History Recap / PeekingThroughTheFourthWallAfterDark4

* TangledFamilyTree: The Loud family tree is depicted as a snarled mess thanks to [[MamasBabyPapasMaybe adultery]] and incest -- both {{parental|Incest}} and {{sibling|Incest}} -- among the members... at least until the reveal.

* TangledFamilyTree: The Loud family tree is depicted as a snarled mess thanks to {{parental|Incest}} and {{sibling|Incest}} incest among the members... at least until the reveal.

* AdaptationalAngstUpgrade: The Loud kids are said to be raised by abusive parents, who themselves have a shaky marriage.

** When talking about having sex with his mother, Fanfic Lincoln compares himself to Eddie Puss, a cat with an OedipusComplex who is the protagonist of the eponymous strip drawn by Creator/ChrisSavino, creator of ''The Loud House.''

* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Fanfic Lincoln thinks it's "hilarious" that Clyde HasTwoDaddies.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Luan once heard Lynn in the bathroom "discovering" herself.

He then adds that after Luna was born, their marriage started to suffer and Lynn Sr. began going away, ostensibly on business trips, and drinking-- and he's a mean drunk. The real Lynn Sr., on the other hand, only gets sleepy when drunk according to Luna and Luan. Then, fanfic Lincoln decides to give the readers the rundown on all ten of his sisters:

Onto Leni, who is almost instantly described with the R-word for thinking zebra is a colour. This prompts a conversation about the zebra pattern and how it is defined. He finds ''her'' hot too and has sex with her to "console" her for the parents' abuse. And, as it turns out, fanfic Lynn Sr. rapes her too, though she doesn't realise it's rape.

Then comes Lucy, who apparently is an albino and her hair is a wig. Fanfic Lincoln describes her as an emo (even though she's actually a goth) and apparently belts her for scaring him.

Next up are the twins, who are apparently Lori's, but their father is still Lynn Sr. Lincoln claims he hates them the most out of his sisters and abuses them, doing things like ripping Lola's toys and hair, dunking her head in the toilet, kicking Lana, ''killing one of her pets'', dunking her head in the bathtub, or giving the twins black eyes. One time, they got revenge by giving him cookies that had Lana's excrement mixed into the batter. He got revenge by taking their teeth out and force-feeding them to each other.

* AbusiveParents: Fanfic Lynn Sr. (until the story is revealed to be a joke) rapes Lori and Leni, blames Lincoln for being raped, tells slurs to Leni, and feels up Luna and Luan.

** The parents are no longer HappilyMarried and are abusive to their kids.

** Fanfic Luna enjoys screwing her brother and once smashed her guitar on his head when he said no.

* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: Fanfic Lincoln, prior the reveal, is an abusive brother and killed one of Lana's pets.

** Fanfic Lori is apparently the twins' mother instead of sister.
** Fanfic Lily is apparently Lincoln's daughter, not his sister.

* HiddenDepths: Chaz watches a lot of movies, as shown when he compares a pregnant eleven-year-old Lori to fat or swollen characters in various movies.
** The real Luna is very passionate about animal welfare. As shown when she threatens to beat up fanfic Lincoln for [[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals killing Lana's pets]].

* InnocentInaccurate: Fanfic Leni doesn't realise that Lynn Sr. is raping her, thinking it's just "kissies".

** Played straight when fanfic Lincoln says that he reckons Mr. Grouse, Flip, or Dr. Feinstein is his real father and wonders whether Lori's son belongs to him or Bobby.
* MortonsFork: Chaz says that they're "boned" and it's Morton's Fork, however they look at the scene of Lincoln "consoling" Leni with sex: either they deny her agency or downplay his amorality.

* NoYou: When fanfic Lincoln calls Luna's rock music loud and annoying, she says, "You're loud and annoying!".

** Fanfic Lynn Sr. is said to rape Lori and Leni.

* RevengeIsADishBestServed: Fanfic Lincoln claims that he abused the twins in various ways, so they got back on him by feeding him cookies that had Lana's poop in the batter.

** When talking about having sex with his mother, Fanfic Lincoln compares himself to Eddie Puss, a cat with OedipusComplex protagonist of the eponymous strip drawn by Creator/ChrisSavino.

* TeenyWeenie: Chaz claims that fanfic Lincoln must be pretty small down there if Lynn can talk with his member... y'know.

* TheTeetotaler: While Luna does do pot and Adderral, she doesn't drink.

Fanfic Lynn is next, and she apparently rapes Lincoln several times a day, and in random places. Then, fanfic Lincoln begins talking about himself, and he apparently inherited his white hair from Mr. Grouse, Flip, or Dr. Feinstein, because Rita is apparently a cheater too.

Finally, we get to Lily, who is the main reason why fanfic Lincoln never runs away, and is his (but Rita is still her mother). She is the only one who fanfic Lincoln genuinely loves. Then, he reveals that there were more babies, but they were put up for adoption: Lori has a son, Luna has a daughter who Lincoln sired, and Leni was pregnant once but lost the baby.

* TangledFamilyTree: The Loud family tree is depicted as a snarled mess thanks to {{parental|Incest}} and {{sibling|Incest}} among the members... at least until the reveal.

** Chaz claims that if Lori really did become pregnant with twins at age eleven, she'd have looked like Violet Beuregarde from ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory''.
** When talking about having sex with his mother, Fanfic Lincoln compares himself to Eddie Puss, a cat with OedipusComplex protagonist of the omonymous strip drawn by Creator/ChrisSavino.

** Fanfic Lynn Sr. had an affair and somehow managed to convinceRita that baby Luan was hers.

Fanfic Luan apparently was brought home by Lynn Sr. on one of his trips, and it's implied that she's the daughter of a woman he cheats with and he somehow convinced Rita that baby Luan was hers. We get more complaining and fanfic Lincoln suspects that Luan's crazy April Fool's behaviour is revenge. He also sleeps with her, but only when she's sad.

* MortonsFork: Chaz says that they're "boned" and it's Morton's Fork, however they look at the scene of Lincoln "consoling" FLeni with sex: either they deny her agency or downplay his amorality.

* TheTeeTotaller: While Luna does do pot and Adderral, she doesn't drink.

* YourCheatingHeart:
** Fanfic Luan is implied to be the result of Lynn Sr. having an affair.
** Fanfic Rita apparently cheats on Lynn Sr. with Mr. Grouse, Flip, and Dr. Feinstein.

This time, the oldest four Loud sisters have brought Chaz along and they'll be reading ''The Edgy House''. It opens on a rude narrator who turns out to be Fic!Lincoln and, once again, is claiming he's in Hell, much to the annoyance of Lori. He begins by saying that his parents are hardcore Catholics who don't believe in abortion or contraception, which is why they have eleven kids.

He then adds that after Fic!Luna was born, their marriage started to suffer and Fic!Lynn Sr. began going away, ostensibly on business trips, and drinking-- and he's a mean drunk. The real Lynn Sr., on the other hand, only gets sleepy when drunk according to Luna and Luan. Then, Fic!Lincoln decides to give the readers the rundown on all ten of his sisters:

Fic!Lori is described as both "hot" and a "bitch". He goes on about how bossy she is, and how she apparently hates him and swears at him. Then, he reveals that she has sex with him, which began when she raped him when he was eight (and he describes Fic!Eighth grader!Lori as beautiful, prompting a teasing match between Lori and Luan) and Fic!Lynn Sr. got mad at him, because apparently he rapes her too and considers her his "property"! Fic!Lori apparently doesn't commit incest nearly as often nowadays, but only because of Fic!Bobby.

Onto Fic!Leni, who is almost instantly described with the R-word for thinking zebra is a colour. This prompts a conversation about the zebra pattern and how it is defined. He finds ''her'' hot too and has sex with her to "console" her for the parents' abuse. And, as it turns out, Fic!Lynn Sr. rapes her too, though she doesn't realise it's rape.

Fic!Luna is next and Fic!Lincoln complains about her music but reveals that she's okay as she introduced him to smoking and drinking. He bangs her too, this time as payment for the drugs.

Fic!Luan apparently was brought home by Fic!Lynn Sr. on one of his trips, and it's implied that she's the daughter of a woman he cheats with and he somehow convinced Fic!Rita that Fic!Baby!Luan was hers. We get more complaining and Fic!Lincoln suspects that Fic!Luan's crazy April Fool's behaviour is revenge. He also sleeps with her, but only when she's sad.

Fic!Lynn is next, and she apparently rapes Fic!Lincoln several times a day, and in random places. Then, Fic!Lincoln begins talking about himself, and he apparently inherited his white hair from Fic!Mr. Grouse, Fic!Flip, or Fic!Dr. Feinstein, because Fic!Rita is apparently a cheater too.

Then comes Fic!Lucy, who apparently is an albino and her hair is a wig. Fic!Lincoln describes her as an emo (even though she's actually a goth) and apparently belts her for scaring him.

Next up are the twins, who are apparently Fic!Lori's, but their father is still Fic!Lynn Sr. Fic!Lincoln claims he hates them the most out of his sisters and abuses them, doing things like ripping Fic!Lola's toys and hair, dunking her head in the toilet, kicking Fic!Lana, ''killing one of her pets'', dunking her head in the bathtub, or giving the twins black eyes. One time, they got revenge by giving him cookies that had Fic!Lana's excrement mixed into the batter. He got revenge by taking their teeth out and force-feeding them to each other.

Fic!Lisa, the only younger sister who has the same parents as she does in canon, is next. Fic!Lincoln complains about her intelligence (Leni suspects he's jealous) and her know-it-all attitude. Fic!Lisa apparently stays in her room all day and is hardly ever seen.

Finally, we get to Fic!Lily, who is the main reason why Fic!Lincoln never runs away, and is his (but Fic!Rita is still her mother). She is the only one who Fic!Lincoln genuinely loves. Then, he reveals that there were more babies, but they were put up for adoption: Fic!Lori has a son, Fic!Luna has a daughter who Fic!Lincoln sired, and Fic!Leni was pregnant once but lost the baby.

Then, comes the big reveal: it was all a school project done by Fic!Lincoln! The family then says, "We're the Aristocrats!", making everyone on the couch laugh.

* AbusiveParents: Fic!Lynn Sr. (until the story is revealed to be a joke) rapes Fic!Lori and Fic!Leni, blames Fic!Lincoln for being raped, tells slurs to Fic!Leni, and feels up Fic!Luna and Fic!Luan.
* AdaptationPersonalityChange: Before the reveal comes along, everybody except Fic!Leni seems to be a much meaner and (for the pubescent and older characters) more perverted version of themselves.

* AdaptationalExplanation:
** Fic!Leni's dumbness apparently comes from her not getting enough oxygen at birth.
** Fic!Luan's lighter brown hair is said to come from her being the result of Fic!Lynn Sr. cheating. Similarly, Fic!Lincoln's white hair is said to come from him being the result of Fic!''Rita'' cheating.

** Fic!Lincoln insults the reader and his sisters, calls Fic!Leni a retard, belts Fic!Lucy, and does all manner of mean things to the twins.
** Fic!Lori hates Fic!Lincoln and Fic!Leni and calls them many names, some of them profane. She's also a rapist.
** Fic!Lynn Sr. is an abusive dad, a rapist (of his own daughters, no less), blames Fic!Lincoln for being raped, feels up Fic!Luna and Fic!Luan, and is implied to be an adulterer.
** Fic!Rita insults Fic!Leni all the time, even using slurs and cheats with Fic!Mr. Grouse, Fic!Flip, and Fic!Dr. Feinstein.
** Fic!Luna enjoys screwing her brother and once smashed her guitar on his head when he said no.
** Fic!Lynn rapes Fic!Lincoln several times a day.
** Fic!Mr. Grouse sleeps with Fic!Rita despite knowing she's married.
* AgeInappropriateArt: Fic!Lincoln gives a very raunchy school project and his younger sisters join in.
* AlcoholicParent: Fic!Lynn Sr. started drinking after Fic!Luna was born, and is a mean drunk.
* TheAristocrats: The whole story turns out to only be a variation on the 'Aristocrats' joke, with the Loud siblings presenting a project to Fic!Mrs. Johnson and saying, "We're the Aristocrats!".
* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: Fic!Lincoln, prior the reveal, is an abusive brother and killed one of Fic!Lana's pets.

** Fic!Lincoln belts Fic!Lucy, tears Fic!Lola's stuffed animals, rips out her hair, dunks her head in the toilet, kicks Fic!Lana in the stomach, kills her pets in front of her, gives both of the twins black eyes, and force-feeds them their teeth.
** The older fanfic sisters all rape Fic!Lincoln except for Fic!Leni, and Fic!Lori swears at him and Fic!Leni too.

** Fic!Lucy apparently reads depressing stories, writes depressing poetry, attempts black magic, and cuts her wrists.
* BrotherSisterIncest: Fic!Lincoln, at least until the reveal, screws all of his older sisters, and Fic!Lori and Fic!Lynn occasionally rape him.

* CharacterExaggeration: Lisa is a bit of a loner, but Fic!Lisa hardly ever comes out of her bedroom.
* ChildByRape: The twins in the fanfic are said to come from one of the times Fic!Lynn Sr. raped Fic!Lori.
* ChildhoodBrainDamage: Fic!Leni's dumbness apparently comes from oxygen deprivation at birth.

** Fic!Luan's lighter brown hair and different facial bone structure are signs that she was an affair kid.
** Fic!Lincoln apparently has white hair because his mother cheated with Fic!Mr. Grouse, Fic!Flip, and Fic!Dr. Feinstein.

* CountryMatters: Fic!Lincoln calls the twins "those two little cunts".
* CreepyChild: Fic!Lincoln, up until the reveal, has sex with his older sisters and his mother.

* DirtyKid: Fic!Lincoln, pre-reveal, calls his older sisters hot and has sex with them (true, sometimes it's rape, but oftentimes it's consensual) and nailed Fic!Rita.
* DisabledInTheAdaptation: Fic!Leni is said to be dumb from brain damage due to not getting enough oxygen at birth.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Fic!Lincoln claims he belts Fic!Lucy for scaring him.
* EnfantTerrible: Fic!Lincoln is said to bang his oldest sisters, including taking advantage of Fic!Leni. He also belts Fic!Lucy and does all manner of mean, even abusive, things to the twins.

** Fic!Lincoln and Fic!Luan are apparently not blood siblings, because Fic!Lynn Sr. had an affair and produced Fic!Luan, while Fic!Rita had an affair and produced Fic!Lincoln.
** Fic!Lori is apparently the twins' mother instead of sister.
** Fic!Lily is apparently Fic!Lincoln's daughter, not his sister.

** Fic!Lynn Sr. had an affair and somehow managed to convince Fic!Rita that Fic!Baby!Luan was hers.
** Fic!Lincoln has the stamina to have sex at least five times a day.
** Fic!Lori gave birth to the twins when she was eleven.

** Fic!Rita and Fic!Lynn Sr., prior to the reveal, consider abortion to be murder and therefore a sin, but they commit incest, adultery, and all kinds of messed-up stuff.
** Fic!Lincoln calls the readers perverts, but he himself commits incest.
* InnocentInaccurate: Fic!Leni doesn't realise that Fic!Lynn Sr. is raping her, thinking it's just "kissies".
* LameComeback: Fic!Lincoln asks the reader what their name is, then says that he doesn't care. Leni says that, as a comeback, she ''will'' say her name: Leni, Leni, Leni!

* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Fic!Lynn is said to love doing it in random places where she might be seen.

** ''Inverted''. Fic!Luan is said to be ambiguously the result of Fic!Lynn Sr. cheating, and he managed to convince Fic!Rita that the baby was hers.
** Played straight when Fic!Lincoln says that he reckons Fic!Mr. Grouse, Fic!Flip, or Fic!Dr. Feinstein is his real father and wonders whether Fic!Lori's son belongs to him or Fic!Bobby.
* MortonsFork: Chaz says that they're "boned" and it's Morton's Fork, however they look at the scene of Fic!Lincoln "consoling" Fic!Leni with sex: either they deny her agency or downplay his amorality.

* NoYou: When Fic!Lincoln calls Fic!Luna's rock music loud and annoying, she says, "You're loud and annoying!".
* OriginalCharacter: There are three characters unique to the (joke within the) story: the woman who Fic!Lynn Sr. cheated with to produce Fic!Luan, the son Fic!Lori had, and the daughter Fic!Luna had.

** Fic!Lynn Sr. is said to rape Fic!Lori and Fic!Leni.
** Fic!Lincoln had sex with Fic!Rita to conceive Fic!Lily.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Fic!Lincoln thinks it's "hilarious" that Fic!Clyde HasTwoDaddies.
* RevengeIsADishBestServed: Fic!Lincoln claims that he abused the twins in various ways, so they got back on him by feeding him cookies that had Fic!Lana's poop in the batter.
* TheRunaway: Fic!Lincoln apparently only doesn't run away because he has nowhere to go and because of Fic!Lily.
* SelfHarm: Fic!Lucy apparently cuts her wrists.
* SharedFamilyQuirks: Played for really gross drama (up until the reveal) where Fic!Lynn Sr. and Fic!Lori are both incestuous rapists.

* SirSwearsALot: There are a great many cuss words in Fic!Lincoln's narration.
* SleepDeprivation: Fic!Lincoln claims his crankiness is caused by sleepless nights brought on by the incest and by Fic!Luan's sleep-crying.
* StepfordSmiler: Fic!Luan is said to be faking her positivity.
* {{Swirlie}}: Fic!Lincoln apparently dunks Fic!Lola's head in the toilet when he's frustrated.
* TeenPregnancy: Fic!Lincoln claims that Fic!Lori had the twins at age eleven and a son later, Fic!Luna had a daughter, and Fic!Leni was pregnant once but lost the baby.
* TeenyWeenie: Chaz claims that Fic!Lincoln must be pretty small down there if Fic!Lynn can talk with his member... y'know.

* TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour: Fic!Lincoln is said to have sex with his older sisters, smoke, and drink.

** Fic!Luan is implied to be the result of Fic!Lynn Sr. having an affair.
** Fic!Rita apparently cheats on Fic!Lynn Sr. with Fic!Mr. Grouse, Fic!Flip, and Fic!Dr. Feinstein.

* AbusiveParents: Fic!Lynn Sr. (until the story is revealed to be a joke) rapes Fic!Lori and Fic!Leni, blames Fic!Lincoln for being raped.

** Fic!Lincoln insults the reader and his sisters, calls Fic!Leni a retard, belts Fic!Lucy

** Fic!Rita insults Fic!Leni all the time, even using slurs and cheats with Fic!Mr. Grouse.

** Fic!Lincoln belts Fic!Lucy, tears Fic!Lola's stuffed animals, rips out her hair, dunks her head in the toilet, kicks Fic!Lana in the stomach, kills her pets in front of her, gives both of the twins black eyes

* CreepyChild: Fic!Lincoln, up until the reveal, has sex with his older sisters

* DirtyKid: Fic!Lincoln, pre-reveal, calls his older sisters hot and has sex with them (true, sometimes it's rape, but oftentimes it's consensual) and that he nailed Fic!Rita.

* EnfantTerrible: Fic!Lincoln is said to bang his oldest sisters, including taking advantage of Fic!Leni.

** Fic!Lily is apparently Fic!Lincoln's father, not her brother.

* AbusiveParents: Fic!Lynn Sr. (until the story is revealed to be a joke) rapes Fic!Lori and Fic!Leni, blames Fic!Lincoln for being raped

* AdaptationPersonalityChange: Before the reveal comes along, everybody except Fic!Leni seems to be a much meaner and (for the pubescent and older characters) more perverted version of themselves.
* AdaptationRelationshipOverhaul: Until it's revealed as fake...
** The siblings are changed from a chaotic bunch who sometimes fights but loves each other just the same, to an abusive, incestuous lot.
** The parents are no longer HappilyMarried and are abusive to their kids.

* FamilyRelationshipSwitcharoo:

* FullNameUltimatum: Leni calls Chaz "Chaz Mitchell" when telling him off for claiming most dogs are inbred.

* TheTeetotaller: While Luna does do pot and Adderal, she doesn't drink.