History Recap / TheNostalgiaCriticS6E1

** Critic describes the story as so bizarre that even [[Series/TheTwilightZone Rod Serling]] would chew off his own balls upon hearing it.

* BigNo: See MoralEventHorizon.

* CargoShip: [[MundaneMadeAwesome As the importance of pencils]] increases in the film, the Critic [[{{InUniverse}} expresses a desire]] to see "someone fuck a pencil" too, though this is most likely a sarcastic comment brought on by the movie's obsession for the object.

* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{Inuniverse}} The film passes]] the point of redeemability for the Critic when the lead couple, when asked if they would do anything different, answer: [[spoiler:make better mistakes.]]
-->'''Critic''': So, your argument is: [[spoiler:you fucked up, you're ''glad'' you fucked up, and you will ''continue'' to fuck up in new and spectacular ways]]. (''[[StepfordSmiler smiles faux-pleasantly]] for a few moments before snapping'') '''NO!!!''' (''drops a psychadelic background displaying a giant "NO" across the screen, points his finger at the word from the left'') '''NOOOOOOO!!!''' (''raises the background back up'') YOU MAKE MISTAKES SO YOU CAN LEARN FROM THEM, NOT SO THAT YOU CAN MAKE MORE MISTAKES!

* ThirdPersonPerson: "Coach Cal likes speaking in the third person. Coach Cal thinks if an old, crusty white man like Bob Dole can do it, Coach Cal can, too. But Coach Cal signs Timmy up for soccer anyway because...Coach Cal likes losing?"

** When Timothy is first discovered newly grown, the Critic refers to him as "Liteature/ChildrenOfTheCorn".

** When Timothy is first discovered newly grown, the Critic refers to him as "Franchise/ChildrenOfTheCorn".

* CargoShip: [[MundaneMadeAwesome As the importance of pencils]] increases in the film, the Critic [[{{Inuniverse}} expresses a desire]] to see "someone fuck a pencil" too, though this is most likely a sarcastic comment brought on by the movie's obsession for the object.

* CargoShip: [[MundaneMadeAwesome As the importance of pencils]] increases in the film, the Critic [[{{In-universe}} expresses a desire]] to see "someone fuck a pencil" too, though this is most likely a sarcastic comment brought on by the movie's obsession for the object.

* MoralEventHorizon: [[{{In-universe}} The film passes]] the point of redeemability for the Critic when the lead couple, when asked if they would do anything different, answer: [[spoiler:make better mistakes.]]

-->'''Critic''': So, your argument is: [[spoiler:you f*cked up, you're ''glad'' you f*cked up, and you will ''continue'' to f*ck up in new and spectacular ways]]. (''[[StepfordSmiler smiles faux-pleasantly]] for a few moments before snapping'') '''NO!!!''' (''drops a psychadelic background displaying a giant "NO" across the screen, points his finger at the word from the left'') '''NOOOOOOO!!!''' (''raises the background back up'') YOU MAKE MISTAKES SO YOU CAN LEARN FROM THEM, NOT SO THAT YOU CAN MAKE MORE MISTAKES!

'''Movie:''' ''The Odd Life of Timothy Green'' (2012)

-->'''Sister:''' (''while Mr. Green cheers for Timothy'') Is he drunk!?\\
'''Critic as Sister:''' I AM SO DISTURBED BY THIS EMOTION YOU MORTALS CALL "LOVE"!\\

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'''Critic:''' (''after Mrs. Green lies about Timothy's abilities'') I'm sorry, just because you make ''one'' the spawn of Satan doesn't mean the other one is a decent human being!

* InMemoriam: Critic shows a brief dedication card to the cat he murdered after watching the movie.

-->'''Critic''': So, your argument is: [[spoiler:you fucked up, you're ''glad'' you fucked up, and you will ''continue'' to fuck up in new and spectacular ways]]. (''[[StepfordSmiler smiles faux-pleasantly]] for a few moments before snapping'') '''NO!!!''' (''drops a psychadelic background displaying a giant "NO" across the screen, points his finger at the word from the left'') '''NOOOOOOO!!!'''

* ThirdPersonPerson: Coach Cal likes speaking in the third person. Coach Cal thinks if a crusty old white man like Bob Dole can do it, Coach Cal can, too. But Coach Cal signs Timmy up for soccer anyway because...Coach Cal likes losing?

* ThirdPersonPerson: Coach Cal likes speaking in the third person. Coach Cal thinks if a crusty old white man like Bob Dole can do it, Coach Cal can, too.

* FinishingEachOthersSentences: Parodied by a couple (played by Critic and Rachel), in response to how the lead couple seems to constantly perfectly guess their next phrase. The husband's attempt to drive the wife into not bringing up [[TooMuchInformation disturbing content]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong horribly escalates]].
* GilliganCut: Critic opens his intro to the movie asking how bad it could possibly. Cut to one viewing later, and his hands covered in blood.

* GilliganCut: Critic opens his intro to the movie asking how bad it could possibly. Cut to him after watching the movie, now with his hands covered in blood.

** When Timothy is first discovered newly grown, the Critic refers to him as "ChildrenOfTheCorn".

* CargoShip: [[MundaneMadeAwesome As the importance of pencils]] increases in the film, the Critic [[{{In-universe}} expresses a desire]] to see "someone fuck a pencil" too.

* FinishingEachOthersSentences: Parodied by the Critic and Rachel, in response to how the lead couple seems to constantly perfectly guess their next phrase. NC's and Rachel's attempt [[GoneHorriblyWrong horribly escalates]].

-->"If this movie doesn't show them fucking pencils, I'll make it!"

-->'''Critic''': So, your argument is: [[spoiler:you fucked up, you're ''glad'' you fucked up, and you will ''continue'' to fuck up in new and spectacular ways]]. (''[[StepfordSmiler smiles faux-pleasantly]] for a few moments before snapping'') '''NO!!!'''

* TriggerHappy: [[spoiler:The mom at the end of Chia Child.]]