the order of [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} "King D. Deedee"]], Address: "I'm not doxing myself".
* Apparently [[Music/{{Oasis}} Noel Gallagher]] is the greatest guitarist in the world.
* After the launch of the [=PS2=], magazine sales were dwindling due to the general British populace not considering magazines cool anymore, and only getting the console for the DVD player or because it was trendy. So they tried to appeal to the "lad" demographic by dumbing things down so much to where at one point ''entire pages'' were filled with nothing but seemingly identical hotlines. At one point, Caddy decides to call up his [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "local tart"]], only to find the number has been deactivated.
-->'''Caddy:''' NO! ''I WANT A LOCAL TART!!!'''
* Caddy at one point says that the magazine can convert even the most die-hard Sonic fan to a UsefulNotes/PlayStation fan. Cue Caddy in a ridiculous Sonic costume reading the magazine.
-->'''Sonic!Caddy''' [[Anime/SonicX I must go quickly!]] (awkwardly runs crouching down the stairs as "[[VideoGame/SonicForces Fist Bump]]" plays in the background)
[[AC: The Horrifying World of [=PS1=] Games for Babies]]
* The video happened because Caddy woke up from a bad dream of [[UncannyValley him being a baby]] to find that he now has tiny hands and figures he can only play baby games from then on. Later, the hands fall off, and Caddy gets his normal hands back, only to shrug it off since he already came this far.
* Caddy's [[RapidFireComedy whole speil]] on why the act of making video games for what he dubs "the lowest common denominator of human" makes complete sense.
-->'''Caddy:''' Picture this: [[Film/TheShining You're a dad.]] You get yourself a best-selling video game console like the [=PS1=]. You play it nonstop. Your wife asks you why you haven't said hello to her for 3 weeks or why the baby is cooking your chicken casserole for dinner, and she begins to blame '''THE VODDY GAMS''' for you being a neglectful dad. But then you turn around and tell her that '''''[[Creator/{{Ukinojoe}} NO!]]''''' It ''ISN'T'' because you're addicted to Disney's TARZUN, that ''CAN'T'' be it, cause this isn't ''YOUR'' [=PlayStation=], it's the ''FAMILY'S'' [=PlayStation=], see? There's also games for our children too! [=PlayStation: Scapegoating for shitty parents since 1994=].
* Little cretins named Benjamin don't look for flaws in things, they just want whatever has Peppa Pig's face on it. That's how you get them to eat healthy Strawberry and Peach Biscuits.
-->'''Caddy:''' Now shut up and eat your Peppa chops.
* While discussing some of the baby games he already reviewed, he mentions ''Santa Claus Saves the Earth'', and then its atrocious title screen music starts playing again. Caddy's reaction?
-->'''Caddy:''' [Crying] I'm sorry, everyone. I just... I haven't been this emotional since I saw ''[[Film/SavingPrivateRyan Saving Ryan's Privates]]''!
* Caddy faithfully keeps with his tradition of weird names for player characters/save files.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hello, my name is 'Munt.'
* "Ladies and Gentlemen, we apologize for the delays on your journey today, but a mental infant has decided to grab each end of the train and pull it apart. Thank You."
* Caddy understands the situation in a Series/{{Teletubbies}} game as "a vacuum cleaner with eyes watching people eat". He then laments about how he hates vacuum cleaners that do that, illustrated with a vacuum cleaner with massive googly eyes watching and then subsequently stealing Caddy's cereal.
* Inside the Teletubby Dome, you can make Tubby Custard, except not, because the Teletubbies never put a bowl underneath the dispenser, getting it all over the floor, and they then decide to flee the scene of the crime and leave footprints of blood for the Noo-Noo to eat.
* When playing ''Barbie: Race and Ride'', Caddy decides to name his horse "Baby", solely on the grounds that it's the worst possible name from the list.
** Speaking of ''Barbie: Race and Ride'', [[{{Understatement}} Caddy is not a big fan of its music.]]
---> '''Caddy:''' ''(with his hands over his ears)'' WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!
* Caddy decides to partake in some method acting to be able to tolerate the games better. He does this using an inflatable Dualshock 4 chair [[OverlyLongGag that takes way too long to actually inflate]] (and also segues into the EnforcedPlug).
* "You are so committed to this jump arc that you've practically had kids with it by the time you land."
* "So if Rayman and the gang already know everything about English and Maths, why do we care about a single book going missing? Can't we just go and get another one at ''Whuss''?"
* When another Caddy barges in wearing the Sonic costume from the last video:
-->'''Caddy:''' There has got to be something that kids enjoy doing other than this.
-->'''[[{{UnfortunateImplications}} Sonic!Caddy:]]''' '''''OOOHOOHOOHOOOHOOHOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOO'''''
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]'''''
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' It's OK, mate, don't be frightened!
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''I AM!'''''
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' But I can show you other things that kids love doing!
-->'''Caddy:''' Like what?
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' Wanna play Silly Sausage?
-->'''Caddy:''' What?
-->'''Silly Sausage:''' Silly Sausage! Come on, play with me!
-->'''Caddy:''' No thanks, I'm good.
-->'''Silly Sausage:''' *poink* Dip Me! *plop* Stretch Me! *errp* Dip Me! *plop* Stretch Me! *errp* Poke Me! *poink* Stretch Me! *errp* Stretch Me! *errpErrpERRP''ERRP'''''''ERRP'''''*
** Bonus points for Sonic!Caddy not changing his facial expression while playing Silly Sausage.
* "In Bear and the Big Blue House, '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU WORK FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.]]'''"
* Because a game that teaches kids about how easy it is to read and spell is best left to a show that looks like it should be called "[[Series/SesameStreet See-Same]]".
* "So what do we do in ''See-Same Street: Elmo's Letter Adventure''? Well, it begins with Elmo reliving some flashbacks from the war, and then Ernie puts a bird's nest on his head."
* This exchange when Caddy plays ''Sesame Street Sports'':
-->'''Cookie Monster:''' Holy guac...\\
'''Caddy:''' Cookie Monster! This game is for preschoolers!
* "''Easter Bunny has human legs!''"
* "You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up parliament!"
* At the end of the video, Caddy reveals that he needs to get a working copy of ''WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder: Can We Fix It?'' because his copy of the game is badly scratched, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Singer:''' Bob the Builder, can we fix it?\\
'''Caddy:''' No.
[[AC: I Watched 24 of the WORST [=YouTube=] Videos EVER]]
* Caddy decides not to play any of the untouched games in his collection since he would rather play VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}, [[VideoGame/{{TheLastOfUs}} The Last Of Us]], [[VideoGame/{{DaysGone}} Days Gone]], and [[VideoGame/{{ResidentEvil1}} Resident Evil]] again for completely no reason. But he doesn't feel comfortable playing them since they have moments that allude to [[UsefulNotes/CoronavirusDisease2019Pandemic then-recent events]], so he decides to continue playing [[VideoGame/{{AnimalCrossingNewHorizons}} Animal Crossing: New Horizons]], but he gets deterred from that due to the prescence of facemasks (and the fact that [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything he was given a "Springy Ride-on"]]), so he decides to not play video games and go outside. But he can't even do that on account of the world literally turning into bricks.
* Caddy expressing fascination that the universe practically imploded over what was essentially [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw an 18 second long dick joke]].
* In the olden days, being a viral sensation was appealing to everyone, including children ([=Itsoo1=]), children ([=Misha=]), and even children ([=SammyClassicSonicFan=]).
* Caddy seeing his old videos make him yearn for the good old days.
--> '''Caddy:''' The days where we could freely catch diarrhea, and know that no matter what, we could use HEAPS of toilet roll with reckless abandon! The days where we could go out whenever we wanted and get a pint at The Vole and Vacuum! The days where we could book a holiday and fly anywhere! Even... to...... Bar-buh-doss! The days where gross people didn't BOTHER to wash their hands that much, and so, every time you went to a public bathroom, it was a lottery if you'd end up in the hospital afterwards! IT WAS EXCITING!!!
* Caddy admits that he hasn't played [[VideoGame/{{KidIcarus}} Kid Icarus]], despite it being the entire reason his channel is called what it is.
-->'''Caddy:''' I don't want to play as a snotty little kid, even if he IS an angle!
* Before getting to the actual videos, Caddy comes across one that he doesn't remember at all. When he plays it, it turns out to be [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a shot of a plane engine as seen from inside the plane, before abruptly smashing to red accompanied by an explosion sound effect]].
-->({{beat}})
-->'''Caddy:''' ''WHA-?''
* Caddy kept all the alternate takes for his videos. The vlogging segments have stuff like a dog interrupting him and him screwing around with his digeridoo, but Caddy decides to look at the alternate takes of the songs.
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' 🎵I used t'keep a close eye on m'girl/Life was fun when she was around/There was no denyin' that our love was strong/Our bond was quite resound🎵
-->'''Caddy:''' (no words, has hand covering mouth)
-->'''Caddy:''' Okay, I regret clicking on that one, so what's going on in this one?
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' '''YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-'''
-->'''Caddy:''' (recoils in shock)
[[AC: I Watched 287 of the WORST Game Reviews Ever]]
* Caddy loves No Context Twitter accounts, especially those about YouTubers since it helps him know who he wants to watch. He was pointed towards the channel in question after seeing a picture of a ranking board giving ''Rugrats: Search For Reptar'' an E on almost everything, but an A overall.
* If you must know, yes, the series is in fact, the infamous [[Series/{{GamingInTheClintonYears}} Gaming In The Clinton Years]].
* How does Caddy react to their comment about VideoGame/TombRaiderIII for a potential storyline where Lara gets breast cancer? He ''breaks his laptop in half''. No editing involved.
-->'''Lara:''' 🎵 [[Music/JohnnyCash What have I become...?]] 🎵
** "You know ''that'' Lara Croft? The millionaire explorer with handguns and a mysterious family history? I know how to make her character more meaningful... ''GIVE HER A TUMOR''!!"
* "If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn, but I am extremely stubborn."
* ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome "OH MY GOD IT'S A BLOCK! I'VE NEVER SEE ONE OF THEM BEFORE!!!"]]''
* [[OverlyLongGag "Well..."]]
** The reason for this gag being many a TakeThat aimed at certain complaints George makes, such as him claiming that no one buys FPS games only for multiplayer in the ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' review, even though multiplayer has become a staple of many FPS games,[[note]]such as the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise[[/note]] and certain critically acclaimed and commercially successful FPS games are multiplayer only, [[note]]take ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' for example[[/note]] him calling ''VideoGame/GranTurismo'' a flop, despite the fact that ''Gran Turismo'' is currently ''the'' best-selling UsefulNotes/PlayStation game of all time, [[note]]it even beat out ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', ''[[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Tekken 3]]'', and even Caddy's favorite, ''[[VideoGame/{{Oddworld}} Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee]]''[[/note]] and the "It's like turning Mario into a sports game" complaint, even though there have been multiple Mario sports games. [[note]]And that's not counting the Olympic Games done with Sonic or the ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' games[[/note]]
* "The game isn't good, and neither is the ending, now here's the ending, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
* "[[ManipulativeEditing You are stupid.]]"
-->'''Caddy, [[{{Corpsing}} visibly smiling]] while [[CrocodileTears feigning his feelings being hurt]]:''' Okay, [[ItIsPronouncedTropay Gee-org]], you didn't have to be mean. Why'd ya [[InelegantBlubbering *sad gibberish*]] to say that? Ya really hurt my feelings.
* One theme you'll notice is the fact that various videos were uploaded twice, but with the video quality increased from 240p to 360p, Which, according to Caddy, is akin to "going from filming with a potato to filming with a peeled potato".
* In general, it's hard not to laugh at the sheer insanity of the reviews. The unbridled levels of CriticalResearchFailure, absurd complaints[[note]]such as the "lack of realism" in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' (a game with fire-breathing three-headed dogs) and the fact that he claims you have to jump on a vine to make it swing in the ''Tarzan'' tie-in game, when you ''can'' make it swing, by simply ''using the directional buttons''[[/note]], the fact that he [[OpinionFlipFlop constantly changes his opinions]], sometimes '''within the same sentence''' and the fact that he has to cheat to beat the first level of some games ''on the lowest difficulty setting'' and '''''still blasts the game for being too easy'''''. Caddy sums it up best:
-->'''Caddy:''' It's like you're watching a video of a carpenter repeatedly hammer his thumb, while complaining about the fact that he ''didn't buy any nails''.
* Another theme is George Wood being so bad at video games that he cheats to see the end of the game, but then complains [[{{Hypocrite}} that cheating either destroys the fun or makes the game too short.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them '''CHEAT AT VIDEO GAMES'''!
* At one point, Caddy talks about duplicate uploads of several videos with a longer length and/or added brackets with the background music[[note]]Sting Chameleon's theme from ''Videogame/MegaManX''[[/note]] speeding up while a scream is being heard slowly getting louder and louder. Then Caddy proceeds to say that every single video "begins with that same bloody--🎵'''''[[SuddenlyShouting DUUUUUUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!]]'''''🎵"[[note]]The Hall of Mirrors theme from ''VideoGame/{{Shadowgate}}'' which is Gaming in the Clinton Years' theme song.[[/note]]
[[AC: The Nightmare World of Dreamworks Games]]
* The video's semi-{{Cold Open}}: Caddy is 68 days into lockdown and...
-->'''Caddy:''' HI! I'M COMPOST!
* The world still bricks and Caddy going mad, he yearns for something to do, gets delivered {{VideoGame/Ring Fit Adventure}}, and takes it {{Up To Eleven}} by donning 80s workout gear [[note]] that noticeably [[{{GagPenis}} accentuates his junk]][[/note]] and calling it "Lit's Git Fit With Caddickydick".
* However, Caddy is fully aware that all this is not what his viewers chimed in for. They only came for "[[Creator/{{WillSmith}} Will Smith]] [[WesternAnimation/{{SharkTale}} fish]] and [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} the funny green man]] [[{{MemeticMutation}} opening the door]]".
-->[[Music/{{SmashMouth}} SOME]]--- (nothing happens)
* 🎵Because every little thing, *clap* is gonna be alright🎵 [[{{MoodWhiplash}} when you're being evicted]]
* By simply swimming into the side of a mailbox, Caddy manages to build up speed for so long flailing that he clips through the mailbox and speeds off incredibly.
* Every time Caddy makes a bee pun:
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''EEEEEEEEEHHHH!'''''
* Caddy hijacks a car and forces the bee driving it to drive him to the next objective, but in doing so, renders the driver stuck in his car and forced to accompany him while looking like he's about to unhinge his jaw.
* Caddy's initial reaction to seeing ''Hammy Goes Nuts'' on DS?
-->'''Caddy:''' I'm out of here, I'm gone, thanks for everything, house! Sat Nav, please take me as far away as possible from Over the Hedge on the DS.
-->'''Sat Nav:''' I'm afraid I can't do that.
-->'''Caddy:''' Why not?
-->'''Sat Nav:''' Your destination is behind you.
-->(Caddy turns around to find the game behind him)
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''PFFFFFFFF'''''
* Caddy's attempt at a transition.
--> HI I'M BARRY BARRY AND HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?
--> (cut to Caddy sledding down his stairs)
* Caddy's favorite characters from the timeless classic ''WesternAnimation/{{Turbo}}'' are "Roly Poly" and "Eyesonadick".
* Caddy takes advice from Tiddy the Teddy (voiced by [[{{CallBack}} Daniel]]) to play another kart racer, since it'll automatically be exponentially better than Turbo, all the while ignoring his insults, threats, and existential crises.
* This.
-->'''Shrek:''' DONKEH!
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh look, it's Shrek! From Dreamworks Animation's hit comedy family film franchise called Shrek! What do you want?
-->'''Shrek:''' OGRES HAVE LAAAAAYYYEEEEEEEE-
-->'''Caddy:''' And then we sat down together and played Shrek 2 on the Gamecube.
* Caddy makes the [[TooDumbToLive grave mistake]] of calling the [[ArtificialStupidity AI]] in Shrek 2 [[CallBack dumb as bricks]].
-->'''Caddy:''' [[OhCrap Oh God,]] I didn't say that out loud, did I?
--> ([[SensoryAbuse camera cuts to the brick wall outside emitting a loud droning noise and shaking violently]])
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!'''''
* Caddy refuses to play any more Shrek games and instead takes up residence inside his sweater.
* "Yeah! Yeah! TDK! TDK! TDK stands for Tickle David's Knickers!"
* "I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that doesn't apply when your head is the size of Saturn!"
* The intro cutscene for ''Shrek Super Party'' states that all Shrek wants is to live alone, even though he is starring in a party game where he rounds up his friends to compete in minigames for bugs and trade the bugs for higher valued bugs and not do anything with them.
-->'''Caddy:''' Do you feel alone yet?
* This exchange.
-->'''Magic Mirror:''' Put your hands together for Shrek!
-->'''Caddy:''' (does just that) Now what?
* "Goddammit, I've seen this stupid kid on this stupid moon so many times now that I want him to fall off!"
* When hearing the menu select noise in ''Shrek: Extra Large'', a burp.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hey Siri, cut the cord.
* Caddy [[{{Corpsing}} loses it]] when he sees ''Extra Large'''s close-up camera, comparing it to a toddler stealing a camera phone and a knife, as well as saying it makes the game look like "a [[Creator/PabloPicasso Picasso]] painting if he sniffed glue before painting it".
* Highlights of Caddy's first foray into the Kinect include:
** Him not being able to put it on top of his flat-screen TV, so securing it with a wad of clay.
** Him doing a little dance with his on-screen motion-sensing reflection.
** Him not even reviewing the game and instead playing it live.
** Him being startled by the game starting when he holds his hand out.
** Him not saying his name when prompted and breezing past that section by accident.
** Him getting every single answer on the trivia question wrong.
** Him cracking up at a picture he didn't even know the game took where he looks completely bored and disinterested and then deciding to end the video on that note.
[[AC: I Got ALL 202 Platinum Relics in Crash Bandicoot]]
* Caddy, now 84 days into lockdown, seems to have developed a healthy relationship with the bricks. So much so that he decides he doesn't want to leave the house anymore.
--> '''[[{{SuddenlyVoiced}} Bricks:]]''' That's good [[{{MoodWhiplash}} BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!]]
* "Yeah, that's all I do with my life. I'm either playing VideoGame/CrashBandicoot or being an American traitor."
** For context, a gaming website created a list of corporations and notable names that support the Black Lives Matter movement that was receiving significant traction at the time, a list that included {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} and WebVideo/ProJared (The latter's occupation described as "Tried and failed to become Sailor Mercury"), and of course, Caddy, the list maker making a rather large leap of logic saying that this [[InsaneTrollLogic somehow meant they supported murder]] and looting and were... well... traitors to America. This is, of course, in spite of the fact that Caddy [[FailedASpotCheck is British]], and doesn't even live in America.
* Because June is Caddy's birth month and because of how much Crash has [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy become]] [[VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled associated]] with the month of June in recent times, he's decided to call June "Bandicoot Month", where he talks about all things related to the manic marsupial... [[{{Squick}} including his butts.]]
--> '''Caddy:''' Creases...
--> ''*N. Gin screams at a close up at Crash's butt*''
** "Okay, that video was late..."[[note]] Referencing his [=DreamWorks=] Games video. [[/note]]
** Sure, "Bandicoot Month" isn't that creative, but at least it rolls off the tongue better than "Junedicoot".[[note]] And the less we say about "[[CountryMatters Bandiconth]]", the better. [[/note]]
* As awesome as it was to see Caddy fully complete the N. Sane Trilogy (including the Platinum Time Trial Relics), it also cost him his sanity. [[SarcasmMode So what better way to remedy that then by getting all the Platinums]] ''[[UpToEleven across the entire franchise?]]''[[note]] Except ''VideoGame/CrashBash''.[[/note]]
** "But first, you may not even know what I'm talking about, so here's some ''HISTRIE!''"
*** Long story short, Time Trial Relics are a BraggingRightsReward introduced in ''Crash 3'', with Sapphire being a participation reward and Gold being the bare minimum needed for 100-percent completion.
--> ({{Beat}})
--> '''Caddy:''' BUT THE PLATINUM RELICS DON'T GIVE YOU SHIT!
* "You guys think that playing the ''N. Sane Trilogy'' regularly is the ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' of platforming games? You don't know anything until you've seen what I've seen! ...Shut up! And... stick it in your... [[LameComeback chin.]]"
* At some points, Caddy thought his thumbs were going to fall off... and they did![[note]] [[UnexplainedRecovery He gets better.]] [[/note]]
* "''Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open'' '''COFFIN!'''"
* Caddy's Platinum runs through ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Cash Banooca 1]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot2CortexStrikesBack Cash Banooca 2: Gringott's Steakhouse]]'' were... less than ideal due to these games preceding the Time Trials. So that must mean that every game onward will be easy to Platinum since they were made with the Time Trials in mind, right?
--> '''Caddy:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting WISHFUL THINKING!]]''
* ''Totally Bear'' has a main reason why it's so difficult to Platinum Run on.
--> '''Caddy:''' But in case can't see, let me spell it out... [[LiteralMetaphor You can't see.]]
* Hey, what's that on the floor there? What else, but Caddy's ego?
* ''High Time'' from ''Crash 3'' made Caddy's list because you can either screw up the timing for the platforms or clip through them because who needs platforms in a platformer, right?
* Apparently, the turning of the hog you ride in ''Hog Ride'' is so stiff and heavy, Caddy's knees want to be that stiff and heavy.
* Sobek help you in Sphyxinator, because where do you begin?
--> Sobek: [[VoiceOfTheLegion With the]] [[GeniusBonus beginning!]]
* ''Hot Coco''. The perfect way to teach you a colorful new language comprised of naughty words and phlegm.
* Caddy used the remakes of the original ''Crash'' games and ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' to make the Platinums harder to obtain just because. No need to clap and bow. [[BlackComedy He's got kids to do that already.]]
* Of all the levels across all the games he's Platinum-ed, which were the hardest overall you ask?
--> '''Caddy:''' [[VideoGame/CrashNitroKart Jungle Boogie]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheHugeAdventure leave me alone]] [[note]]Snow Job[[/note]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex don't care]][[note]]Droid Void[[/note]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheHugeAdventure shutupI'mtired]] [[note]]Drip, Drip, Drip[[/note]], and [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped I'mnevergonnadoanythinglikethiseveragain.]][[note]]Future Tense[[/note]] NURSE, GIVE ME MY SEDATIVES!
--> (a baseball bat knocks him out cold)
[[AC: The Depressing World of Bad Crash Bandicoot Games]]
* Caddy had to leap through several hoops to even finish the video, even if that meant it had to be uploaded after Bandicoot Month. For one thing, Vegas crashed so hard that his PC restarted and corrupted his save data, so he had to edit the whole video twice, and after all that, the video was uploaded in 240p, so he had to reupload it.
* Lockdown Day 92: It's a great time for the life of Caddy. It's Bandicoot Month, Crash 4 is coming out, and he's [[CargoShip getting married to the bricks.]] However, his happiness is cut short by his talking [=PS2=], Jason Station, who forces him to play all the bad Crash games.
** Caddy's reaction to a snippet of the Crash 4 trailer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T34VdF4i9FI&t=32s must be seen to be believed]].
* ''Cash Banooca'' is alright, but not as good as the sequel, ''Cash Banooca 2'', and even then, ''Cash Banooca: Wrapped'' was way better, as were ''Cash Teat Rabies'' and ''Cash Twitanity''. But '''Cash Banooca: The Wrinkle of Cow Pat'' wasn't that good. Such is Caddy's Law of Whatijustcameupwith: If you want your series to be heralded as a classic, you need to throw in a bad game every so often. This usually happens when people start to get bored with the series and the company tries to spice up the gameplay with new mechanics, often at the expense of what made the originals so good. And although this makes people realize how good the original games are, these bad games still exist and Caddy decides to take a look at the ones from the Crash series, just so he never has to talk about them again.
* A gaming magazine on Metroid: "We know playing as a girl is a bit, well, [[ShapedLikeItself girly.]]"
-->'''Caddy:''' [[GirlsHaveCooties Ew, cooties!]]
** Followed by "Real talk kids, Franchise/{{Halo}} isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? Spongebob!"
-->'''Caddy:''' Why do I have this magazine?
* Caddy usually doesn't re-review games that he already talked about if the topic of the video warrants it. But the 2012 era is an exception. So he revisits Crash Bash with his new reviewing skills to see if it truly began Crash's downfall after Naughty Dog left him behind and started to make games about [[{{VideoGame/Uncharted}} angry]] [[{{VideoGame/TheLastOfUs}} hairy]] [[{{VideoGame/JakandDaxter}} men]].
* You can't have an adventure without a story. Unless you're going hiking.
* Unless you own a first-edition PAL copy of Crash Bash, the process of unlocking all the multiplayer options is pure tedium. However, if you own ''Spyro 3'', you can input a secret code to play a demo for Crash Bash. And if you input another code on the title screen, you can access a cheat mode that allows you to play almost all of the game. (It is a beta build, so some things are different from the final release, such as the Komodo Bros' lifebar icons using [[{{WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons}} Homer and Bart Simpson]] as placeholders). This means that if basically all of Crash Bash could fit on Spyro 3's disc, that must have meant that Crash Bash didn't need to take up a lot of space, meaning basically no effort went into it.
* This bit.
-->'''Caddy:''' Maybe if I shout at [the game] it'll be good.
-->'''''OI!'''''
-->[beat]
-->It didn't work.
* Cortex's hair in ''Crash Bash'' being on point. So on point that it IS a point. You could open an envelope with it.
* [[VideoGame/CrashNitroKart Velo's]] beard is shaped like the first letter of his name.
--> '''Caddy:''' (clean-shaven, except for a "beard" shaped like a C) [[HypocriticalHumor I mean what kind of arsehole does that?]]
** The fact that Caddy clean-shaved for the first time in 9 years for one joke.
* When Caddy tries to imitate ''Nitro Kart'''s lip-sync for Aku Aku and Uka Uka, he accidentally gives himself lockjaw.
* "''Nitro Kart'' feels like somebody witnessed the birth of a miracle child, and while the mother was still splayed, shoved it back in. ''Crash Nitro Kart'' is an unbirthed baby that was already born."
-->'''Caddy:''' I need therapy.
* "At this point, I'd rather race that thing from VideoGame/{{Star Fox 64}} called '''''BACON!!!'''''
* This exchange.
-->'''Cortex:''' WOOH! That did not feel good.
-->'''Caddy:''' And I don't even want to know what noise you would make if you did feel good.
* The Caddicarus Bouns Round. [[https://youtube.com/embed/T34VdF4i9FI?start=1123&end=1143 Words don't do it justice.]]
* Apparently Jetix Magazine says that ''Crash Tag Team Racing'' is the best Crash game ever. Remember those guys?
* "Hey, everyone, it's me! Your favorite prime-time family-friendly Youtube superstar, '''''GUMP!'''''"
* Caddy was... [[{{Understatement}} shocked]] to say the least when he saw Willie Wumpa Cheeks.
* Willie Wumpa Cheeks, Von Clutch's park mascot, sounding like a name from a [[ParallelPornTitle porn parody]]...like ''[[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII Smash Brandi's Cootch'']]. "Yeah, probably that one."
* ''Tag Team Racing'' was the debut of Chick and Stew, the chicken commentators that would later return as the anchormen for the DLC Grand Prix campaigns for ''Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fuelled.'' Shame Caddy doesn't like them.
-->'''Stew:''' Spend it like crazy on new stuff! [[TotallyRadical BLING BLING!]]\\
'''Caddy:''' (more than a little annoyed) Bling Bling. Yeah, that's what all the kids were saying back then wasn't it? (flashes a gang sign unenthusiastically) ''Bling bling in my ding ding.''
** Their existence also prompts Caddy to make a Music/{{System Of A Down}} joke.
* One of the things Caddy likes about ''Crash Tag Team Racing''? [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can attack the theme park's many visitors including kids and mainstay Crash cast members.]] This particuarly entertains Caddy due to his previous history in retail.
-->'''Caddy''': ''YOU CAN EVEN KICK THE CHILDREN!''
-->(Crash assaults a child)
-->'''Caddy''': (points to the box's age rating, a 7+ from the European PEGI association) ''THIS IS A 7+ GAME WITH CHILD BEATING!'' (voiceover) Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game, or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
-->[[KickTheDog (Crash assaults another child and Coco soon afterward)]]
-->'''Coco:''' Hey, I'm a girl!!
-->'''Caddy:''' Yeah, Crash! What's wrong with you?! [...] Women can't fight back!
* Caddy finally gets fed up with the wacky antics of random characters barging into his life just to segue into the next game, so he angrily demands Charlie Window to stop being a [[JustForPun pane]] and just give him the game.
* "I'M RISING LIKE A SOUFFLÉ!"
* The major problem Caddy has with Crash's appearance in the Skylanders cartoon? [[CharacterDerailment They made him smart and made him talk.]] He even unfavourably compares Skylanders!Crash to the old talking CGI Crash from the ''Crash 2'' prerelease video!
-->'''Caddy''': Crash is planning! He doesn't plan, he eats the things he's supposed to be collecting!
** [[HashtagForLaughs #NotMyBanooca]]
* This exchange thanks to Spyro's ugly-as-sin Skylanders redesign.
-->'''Spyro:''' So, this is called the mysterious ancient place.
-->'''Caddy:''' And you have a mysterious ancient face.
** Probably for the best Cortex came to make that ugly face a little prettier.
* Thoroughly wowed at the extensivity of the character creation system in VideoGame/{{Skylanders Imaginators}}, Caddy decides to make one. He ends up with a woman-snake with a fire bow, ram horns, and armor, named Fromage.
-->'''Fromage:''' A name that will echo through the ages.
-->'''Caddy:''' [opens a window] FROMAGE!!! [echoes]
* "This is the slowest thing I've ever touched. And I touched the floor yesterday!"
* ONLY CRASH BANDICOOT CAN UNLOCK THIS [[{{Mondegreen}} PHONE]]
* Caddy cannot let go of the fact that the main mechanic of ''VideoGame/{{Crash of the Titans}}'' is called [[AccidentalInnuendo Jacking.]]
* Caddy criticizes the [[YouDontLookLikeYou character design of]] of Crash in ''Titans'', making particular note of Crash's tattoos and saying tattoos are for pricks...[[HypocriticalHumor while holding up the]] ''VideoGame/{{Oddworld}}'' [[HypocriticalHumor tattoos on his hands.]]
* "I smell a conspiracy here. Oh hang on, that's just fish. I'm in the market."
* The amount of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar radar dodging]] that ''VideoGame/CrashMindOverMutant'' indulges in, really brings joy to Caddy's eyes, such as N. Brio remarking that his name "sounds like a fetus" and Aku Aku telling Crash to "punch [N. Gin] in the throat.", and N. Gin begging them not to since he "needs it for swallowing".
* At the end, after thanking Naughty Dog for creating Crash Bandicoot in the first place, [[TheInternetIsForPorn he asks for a copy of]] [[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII "Smash Brandi's Cootch".]] Cue an offscreen figure [[TakeThat instead attempt to give him "Crash Boom Bang!"]].
[[AC: The Pitiful World of Pixar Games]]
* Lockdown Day 482 (or thereabouts): Caddy is minding his own business when he notices fresh sunlight streaming in through his window with the bricks nowhere in sight. Frantically, he looks through the internet to find that lockdown in the UK has been lifted, and only 3 weeks into his marriage. Caddy doesn't buy it, thinking it's a ploy to let everyone's guard down so that the bricks can flatten everyone, so he stays inside.[[note]] It was probably for the best. The bricks took his wallet.[[/note]]
** What sells it is he gave his speech outside... without his mask! Afterwards, he resumes his speech in nothing but {{Angrish}}.
* Everyone knows who Pixar is: an award-winning CGI-animation studio run by Pete Doctor and [[BlackComedy John Misconduct]].
* "Don't milk kids."
* Not only do the character models from the video game of ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'' make for good electric toothbrushes, but at the end of each level of the game, you get to stop Creator/KevinSpacey from [[BlackComedy touching everyone inappropriately.]]
* The video game of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' on the SNES might lack the power of [[Series/GamingInTheClintonYears Silicon Graphics Computers]], but at least it's not the version on the Game Boy. Not the Game Boy Advance, the ''Game Boy.''
--> *Poorly-done 8-bit rendition of ''Strange Things'' plays*
--> '''Caddy:''' This is more frightening than any horror game I've ever played.
* "If ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'' was played by Creator/TomHanks and then got run over by a steamroller, you get ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy."
* Caddy is not afraid to make liberal use of the laugh Woody made after Bo Peep made a pass at him.
* Andy must have been a rather unique child growing up if he has several copies of the board game ''Droughts'', lives in a room that's just one big corridor, has blocks all over his room that are just one letter, and has an unhealthy obsession with the book ''The Fishman.''
* "Why is Buzz swimming through the air and why is he splayed and waiting for me suggestively on the bed? Is it because I'm Woody?"
* Posters for the SNES and Genesis versions of the ''Toy Story'' video game were... [[UnfortunateImplications unnerving]], to say the least.
--> '''PLAY THE GAME!'''
* If you thought ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy was awful, then you haven't played ''Toy Story''... on the Zizzle. Long story short, a Zizzle is an LCD-frame console (think UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch or Tiger Electronic handheld games but worse).
* The character models of ''VideoGame/MonstersIncScreamTeam'' sure help it live up to its name.
--> '''Caddy:''' Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sully here has more teeth than face.
--> '''Caddy:''' (with a lip retractor): Welcome to Monsters Incorporated!
* Caddy says that Roz sounds like a sneeze in the tutorial of ''Monsters Inc.: Scream Team'', but the way he presented it makes her sound like she was auditioning for ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie.''
* There's something hilarious and [[NightmareFuel unsettling]] about Caddy possessing a kite with a VoiceOfTheLegion.
--> '''Caddy:''' Oh. What did I eat last night?
** [[MakesSenseInContext And then the kite turns into]] ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' on the [=GameCube=].
* "Hi there, Nemo. Nice to meet you. I'm a twat!"
* The ''Finding Nemo'' game makes the [=GameCube=] overheat so much, if it overheats any more, [[BlackComedy he could serve Nemo with a side of fries!]]
--> '''Caddy:''' (after pulling Nemo from his freezer) [[BlackComedy Kids! I found dinner!]]
** He also finds the Xbox and [=GBA=] versions of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles,'' both published by [[{{Creator/THQ}} THICK!]]
* Because Caddy is playing ''VideoGame/TheIncredibles'' for the Xbox on an Xbox 360, that causes the infamous performance issues such an action is known for, texture glitches being one of them. Highlights include lily pads in an elevator to Syndrome's lair, [[MakesSenseInContext cars with metal nipples all over]], [[NightmareFuel Bob's deconstructed face decorating a building...]]
--> '''Caddy:''' I know Mr. Incredible is big, but he's not that big.
* Dash must not worry too much about his caloric intake if he only burns off 187 calories while running at 147 miles per hour.
--> '''Caddy:''' Exercise is a lie.
* ''[[VideoGame/TheIncrediblesRiseOfTheUnderminer Rise of the Underminer]]'' is so bad that Caddy actually has to apologize to ''VideoGame/CrashOfTheTitans''.
** At least Frozone [[MemeticMutation found his super suit]].
* "Rated E for ''wet.''"
* Dissapointingly, ''{{VideoGame/Cars}}'' for Xbox 360 does not have any sex. It does. however, have violence.
--> '''Caddy:''' At least I can crash into Mater. That's all I ever want to do.
** Actually, we lied. There are a few things related to sex here. After all, what else would you call using the first-person camera to look at what cars have [[DoubleEntendre down there after ramming them?]]
* ''Cars'' on the Xbox 360 lets you make Lightning [=McQueen=] wear the equivalent of workout spandex. But don't worry. Caddy's not here to judge. After all, if it's your thing, godspeed.
* Mater, the tow truck, controls better than [=McQueen=], the precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.
* Caddy leaves his house for the first time in months... [[JustForPun by going]] ''{{WesternAnimation/Up}}''.
** [[MemeticMutation With the nut you can play with outside,]] [[UsefulNotes/PlayStationPortable no less.]]
* "Aw, what's that? You want to collect all the bugs? '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion WELL I CAN SMASH THEM FASTER!]]'''"
* "Sorry, ''Up.'' You made me feel down..."
--> '''Caddy:''' Da-da da-da da-BAD JOKE!
--> ''*smashes'' Up ''on the PSP on the ground*''
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}}'' on the Xbox 360 doesn't let you touch... ''miluk!''
* Did you like hearing Creator/BradGarrett as Gusteau? Did you like his obviously fake French accent? Did you want to hear him say the exact same lines over and over again? No? Too bad, because that's exactly what happens in the video game of ''Ratatouille''!
* ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'', both the movie and the game for the Xbox 360, starts with {{Mooks}} dying. Violently. Cars or not, they had thoughts and feelings and they explode into pieces.
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''THEIR EYES ARE PART OF THE TUNNEL!!!'''''
* Now, let's move on to ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' on the Xbox-- '''[[BaitAndSwitch SYKE!]]''' IT'S [[VideoGame/CarsMaterNationalChampionship CARS: MATER-NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP]]![[note]] It's the first ''Cars'' game, but only mildly better.[[/note]]
** And once again, a beat-up rusted-over lemon of a car is able to outrace a stock car, a vehicle built ''specifically'' for racing!
* ''Now'', let's move on to ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' on the Xbox 360... and his mangled-up holographic sleeve.
** Brought to you by [[MegaCorp Buy 'N Large]]!
* This.
--> '''Michael Factory:''' Good day sir, I'm Michael Factory and I'm here to sell you a door.
--> '''Caddy:''' I have a door. You knocked on it.
--> '''Michael Factory:''' Oh yeah... Have a DS game instead.
* "Hey, are you feeling [[{{WesternAnimation/Brave}} brave?]]"[[note]] "...Well, that's good, because I've got a rifle!" [[/note]]
* "Get away, WesternAnimation/{{Spot|TheDog}}!"
* After his romp through Pixar and Dreamwork's gaming forays, he's sworn off movies from both of them entirely. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Unfortunately, that only leaves him with one option left...]]
--> '''Caddy:''' Wait, there's a [[Creator/IlluminationEntertainment Minions]] game?!
[[AC: The Painful World of LEGO Games]]
* The video's thumbnail contains a cameo from Series/{{Grandpa In My Pocket}}, for no reason other than the thumbnail artist stumbled across it one day and thought it was disturbing.
* With the bricks gone from his life, Caddy can't help but feel more upset than ever... because all of the beaches are taken over by people who refuse to stay inside.
* "If those bricks aren't going to come back to me, then I'm gonna have to have an affair with some other bricks!"
** And then Caddy's EvilTwin Baddy comes by to deliver a package, leading to this bit:
--> ''*Caddy looks inside the box*''\\
'''Caddy:''' What the hell is this?\\
'''Baddy:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It's your mistress.]]\\
'''Caddy:''' (astonished) '''''JESUS!'''''\\
''*Baddy cackles*''\\
'''Caddy:''' Get out!\\
'''Baddy:''' Hm, okay.\\
''*[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Baddy's head floats off his body while making a farting sound]]*''
** Also, the shipping company misspelled Caddy's name.
--> '''Caddy:''' My name isn't Jim Taddock!
** The fact that Baddy, despite being regarded as evil, generously gives out gifts and leaves politely when asked.
* Admit it. LEGO's absorbed more pop-culture than anything else. From ''Star Wars'' to Disney to ''Spongebob'' to [[OddNameOut Lunchables]] to ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' to ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' to ''Mario!''
* Caddy admires how much Lego as a concept has evolved from simply:
--> "Unh, make a yellow man, put him in the car. Don't have enough bricks for a house, so the yellow man lives in the car. Oh no, my little brother Timtim ate my yellow man, gotta wait for him to poop it out!"
* Because of how much LEGO has grown, it can do so much more than just stick together. It can spin, it can roll, it can be turned on and off, it can sync with your phone, it can connect to your wi-fi, [[SurpriseCreepy it can steal your soul]], it can recieve software updates.
--> '''Caddy:''' Why does my LEGO need to update?! '''''IT'S PLASTIC!'''''
* After LEGO sent Caddy their latest LEGO Mario set, Caddy began making the [[JustForPun connections]]. Mario is a game, LEGO is LEGO. Mario. LEGO. Game. LEGO. LEGO... [[EntertaininglyWrong alligators!]]
* Yet again, Caddy's reviewing a game he already reviewed in his early days. And yet again, [[OldShame he wished they never happened]]. You know what that means, right? [[AC: He's Bitter!]]
* With Caddy rereviewing ''VideoGame/LEGORacers'', you'd expect the menu music to [[GroinAttack kick him in the balls]] [[CallBack again]], But...
--> ''*music begins*''
--> ''*tink*''
--> '''Caddy:''' [[CrazyPrepared I was prepared this time.]]
* Caddy decides that his racer should be comprised of the ugliest parts in every category, and named "Uncle Dip", and Uncle Dip's Dipmobile should look like a big yellow medieval coffin with a spoiler.
--> '''Caddy:''' Sure, you can't see Uncle Dip inside his own car, but by doing that I think I've done the world a favor.
* Next on the agenda is ''[[Toys/RockRaiders LEGO Rock Raiders]]'', a real [[IncrediblyLamePun ore-some]] game about miners who [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin raid rocks]] by doing bilabial trills on the walls[[note]] Yes, that lip-flapping [[BuffySpeak thing]] people do when they're bored has a name[[/note]].
** Caddy's reacton to the pun "ore-some".
** It also expects you to do so for almost ''15 seconds'' while under an already-strict time limit without doing anything else, not even defending yourself. It doesn't help that many of them don't even lead you to anywhere useful. And what's your reward for doing so? A digger driven by a drunk.
* Apparently, ''VideoGame/LEGORockRaiders'' was tested and approved by kids. But then again, kids also like shitting their pants.
* Caddy remembers having a friend when he was six that wouldn't stop talking about how much fun he had playing ''Rock Raiders''[[note]]Although Caddy doesn't specify what version it was, so it could have been the vastly superior PC version[[/note]].
--> '''Caddy:''' What were your parents feeding you?!
* Do you want to see a disappointed robot? Then ''VideoGame/{{Bionicle}}'' on the Xbox is the game for you.
* Knowing full well that he'll be upsetting Bionicle fans somewhere in the world, after going though the painfully slow unskippable tutorial boxes, you'll find the game becoming painfully, unbearably, mind-numbingly... [[BaitAndSwitch better.]]
* The first ''VideoGame/LEGOIsland'' game was great. It even spawned the release of three spin-off titles that with cases that work as functioning LEGO bricks. The sequel... [[{{Understatement}} Not so much...]]
* "Ages 6-99?"
--> *''Caddy holds [[BlackComedy a skeleton]]''*\\
'''Caddy:''' Augh, sorry Grandma.\\
* ''[[CrossingTheLineTwice He tosses the skeleton aside]]''*
* After learning how to make hand sandwich from last week's episode, good ol' [[PunnyName Sam Widge]] is back to show us how to make disc pizza! All you gotta do is grab a disc, slather on some tomato sauce, sprinkle some cheese, and enjoy!
* In ''LEGO Island 2'', people help Pepper Roni by turning to the direction he's supposed to go instead of, you know, pointing in that direction. That's all a minifig's arms seem to be good for outside of holding stuff after all.
* At several points while reviewing the ''LEGO Island'' series, Caddy uses a screenshot from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj0U9NN6pPc a fan mod]] that replaces Pepper's face with Papa Brickolini's angry scowl.
* After Pepper gathers all the bricks he needs to build his house, he's called to the pizzeria in the hills to deliver one last pizza to... [[BigBad The Brickster.]] You know. That guy who busted out of jail in the first game using a pizza. Apparently, everyone on the island is [[TooDumbToLive a few studs]] [[HoldYourHippogriffs short of a brick]] if they're knowingly performing [[HereWeGoAgain the exact same song and dance all over again.]]
** And do you know what the garlic salt of misery on this pizza of pain is? The Brickster then heads straight for the center of all existence on the island and summons an army of Brickster-Bots ''while the people do nothing but watch!'' '''''Including the police!'''''
---> '''Caddy:''' LEGO Island doesn't deserve to be saved. At this point, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII I'm surprised he didn't just summon a meteor.]]
* Pepper Roni's delivery of "my best!" would be bad enough, but in the [=PS1=] version, he visibly doesn't have a body!
* ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' is like rubbing cream on the stump of a one-armed man. It won't make it grow back, and you should just give up.
* Spelling ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' with an X in "extreme" but no Z in "stunts" is a bit of a missed opportunity. [[XtremelyKoolLetterz How elze dew yu plan 2 zel too ahl da kewl kidz?!]]
* In ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' anything is '''''XTREME!!!''''' Even the console not reading the disc properly.
--> '''Postman:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo My sack is really heavy!]]
* Believe it or not, ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' actually has some high points. You can explore the island with improved platforming mechanics, you can do tricks with Pepper's skateboard this time, you can work with The Brickster--
--> '''Caddy:''' Why is he out of prison?! ''Why is he in the director's back pocket?!''
** Because this is LEGO Island, where intelligence goes to ''PERISH.''
* After Caddy theorizes that [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident the island inhabitants put Pepper in these stunts in attempt to have him die in an "accident"]], he starts to become a bit sympathetic for Pepper. But then [[TheScrappy Pepper does what Pepper does.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' I've gotta say, [[TemptingFate I'm feeling very sorry for him right now.]]
-->'''Pepper:''' [[TotallyRadical Woah!]]
-->'''Caddy:''' I've gotta say, [[VerbalBackspace I don't feel sorry for him right now.]]
* After Caddy decides that Lego Stunt Rally on Game Boy Color can be played with no hands, he wears Lego hands for the rest of the video. Though that doesn't explain why he dons a LEGO brick costume later in the video.
** [[DoubleEntendre How else will he feel those bits mounting onto him all at once?]]
* ''LEGO Racers 2'' thinks that a different colored sky counts as a new and original racetrack, so that must mean Caddy's yellow water counts as a new and original drink, right?
--> '''Caddy:''' It's fresh, it's healthy, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and it's definitely not wee.]]
* It might just be the PTSD from gym locker rooms, but Caddy swears that the graphics in ''LEGO Soccer Mania'' are emanating a cheesy odor.
* In Drome Racers, one of the characters is called "Slot", which Caddy thinks should belong to the female character.
** Also, put together, the three characters make up "Shicane Slotrocket", which sounds like somebody who works at a brothel.
* Despite having the Lego brandname, Drome Racers has [[InNameOnly almost none of the elements associated with Lego]]. Unless you count that one guy whose face looks like its made out of Lego.
* LEGO Rock Band on DS has no physical peripherals, an unimpressive amount of songs, stupid gameplay, and Music/{{Blur}}.
** Also, a horrifying-faced shirtless LEGO Music/{{Iggy Pop}} who pokes and prods at his junk.
* "[[ARareSentence Did LEGO invent simping?]]"
[[AC: The Awful World of Skateboarding Games]]
* "Oh, God! [[TemptingFate I really hope I don't turn into a limited edition collectible vinyl figure!]]"
--> *[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext turns into a Youtooz figurine]]*
--> '''Youtooz!Caddy:''' Well, great. What am I supposed to do now?
** "[[Anime/DragonBallZ And this isn't even my final form!"]]
* Caddy has been finding lately that he's the only one that can still see bricks outside. He's also figured out that they get scared off if you approach them while wearing a facemask, and wonders why nobody else is doing it.
* After playing the brand new ''[[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2]]'', Caddy felt an itch that he hasn't felt since the last time [[TooMuchInformation he went to the doctor]]. Thus, he decided that he wanted to play ''Underground 2 Remix'' and ''American [=Sk8land=]'' again since his rash-- [[LastSecondWordSwap his nostalgia]] was building up, followed by him deciding to get every single skateboarding game he could find with all the money he scrounged up to make yet another video that will [[INeedAFreakingDrink drive him to drink]].
-->'''Caddy:''' (Dumping a pile of screws on the table) Can I pay you in scroos?
* Caddy decides to start the video off with a bang by talking about the skating game that defined them all, by which he means the very first one, ''Skate Boardin'' for Atari 2600. The only game where you're a pink horse jockey carrying a giant hot dog through a ghost town capable that propels himself on that hot dog with his own farts.
** And let's be honest. [[SarcasmMode The cover art for that game deserves its own crystal case in the National Gallery of Art.]]
** Not to mention you're really going to get into the skating music.
* Caddy claims that the first ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater'' being changed to ''Tony Hawk's Skateboarding'' in the UK is due to the fact that "proskater" is a naughty word.[[labelnote:Explanation]]The actual reason was because in Europe, Australia and New Zealand, the term "skater" is associated with ice skating.[[/labelnote]]
--> '''Caddy:''' And if you don't like it, you can suck my proskater.
* ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater'' is like ''Cash Banooca 1'': It's perfect for what it is compared to its competition at the time, but now it feels like a bathroom trip after Mexican night... at least until ''Pro Skater 2'', since now it's not like skating on a recycling bin: It actually works.
* Kriff is a skater who lives in the sink, and you wouldn't know it looking at him, but he's actually 5 years old. Don't laugh at him, though. Kriff is shy.
* ''Pro Skater 2'' is definitely where the devs had fun with their IP. You can do crazier tricks, you can get hit by trains, you can become a big boy, [[BlackComedy you can go on the Atkins diet]], [[Music/RKelly you can believe you can fly]], you can even become ComicBook/SpiderMan.
* "Wait. What?! The judges only gave me a [[EightPointEight 99.9]]?! What do you mean 99.9?! Did you see what I just did?! That's not enough for a full score? At least give me a chicken nugget."
* After ''Pro Skater 2'', nothing could stop the devs, not even Caddy's mom! And she could stop a train just by frowning at it! ..At least until ''Tony Hawk's Project 8.'' What were they eating when they made this one?
* Once you pop in ''Pro Skater 5'', you immediately discover why it got the hate that it got. Or you would if it wasn't for the '''''EIGHT GIGABYTE PATCH YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD!'''''
** Oh, what's that? You don't care about online connectivity? Alright, that's fine. But what about missing out on 90% of the game? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, you read that right.]] That's comparable to going to the hospital because your junk's too big [[GagPenis only to be given one that's three times as large as the old one!]]
--> '''Caddy:''' I mean, I'm not complaining. [[BiggerIsBetterInBed It's not a problem.]]
* Caddy questions the logistics of calling someone a "fun sponge" when they're miserable because that would indicate they're sucking up all the fun, meaning they're full of fun, so really the term should be "fun raincoat".
-->'''Caddy:''' (Has a raincoat thrown on top of him) There's no fun in here.
* How does a 540 Benihana into a One Footed Smith Grind sound?
-->'''Caddy:''' [[IsItSomethingYouEat High in cholesterol]].
* While Caddy does consider the [=PS2=] game ''Airblade'' a solid skateboarding/hoverboarding game, he declares that he hates the Story Mode's main character, Ethan, due to his dopey {{Totally Radical}} voice. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And also because he dresses like a traffic light.]]
* In ''Skateboard Madness'', all the nameless selectable characters look the same, so Caddy names all six of them "Jonathan", and the last one "Black Jonathan".
** And this game came out in 2017! Yes, we didn't make a typo. Oh, wait, yes we did. It came out in 2007.
* After mentioning LJN when discussing his history with Phoenix Games, Caddy finds himself playing ''Town and Country Surf Designs Pearl City Hawaii Wood and Water Rage'', and wonders that if bad things will appear when he says them.
-->'''Caddy:''' Well, in that case, GUN! (Gets handed a gun) Oh, well thank you very much- (shoots himself).
* At first, ''Skate or Die'' looks promising, but one look at the shopkeeper and...
-->'''Caddy:''' Mummy, I don't want to play anymore.
* Caddy decided to stop playing ''The Simpsons Skateboarding'' after getting ran over by 4 cars in a row, followed by Kent Brockman "Give it to me, baby!" and Lisa saying "Ye" for the 47th time.
[[AC: The Miserable World of Completing Crash Bandicoot 4]]
* When Caddy hears the news about Crash 4 getting released, he gleefully speeds downstairs, then Amy shows up asking for help with her homework, and Caddy responds by picking her up and throwing her out the window! He then Naruto-runs backwards the rest of the way.
** Why wouldn't he be? Crash 3 released in 1998, and since then [[FanonDiscontinuity there have been no Crash platformers at all.]]
--> '''Caddy:'' He's been dormant for two decades.
* Interestingly, Vicarious Visions weren't the creative team behind Crash 4, but Toys for Bob. What's also interesting is that they're the teams behind ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 & 2'' and ''Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam'' repectively. You know what that means right? Crash 5 is going to need a skateboard controller!
* The RunningGag of Caddy breaking his fingers from playing [[SerialEscalation escalating]] to him ''fracturing his skull!''
* "This is a video game, not a b... b-b.. b-b-'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BOOK!]]'''''
* After seeing a pool toy of [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]][[note]] and showing a picture of VideoGame/{{Gex}} for some reason[[/note]], Caddy postulates on a ''Crash: Purple'' remake with blow-up dolls.
--> '''Caddy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Sounds hot...]]
* Crash 4 has it all. Boxes to break, Gems to collect, [[{{Squick}} and hernias to form from how often you'll scream]].
* As much as Caddy likes the controls and physics of Crash 4, the slide jump is where he starts to nitpick. Sure, it gives you more height than a jump combined with a DoubleJump, but it kills your momentum the moment you spring up. It's like an arm pulls you back the moment you jump, [[BodyHorror and this arm has its own little legs.]] Again, though, it's a nitpick since [[CallBack he's very familiar with Crash games at this point, to say the least.]]
* Crash 4 manages to stand on its own quite well. Any nostalgia trips are just a bonus... and then, after saying the word "bonus", Caddy begins another Caddicarus Bouns Round!
* Since being a full-time YouTuber is a stressful job, Caddy often pulls on the hairs on his fringe, meaning [[BiggerIsBetterInBed it's not as long or thick as the rest of him.]]
--> '''Bald Caddy:''' Bye-bye, hair.
* Tawna's reasons for being MsFanservice [[NotAsYouKnowThem might be a bit different this time around]], but don't worry. Crash 4's Tawna is from another dimension, meaning you can now choose whether to go [[DoubleEntendre uptown or downtown.]]
* Caddy's reactions to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar adult references]] in the game, which is pretty abrupt as he being frantic about it, going MotorMouth and all.
--> '''Caddy''': Okay, can we please address something quickly? I think we need to investigate the caterers that provided food for Toys for Bob! Because I've got enough evidence to prove that whoever did that laced their food with so much aphrodisiac, I'm surprised they didn't ''die of being hard!''
** Then it followed with him listing all of it including, but are not limited to, [[ScrewYourself N. Tropy possibly "having fun" with himself]], Tawna's [[MaleGaze new design]] and names of levels and costumes.
--> '''Caddy''': "Marsupus Erectus", "Booty Calls", "Thar He Blows!", "Mother Clucker", "Ship Happens", "Big Horn Energy", "Rock Blocked", "Booty Seeker", "Pursona", ''Crash Bandicoot knows what [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries]] are and he loves 'em!''.
** "Toys for Bob... what toys did they have and what bob did they put them in?!"
* Cash Banooca 4: In a Big Tent, starring Cash Bancooca, Cock-Cock Vindaloo, Tractor Barnparty, Ned Climax, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Dumpling]].
* Caddy definitely noticed that there was one character that got the biggest redesign in Crash 4. One that made sure to exentuate certain parts of the body, especially in gameplay. One that the devs do not want to go unnoticed. And the character in question is... [[BaitAndSwitch Dingodile]].
* Caddy talking about Oxide's appearance in the game:
--> '''Caddy''': He even has a picture of himself in his own bedroom, the prick. He looks like a fish!
--> '''Caddy''': Oh god, I didn't need to know that Oxide had a wife. Do you think Oxide likes fish fingers?
* If ''Crash Bandicoot 3'' was given the same age rating[[note]]PEGI 12, the middleground between an E10 and a T rating[[/note]] as ''Crash Bandicoot 4'':
--> '''Dingodile:''' G'day mate, Dingodile's the name...\\
'''Caddy-dile:''' ...and I had an anal prolapse!
* Going for a completionist run in the original Crash trilogy or the N. Sane Trilogy is like going from easy mode to hard mode. Meanwhile, going for a completionist run in Crash 4 is like going from easy mode to YOU WILL BE A WRINKLY OLD CORPSE BEFORE YOU FINISH THIS.
* This bit:
--> *''Future!Caddy breaks down the door*''\\
(beat)\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' Oi, oi!\\
'''Caddy:''' Who are you?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' I'm you.\\
(beat) *Caddy gasps with glee*\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' I'm from future, and I'm here to tell you you're not done.\\
'''Caddy:''' (confused) Excuse me?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' There's another ending.\\
(beat)\\
'''Caddy:''' (disbelief) Excuse me?!\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' For 106%.\\
'''Caddy:''' Okay, and how do I get that?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' (chuckles) [[FalseReassurance Don't worry. It's easy!]] Just make sure that you [[LongList get all of the fastest possible times on the Time Trials and replay every main level all over again but this time while breaking every single box, collecting most of the Wumpa Fruit, and not dying a single time.]][[note]] You also need to get all the Gems, including the 3-Deaths-or-Less Gem and the Hidden Gem, as well as smash all the boxes in the Flashback Tape levels[[/note]].\\
* ''Caddy slowly turns to the camera [[TheUnsmile still smiling]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe and screams]]''*\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye.]]\\
* ''Caddy is still screaming''*
** On the bright side, he can now add the 38 Platinum Relics to his previous 202 Relics, meaning he now has a nice round 240 Platinum Time Trial Relics under his belt.
** And what's his reward for collecting everything, including the Platinum Time Trial Relics, the Gems, the Flashback Tapes, and the N. Sanely Perfect Relics? [[AWinnerIsYou A 20-second long cutscene that shows Uka-Uka alive and well.]]
** As if that wasn't bad enough, the Platinum Relics, which are usually the best times in the games, are invalidated by the Dev Time Trial Relics, which beat out the Platinum times from twenty seconds to ''a minute.''
* Caddy's final time for completing the game 106% ended up being roughly 68 and a half hours. This angers him to his very soul because [[LOL69 it could have at least been 69]].
** "This is Cash Banooca, not [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim!]]"
* To help players with getting 106%, Caddy decides to give everyone some hints and tips... then turns that around into tints and hips, one of which is "Don't bring a duck."
* Caddy starts off the new decade [[CallBack the same way he started off 2019]], with Creator/{{Yungtown}}'s voice triumphantly announcing his return, and Caddy walking into frame with his pants extremely hiked up. However, instead of guttural throat noises, Caddy simply announces that he's taking the bins out front.
* Caddy summarizes his underwhelmed reaction to ''Orc Slayer'' by revealing the footage alongside the audio from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxnY2SWZTvk&ab_channel=Pherwro "How to destroy the celebration with a trumpet"]]
* Caddy's reaction to the usage of {{Synthetic Voice Actor}}s in ''The Unknown City - Episode 1'':
-->'''Caddy:''' Yes! Daniel's in this game! Text-to-Speech Daniel!
** And not only that, Daniel's the Text-to-Speech voice used in many MLG Montage Parodies and meme reading compilations!
** Caddy then recreates [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus's fake laughter scene]] using Daniel's voice. It's exactly as monotone as you think it is.
* Caddy gives up in the middle of playing one of the Gilson B. Pontes trilogy and decides to wander around on his own, coming across a lake. When he goes to see if he can swim, his character [[WalkOnWater strides casually across the water's surface as if it were solid ground.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' (head flips upside down) '''''I'VE LOST IT NOW!'''''
** One of the games has voice acting. [[VoiceOfTheLegion Really]] [[DullSurprise wooden]] [[SyntheticVoiceActor voice]] [[NoPunctuationPeriod acting]].
-->'''Caddy:''' '[Imitating the game's narration, VoiceOfTheLegion and all]' Oh man I am hungry I am gonna go make some dinner I cannot make any dinner because I have to play this game I must buy bread and milk from the shops later to make my dinner so I suppose I could not make my dinner-
** Among the other things Gilson is credited for in one of the games is "Stinky Poo Poo Wiping" and "Man Who Made My Sandwiches"
* Caddy taking the piss out of ''Life of Black Tiger's'' shoddy ragdoll physics.
-->'''Caddy''' ''(As a dead wolf with an outstretched jaw, in a new yorker accent)'': AYYYYY! EY, JOEY, HOW YA DOIN'?
[[AC: The Wonderful World of [=PS1=] Demo Discs]]
* The beginning: Caddy makes innuendos to an offscreen entity, revealed to be a Majora's Mask cartridge, which he sits down to play, only for him to encounter a glitch, then declare that the cartridge needs a hole in the middle and shooting it with his fingers, turning it into a demo disc. He then tastes his gun fingers, stares off into space and strongly declares the following:
-->'''Caddy:''' BEEF
* At one point, Caddy tries imitating [[Series/LazyTown Robbie Rotten]] while talking about ''Demo 1'', but finds himself doing a UsefulNotes/BernieSanders impression instead.
* When discussing the trippy menus:
-->'''Caddy:''' Every demo disc released month after month didn't only brand new utterly sickening fonts for the games, but even provided a slightly different hypnotic screen for you to watch and [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext obey the walrus the walrus is my life the walrus will look after me the walrus will love me the walrus is all-knowing the walrus is all-powerful the walrus will guide me to eternity]] [[MadnessMantra obey the walrus obey the walrus]]
* One trailer for the ''Hercules'' PS game has the narrator challenging players to face Medusa's wrath...or "wroff" as he pronounces it for some reason.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Still a valid but very antiquated pronunciation, mind.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Caddy:''' Sorry, I was sitting in my BOTH, working on some MOTH and ignoring everyone like a [=socioPOTH=].
[[AC: The Weird World of PlayStation Magazines]]
* When Caddy begins discussing the concept of magazines, he lists off various ludicrously titled magazines that cover strange and unusual topics. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer And they're all real.]]
* Steven Foo: a 23-year-old chef who can't decide the best [=PS1=] game because there's too many to choose from, and can't decide the worst because he doesn't buy bad games.
* Caddy's spiel on the history of regularly-published printed media contains hilarious RapidFireComedy.
-->'''Caddy:''' And like, I don't need to give you a detailed history lesson on magazines because that means talking about the history of published written text that started in Get Stuffed B.C., but for a basic rundown, after the world's first newspaper column was published in 1605, which was aptly named '''''RELATION ALLER FÜRNEMMEN UND GEDENCKWÜRGIGEN HISTORIEN''''' the idea of releasing printed text media on a regular basis with constantly updated information seemed like a great idea. And then 6 years later, [[UsefulNotes/JamesTheFirst King James]] thought it would be very funny to release [[Literature/TheBible the same book]] over and over again for the next 400 years. Newspapers covered general topics and worldly goings-on, but that was just not very fun. (picture of fancy-dressed women playing golf) People didn't ''have'' hobbies in the 17th century! Until somebody called Armleg Nosefoot decided that if lots of people enjoyed throwing waste buckets on the vicar's head, then they could probably sell a regular releasing publication covering all the latest gossip in the world of poo in wood.
* Someone wrote in to complain that the male body was being misrepresented on the [=PS1=], so the magazine officials responded with a picture of [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Jin Kazama]] with a [[TakeThat rather rounded physique]].
* The magazine held contests for money to see who could do the most outrageous things in the name of PlayStation. These ranged from painting the VideoGame/{{Tomb Raider}} logo on the side of a boat to getting married while dressed as VideoGame/{{PaRappa The Rapper}} for the entire wedding ceremony.
* There was once a woman called Melissa who honestly believed that should there ever be a movie about VideoGame/{{Crash Bandicoot}}, the title role should be played by Creator/{{Brad Pitt}}. Cue Pitt's head on the body of Crash.
* Apparently, Caddy's friend Ben (who is also an animator for WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}) got into Issue 50 of the [=PS2=] magazine for managing to play VideoGame/{{Killzone}} before anyone else in the UK. And during dinner with the editors, in the middle of discussing the ''brand new game that nobody else had seen'', Ben decided to say "Ben doesn't like spicy food".
-->'''Caddy:''' ...dude, what is wrong with you?
-->'''Ben''': This is gooood-
* Caddy states that his postman loves him for collecting 10 years worth of official PlayStation magazines. Cut to an offscreen postman trying to fit a magazine through the mailslot, then giving up and ringing the doorbell.
-->'''Caddy:''' (grabbing the magazine) Ah, yes!
-->'''Postman:''' (sticking a gun through the mailslot) IF YOU BUY ONE MORE OF THOSE I SWEAR TO GOD-
* The footage from Caddy's mobile game sponsor is in vertical video, so he fills the black space with random gifs.
* Caddy getting extremely upset over the amateur's mistake of referring to Wumpa Fruit as "apples".
* After discovering the magazines he bought online still contain the registration cards, Caddy decides to fill it out: A free copy of Cash Banooca 2: Gringott's Steak House, delivered to the order of [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} "King D. Deedee"]], Address: "I'm not doxing myself".
* Apparently [[Music/{{Oasis}} Noel Gallagher]] is the greatest guitarist in the world.
* After the launch of the [=PS2=], magazine sales were dwindling due to the general British populace not considering magazines cool anymore, and only getting the console for the DVD player or because it was trendy. So they tried to appeal to the "lad" demographic by dumbing things down so much to where at one point ''entire pages'' were filled with nothing but seemingly identical hotlines. At one point, Caddy decides to call up his [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "local tart"]], only to find the number has been deactivated.
-->'''Caddy:''' NO! ''I WANT A LOCAL TART!!!'''
* Caddy at one point says that the magazine can convert even the most die-hard Sonic fan to a UsefulNotes/PlayStation fan. Cue Caddy in a ridiculous Sonic costume reading the magazine.
-->'''Sonic!Caddy''' [[Anime/SonicX I must go quickly!]] (awkwardly runs crouching down the stairs as "[[VideoGame/SonicForces Fist Bump]]" plays in the background)
[[AC: The Horrifying World of [=PS1=] Games for Babies]]
* The video happened because Caddy woke up from a bad dream of [[UncannyValley him being a baby]] to find that he now has tiny hands and figures he can only play baby games from then on. Later, the hands fall off, and Caddy gets his normal hands back, only to shrug it off since he already came this far.
* Caddy's [[RapidFireComedy whole speil]] on why the act of making video games for what he dubs "the lowest common denominator of human" makes complete sense.
-->'''Caddy:''' Picture this: [[Film/TheShining You're a dad.]] You get yourself a best-selling video game console like the [=PS1=]. You play it nonstop. Your wife asks you why you haven't said hello to her for 3 weeks or why the baby is cooking your chicken casserole for dinner, and she begins to blame '''THE VODDY GAMS''' for you being a neglectful dad. But then you turn around and tell her that '''''[[Creator/{{Ukinojoe}} NO!]]''''' It ''ISN'T'' because you're addicted to Disney's TARZUN, that ''CAN'T'' be it, cause this isn't ''YOUR'' [=PlayStation=], it's the ''FAMILY'S'' [=PlayStation=], see? There's also games for our children too! [=PlayStation: Scapegoating for shitty parents since 1994=].
* Little cretins named Benjamin don't look for flaws in things, they just want whatever has Peppa Pig's face on it. That's how you get them to eat healthy Strawberry and Peach Biscuits.
-->'''Caddy:''' Now shut up and eat your Peppa chops.
* While discussing some of the baby games he already reviewed, he mentions ''Santa Claus Saves the Earth'', and then its atrocious title screen music starts playing again. Caddy's reaction?
-->'''Caddy:''' [Crying] I'm sorry, everyone. I just... I haven't been this emotional since I saw ''[[Film/SavingPrivateRyan Saving Ryan's Privates]]''!
* Caddy faithfully keeps with his tradition of weird names for player characters/save files.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hello, my name is 'Munt.'
* "Ladies and Gentlemen, we apologize for the delays on your journey today, but a mental infant has decided to grab each end of the train and pull it apart. Thank You."
* Caddy understands the situation in a Series/{{Teletubbies}} game as "a vacuum cleaner with eyes watching people eat". He then laments about how he hates vacuum cleaners that do that, illustrated with a vacuum cleaner with massive googly eyes watching and then subsequently stealing Caddy's cereal.
* Inside the Teletubby Dome, you can make Tubby Custard, except not, because the Teletubbies never put a bowl underneath the dispenser, getting it all over the floor, and they then decide to flee the scene of the crime and leave footprints of blood for the Noo-Noo to eat.
* When playing ''Barbie: Race and Ride'', Caddy decides to name his horse "Baby", solely on the grounds that it's the worst possible name from the list.
** Speaking of ''Barbie: Race and Ride'', [[{{Understatement}} Caddy is not a big fan of its music.]]
---> '''Caddy:''' ''(with his hands over his ears)'' WHO MADE THIS MUSIC AND HOW CAN I LEGALLY ASSASSINATE THEM?!
* Caddy decides to partake in some method acting to be able to tolerate the games better. He does this using an inflatable Dualshock 4 chair [[OverlyLongGag that takes way too long to actually inflate]] (and also segues into the EnforcedPlug).
* "You are so committed to this jump arc that you've practically had kids with it by the time you land."
* "So if Rayman and the gang already know everything about English and Maths, why do we care about a single book going missing? Can't we just go and get another one at ''Whuss''?"
* When another Caddy barges in wearing the Sonic costume from the last video:
-->'''Caddy:''' There has got to be something that kids enjoy doing other than this.
-->'''[[{{UnfortunateImplications}} Sonic!Caddy:]]''' '''''OOOHOOHOOHOOOHOOHOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOO'''''
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]'''''
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' It's OK, mate, don't be frightened!
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''I AM!'''''
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' But I can show you other things that kids love doing!
-->'''Caddy:''' Like what?
-->'''Sonic!Caddy:''' Wanna play Silly Sausage?
-->'''Caddy:''' What?
-->'''Silly Sausage:''' Silly Sausage! Come on, play with me!
-->'''Caddy:''' No thanks, I'm good.
-->'''Silly Sausage:''' *poink* Dip Me! *plop* Stretch Me! *errp* Dip Me! *plop* Stretch Me! *errp* Poke Me! *poink* Stretch Me! *errp* Stretch Me! *errpErrpERRP''ERRP'''''''ERRP'''''*
** Bonus points for Sonic!Caddy not changing his facial expression while playing Silly Sausage.
* "In Bear and the Big Blue House, '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU WORK FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.]]'''"
* Because a game that teaches kids about how easy it is to read and spell is best left to a show that looks like it should be called "[[Series/SesameStreet See-Same]]".
* "So what do we do in ''See-Same Street: Elmo's Letter Adventure''? Well, it begins with Elmo reliving some flashbacks from the war, and then Ernie puts a bird's nest on his head."
* This exchange when Caddy plays ''Sesame Street Sports'':
-->'''Cookie Monster:''' Holy guac...\\
'''Caddy:''' Cookie Monster! This game is for preschoolers!
* "''Easter Bunny has human legs!''"
* "You know what, at this point, I'd rather go back to 1605. Sure, they didn't have any video games, but at least you could blow up parliament!"
* At the end of the video, Caddy reveals that he needs to get a working copy of ''WesternAnimation/BobTheBuilder: Can We Fix It?'' because his copy of the game is badly scratched, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Singer:''' Bob the Builder, can we fix it?\\
'''Caddy:''' No.
[[AC: I Watched 24 of the WORST [=YouTube=] Videos EVER]]
* Caddy decides not to play any of the untouched games in his collection since he would rather play VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}, [[VideoGame/{{TheLastOfUs}} The Last Of Us]], [[VideoGame/{{DaysGone}} Days Gone]], and [[VideoGame/{{ResidentEvil1}} Resident Evil]] again for completely no reason. But he doesn't feel comfortable playing them since they have moments that allude to [[UsefulNotes/CoronavirusDisease2019Pandemic then-recent events]], so he decides to continue playing [[VideoGame/{{AnimalCrossingNewHorizons}} Animal Crossing: New Horizons]], but he gets deterred from that due to the prescence of facemasks (and the fact that [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything he was given a "Springy Ride-on"]]), so he decides to not play video games and go outside. But he can't even do that on account of the world literally turning into bricks.
* Caddy expressing fascination that the universe practically imploded over what was essentially [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw an 18 second long dick joke]].
* In the olden days, being a viral sensation was appealing to everyone, including children ([=Itsoo1=]), children ([=Misha=]), and even children ([=SammyClassicSonicFan=]).
* Caddy seeing his old videos make him yearn for the good old days.
--> '''Caddy:''' The days where we could freely catch diarrhea, and know that no matter what, we could use HEAPS of toilet roll with reckless abandon! The days where we could go out whenever we wanted and get a pint at The Vole and Vacuum! The days where we could book a holiday and fly anywhere! Even... to...... Bar-buh-doss! The days where gross people didn't BOTHER to wash their hands that much, and so, every time you went to a public bathroom, it was a lottery if you'd end up in the hospital afterwards! IT WAS EXCITING!!!
* Caddy admits that he hasn't played [[VideoGame/{{KidIcarus}} Kid Icarus]], despite it being the entire reason his channel is called what it is.
-->'''Caddy:''' I don't want to play as a snotty little kid, even if he IS an angle!
* Before getting to the actual videos, Caddy comes across one that he doesn't remember at all. When he plays it, it turns out to be [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a shot of a plane engine as seen from inside the plane, before abruptly smashing to red accompanied by an explosion sound effect]].
-->({{beat}})
-->'''Caddy:''' ''WHA-?''
* Caddy kept all the alternate takes for his videos. The vlogging segments have stuff like a dog interrupting him and him screwing around with his digeridoo, but Caddy decides to look at the alternate takes of the songs.
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' 🎵I used t'keep a close eye on m'girl/Life was fun when she was around/There was no denyin' that our love was strong/Our bond was quite resound🎵
-->'''Caddy:''' (no words, has hand covering mouth)
-->'''Caddy:''' Okay, I regret clicking on that one, so what's going on in this one?
-->'''Young!Caddy:''' '''YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-'''
-->'''Caddy:''' (recoils in shock)
[[AC: I Watched 287 of the WORST Game Reviews Ever]]
* Caddy loves No Context Twitter accounts, especially those about YouTubers since it helps him know who he wants to watch. He was pointed towards the channel in question after seeing a picture of a ranking board giving ''Rugrats: Search For Reptar'' an E on almost everything, but an A overall.
* If you must know, yes, the series is in fact, the infamous [[Series/{{GamingInTheClintonYears}} Gaming In The Clinton Years]].
* How does Caddy react to their comment about VideoGame/TombRaiderIII for a potential storyline where Lara gets breast cancer? He ''breaks his laptop in half''. No editing involved.
-->'''Lara:''' 🎵 [[Music/JohnnyCash What have I become...?]] 🎵
** "You know ''that'' Lara Croft? The millionaire explorer with handguns and a mysterious family history? I know how to make her character more meaningful... ''GIVE HER A TUMOR''!!"
* "If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn, but I am extremely stubborn."
* ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome "OH MY GOD IT'S A BLOCK! I'VE NEVER SEE ONE OF THEM BEFORE!!!"]]''
* [[OverlyLongGag "Well..."]]
** The reason for this gag being many a TakeThat aimed at certain complaints George makes, such as him claiming that no one buys FPS games only for multiplayer in the ''[[VideoGame/GoldenEye1997 GoldenEye]]'' review, even though multiplayer has become a staple of many FPS games,[[note]]such as the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise[[/note]] and certain critically acclaimed and commercially successful FPS games are multiplayer only, [[note]]take ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' for example[[/note]] him calling ''VideoGame/GranTurismo'' a flop, despite the fact that ''Gran Turismo'' is currently ''the'' best-selling UsefulNotes/PlayStation game of all time, [[note]]it even beat out ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'', ''[[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Tekken 3]]'', and even Caddy's favorite, ''[[VideoGame/{{Oddworld}} Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee]]''[[/note]] and the "It's like turning Mario into a sports game" complaint, even though there have been multiple Mario sports games. [[note]]And that's not counting the Olympic Games done with Sonic or the ''VideoGame/MarioKart'' games[[/note]]
* "The game isn't good, and neither is the ending, now here's the ending, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
* "[[ManipulativeEditing You are stupid.]]"
-->'''Caddy, [[{{Corpsing}} visibly smiling]] while [[CrocodileTears feigning his feelings being hurt]]:''' Okay, [[ItIsPronouncedTropay Gee-org]], you didn't have to be mean. Why'd ya [[InelegantBlubbering *sad gibberish*]] to say that? Ya really hurt my feelings.
* One theme you'll notice is the fact that various videos were uploaded twice, but with the video quality increased from 240p to 360p, Which, according to Caddy, is akin to "going from filming with a potato to filming with a peeled potato".
* In general, it's hard not to laugh at the sheer insanity of the reviews. The unbridled levels of CriticalResearchFailure, absurd complaints[[note]]such as the "lack of realism" in ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' (a game with fire-breathing three-headed dogs) and the fact that he claims you have to jump on a vine to make it swing in the ''Tarzan'' tie-in game, when you ''can'' make it swing, by simply ''using the directional buttons''[[/note]], the fact that he [[OpinionFlipFlop constantly changes his opinions]], sometimes '''within the same sentence''' and the fact that he has to cheat to beat the first level of some games ''on the lowest difficulty setting'' and '''''still blasts the game for being too easy'''''. Caddy sums it up best:
-->'''Caddy:''' It's like you're watching a video of a carpenter repeatedly hammer his thumb, while complaining about the fact that he ''didn't buy any nails''.
* Another theme is George Wood being so bad at video games that he cheats to see the end of the game, but then complains [[{{Hypocrite}} that cheating either destroys the fun or makes the game too short.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them '''CHEAT AT VIDEO GAMES'''!
* At one point, Caddy talks about duplicate uploads of several videos with a longer length and/or added brackets with the background music[[note]]Sting Chameleon's theme from ''Videogame/MegaManX''[[/note]] speeding up while a scream is being heard slowly getting louder and louder. Then Caddy proceeds to say that every single video "begins with that same bloody--🎵'''''[[SuddenlyShouting DUUUUUUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!]]'''''🎵"[[note]]The Hall of Mirrors theme from ''VideoGame/{{Shadowgate}}'' which is Gaming in the Clinton Years' theme song.[[/note]]
[[AC: The Nightmare World of Dreamworks Games]]
* The video's semi-{{Cold Open}}: Caddy is 68 days into lockdown and...
-->'''Caddy:''' HI! I'M COMPOST!
* The world still bricks and Caddy going mad, he yearns for something to do, gets delivered {{VideoGame/Ring Fit Adventure}}, and takes it {{Up To Eleven}} by donning 80s workout gear [[note]] that noticeably [[{{GagPenis}} accentuates his junk]][[/note]] and calling it "Lit's Git Fit With Caddickydick".
* However, Caddy is fully aware that all this is not what his viewers chimed in for. They only came for "[[Creator/{{WillSmith}} Will Smith]] [[WesternAnimation/{{SharkTale}} fish]] and [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} the funny green man]] [[{{MemeticMutation}} opening the door]]".
-->[[Music/{{SmashMouth}} SOME]]--- (nothing happens)
* 🎵Because every little thing, *clap* is gonna be alright🎵 [[{{MoodWhiplash}} when you're being evicted]]
* By simply swimming into the side of a mailbox, Caddy manages to build up speed for so long flailing that he clips through the mailbox and speeds off incredibly.
* Every time Caddy makes a bee pun:
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''EEEEEEEEEHHHH!'''''
* Caddy hijacks a car and forces the bee driving it to drive him to the next objective, but in doing so, renders the driver stuck in his car and forced to accompany him while looking like he's about to unhinge his jaw.
* Caddy's initial reaction to seeing ''Hammy Goes Nuts'' on DS?
-->'''Caddy:''' I'm out of here, I'm gone, thanks for everything, house! Sat Nav, please take me as far away as possible from Over the Hedge on the DS.
-->'''Sat Nav:''' I'm afraid I can't do that.
-->'''Caddy:''' Why not?
-->'''Sat Nav:''' Your destination is behind you.
-->(Caddy turns around to find the game behind him)
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''PFFFFFFFF'''''
* Caddy's attempt at a transition.
--> HI I'M BARRY BARRY AND HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?
--> (cut to Caddy sledding down his stairs)
* Caddy's favorite characters from the timeless classic ''WesternAnimation/{{Turbo}}'' are "Roly Poly" and "Eyesonadick".
* Caddy takes advice from Tiddy the Teddy (voiced by [[{{CallBack}} Daniel]]) to play another kart racer, since it'll automatically be exponentially better than Turbo, all the while ignoring his insults, threats, and existential crises.
* This.
-->'''Shrek:''' DONKEH!
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh look, it's Shrek! From Dreamworks Animation's hit comedy family film franchise called Shrek! What do you want?
-->'''Shrek:''' OGRES HAVE LAAAAAYYYEEEEEEEE-
-->'''Caddy:''' And then we sat down together and played Shrek 2 on the Gamecube.
* Caddy makes the [[TooDumbToLive grave mistake]] of calling the [[ArtificialStupidity AI]] in Shrek 2 [[CallBack dumb as bricks]].
-->'''Caddy:''' [[OhCrap Oh God,]] I didn't say that out loud, did I?
--> ([[SensoryAbuse camera cuts to the brick wall outside emitting a loud droning noise and shaking violently]])
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!'''''
* Caddy refuses to play any more Shrek games and instead takes up residence inside his sweater.
* "Yeah! Yeah! TDK! TDK! TDK stands for Tickle David's Knickers!"
* "I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but that doesn't apply when your head is the size of Saturn!"
* The intro cutscene for ''Shrek Super Party'' states that all Shrek wants is to live alone, even though he is starring in a party game where he rounds up his friends to compete in minigames for bugs and trade the bugs for higher valued bugs and not do anything with them.
-->'''Caddy:''' Do you feel alone yet?
* This exchange.
-->'''Magic Mirror:''' Put your hands together for Shrek!
-->'''Caddy:''' (does just that) Now what?
* "Goddammit, I've seen this stupid kid on this stupid moon so many times now that I want him to fall off!"
* When hearing the menu select noise in ''Shrek: Extra Large'', a burp.
-->'''Caddy:''' Hey Siri, cut the cord.
* Caddy [[{{Corpsing}} loses it]] when he sees ''Extra Large'''s close-up camera, comparing it to a toddler stealing a camera phone and a knife, as well as saying it makes the game look like "a [[Creator/PabloPicasso Picasso]] painting if he sniffed glue before painting it".
* Highlights of Caddy's first foray into the Kinect include:
** Him not being able to put it on top of his flat-screen TV, so securing it with a wad of clay.
** Him doing a little dance with his on-screen motion-sensing reflection.
** Him not even reviewing the game and instead playing it live.
** Him being startled by the game starting when he holds his hand out.
** Him not saying his name when prompted and breezing past that section by accident.
** Him getting every single answer on the trivia question wrong.
** Him cracking up at a picture he didn't even know the game took where he looks completely bored and disinterested and then deciding to end the video on that note.
[[AC: I Got ALL 202 Platinum Relics in Crash Bandicoot]]
* Caddy, now 84 days into lockdown, seems to have developed a healthy relationship with the bricks. So much so that he decides he doesn't want to leave the house anymore.
--> '''[[{{SuddenlyVoiced}} Bricks:]]''' That's good [[{{MoodWhiplash}} BECAUSE YOU CAN'T!]]
* "Yeah, that's all I do with my life. I'm either playing VideoGame/CrashBandicoot or being an American traitor."
** For context, a gaming website created a list of corporations and notable names that support the Black Lives Matter movement that was receiving significant traction at the time, a list that included {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} and WebVideo/ProJared (The latter's occupation described as "Tried and failed to become Sailor Mercury"), and of course, Caddy, the list maker making a rather large leap of logic saying that this [[InsaneTrollLogic somehow meant they supported murder]] and looting and were... well... traitors to America. This is, of course, in spite of the fact that Caddy [[FailedASpotCheck is British]], and doesn't even live in America.
* Because June is Caddy's birth month and because of how much Crash has [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy become]] [[VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled associated]] with the month of June in recent times, he's decided to call June "Bandicoot Month", where he talks about all things related to the manic marsupial... [[{{Squick}} including his butts.]]
--> '''Caddy:''' Creases...
--> ''*N. Gin screams at a close up at Crash's butt*''
** "Okay, that video was late..."[[note]] Referencing his [=DreamWorks=] Games video. [[/note]]
** Sure, "Bandicoot Month" isn't that creative, but at least it rolls off the tongue better than "Junedicoot".[[note]] And the less we say about "[[CountryMatters Bandiconth]]", the better. [[/note]]
* As awesome as it was to see Caddy fully complete the N. Sane Trilogy (including the Platinum Time Trial Relics), it also cost him his sanity. [[SarcasmMode So what better way to remedy that then by getting all the Platinums]] ''[[UpToEleven across the entire franchise?]]''[[note]] Except ''VideoGame/CrashBash''.[[/note]]
** "But first, you may not even know what I'm talking about, so here's some ''HISTRIE!''"
*** Long story short, Time Trial Relics are a BraggingRightsReward introduced in ''Crash 3'', with Sapphire being a participation reward and Gold being the bare minimum needed for 100-percent completion.
--> ({{Beat}})
--> '''Caddy:''' BUT THE PLATINUM RELICS DON'T GIVE YOU SHIT!
* "You guys think that playing the ''N. Sane Trilogy'' regularly is the ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' of platforming games? You don't know anything until you've seen what I've seen! ...Shut up! And... stick it in your... [[LameComeback chin.]]"
* At some points, Caddy thought his thumbs were going to fall off... and they did![[note]] [[UnexplainedRecovery He gets better.]] [[/note]]
* "''Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open'' '''COFFIN!'''"
* Caddy's Platinum runs through ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Cash Banooca 1]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot2CortexStrikesBack Cash Banooca 2: Gringott's Steakhouse]]'' were... less than ideal due to these games preceding the Time Trials. So that must mean that every game onward will be easy to Platinum since they were made with the Time Trials in mind, right?
--> '''Caddy:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting WISHFUL THINKING!]]''
* ''Totally Bear'' has a main reason why it's so difficult to Platinum Run on.
--> '''Caddy:''' But in case can't see, let me spell it out... [[LiteralMetaphor You can't see.]]
* Hey, what's that on the floor there? What else, but Caddy's ego?
* ''High Time'' from ''Crash 3'' made Caddy's list because you can either screw up the timing for the platforms or clip through them because who needs platforms in a platformer, right?
* Apparently, the turning of the hog you ride in ''Hog Ride'' is so stiff and heavy, Caddy's knees want to be that stiff and heavy.
* Sobek help you in Sphyxinator, because where do you begin?
--> Sobek: [[VoiceOfTheLegion With the]] [[GeniusBonus beginning!]]
* ''Hot Coco''. The perfect way to teach you a colorful new language comprised of naughty words and phlegm.
* Caddy used the remakes of the original ''Crash'' games and ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' to make the Platinums harder to obtain just because. No need to clap and bow. [[BlackComedy He's got kids to do that already.]]
* Of all the levels across all the games he's Platinum-ed, which were the hardest overall you ask?
--> '''Caddy:''' [[VideoGame/CrashNitroKart Jungle Boogie]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheHugeAdventure leave me alone]] [[note]]Snow Job[[/note]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex don't care]][[note]]Droid Void[[/note]], [[VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheHugeAdventure shutupI'mtired]] [[note]]Drip, Drip, Drip[[/note]], and [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped I'mnevergonnadoanythinglikethiseveragain.]][[note]]Future Tense[[/note]] NURSE, GIVE ME MY SEDATIVES!
--> (a baseball bat knocks him out cold)
[[AC: The Depressing World of Bad Crash Bandicoot Games]]
* Caddy had to leap through several hoops to even finish the video, even if that meant it had to be uploaded after Bandicoot Month. For one thing, Vegas crashed so hard that his PC restarted and corrupted his save data, so he had to edit the whole video twice, and after all that, the video was uploaded in 240p, so he had to reupload it.
* Lockdown Day 92: It's a great time for the life of Caddy. It's Bandicoot Month, Crash 4 is coming out, and he's [[CargoShip getting married to the bricks.]] However, his happiness is cut short by his talking [=PS2=], Jason Station, who forces him to play all the bad Crash games.
** Caddy's reaction to a snippet of the Crash 4 trailer [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T34VdF4i9FI&t=32s must be seen to be believed]].
* ''Cash Banooca'' is alright, but not as good as the sequel, ''Cash Banooca 2'', and even then, ''Cash Banooca: Wrapped'' was way better, as were ''Cash Teat Rabies'' and ''Cash Twitanity''. But '''Cash Banooca: The Wrinkle of Cow Pat'' wasn't that good. Such is Caddy's Law of Whatijustcameupwith: If you want your series to be heralded as a classic, you need to throw in a bad game every so often. This usually happens when people start to get bored with the series and the company tries to spice up the gameplay with new mechanics, often at the expense of what made the originals so good. And although this makes people realize how good the original games are, these bad games still exist and Caddy decides to take a look at the ones from the Crash series, just so he never has to talk about them again.
* A gaming magazine on Metroid: "We know playing as a girl is a bit, well, [[ShapedLikeItself girly.]]"
-->'''Caddy:''' [[GirlsHaveCooties Ew, cooties!]]
** Followed by "Real talk kids, Franchise/{{Halo}} isn't a difficult game at all. You wanna know what's really tough? Spongebob!"
-->'''Caddy:''' Why do I have this magazine?
* Caddy usually doesn't re-review games that he already talked about if the topic of the video warrants it. But the 2012 era is an exception. So he revisits Crash Bash with his new reviewing skills to see if it truly began Crash's downfall after Naughty Dog left him behind and started to make games about [[{{VideoGame/Uncharted}} angry]] [[{{VideoGame/TheLastOfUs}} hairy]] [[{{VideoGame/JakandDaxter}} men]].
* You can't have an adventure without a story. Unless you're going hiking.
* Unless you own a first-edition PAL copy of Crash Bash, the process of unlocking all the multiplayer options is pure tedium. However, if you own ''Spyro 3'', you can input a secret code to play a demo for Crash Bash. And if you input another code on the title screen, you can access a cheat mode that allows you to play almost all of the game. (It is a beta build, so some things are different from the final release, such as the Komodo Bros' lifebar icons using [[{{WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons}} Homer and Bart Simpson]] as placeholders). This means that if basically all of Crash Bash could fit on Spyro 3's disc, that must have meant that Crash Bash didn't need to take up a lot of space, meaning basically no effort went into it.
* This bit.
-->'''Caddy:''' Maybe if I shout at [the game] it'll be good.
-->'''''OI!'''''
-->[beat]
-->It didn't work.
* Cortex's hair in ''Crash Bash'' being on point. So on point that it IS a point. You could open an envelope with it.
* [[VideoGame/CrashNitroKart Velo's]] beard is shaped like the first letter of his name.
--> '''Caddy:''' (clean-shaven, except for a "beard" shaped like a C) [[HypocriticalHumor I mean what kind of arsehole does that?]]
** The fact that Caddy clean-shaved for the first time in 9 years for one joke.
* When Caddy tries to imitate ''Nitro Kart'''s lip-sync for Aku Aku and Uka Uka, he accidentally gives himself lockjaw.
* "''Nitro Kart'' feels like somebody witnessed the birth of a miracle child, and while the mother was still splayed, shoved it back in. ''Crash Nitro Kart'' is an unbirthed baby that was already born."
-->'''Caddy:''' I need therapy.
* "At this point, I'd rather race that thing from VideoGame/{{Star Fox 64}} called '''''BACON!!!'''''
* This exchange.
-->'''Cortex:''' WOOH! That did not feel good.
-->'''Caddy:''' And I don't even want to know what noise you would make if you did feel good.
* The Caddicarus Bouns Round. [[https://youtube.com/embed/T34VdF4i9FI?start=1123&end=1143 Words don't do it justice.]]
* Apparently Jetix Magazine says that ''Crash Tag Team Racing'' is the best Crash game ever. Remember those guys?
* "Hey, everyone, it's me! Your favorite prime-time family-friendly Youtube superstar, '''''GUMP!'''''"
* Caddy was... [[{{Understatement}} shocked]] to say the least when he saw Willie Wumpa Cheeks.
* Willie Wumpa Cheeks, Von Clutch's park mascot, sounding like a name from a [[ParallelPornTitle porn parody]]...like ''[[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII Smash Brandi's Cootch'']]. "Yeah, probably that one."
* ''Tag Team Racing'' was the debut of Chick and Stew, the chicken commentators that would later return as the anchormen for the DLC Grand Prix campaigns for ''Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fuelled.'' Shame Caddy doesn't like them.
-->'''Stew:''' Spend it like crazy on new stuff! [[TotallyRadical BLING BLING!]]\\
'''Caddy:''' (more than a little annoyed) Bling Bling. Yeah, that's what all the kids were saying back then wasn't it? (flashes a gang sign unenthusiastically) ''Bling bling in my ding ding.''
** Their existence also prompts Caddy to make a Music/{{System Of A Down}} joke.
* One of the things Caddy likes about ''Crash Tag Team Racing''? [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can attack the theme park's many visitors including kids and mainstay Crash cast members.]] This particuarly entertains Caddy due to his previous history in retail.
-->'''Caddy''': ''YOU CAN EVEN KICK THE CHILDREN!''
-->(Crash assaults a child)
-->'''Caddy''': (points to the box's age rating, a 7+ from the European PEGI association) ''THIS IS A 7+ GAME WITH CHILD BEATING!'' (voiceover) Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game, or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?
-->[[KickTheDog (Crash assaults another child and Coco soon afterward)]]
-->'''Coco:''' Hey, I'm a girl!!
-->'''Caddy:''' Yeah, Crash! What's wrong with you?! [...] Women can't fight back!
* Caddy finally gets fed up with the wacky antics of random characters barging into his life just to segue into the next game, so he angrily demands Charlie Window to stop being a [[JustForPun pane]] and just give him the game.
* "I'M RISING LIKE A SOUFFLÉ!"
* The major problem Caddy has with Crash's appearance in the Skylanders cartoon? [[CharacterDerailment They made him smart and made him talk.]] He even unfavourably compares Skylanders!Crash to the old talking CGI Crash from the ''Crash 2'' prerelease video!
-->'''Caddy''': Crash is planning! He doesn't plan, he eats the things he's supposed to be collecting!
** [[HashtagForLaughs #NotMyBanooca]]
* This exchange thanks to Spyro's ugly-as-sin Skylanders redesign.
-->'''Spyro:''' So, this is called the mysterious ancient place.
-->'''Caddy:''' And you have a mysterious ancient face.
** Probably for the best Cortex came to make that ugly face a little prettier.
* Thoroughly wowed at the extensivity of the character creation system in VideoGame/{{Skylanders Imaginators}}, Caddy decides to make one. He ends up with a woman-snake with a fire bow, ram horns, and armor, named Fromage.
-->'''Fromage:''' A name that will echo through the ages.
-->'''Caddy:''' [opens a window] FROMAGE!!! [echoes]
* "This is the slowest thing I've ever touched. And I touched the floor yesterday!"
* ONLY CRASH BANDICOOT CAN UNLOCK THIS [[{{Mondegreen}} PHONE]]
* Caddy cannot let go of the fact that the main mechanic of ''VideoGame/{{Crash of the Titans}}'' is called [[AccidentalInnuendo Jacking.]]
* Caddy criticizes the [[YouDontLookLikeYou character design of]] of Crash in ''Titans'', making particular note of Crash's tattoos and saying tattoos are for pricks...[[HypocriticalHumor while holding up the]] ''VideoGame/{{Oddworld}}'' [[HypocriticalHumor tattoos on his hands.]]
* "I smell a conspiracy here. Oh hang on, that's just fish. I'm in the market."
* The amount of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar radar dodging]] that ''VideoGame/CrashMindOverMutant'' indulges in, really brings joy to Caddy's eyes, such as N. Brio remarking that his name "sounds like a fetus" and Aku Aku telling Crash to "punch [N. Gin] in the throat.", and N. Gin begging them not to since he "needs it for swallowing".
* At the end, after thanking Naughty Dog for creating Crash Bandicoot in the first place, [[TheInternetIsForPorn he asks for a copy of]] [[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII "Smash Brandi's Cootch".]] Cue an offscreen figure [[TakeThat instead attempt to give him "Crash Boom Bang!"]].
[[AC: The Pitiful World of Pixar Games]]
* Lockdown Day 482 (or thereabouts): Caddy is minding his own business when he notices fresh sunlight streaming in through his window with the bricks nowhere in sight. Frantically, he looks through the internet to find that lockdown in the UK has been lifted, and only 3 weeks into his marriage. Caddy doesn't buy it, thinking it's a ploy to let everyone's guard down so that the bricks can flatten everyone, so he stays inside.[[note]] It was probably for the best. The bricks took his wallet.[[/note]]
** What sells it is he gave his speech outside... without his mask! Afterwards, he resumes his speech in nothing but {{Angrish}}.
* Everyone knows who Pixar is: an award-winning CGI-animation studio run by Pete Doctor and [[BlackComedy John Misconduct]].
* "Don't milk kids."
* Not only do the character models from the video game of ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'' make for good electric toothbrushes, but at the end of each level of the game, you get to stop Creator/KevinSpacey from [[BlackComedy touching everyone inappropriately.]]
* The video game of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' on the SNES might lack the power of [[Series/GamingInTheClintonYears Silicon Graphics Computers]], but at least it's not the version on the Game Boy. Not the Game Boy Advance, the ''Game Boy.''
--> *Poorly-done 8-bit rendition of ''Strange Things'' plays*
--> '''Caddy:''' This is more frightening than any horror game I've ever played.
* "If ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong'' was played by Creator/TomHanks and then got run over by a steamroller, you get ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy."
* Caddy is not afraid to make liberal use of the laugh Woody made after Bo Peep made a pass at him.
* Andy must have been a rather unique child growing up if he has several copies of the board game ''Droughts'', lives in a room that's just one big corridor, has blocks all over his room that are just one letter, and has an unhealthy obsession with the book ''The Fishman.''
* "Why is Buzz swimming through the air and why is he splayed and waiting for me suggestively on the bed? Is it because I'm Woody?"
* Posters for the SNES and Genesis versions of the ''Toy Story'' video game were... [[UnfortunateImplications unnerving]], to say the least.
--> '''PLAY THE GAME!'''
* If you thought ''Toy Story'' on the Game Boy was awful, then you haven't played ''Toy Story''... on the Zizzle. Long story short, a Zizzle is an LCD-frame console (think UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch or Tiger Electronic handheld games but worse).
* The character models of ''VideoGame/MonstersIncScreamTeam'' sure help it live up to its name.
--> '''Caddy:''' Waternoose looks like a raisin and Sully here has more teeth than face.
--> '''Caddy:''' (with a lip retractor): Welcome to Monsters Incorporated!
* Caddy says that Roz sounds like a sneeze in the tutorial of ''Monsters Inc.: Scream Team'', but the way he presented it makes her sound like she was auditioning for ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie.''
* There's something hilarious and [[NightmareFuel unsettling]] about Caddy possessing a kite with a VoiceOfTheLegion.
--> '''Caddy:''' Oh. What did I eat last night?
** [[MakesSenseInContext And then the kite turns into]] ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' on the [=GameCube=].
* "Hi there, Nemo. Nice to meet you. I'm a twat!"
* The ''Finding Nemo'' game makes the [=GameCube=] overheat so much, if it overheats any more, [[BlackComedy he could serve Nemo with a side of fries!]]
--> '''Caddy:''' (after pulling Nemo from his freezer) [[BlackComedy Kids! I found dinner!]]
** He also finds the Xbox and [=GBA=] versions of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles,'' both published by [[{{Creator/THQ}} THICK!]]
* Because Caddy is playing ''VideoGame/TheIncredibles'' for the Xbox on an Xbox 360, that causes the infamous performance issues such an action is known for, texture glitches being one of them. Highlights include lily pads in an elevator to Syndrome's lair, [[MakesSenseInContext cars with metal nipples all over]], [[NightmareFuel Bob's deconstructed face decorating a building...]]
--> '''Caddy:''' I know Mr. Incredible is big, but he's not that big.
* Dash must not worry too much about his caloric intake if he only burns off 187 calories while running at 147 miles per hour.
--> '''Caddy:''' Exercise is a lie.
* ''[[VideoGame/TheIncrediblesRiseOfTheUnderminer Rise of the Underminer]]'' is so bad that Caddy actually has to apologize to ''VideoGame/CrashOfTheTitans''.
** At least Frozone [[MemeticMutation found his super suit]].
* "Rated E for ''wet.''"
* Dissapointingly, ''{{VideoGame/Cars}}'' for Xbox 360 does not have any sex. It does. however, have violence.
--> '''Caddy:''' At least I can crash into Mater. That's all I ever want to do.
** Actually, we lied. There are a few things related to sex here. After all, what else would you call using the first-person camera to look at what cars have [[DoubleEntendre down there after ramming them?]]
* ''Cars'' on the Xbox 360 lets you make Lightning [=McQueen=] wear the equivalent of workout spandex. But don't worry. Caddy's not here to judge. After all, if it's your thing, godspeed.
* Mater, the tow truck, controls better than [=McQueen=], the precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.
* Caddy leaves his house for the first time in months... [[JustForPun by going]] ''{{WesternAnimation/Up}}''.
** [[MemeticMutation With the nut you can play with outside,]] [[UsefulNotes/PlayStationPortable no less.]]
* "Aw, what's that? You want to collect all the bugs? '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion WELL I CAN SMASH THEM FASTER!]]'''"
* "Sorry, ''Up.'' You made me feel down..."
--> '''Caddy:''' Da-da da-da da-BAD JOKE!
--> ''*smashes'' Up ''on the PSP on the ground*''
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}}'' on the Xbox 360 doesn't let you touch... ''miluk!''
* Did you like hearing Creator/BradGarrett as Gusteau? Did you like his obviously fake French accent? Did you want to hear him say the exact same lines over and over again? No? Too bad, because that's exactly what happens in the video game of ''Ratatouille''!
* ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'', both the movie and the game for the Xbox 360, starts with {{Mooks}} dying. Violently. Cars or not, they had thoughts and feelings and they explode into pieces.
-->'''Caddy:''' '''''THEIR EYES ARE PART OF THE TUNNEL!!!'''''
* Now, let's move on to ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' on the Xbox-- '''[[BaitAndSwitch SYKE!]]''' IT'S [[VideoGame/CarsMaterNationalChampionship CARS: MATER-NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP]]![[note]] It's the first ''Cars'' game, but only mildly better.[[/note]]
** And once again, a beat-up rusted-over lemon of a car is able to outrace a stock car, a vehicle built ''specifically'' for racing!
* ''Now'', let's move on to ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' on the Xbox 360... and his mangled-up holographic sleeve.
** Brought to you by [[MegaCorp Buy 'N Large]]!
* This.
--> '''Michael Factory:''' Good day sir, I'm Michael Factory and I'm here to sell you a door.
--> '''Caddy:''' I have a door. You knocked on it.
--> '''Michael Factory:''' Oh yeah... Have a DS game instead.
* "Hey, are you feeling [[{{WesternAnimation/Brave}} brave?]]"[[note]] "...Well, that's good, because I've got a rifle!" [[/note]]
* "Get away, WesternAnimation/{{Spot|TheDog}}!"
* After his romp through Pixar and Dreamwork's gaming forays, he's sworn off movies from both of them entirely. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Unfortunately, that only leaves him with one option left...]]
--> '''Caddy:''' Wait, there's a [[Creator/IlluminationEntertainment Minions]] game?!
[[AC: The Painful World of LEGO Games]]
* The video's thumbnail contains a cameo from Series/{{Grandpa In My Pocket}}, for no reason other than the thumbnail artist stumbled across it one day and thought it was disturbing.
* With the bricks gone from his life, Caddy can't help but feel more upset than ever... because all of the beaches are taken over by people who refuse to stay inside.
* "If those bricks aren't going to come back to me, then I'm gonna have to have an affair with some other bricks!"
** And then Caddy's EvilTwin Baddy comes by to deliver a package, leading to this bit:
--> ''*Caddy looks inside the box*''\\
'''Caddy:''' What the hell is this?\\
'''Baddy:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext It's your mistress.]]\\
'''Caddy:''' (astonished) '''''JESUS!'''''\\
''*Baddy cackles*''\\
'''Caddy:''' Get out!\\
'''Baddy:''' Hm, okay.\\
''*[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Baddy's head floats off his body while making a farting sound]]*''
** Also, the shipping company misspelled Caddy's name.
--> '''Caddy:''' My name isn't Jim Taddock!
** The fact that Baddy, despite being regarded as evil, generously gives out gifts and leaves politely when asked.
* Admit it. LEGO's absorbed more pop-culture than anything else. From ''Star Wars'' to Disney to ''Spongebob'' to [[OddNameOut Lunchables]] to ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' to ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' to ''Mario!''
* Caddy admires how much Lego as a concept has evolved from simply:
--> "Unh, make a yellow man, put him in the car. Don't have enough bricks for a house, so the yellow man lives in the car. Oh no, my little brother Timtim ate my yellow man, gotta wait for him to poop it out!"
* Because of how much LEGO has grown, it can do so much more than just stick together. It can spin, it can roll, it can be turned on and off, it can sync with your phone, it can connect to your wi-fi, [[SurpriseCreepy it can steal your soul]], it can recieve software updates.
--> '''Caddy:''' Why does my LEGO need to update?! '''''IT'S PLASTIC!'''''
* After LEGO sent Caddy their latest LEGO Mario set, Caddy began making the [[JustForPun connections]]. Mario is a game, LEGO is LEGO. Mario. LEGO. Game. LEGO. LEGO... [[EntertaininglyWrong alligators!]]
* Yet again, Caddy's reviewing a game he already reviewed in his early days. And yet again, [[OldShame he wished they never happened]]. You know what that means, right? [[AC: He's Bitter!]]
* With Caddy rereviewing ''VideoGame/LEGORacers'', you'd expect the menu music to [[GroinAttack kick him in the balls]] [[CallBack again]], But...
--> ''*music begins*''
--> ''*tink*''
--> '''Caddy:''' [[CrazyPrepared I was prepared this time.]]
* Caddy decides that his racer should be comprised of the ugliest parts in every category, and named "Uncle Dip", and Uncle Dip's Dipmobile should look like a big yellow medieval coffin with a spoiler.
--> '''Caddy:''' Sure, you can't see Uncle Dip inside his own car, but by doing that I think I've done the world a favor.
* Next on the agenda is ''[[Toys/RockRaiders LEGO Rock Raiders]]'', a real [[IncrediblyLamePun ore-some]] game about miners who [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin raid rocks]] by doing bilabial trills on the walls[[note]] Yes, that lip-flapping [[BuffySpeak thing]] people do when they're bored has a name[[/note]].
** Caddy's reacton to the pun "ore-some".
** It also expects you to do so for almost ''15 seconds'' while under an already-strict time limit without doing anything else, not even defending yourself. It doesn't help that many of them don't even lead you to anywhere useful. And what's your reward for doing so? A digger driven by a drunk.
* Apparently, ''VideoGame/LEGORockRaiders'' was tested and approved by kids. But then again, kids also like shitting their pants.
* Caddy remembers having a friend when he was six that wouldn't stop talking about how much fun he had playing ''Rock Raiders''[[note]]Although Caddy doesn't specify what version it was, so it could have been the vastly superior PC version[[/note]].
--> '''Caddy:''' What were your parents feeding you?!
* Do you want to see a disappointed robot? Then ''VideoGame/{{Bionicle}}'' on the Xbox is the game for you.
* Knowing full well that he'll be upsetting Bionicle fans somewhere in the world, after going though the painfully slow unskippable tutorial boxes, you'll find the game becoming painfully, unbearably, mind-numbingly... [[BaitAndSwitch better.]]
* The first ''VideoGame/LEGOIsland'' game was great. It even spawned the release of three spin-off titles that with cases that work as functioning LEGO bricks. The sequel... [[{{Understatement}} Not so much...]]
* "Ages 6-99?"
--> *''Caddy holds [[BlackComedy a skeleton]]''*\\
'''Caddy:''' Augh, sorry Grandma.\\
* ''[[CrossingTheLineTwice He tosses the skeleton aside]]''*
* After learning how to make hand sandwich from last week's episode, good ol' [[PunnyName Sam Widge]] is back to show us how to make disc pizza! All you gotta do is grab a disc, slather on some tomato sauce, sprinkle some cheese, and enjoy!
* In ''LEGO Island 2'', people help Pepper Roni by turning to the direction he's supposed to go instead of, you know, pointing in that direction. That's all a minifig's arms seem to be good for outside of holding stuff after all.
* At several points while reviewing the ''LEGO Island'' series, Caddy uses a screenshot from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj0U9NN6pPc a fan mod]] that replaces Pepper's face with Papa Brickolini's angry scowl.
* After Pepper gathers all the bricks he needs to build his house, he's called to the pizzeria in the hills to deliver one last pizza to... [[BigBad The Brickster.]] You know. That guy who busted out of jail in the first game using a pizza. Apparently, everyone on the island is [[TooDumbToLive a few studs]] [[HoldYourHippogriffs short of a brick]] if they're knowingly performing [[HereWeGoAgain the exact same song and dance all over again.]]
** And do you know what the garlic salt of misery on this pizza of pain is? The Brickster then heads straight for the center of all existence on the island and summons an army of Brickster-Bots ''while the people do nothing but watch!'' '''''Including the police!'''''
---> '''Caddy:''' LEGO Island doesn't deserve to be saved. At this point, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII I'm surprised he didn't just summon a meteor.]]
* Pepper Roni's delivery of "my best!" would be bad enough, but in the [=PS1=] version, he visibly doesn't have a body!
* ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' is like rubbing cream on the stump of a one-armed man. It won't make it grow back, and you should just give up.
* Spelling ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' with an X in "extreme" but no Z in "stunts" is a bit of a missed opportunity. [[XtremelyKoolLetterz How elze dew yu plan 2 zel too ahl da kewl kidz?!]]
* In ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' anything is '''''XTREME!!!''''' Even the console not reading the disc properly.
--> '''Postman:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo My sack is really heavy!]]
* Believe it or not, ''LEGO Island Xtreme Stunts'' actually has some high points. You can explore the island with improved platforming mechanics, you can do tricks with Pepper's skateboard this time, you can work with The Brickster--
--> '''Caddy:''' Why is he out of prison?! ''Why is he in the director's back pocket?!''
** Because this is LEGO Island, where intelligence goes to ''PERISH.''
* After Caddy theorizes that [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident the island inhabitants put Pepper in these stunts in attempt to have him die in an "accident"]], he starts to become a bit sympathetic for Pepper. But then [[TheScrappy Pepper does what Pepper does.]]
-->'''Caddy:''' I've gotta say, [[TemptingFate I'm feeling very sorry for him right now.]]
-->'''Pepper:''' [[TotallyRadical Woah!]]
-->'''Caddy:''' I've gotta say, [[VerbalBackspace I don't feel sorry for him right now.]]
* After Caddy decides that Lego Stunt Rally on Game Boy Color can be played with no hands, he wears Lego hands for the rest of the video. Though that doesn't explain why he dons a LEGO brick costume later in the video.
** [[DoubleEntendre How else will he feel those bits mounting onto him all at once?]]
* ''LEGO Racers 2'' thinks that a different colored sky counts as a new and original racetrack, so that must mean Caddy's yellow water counts as a new and original drink, right?
--> '''Caddy:''' It's fresh, it's healthy, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and it's definitely not wee.]]
* It might just be the PTSD from gym locker rooms, but Caddy swears that the graphics in ''LEGO Soccer Mania'' are emanating a cheesy odor.
* In Drome Racers, one of the characters is called "Slot", which Caddy thinks should belong to the female character.
** Also, put together, the three characters make up "Shicane Slotrocket", which sounds like somebody who works at a brothel.
* Despite having the Lego brandname, Drome Racers has [[InNameOnly almost none of the elements associated with Lego]]. Unless you count that one guy whose face looks like its made out of Lego.
* LEGO Rock Band on DS has no physical peripherals, an unimpressive amount of songs, stupid gameplay, and Music/{{Blur}}.
** Also, a horrifying-faced shirtless LEGO Music/{{Iggy Pop}} who pokes and prods at his junk.
* "[[ARareSentence Did LEGO invent simping?]]"
[[AC: The Awful World of Skateboarding Games]]
* "Oh, God! [[TemptingFate I really hope I don't turn into a limited edition collectible vinyl figure!]]"
--> *[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext turns into a Youtooz figurine]]*
--> '''Youtooz!Caddy:''' Well, great. What am I supposed to do now?
** "[[Anime/DragonBallZ And this isn't even my final form!"]]
* Caddy has been finding lately that he's the only one that can still see bricks outside. He's also figured out that they get scared off if you approach them while wearing a facemask, and wonders why nobody else is doing it.
* After playing the brand new ''[[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2]]'', Caddy felt an itch that he hasn't felt since the last time [[TooMuchInformation he went to the doctor]]. Thus, he decided that he wanted to play ''Underground 2 Remix'' and ''American [=Sk8land=]'' again since his rash-- [[LastSecondWordSwap his nostalgia]] was building up, followed by him deciding to get every single skateboarding game he could find with all the money he scrounged up to make yet another video that will [[INeedAFreakingDrink drive him to drink]].
-->'''Caddy:''' (Dumping a pile of screws on the table) Can I pay you in scroos?
* Caddy decides to start the video off with a bang by talking about the skating game that defined them all, by which he means the very first one, ''Skate Boardin'' for Atari 2600. The only game where you're a pink horse jockey carrying a giant hot dog through a ghost town capable that propels himself on that hot dog with his own farts.
** And let's be honest. [[SarcasmMode The cover art for that game deserves its own crystal case in the National Gallery of Art.]]
** Not to mention you're really going to get into the skating music.
* Caddy claims that the first ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater'' being changed to ''Tony Hawk's Skateboarding'' in the UK is due to the fact that "proskater" is a naughty word.[[labelnote:Explanation]]The actual reason was because in Europe, Australia and New Zealand, the term "skater" is associated with ice skating.[[/labelnote]]
--> '''Caddy:''' And if you don't like it, you can suck my proskater.
* ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater'' is like ''Cash Banooca 1'': It's perfect for what it is compared to its competition at the time, but now it feels like a bathroom trip after Mexican night... at least until ''Pro Skater 2'', since now it's not like skating on a recycling bin: It actually works.
* Kriff is a skater who lives in the sink, and you wouldn't know it looking at him, but he's actually 5 years old. Don't laugh at him, though. Kriff is shy.
* ''Pro Skater 2'' is definitely where the devs had fun with their IP. You can do crazier tricks, you can get hit by trains, you can become a big boy, [[BlackComedy you can go on the Atkins diet]], [[Music/RKelly you can believe you can fly]], you can even become ComicBook/SpiderMan.
* "Wait. What?! The judges only gave me a [[EightPointEight 99.9]]?! What do you mean 99.9?! Did you see what I just did?! That's not enough for a full score? At least give me a chicken nugget."
* After ''Pro Skater 2'', nothing could stop the devs, not even Caddy's mom! And she could stop a train just by frowning at it! ..At least until ''Tony Hawk's Project 8.'' What were they eating when they made this one?
* Once you pop in ''Pro Skater 5'', you immediately discover why it got the hate that it got. Or you would if it wasn't for the '''''EIGHT GIGABYTE PATCH YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD!'''''
** Oh, what's that? You don't care about online connectivity? Alright, that's fine. But what about missing out on 90% of the game? [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, you read that right.]] That's comparable to going to the hospital because your junk's too big [[GagPenis only to be given one that's three times as large as the old one!]]
--> '''Caddy:''' I mean, I'm not complaining. [[BiggerIsBetterInBed It's not a problem.]]
* Caddy questions the logistics of calling someone a "fun sponge" when they're miserable because that would indicate they're sucking up all the fun, meaning they're full of fun, so really the term should be "fun raincoat".
-->'''Caddy:''' (Has a raincoat thrown on top of him) There's no fun in here.
* How does a 540 Benihana into a One Footed Smith Grind sound?
-->'''Caddy:''' [[IsItSomethingYouEat High in cholesterol]].
* While Caddy does consider the [=PS2=] game ''Airblade'' a solid skateboarding/hoverboarding game, he declares that he hates the Story Mode's main character, Ethan, due to his dopey {{Totally Radical}} voice. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And also because he dresses like a traffic light.]]
* In ''Skateboard Madness'', all the nameless selectable characters look the same, so Caddy names all six of them "Jonathan", and the last one "Black Jonathan".
** And this game came out in 2017! Yes, we didn't make a typo. Oh, wait, yes we did. It came out in 2007.
* After mentioning LJN when discussing his history with Phoenix Games, Caddy finds himself playing ''Town and Country Surf Designs Pearl City Hawaii Wood and Water Rage'', and wonders that if bad things will appear when he says them.
-->'''Caddy:''' Well, in that case, GUN! (Gets handed a gun) Oh, well thank you very much- (shoots himself).
* At first, ''Skate or Die'' looks promising, but one look at the shopkeeper and...
-->'''Caddy:''' Mummy, I don't want to play anymore.
* Caddy decided to stop playing ''The Simpsons Skateboarding'' after getting ran over by 4 cars in a row, followed by Kent Brockman "Give it to me, baby!" and Lisa saying "Ye" for the 47th time.
[[AC: The Miserable World of Completing Crash Bandicoot 4]]
* When Caddy hears the news about Crash 4 getting released, he gleefully speeds downstairs, then Amy shows up asking for help with her homework, and Caddy responds by picking her up and throwing her out the window! He then Naruto-runs backwards the rest of the way.
** Why wouldn't he be? Crash 3 released in 1998, and since then [[FanonDiscontinuity there have been no Crash platformers at all.]]
--> '''Caddy:'' He's been dormant for two decades.
* Interestingly, Vicarious Visions weren't the creative team behind Crash 4, but Toys for Bob. What's also interesting is that they're the teams behind ''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 & 2'' and ''Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam'' repectively. You know what that means right? Crash 5 is going to need a skateboard controller!
* The RunningGag of Caddy breaking his fingers from playing [[SerialEscalation escalating]] to him ''fracturing his skull!''
* "This is a video game, not a b... b-b.. b-b-'''''[[SuddenlyShouting BOOK!]]'''''
* After seeing a pool toy of [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Spyro]][[note]] and showing a picture of VideoGame/{{Gex}} for some reason[[/note]], Caddy postulates on a ''Crash: Purple'' remake with blow-up dolls.
--> '''Caddy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Sounds hot...]]
* Crash 4 has it all. Boxes to break, Gems to collect, [[{{Squick}} and hernias to form from how often you'll scream]].
* As much as Caddy likes the controls and physics of Crash 4, the slide jump is where he starts to nitpick. Sure, it gives you more height than a jump combined with a DoubleJump, but it kills your momentum the moment you spring up. It's like an arm pulls you back the moment you jump, [[BodyHorror and this arm has its own little legs.]] Again, though, it's a nitpick since [[CallBack he's very familiar with Crash games at this point, to say the least.]]
* Crash 4 manages to stand on its own quite well. Any nostalgia trips are just a bonus... and then, after saying the word "bonus", Caddy begins another Caddicarus Bouns Round!
* Since being a full-time YouTuber is a stressful job, Caddy often pulls on the hairs on his fringe, meaning [[BiggerIsBetterInBed it's not as long or thick as the rest of him.]]
--> '''Bald Caddy:''' Bye-bye, hair.
* Tawna's reasons for being MsFanservice [[NotAsYouKnowThem might be a bit different this time around]], but don't worry. Crash 4's Tawna is from another dimension, meaning you can now choose whether to go [[DoubleEntendre uptown or downtown.]]
* Caddy's reactions to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar adult references]] in the game, which is pretty abrupt as he being frantic about it, going MotorMouth and all.
--> '''Caddy''': Okay, can we please address something quickly? I think we need to investigate the caterers that provided food for Toys for Bob! Because I've got enough evidence to prove that whoever did that laced their food with so much aphrodisiac, I'm surprised they didn't ''die of being hard!''
** Then it followed with him listing all of it including, but are not limited to, [[ScrewYourself N. Tropy possibly "having fun" with himself]], Tawna's [[MaleGaze new design]] and names of levels and costumes.
--> '''Caddy''': "Marsupus Erectus", "Booty Calls", "Thar He Blows!", "Mother Clucker", "Ship Happens", "Big Horn Energy", "Rock Blocked", "Booty Seeker", "Pursona", ''Crash Bandicoot knows what [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries]] are and he loves 'em!''.
** "Toys for Bob... what toys did they have and what bob did they put them in?!"
* Cash Banooca 4: In a Big Tent, starring Cash Bancooca, Cock-Cock Vindaloo, Tractor Barnparty, Ned Climax, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Dumpling]].
* Caddy definitely noticed that there was one character that got the biggest redesign in Crash 4. One that made sure to exentuate certain parts of the body, especially in gameplay. One that the devs do not want to go unnoticed. And the character in question is... [[BaitAndSwitch Dingodile]].
* Caddy talking about Oxide's appearance in the game:
--> '''Caddy''': He even has a picture of himself in his own bedroom, the prick. He looks like a fish!
--> '''Caddy''': Oh god, I didn't need to know that Oxide had a wife. Do you think Oxide likes fish fingers?
* If ''Crash Bandicoot 3'' was given the same age rating[[note]]PEGI 12, the middleground between an E10 and a T rating[[/note]] as ''Crash Bandicoot 4'':
--> '''Dingodile:''' G'day mate, Dingodile's the name...\\
'''Caddy-dile:''' ...and I had an anal prolapse!
* Going for a completionist run in the original Crash trilogy or the N. Sane Trilogy is like going from easy mode to hard mode. Meanwhile, going for a completionist run in Crash 4 is like going from easy mode to YOU WILL BE A WRINKLY OLD CORPSE BEFORE YOU FINISH THIS.
* This bit:
--> *''Future!Caddy breaks down the door*''\\
(beat)\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' Oi, oi!\\
'''Caddy:''' Who are you?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' I'm you.\\
(beat) *Caddy gasps with glee*\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' I'm from future, and I'm here to tell you you're not done.\\
'''Caddy:''' (confused) Excuse me?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' There's another ending.\\
(beat)\\
'''Caddy:''' (disbelief) Excuse me?!\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' For 106%.\\
'''Caddy:''' Okay, and how do I get that?\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' (chuckles) [[FalseReassurance Don't worry. It's easy!]] Just make sure that you [[LongList get all of the fastest possible times on the Time Trials and replay every main level all over again but this time while breaking every single box, collecting most of the Wumpa Fruit, and not dying a single time.]][[note]] You also need to get all the Gems, including the 3-Deaths-or-Less Gem and the Hidden Gem, as well as smash all the boxes in the Flashback Tape levels[[/note]].\\
* ''Caddy slowly turns to the camera [[TheUnsmile still smiling]] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe and screams]]''*\\
'''Future!Caddy:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye.]]\\
* ''Caddy is still screaming''*
** On the bright side, he can now add the 38 Platinum Relics to his previous 202 Relics, meaning he now has a nice round 240 Platinum Time Trial Relics under his belt.
** And what's his reward for collecting everything, including the Platinum Time Trial Relics, the Gems, the Flashback Tapes, and the N. Sanely Perfect Relics? [[AWinnerIsYou A 20-second long cutscene that shows Uka-Uka alive and well.]]
** As if that wasn't bad enough, the Platinum Relics, which are usually the best times in the games, are invalidated by the Dev Time Trial Relics, which beat out the Platinum times from twenty seconds to ''a minute.''
* Caddy's final time for completing the game 106% ended up being roughly 68 and a half hours. This angers him to his very soul because [[LOL69 it could have at least been 69]].
** "This is Cash Banooca, not [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim!]]"
* To help players with getting 106%, Caddy decides to give everyone some hints and tips... then turns that around into tints and hips, one of which is "Don't bring a duck."
