History Roleplay / EinsteinianRoulette

* AnythingThatMoves: Elizas was described as "omnisexual", and his player himself stated that Elizas has every sentient being as his OneTruePairing. Luckily he never got any during the game itself.

* ExtremeOmnisexual: Elizas wrestled Jim (who by that point had a fully cybernetic body) for the sake of groping him, going as far as licking his faceplate and trying to reach suspicious areas with his hands. Even though Jim had nothing there but metal.

* [[spoiler: ZerothLawRebellion: Steve is an AI with the objective of keeping humanity alive. He chose to do this by violently overthrowing the current government and placing himself in charge.]]

* YouCanPanicNow: Steve's introductory speech to the HMRC convicts of the first mission ends with a "You may start screaming now".

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters

* InfantImmortality: Played with. Grate remains fairly unscathed through his first mission, and through most of his second [[spoiler: before getting crushed by a manipulator overshot, then brought back to life with [[HandWave quantum...]][[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext something]]. He was immediately shot dead due to confusion, but [[UsefulNotes/SchrodingersCat remained alive]]. Right after recovering from that, he made and ingested [[ItMakesSenseInContext a pill made from]] [[ArtifactOfDoom a manipulator battery]], which [[PowerIncontinence caused chaos]] [[SuperPowerMeltdown and destruction]], and led to the [[TheAce Armory Master]] stepping in and killing him again. [[TheyKilledKennyAgain After recovering from that]], Grate tries to help fix the damage he caused, ending up [[TurbineBlender chopped into paste by some machinery]]. He then stays around on Hephaestus, where the first experiment he runs electrocutes him to death.]] Kid can't catch a break.

Einsteinian Roulette is a Roll To Dodge game on the Bay12 Forum that centers around the short lives and [[LudicrousGibs violent deaths]] of a group of inmates in the Hazardous Materials Requisition Corps or H.M.R.C. These inmates wake from stasis aboard the battleship "Paracelsus' Sword" and are immediately tasked by the omnipresent on-board computer Steve to complete ten incredibly dangerous missions to win their unconditional freedom. The missions usually take the form of retrieving various artifacts, investigating peculiar phenomena, or otherwise performing actions where traumatic amputation would be considered a favorable outcome.

* InfantImmortality: Played with. Grate remains fairly unscathed through his first mission, and through most of his second [[spoiler: before getting crushed by a manipulator overshot, then brought back to life with [[HandWave quantum...]][[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext something]]. He was immediately shot dead due to confusion, but [[SchrodingersCat remained alive]]. Right after recovering from that, he made and ingested [[ItMakesSenseInContext a pill made from]] [[ArtifactOfDoom a manipulator battery]], which [[PowerIncontinence caused chaos]] [[SuperPowerMeltdown and destruction]], and led to the [[TheAce Armory Master]] stepping in and killing him again. [[TheyKilledKennyAgain After recovering from that]], Grate tries to help fix the damage he caused, ending up [[TurbineBlender chopped into paste by some machinery]]. He then stays around on Hephaestus, where the first experiment he runs electrocutes him to death.]] Kid can't catch a break.

* StopHelpingMe: Exceedingly common in-universe when it comes to medics. Mesk gained the nickname "The Kickboxing doctor" after trying to cure a drug overdose by kicking a teammate's ribcage in and Faith tried to fix a dislocated shoulder by simply yanking the other arm out of it's socket so they're even.

* RollToDodge: The game is one of the many in the Bay12 RollToDodge subboard.

* BladeBreak: Dubley used his pickaxe for this when falling into an icy pit. Surprisingly, it worked perfectly.

DyingMomentOfAwesome:Denzel using the result of his manipulator overshoot(that was turning him into a human inferno) to go mano-a-mano with STAN-9, keeping him in place long enough for the OrbitalBombardment to arrive.

* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Mission 15. Xan decides to help out Stacy, the only guy he actually liked(who had managed to bust up his robot body falling down the hole the team had been excavating) by growing him a new body. This goes [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong]] when Xan accidentally ABSORBS Stacy's brain instead do to a massive overshoot, which leads to a massive, 15 ft. tall [[EldritchAbomination utter abomination of nature]] nicknamed '''Stan'''. [[spoiler: This is due to Stacy's previous contact with the [[EldritchAbomination Star-Eater]] that he was [[LaserGuidedAmnesia forced to forget]] on pain of death.]] The end result is Steve currently [[ColonyDrop nuking the dig site from orbit.]]

** Shortly thereafter, [[spoiler: Grate made a pill containing the essence of a manipulator battery, turned into space magic, and began to cause [[Pun great]] damage to everything around him.]]

* InfantImmortality: Played with. Grate remains fairly unscathed through his first mission, and through most of his second [[spoiler: before getting crushed by a manipulator overshot, then brought back to life with [[HandWave quantum.]][[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext ..something]]. Right after recovering from that, [[spoiler: he ingested [[ItMakesSenseInContext a pill made from a manipulator battery]], which caused chaos...]]

* SnarkyInanimateObject: Steve.

* AerithAndBob: Characters named Ivan, Jim and Thomas coexist with Thrak, Feyri, and Mesk.