History Recap / GleeS4E17GuiltyPleasures

* AluminumChristmasTrees: The boyfriend pillow is a real thing.

* NotImportantToThisEpisodeCamp: Will, Emma, Sue, Beiste, Sugar, Joe, and Finn.

* Hypocrite: Artie clearly enjoys Jake's performance, and is then the one who calls him up for it.

* NotImportantToThisEpisodeCamp: Sue, Beiste, Sugar, Joe, and Finn.

We start today's installment of this oh so guilty pleasure with Blaine offering Trouty Mouth $50 to stop him from stealing macaroni. Okay, Blaine? Last time I checked, Trouts was living with the Hud-mel's, not his own family. We are then spared more false continuity by Trouty saying it's not for him to eat, but for him to use for his macaroni art. TitleDrop, you see. Portraits of Creator/EmmaStone, Leann Rimes, [[Film/TheKarateKid Ralph Macchio]], Series/DuckDynasty and Kurt are on display; when it's Blaine's turn to say what his guilty pleasure is, he can't for said guilty pleasure is talking to him. Therefore, he on the spot declares [[Music/GeorgeMichael Wham!]] as his guilty pleasure. Tina arrives to announce Will's out with the flu; with him gone and Finn in self-exile, that leaves New Directions to teach themselves. Trouty then makes the obligatory remark about the "vapo-rape" as Blam decides to helm the class while we decide to hit the TitleCard.

Choir Room. ND has assembled as Blam reveal the obvious assignment. After the expected DoubleEntendre about revealing secrets, the mention of Wham! is of course the signal to cue up the first ShotForShotRemake this episode, featuring Blam in [[HoYay short shorts]] that we didn't need to see them wearing. Afterwards, we cut to Brittany, who is clearly getting bored of Trouty (as are we all) and thus wants her vicarious Cheerio lady kisses, telling Kitty that everyone hates her. Yes. In true Brit-Brit fashion, we get her take on a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, saying Kitty calls Marley fat while her own face looks like a soccer ball. Ouch Brit. Ouch. The crux of this is "Fondue For Two" where to whit:

->''So Kitty, everyone at school hates you because you're a two-faced lying slut who no one can trust.''

Yeesh. Kitty agrees, then the two of them reveal their guilty pleasures, some designed for "humor"[[note]]Farting in front of old people so they think they did it, assuming animals are racist due to their fur color.[[/note]], with the relevant one being the ''Film/BringItOn'' films, which they both agree they love (except the last one). Oh, and Lord Tubbington's is the ChurchOfHappyology. Hmm. Anyway, Kitty has one more too horrible to say out loud so of course it will be revealed later. Over to [=NYADA=], where Kurt's acting class wants the students to act out their guilty pleasures WHAT A COINCIDENCE! This cues a V/O about how Kurt has many and sundry guilty pleasures: Binge watching shows with powerful women[[note]]''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', ''Series/MurderSheWrote'', ''{{Series/Moonlighting}}'', Series/DesigningWomen.[[/note]], exercising to Richard Simmons, and his darkest secret, a boyfriend pillow, ordered while on Ambien. A pillow with an arm and hand attached, which is a bit creepy. He's called Bruce. I need a hug. From there, we cut to the locker room, where Trouty pulls Blaine aside to tease us with him saying he's gay. This is of course a BaitAndSwitch dammit, the truth is that he is, in fact, a [[FanCommunityNickname Barry Fan-ilow]]. Fun fact!: This was originally going to be Music/TaylorSwift, but probably because Chord Overstreet had been dumped by Swift for Creator/DiannaAgron this was changed. Not until they'd filmed it all, though, with the original scene used in the promo and a possibly-mutilated version of "I Knew You Were Trouble" bouncing around on the Anders' hard-drive in cyberspace somewhere.

After the break, we see Kitty and Brittany ambushed by the other ND women demanding to know what Kitty's guilty pleasure is. Brittany, as it should be, helpfully reveals that it's the Music/SpiceGirls. We henceforth know what song's in the offing as we cut to a rare peek inside Rachel's bathroom! What will we find... what we find are far too many beauty products that happen to be Kurt's (disappointing). Santana's complaining about them not making any room for her after she barged in and refused to pay any rent - what kind of friends are they?! With Rachel in the shower, she threatens Kurt to give her some space or she'll tell Rachel that Brody is a whore. Rachel appearing from the shower, trying to wrap a towel around herself when she notices Santana is present, gets a nice compliment because Santana has grown up and can now admit that the girl is not actually unattractive. From there, we find that Brody has gone ahead and dumped Rachel due to fear of being outed as a gigolo. She will of course find out later on because did we mention this is the last episode of him ever? Isn't that a good feeling. Santana then offers playing pranks on Kurt to cheer Rachel up. The pair stumble upon Bruce, which is prank enough. Back to the choir room where Trouty admits to being a Fan-ilow. Lovely. Afterwards, it's off to the auditorium, where the girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music... oh hell no, not the poster child for WouldHitAGirl. Jake, you're an idiot. Marley confronts as we go to break.

We return to the library, where Trouty finds Blaine and gets him to admit his own guilty pleasure, which we know is Trouty, because Blam isn't {{canon}}. Blaine still demurs as we cut to Marley rightfully lambasting Jake for his choice. Jake futily tries to convince the girls that even though Chris Brown isn't good, his music is, and that's why it's a ''guilty'' pleasure - but his main argument is basically him insulting Music/BritneySpears, and with Brittany in charge this has sealed his fate. No Brown. Cut to Bushwick where Kurt has sat Pezberry down and put blindfolds on them - wanky - then gives them each a boyfriend pillow. A few seconds later, he gets a hug from Santana and a sweet "aw, you gave mine a sex change". It's a girlfriend pillow, but she's not lame enough to give her a name. Rachel says she doesn't want her creepy boyfriend pillow because she thinks she'll get back with Brody; Santana breaks her promise to Kurt and has to tell Rachel that this isn't happening because Brodifer is a gigolo and she sent him away for good. Rachel is all kinds of displeased as we cut to Blaine at the piano for some Music/PhilCollins and vocal venting of his feelings for Trouty.

After the break, we see that the Spice Girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. After the SignatureSong, it's Jake's turn, and he says he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after ''his'' SignatureSong they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs. Batting a thousand are we Puckerman? Cut to Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get. Jake apologizes to Marley as we cut to Rachel finding Brody [=McWhorepants=]... and handing him a roll of bills. Ouch. Brody of course tries to spin it on her by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. Right, the difference dumbass is you were cheating on her ''multiple'' times. Brody, you're a ''moron''. He then tells her about Finn rearranging his face and it's now more clear than ever that Rachel's heart is for Frankenteen and no one else. [[spoiler: At least until the final season.]] The breakup is official, the subsequent Music/{{Radiohead}} confirming it. This was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Anyway, speaking of shitty boyfriends (and we wish we were), we hit the home stretch with Trouty confronting Blaine about having a crush on him, saying he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Trouty says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Back to Bushwick were Kurtana bond over ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' when Rachel returns. She thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? I mean, a Quintanna catfight wouldn't be ''that'' bad. Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. This leads to us ending with the other ShotForShotRemake of the episode, as hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage; compared with Zizes in Season 2, at least this time he's not smothered.

Now, you may have noticed that except for the Brody plotline, this whole episode had the feel of a BreatherEpisode. This is because Murphy wanted to soften the gleeks up for...

Next Time: The second major WhamEpisode, but an episode that's definitely #1... with a bullet.

* ''Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go'' by Wham!, performed by Trouty and Blaine
* ''Copacabana'' by Music/BarryManilow, performed by Trouty with New Directions

* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Though the guy is gay, Trouty mentioned he thinks that everyone should be attracted to him.
* FanficFuel: There is at least one fic where Trouty does admit to having feelings for Blaine. Plus a fic where Ryder/Tina/Blaine/Marley keep their costumes on when they hang out, and a four way ensues.

We start today's installment of this oh so guilty pleasure with Blaine offering Trouty Mouth $50 to stop him from stealing macaroni. Okay, Blaine? Last time I checked, Trouts was living with the Hud-mel's, not his own family. We are then spared more false continuity by Trouty saying it's not for him to eat, but for him to use for his macaroni art. TitleDrop, you see. Portraits of Creator/EmmaStone, Leann Rimes, [[Film/TheKarateKid Ralph Macchio]], Series/DuckDynasty and Kurt are on display; when it's Blaine's turn to say what his guilty pleasure is, he can't for said guilty pleasure is talking to him. Therefore, he on the spot declares [[Music/GeorgeMichael Wham!]] as his guilty pleasure. Tina arrives to announce Will's out with the flu; with him gone and Finnegan in self-exile, that leaves New Directions to teach themselves. Trouty then makes the obligatory remark about the "vapo-rape" as Blam decides to helm the class while we decide to hit the TitleCard.

After the break, we see Kitty and Brittany ambushed by the other ND women demanding to know what Kitty's guilty pleasure is. Brittany, as it should be, helpfully reveals that it's the Music/SpiceGirls. We henceforth know what song's in the offing as we cut to a rare peek inside Rachel's bathroom! What will we find... sadly, there aren't any pictures of Dear Lucille on the walls (those are reserved for Rachel's eyes only), but there are far too many beauty products that happen to be Kurt's (disappointing). Santana's complaining about them not making any room for her after she barged in and refused to pay any rent - what kind of friends are they?! With Rachel in the shower, she threatens Kurt to give her some space or she'll tell Rachel that Brody is a whore. Rachel appearing from the shower, trying to wrap a towel around herself when she notices Santana is present, gets a nice compliment because Santana has grown up and can now admit that the girl is not actually unattractive. From there, we find that Brody has gone ahead and dumped Rachel due to fear of being outed as a gigolo. She will of course find out later on because did we mention this is the last episode of him ever? Isn't that a good feeling. Santana then offers playing pranks on Kurt to cheer Rachel up. The pair stumble upon Bruce, which is prank enough. Back to the choir room where Trouty admits to being a Fan-ilow. Lovely. Afterwards, it's off to the auditorium, where the girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music... oh hell no, not the poster child for WouldHitAGirl. Jake, you're an idiot. Marley confronts as we go to break.

After the break, we see that the Spice Girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. After the SignatureSong, it's Jake's turn, and he says he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after ''his'' SignatureSong they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs. Batting a thousand are we Puckerman? Cut to Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get. Jake apologizes to Marley as we cut to Rachel finding Brody [=McWhorepants=]... and handing him a roll of bills. Ouch. Brody of course tries to spin it on her by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. Right, the difference dumbass is you were cheating on her ''multiple'' times. Brody, you're a ''moron''. He then tells her about Finnegan rearranging his face and it's now more clear than ever that Rachel's heart is for Frankenteen and no one else. [[spoiler: At least until the final season.]] The breakup is official, the subsequent Music/{{Radiohead}} confirming it. This was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Anyway, speaking of shitty boyfriends (and we wish we were), we hit the home stretch with Trouty confronting Blaine about having a crush on him, saying he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Trouty says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Back to Bushwick were Kurtana bond over ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' when Rachel returns. She thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? I mean, a Quintanna catfight wouldn't be ''that'' bad. Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. This leads to us ending with the other ShotForShotRemake of the episode, as hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage; compared with Zizes in Season 2, at least this time he's not smothered.

* NotImportantToThisEpisodeCamp: Sue, Beiste, Sugar, Joesus, and Finnegan.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Music/TaylorSwift being Trouty's guilty pleasure may have been changed because of the fact that his actor (briefly) dated the singer, and the song wasn't exactly complimentary. (And the sore spot may have been even worse than just that, given the fact that Swift basically swapped out Chord for Glee co-star Dianna, plus some on top because it happened basically as soon as she left the main cast of the show)

After the break, we see that the Spice Girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. After the SignatureSong, it's Jake's turn, and he says he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after ''his'' SignatureSong they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. Batting a thousand are we Puckerman? Cut to Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get. Jake apologizes to Marley as we cut to Rachel finding Brody [=McWhorepants=]... and handing him a roll of bills. Ouch. Brody of course tries to spin it on her by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. Right, the difference dumbass is you were cheating on her ''multiple'' times. Brody, you're a ''moron''. He then tells her about Finnegan rearranging his face and it's now more clear than ever that Rachel's heart is for Frankenteen and no one else. [[spoiler: At least until the final season.]] The breakup is official, the subsequent Music/{{Radiohead}} confirming it. This was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Anyway, speaking of shitty boyfriends (and we wish we were), we hit the home stretch with Trouty confronting Blaine about having a crush on him, saying he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Trouty says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Back to Bushwick were Kurtana bond over ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' when Rachel returns. She thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? I mean, a Quintanna catfight wouldn't be ''that'' bad. Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. This leads to us ending with the other ShotForShotRemake of the episode, as hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage; compared with Zizes in Season 2, at least this time he's not smothered.

We start today's installment of this oh so guilty pleasure with Blaine offering Sam $50 to stop him from stealing macaroni. Okay, Blaine? Last time I checked, Sam was living with the Hud-mel's, not his own family. We are then spared more false continuity by Sam saying it's not for him to eat, but for him to use for his macaroni art. TitleDrop, you see. Portraits of Creator/EmmaStone, Leann Rimes, [[Film/TheKarateKid Ralph Macchio]], Series/DuckDynasty and Kurt are on display; when it's Blaine's turn to say what his guilty pleasure is, he can't for said guilty pleasure is talking to him. Therefore, he on the spot declares [[Music/GeorgeMichael Wham!]] as his guilty pleasure. Tina arrives to announce Will's out with the flu; with him gone and Finnegan in self-exile, that leaves New Directions to teach themselves. Sam then makes the obligatory remark about the "vapo-rape" as Blam decides to helm the class while we decide to hit the TitleCard.

Choir Room. ND has assembled as Blam reveal the obvious assignment. After the expected DoubleEntendre about revealing secrets, the mention of Wham! is of course the signal to cue up the first ShotForShotRemake this episode, featuring Blam in [[HoYay short shorts]] that we didn't need to see them wearing. Afterwards, we cut to Brittany telling Kitty that everyone hates her. Yes. In true Brit-Brit fashion, we get her take on a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, saying Kitty calls Marley fat while her own face looks like a soccer ball. Ouch Brit. Ouch. The crux of this is "Fondue For Two" where to whit:

Yeesh. Kitty agrees, then the two of them reveal their guilty pleasures, some designed for "humor"[[note]]Farting in front of old people so they think they did it, assuming animals are racist due to their fur color.[[/note]], with the relevant one being the ''Film/BringItOn'' films, which they both agree they love (except the last one). Oh, and Lord Tubbington's is the ChurchOfHappyology. Hmm. Anyway, Kitty has one more too horrible to say out loud so of course it will be revealed later. Over to [=NYADA=], where Kurt's acting class wants the students to act out their guilty pleasures WHAT A COINCIDENCE! This cues a V/O about how Kurt has many and sundry guilty pleasures: Binge watching shows with powerful women[[note]]''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', ''Series/MurderSheWrote'', ''{{Series/Moonlighting}}'', Series/DesigningWomen.[[/note]], exercising to Richard Simmons, and his darkest secret, a boyfriend pillow, ordered while on Ambien. A pillow with an arm and hand attached, which is a bit creepy. He's called Bruce. I need a hug. From there, we cut to the locker room, where Sam pulls Blaine aside to tease us with him saying he's gay. This is of course a BaitAndSwitch dammit, the truth is that he is, in fact, a [[FanCommunityNickname Barry Fan-ilow]]. Fun fact!: This was originally going to be Music/TaylorSwift, but probably because Chord Overstreet had been dumped by Swift for Creator/DiannaAgron this was changed. Not until they'd filmed it all, though, with the original scene used in the promo and a possibly-mutilated version of "I Knew You Were Trouble" bouncing around on the Anders' hard-drive in cyberspace somewhere.

After the break, we see Kitty and Brittany ambushed by the other ND women demanding to know what Kitty's guilty pleasure is. Brittany, as it should be, helpfully reveals that it's the Music/SpiceGirls. We henceforth know what song's in the offing as we cut to a rare peek inside Rachel's bathroom! What will we find... sadly, there aren't any pictures of Dear Lucille on the walls (those are reserved for Rachel's eyes only), but there are far too many beauty products that happen to be Kurt's (disappointing). Santana's complaining about them not making any room for her after she barged in and refused to pay any rent - what kind of friends are they?! With Rachel in the shower, she threatens Kurt to give her some space or she'll tell Rachel that Brody is a whore. Rachel appearing from the shower, trying to wrap a towel around herself when she notices Santana is present, gets a nice compliment because Santana has grown up and can now admit that the girl is not actually unattractive. From there, we find that Brody has gone ahead and dumped Rachel due to fear of being outed as a gigolo. She will of course find out later on because did we mention this is the last episode of him ever? Santana then offers playing pranks on Kurt to cheer Rachel up. The pair stumble upon Bruce, which is prank enough. Back to the choir room where Sam admits to being a Fan-ilow. Lovely. Afterwards, it's off to the auditorium, where the girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music... oh hell no, not the poster child for WouldHitAGirl. Jake, you're an idiot. Marley confronts as we go to break.

We return to the library, where Sam finds Blaine and gets him to admit his own guilty pleasure, which we know is Sam himself, because Blam isn't {{canon}}. Blaine still demurs as we cut to Marley rightfully lambasting Jake for his choice. Jake futily tries to convince the girls that even though Chris Brown isn't good, his music is, and that's why it's a ''guilty'' pleasure - but his main argument is basically him insulting Music/BritneySpears, and with Brittany in charge this has sealed his fate. No Brown. Cut to Bushwick where Kurt has sat Pezberry down and put blindfolds on them - wanky - then gives them each a boyfriend pillow. A few seconds later, he gets a hug from Santana and a sweet "aw, you gave mine a sex change". It's a girlfriend pillow, but she's not lame enough to give her a name. Rachel says she doesn't want her creepy boyfriend pillow because she thinks she'll get back with Brody; Santana breaks her promise to Kurt and has to tell Rachel that this isn't happening because Brodifer is a gigolo and she sent him away for good. Rachel is all kinds of displeased as we cut to Blaine at the piano for some Music/PhilCollins and vocal venting of his feelings for Sam.

After the break, we see that the Spice Girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. After the SignatureSong, it's Jake's turn, and he says he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after ''his'' SignatureSong they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. Batting a thousand are we Puckerman? Cut to Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get. Jake apologizes to Marley as we cut to Rachel finding Brody ... and handing him a roll of bills. Ouch. Brody of course tries to spin it on her by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. Right, the difference is you were cheating on her ''multiple'' times, although to be fair, you did need the money. He then tells her about Finnegan rearranging his face and it's now more clear than ever that Rachel's heart is for Frankenteen and no one else. [[spoiler: At least until the final season.]] The breakup is official, the subsequent Music/{{Radiohead}} confirming it. This was originally going to be just Rachel. We hitth home stretch with Sam confronting Blaine about having a crush on him, saying he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Sam says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Back to Bushwick were Kurtana bond over ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' when Rachel returns. She thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? I mean, a Quintanna catfight wouldn't be ''that'' bad. Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. This leads to us ending with the other ShotForShotRemake of the episode, as hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage; compared with Zizes in Season 2, at least this time he's not smothered.

* ''Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go'' by Wham!, performed by Sam and Blaine
* ''Copacabana'' by Music/BarryManilow, performed by Sam with New Directions

* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Though the guy is gay, Sam mentioned he thinks that everyone should be attracted to him.
* FanficFuel: There is at least one fic where Sam does admit to having feelings for Blaine. Plus a fic where Ryder/Tina/Blaine/Marley keep their costumes on when they hang out, and a four way ensues.

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Music/TaylorSwift being Sam's guilty pleasure may have been changed because of the fact that his actor (briefly) dated the singer, and the song wasn't exactly complimentary. (And the sore spot may have been even worse than just that, given the fact that Swift basically swapped out Chord for Glee co-star Dianna, plus some on top because it happened basically as soon as she left the main cast of the show)

* ''Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go'' by Wham!, performed by Trouty and Blaine
* ''Copacabana'' by Music/BarryManilow, performed by Trouty with New Directions

* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Though the guy is gay, Trouty mentioned he thinks that everyone should be attracted to him.
* FanficFuel: There is at least one fic where Trouty does admit to having feelings for Blaine. Plus a fic where Ryder/Tina/Blaine/Marley keep their costumes on when they hang out, and a four way ensues.

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Music/TaylorSwift being Trouty's guilty pleasure may have been changed because of the fact that his actor (briefly) dated the singer, and the song wasn't exactly complimentary. (And the sore spot may have been even worse than just that, given the fact that Swift basically swapped out Chord for Glee co-star Dianna, plus some on top because it happened basically as soon as she left the main cast of the show)

We start today's installment of this oh so guilty pleasure with Blaine offering Sam $50 to stop him from stealing macaroni. Okay, Blaine? Last time I checked, Sam was living with the Hud-mel's, not his own family. We are then spared more false continuity by Samying it's not for him to eat, but for him to use for his macaroni art. TitleDrop, you see. Portraits of Creator/EmmaStone, Leann Rimes, [[Film/TheKarateKid Ralph Macchio]], Series/DuckDynasty and Kurt are on display; when it's Blaine's turn to say what his guilty pleasure is, he can't for said guilty pleasure is talking to him. Therefore, he on the spot declares [[Music/GeorgeMichael Wham!]] as his guilty pleasure. Tina arrives to announce Will's out with the flu; with him gone and Finnegan in self-exile, that leaves New Directions to teach themselves. Sam then makes the obligatory remark about the "vapo-rape" as Blam decides to helm the class while we decide to hit the TitleCard.

After the break, we see that the Spice Girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. After the SignatureSong, it's Jake's turn, and he says he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after ''his'' SignatureSong they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. Batting a thousand are we Puckerman? Cut to Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get. Jake apologizes to Marley as we cut to Rachel finding Brody ... and handing him a roll of bills. Ouch. Brody of course tries to spin it on her by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. Right, the difference is you were cheating on her ''multiple'' times, although to be fair, you did need the money. He then tells her about Finnegan rearranging his face and it's now more clear than ever that Rachel's heart is for Frankenteen and no one else. [[spoiler: At least until the final season.]] The breakup is official, the subsequent Music/{{Radiohead}} confirming it. This was originally going to be just Rachel. We hitth home stretch with Trouty confronting Blaine about having a crush on him, saying he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Trouty says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Back to Bushwick were Kurtana bond over ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' when Rachel returns. She thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? I mean, a Quintanna catfight wouldn't be ''that'' bad. Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. This leads to us ending with the other ShotForShotRemake of the episode, as hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage; compared with Zizes in Season 2, at least this time he's not smothered.

We start today's installment of this oh so guilty pleasure with Blaine offering Sam $50 to stop him from stealing macaroni. Okay, Blaine? Last time I checked, Sam was living with the Hud-mel's, not his own family. We are then spared more false continuity by Trouty saying it's not for him to eat, but for him to use for his macaroni art. TitleDrop, you see. Portraits of Creator/EmmaStone, Leann Rimes, [[Film/TheKarateKid Ralph Macchio]], Series/DuckDynasty and Kurt are on display; when it's Blaine's turn to say what his guilty pleasure is, he can't for said guilty pleasure is talking to him. Therefore, he on the spot declares [[Music/GeorgeMichael Wham!]] as his guilty pleasure. Tina arrives to announce Will's out with the flu; with him gone and Finnegan in self-exile, that leaves New Directions to teach themselves. Sam then makes the obligatory remark about the "vapo-rape" as Blam decides to helm the class while we decide to hit the TitleCard.

We start today's installment of this oh so guilty pleasure with Blaine offering Trouty Mouth $50 to stop him from stealing macaroni. Okay, Blaine? Last time I checked, Trouts was living with the Hud-mel's, not his own family. We are then spared more false continuity by Trouty saying it's not for him to eat, but for him to use for his macaroni art. TitleDrop, you see. Portraits of Creator/EmmaStone, Leann Rimes, [[Film/TheKarateKid Ralph Macchio]], Series/DuckDynasty and Kurt are on display; when it's Blaine's turn to say what his guilty pleasure is, he can't for said guilty pleasure is talking to him. Therefore, he on the spot declares [[Music/GeorgeMichael Wham!]] as his guilty pleasure. Tina arrives to announce Will's out with the flu; with him gone and Finnegan in self-exile, that leaves New Directions to teach themselves. Trouty then makes the obligatory remark about the "vapo-rape" as Blam decides to helm the class while we decide to hit the TitleCard.

Choir Room. ND has assembled as Blam reveal the obvious assignment. After the expected DoubleEntendre about revealing secrets, the mention of Wham! is of course the signal to cue up the first ShotForShotRemake this episode, featuring Blam in [[HoYay short shorts]] that we didn't need to see them wearing. Afterwards, we cut to Brittany, who is clearly getting bored of Trouty (as are we all) and thus wants her vicarious Cheerio lady kisses, telling Kitty that everyone hates her. Yes. In true Brit-Brit fashion, we get her take on a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, saying Kitty calls Marley fat while her own face looks like a soccer ball. Ouch Brit. Ouch. The crux of this is "Fondue For Two" where to whit:

Yeesh. Kitty agrees, then the two of them reveal their guilty pleasures, some designed for "humor"[[note]]Farting in front of old people so they think they did it, assuming animals are racist due to their fur color.[[/note]], with the relevant one being the ''Film/BringItOn'' films, which they both agree they love (except the last one). Oh, and Lord Tubbington's is the ChurchOfHappyology. Hmm. Anyway, Kitty has one more too horrible to say out loud so of course it will be revealed later. Over to [=NYADA=], where Kurt's acting class wants the students to act out their guilty pleasures WHAT A COINCIDENCE! This cues a V/O about how Kurt has many and sundry guilty pleasures: Binge watching shows with powerful women[[note]]''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', ''Series/MurderSheWrote'', ''{{Series/Moonlighting}}'', Series/DesigningWomen.[[/note]], exercising to Richard Simmons, and his darkest secret, a boyfriend pillow, ordered while on Ambien. A pillow with an arm and hand attached, which is a bit creepy. He's called Bruce. I need a hug. From there, we cut to the locker room, where Trouty pulls Blaine aside to tease us with him saying he's gay. This is of course a BaitAndSwitch dammit, the truth is that he is, in fact, a [[FanCommunityNickname Barry Fan-ilow]]. Fun fact!: This was originally going to be Music/TaylorSwift, but probably because Chord Overstreet had been dumped by Swift for Creator/DiannaAgron this was changed. Not until they'd filmed it all, though, with the original scene used in the promo and a possibly-mutilated version of "I Knew You Were Trouble" bouncing around on the Anders' hard-drive in cyberspace somewhere.

After the break, we see Kitty and Brittany ambushed by the other ND women demanding to know what Kitty's guilty pleasure is. Brittany, as it should be, helpfully reveals that it's the Music/SpiceGirls. We henceforth know what song's in the offing as we cut to a rare peek inside Rachel's bathroom! What will we find... sadly, there aren't any pictures of Dear Lucille on the walls (those are reserved for Rachel's eyes only), but there are far too many beauty products that happen to be Kurt's (disappointing). Santana's complaining about them not making any room for her after she barged in and refused to pay any rent - what kind of friends are they?! With Rachel in the shower, she threatens Kurt to give her some space or she'll tell Rachel that Brody is a whore. Rachel appearing from the shower, trying to wrap a towel around herself when she notices Santana is present, gets a nice compliment because Santana has grown up and can now admit that the girl is not actually unattractive. From there, we find that Brody has gone ahead and dumped Rachel due to fear of being outed as a gigolo. She will of course find out later on because did we mention this is the last episode of him ever? Isn't that a good feeling. Santana then offers playing pranks on Kurt to cheer Rachel up. The pair stumble upon Bruce, which is prank enough. Back to the choir room where Trouty admits to being a Fan-ilow. Lovely. Afterwards, it's off to the auditorium, where the girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music... oh hell no, not the poster child for WouldHitAGirl. Jake, you're an idiot. Marley confronts as we go to break.

We return to the library, where Trouty finds Blaine and gets him to admit his own guilty pleasure, which we know is Trouty, because Blam isn't {{canon}}. Blaine still demurs as we cut to Marley rightfully lambasting Jake for his choice. Jake futily tries to convince the girls that even though Chris Brown isn't good, his music is, and that's why it's a ''guilty'' pleasure - but his main argument is basically him insulting Music/BritneySpears, and with Brittany in charge this has sealed his fate. No Brown. Cut to Bushwick where Kurt has sat Pezberry down and put blindfolds on them - wanky - then gives them each a boyfriend pillow. A few seconds later, he gets a hug from Santana and a sweet "aw, you gave mine a sex change". It's a girlfriend pillow, but she's not lame enough to give her a name. Rachel says she doesn't want her creepy boyfriend pillow because she thinks she'll get back with Brody; Santana breaks her promise to Kurt and has to tell Rachel that this isn't happening because Brodifer is a gigolo and she sent him away for good. Rachel is all kinds of displeased as we cut to Blaine at the piano for some Music/PhilCollins and vocal venting of his feelings for Trouty.

After the break, we see that the Spice Girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. After the SignatureSong, it's Jake's turn, and he says he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after ''his'' SignatureSong they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. Batting a thousand are we Puckerman? Cut to Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get. Jake apologizes to Marley as we cut to Rachel finding Brody [=McWhorepants=]... and handing him a roll of bills. Ouch. Brody of course tries to spin it on her by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. Right, the difference dumbass is you were cheating on her ''multiple'' times. Brody, you're a ''moron''. He then tells her about Finnegan rearranging his face and it's now more clear than ever that Rachel's heart is for Frankenteen and no one else. [[spoiler: At least until the final season.]] The breakup is official, the subsequent Music/{{Radiohead}} confirming it. This was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Anyway, speaking of shitty boyfriends (and we wish we were), we hit the home stretch with Trouty confronting Blaine about having a crush on him, saying he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Trouty says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Back to Bushwick were Kurtana bond over ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' when Rachel returns. She thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? I mean, a Quintanna catfight wouldn't be ''that'' bad. Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. This leads to us ending with the other ShotForShotRemake of the episode, as hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage; compared with Zizes in Season 2, at least this time he's not smothered.

* MarshmallowHell: Artie's face in Kitty's chest. Not a lot of [[{{Pettanko}} hell]], but hell nonetheless.

After the break, we see that the Spice Girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant HeMo can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. After the SignatureSong, it's Jake's turn, and he says he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after ''his'' SignatureSong they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. Batting a thousand are we Puckerman? Cut to Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get. Jake apologizes to Marley as we cut to Rachel finding Brody [=McWhorepants=]... and handing him a roll of bills. Ouch. Brody of course tries to spin it on her by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. Right, the difference dumbass is you were cheating on her ''multiple'' times. Brody, you're a ''moron''. He then tells her about Finnegan rearranging his face and it's now more clear than ever that Rachel's heart is for Frankenteen and no one else. [[spoiler: At least until the final season.]] The breakup is official, the subsequent Music/{{Radiohead}} confirming it. This was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Anyway, speaking of shitty boyfriends (and we wish we were), we hit the home stretch with Trouty confronting Blaine about having a crush on him, saying he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Trouty says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Back to Bushwick were Kurtana bond over ''Series/TheFactsOfLife'' when Rachel returns. She thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? I mean, a Quintanna catfight wouldn't be ''that'' bad. Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. This leads to us ending with the other ShotForShotRemake of the episode, as hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage; compared with Zizes in Season 2, at least this time he's not smothered.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/{{Hairspray}} Sugar and Spice-y.]] Wait, where is Sugar?[[note]]Five episodes away from returning to her own time.[[/note]]]]
Blaine finds out that making macaroni art is Trouty's guilty pleasure, along with [[EarWorm Wham!]]. Will is off sick, so Blam make guilty pleasure songs this week's lesson. They perform in [[HoYay short shorts]] that we didn't need to see them wearing. Brittany is getting bored of Trouty (as are we all), and wants her Cheerio lady kisses so invites Kitty to do "Fondue For Two", where Kitty whispers to her what her guilty pleasure is - apart from the ''Film/BringItOn'' films, which they both agree they love (except the last one). In New York, Kurt's acting class wants the students to act out their guilty pleasures WHAT A COINCIDENCE! This goes into a voiceover monologue montage featuring Kurt's new secret: a boyfriend pillow. A pillow with an arm and hand attached, which is a bit creepy. He's called Bruce.

Blaine confronts Trouty, saying that Wham! can't really be his guilty pleasure, because he knows him. Trouty admits that he is, in fact, a [[FanCommunityNickname Barry Fan-ilow]]. Fun fact!: This was originally going to be Music/TaylorSwift, but probably because Chord Overstreet had been dumped by Swift for Creator/DiannaAgron this was changed. Not until they'd filmed it all, though, with the original scene used in the promo and a possibly-mutilated version of "I Knew You Were Trouble" bouncing around on the Anders' hard-drive in cyberspace somewhere.

Everyone's begging to know what Kitty's guilty pleasure is. Brittany, as it should be, helpfully reveals that it's the Music/SpiceGirls. All the girls are prepared for doing that number. Now, for a rare peek inside Rachel's bathroom! What will we find... far too many beauty products, that happen to be Kurt's (disappointing). Santana's complaining about them not making any room for her after she barged in and refused to pay any rent - what kind of friends are they?! With Rachel in the shower, she threatens Kurt to give her some space or she'll tell Rachel that Brody is a whore. Rachel appearing from the shower, trying to wrap a towel around herself when she notices Santana is present, gets a nice compliment because Santana has grown up and can now admit that the girl is not actually unattractive. Santana then offers playing pranks on Kurt to cheer Rachel up from Brody abandoning them - did we mention this is the last episode of him ever? Isn't that a good feeling. The pair stumble upon Bruce.

Kurt tells them that they can't borrow him. Trouty's performance encourages everyone else to admit to loving Manilow. The girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music. They all go to stop him because of Brown's [[WouldHitAGirl unacceptable behaviors]]. Trouty also confronts Blaine about not being honest about his guilty pleasures when he made Trouty own up to his own: Blaine's is Trouty, because Blam isn't {{canon}}. Jake tries to convince the girls that even though Chris Brown isn't good, his music is, and that's why it's a ''guilty'' pleasure - but his main argument is basically him insulting Music/BritneySpears, and with Brittany in charge this has sealed his fate. No Brown.

Kurt has sat Pezberry down and put blindfolds on them - wanky - then gives them each a boyfriend pillow. A few seconds later, he gets a hug from Santana and a sweet "aw, you gave mine a sex change". It's a girlfriend pillow, but she's not lame enough to give her a name. Rachel says she doesn't want her creepy boyfriend pillow because she thinks she'll get back with Brody; Santana breaks her promise to Kurt and has to tell Rachel that this isn't happening because Brodifer is a gigolo and she sent him away for good. Rachel isn't (initially) happy.

More glee club songs, and the Spice girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant HeMo can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. Jake tells the club that he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after the performance they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. He then finds Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get.

Rachel has a big fight with Brody [=McWhorepants=], and Brody tries to get her to not tell everyone by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. They're not really comparable, Brody, but it still makes Rachel cry and apologize to him. They have a mature break-up, and then sing about it. This song was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Speaking of shitty boyfriends, Trouty confronts Blaine about having a crush on him but says he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Trouty says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - regrettably, it is, would he like one? Rachel thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. Everyone sings it, and hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage.

* MarshmallowHell: Artie's face in Kitty's chest.

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Music/TaylorSwift being Trouty's guilty pleasure may have been changed because of the fact that his actor (briefly) dated the singer, and the song wasn't exactly complimentary.

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Music/TaylorSwift being Sam's guilty pleasure may have been changed because of the fact that his actor (briefly) dated the singer, and the song wasn't exactly complimentary.

Blaine finds out that making macaroni art is Trouty's guilty pleasure, along with Wham!. Will is off sick, so Blam make guilty pleasure songs this week's lesson. They perform in short shorts that we didn't need to see them wearing. Brittany is getting bored of Trouty (as are we all), and wants her Cheerio lady kisses so invites Kitty to do "Fondue For Two", where Kitty whispers to her what her guilty pleasure is - apart from the ''Film/BringItOn'' films, which they both agree they love (except the last one). In New York, Kurt's acting class wants the students to act out their guilty pleasures WHAT A COINCIDENCE! This goes into a voiceover monologue montage featuring Kurt's new secret: a boyfriend pillow. A pillow with an arm and hand attached, which is a bit creepy. He's called Bruce.

Everyone's begging to know what Kitty's guilty pleasure is. Brittany, as it should be, helpfully reveals that it's the Spice Girls. All the girls are prepared for doing that number. Now, for a rare peek inside Rachel's bathroom! What will we find... far too many beauty products, that happen to be Kurt's (disappointing). Santana's complaining about them not making any room for her after she barged in and refused to pay any rent - what kind of friends are they?! With Rachel in the shower, she threatens Kurt to give her some space or she'll tell Rachel that Brody is a whore. Rachel appearing from the shower, trying to wrap a towel around herself when she notices Santana is present, gets a nice compliment because Santana has grown up and can now admit that the girl is not actually unattractive. Santana then offers playing pranks on Kurt to cheer Rachel up from Brody abandoning them - did we mention this is the last episode of him ever? Isn't that a good feeling. The pair stumble upon Bruce.

Kurt tells them that they can't borrow him. Trouty's performance encourages everyone else to admit to loving Manilow. The girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music. They all go to stop him because of Brown's unacceptable behaviors. Trouty also confronts Blaine about not being honest about his guilty pleasures when he made Trouty own up to his own: Blaine's is Trouty, because Blam isn't {{canon}}. Jake tries to convince the girls that even though Chris Brown isn't good, his music is, and that's why it's a ''guilty'' pleasure - but his main argument is basically him insulting Music/BritneySpears, and with Brittany in charge this has sealed his fate. No Brown.

More glee club songs, and the Spice girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. Jake tells the club that he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after the performance they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. He then finds Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with. Kittykat, this is about as normal as you're gonna get.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/{{Hairspray}} Sugar and Spice-y.]] Wait, where is Sugar? ]]
Blaine finds out that making macaroni art is Sam's guilty pleasure, along with Wham!. Will is off sick, so Blam make guilty pleasure songs this week's lesson. They perform in short shorts that we didn't need to see them wearing. Brittany is getting bored of Sammy and wants her Cheerio lady kisses so invites Kitty to do "Fondue For Two", where Kitty whispers to her what her guilty pleasure is - apart from the ''Film/BringItOn'' films, which they both agree they love (except the last one). In New York, Kurt's acting class wants the students to act out their guilty pleasures WHAT A COINCIDENCE! This goes into a voiceover monologue montage featuring Kurt's new secret: a boyfriend pillow. A pillow with an arm and hand attached, which is a bit creepy. He's called Bruce.

Blaine confronts Sam, saying that Wham! can't really be his guilty pleasure, because he knows him. Sam admits that he is, in fact, a [[FanCommunityNickname Barry Fan-ilow]]. Fun fact!: This was originally going to be Music/TaylorSwift, but probably because Chord Overstreet had been dumped by Swift for Creator/DiannaAgron this was changed. Not until they'd filmed it all, though, with the original scene used in the promo and a possibly-mutilated version of "I Knew You Were Trouble" bouncing around on the Anders' hard-drive in cyberspace somewhere.

Kurt tells them that they can't borrow him. Sam's performance encourages everyone else to admit to loving Manilow. The girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music. They all go to stop him because of Brown's unacceptable behaviours. Sam also confronts Blaine about not being honest about his guilty pleasures when he made Sam own up to his own: Blaine's is Sam, because Blam isn't {{canon}}. Jake tries to convince the girls that even though Chris Brown isn't good, his music is, and that's why it's a ''guilty'' pleasure - but his main argument is basically him insulting Music/BritneySpears, and with Brittany in charge this has sealed his fate. No Brown.

More glee club songs, and the Spice girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. Jake tells the club that he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, ''Bobby'' Brown - but after the performance they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. He then finds Kitty out in the hallway with Tina, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with.

Rachel has a big fight with Brody [=McWhorepants=], and Brody tries to get her to not tell everyone by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. They're not really comparable, Brody, but it still makes Rachel cry and apologise to him. They have a mature break-up, and then sing about it. This song was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Speaking of shitty boyfriends, Sam confronts Blaine about having a crush on him but says he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out far too close to be friends, and Sam says that it had best be breath mints in Blaine's pocket that he feels - it is, would he like one? Rachel thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No - Are you sure, Glee? Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. Everyone sings it, and hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage.

* ''Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go'' by Wham!, performed by Sam and Blaine
* ''Copacabana'' by Music/BarryManilow, performed by Sam with New Directions

* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Though the guy is gay, Sam mentioned he thinks that everyone should be attracted to him.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/{{Hairspray2007}} Sugar and Spice-y.]] Wait, where is Sugar? ]]

[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/Hairspray2007 Sugar and Spice-y.]] Wait, where is Sugar? ]]

* ''Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go'' by Music/{{Wham!}}, performed by Sam and Blaine

* ''My Prerogative'' by Music/BobbyBrown, performed by Jake with New Directions boys

Blaine finds out that making macaroni art is Sam's guilty pleasure, along with Music/{{Wham}}. Will is off sick, so Blam make guilty pleasure songs this week's lesson. They perform in shorts that we didn't need to see them wearing. Brittany is getting bored of Sammy and wants her Cheerio lady kisses so invites Kitty to do Fondue For Two, where Kitty whispers to her what her guilty pleasure is - apart from the ''Film/BringItOn'' films, which they both agree they love (except the last one). In New York, Kurt's acting class wants the students to act out their guilty pleasures WHAT A COINCIDENCE! This goes into a voiceover monologue montage featuring Kurt's new secret: a boyfriend pillow. A pillow with an arm and hand attached, which is a bit creepy. He's called Bruce.

Blaine confronts Sam, saying that Wham! can't really be his guilty pleasure, because he know him. Sam admits that he is, in fact, a [[FanCommunityNickname Barry Fan-ilow]]. Fun fact!: This was originally going to be Music/TaylorSwift, but probably because Chord Overstreet had just been dumped by Swift for Creator/DiannaAgron this was changed. Not until they'd filmed it all, though, with the original scene used in the promo and a possibly-mutilated version of "I Knew You Were Trouble" bouncing around on the Anders' hard-drive in cyberspace somewhere.

Everyone's begging to know what Kitty's guilty pleasure is. Brittany, as it should be, helpfully reveals that it's the Spice Girls. All the girls up for doing that number. Now, for a rare peek inside Rachel's bathroom! What will we find... far too many beauty products, that happen to be Kurt's. Santana's complaining about them not making any room for her after she barged in and refused to pay any rent - what kind of friends are they? With Rachel in the shower, she threatens Kurt to give her some space or she'll tell Rachel that Brody is a whore. Rachel appearing from the shower, trying to wrap a towel around herself when she notices Santana is present, gets a nice compliment because Santana has grown up and can now admit that the girl is not actually unattractive. Santana then offers playing pranks on Kurt to cheer Rachel up from Brody abandoning them - did we mention this is the last episode of him ever? Isn't that a good feeling. The pair stumble upon Bruce.

Kurt tells them that they can't borrow him. Sam's performance encourages everyone else to admit to loving Manilow. The girls are bickering over who can be which Spice Girl, but Tina isn't included because this is Tina we're talking about and with Jenna Ushkowitz' talents she really deserved better. In fact, Tina bursts in as usual, and now announces that Jake is planning on doing Music/ChrisBrown music. They all go to stop him because of Brown's unacceptable behaviours. Sam also confronts Blaine about not being honest about his guilty pleasures when he made Sam own up to his own: Blaine's is Sam, because Blam isn't actually on. Jake tries to convince the girls that even though Chris Brown isn't good, his music is, and that's why it's a ''guilty'' pleasure - but his main argument is basically him insulting Music/BritneySpears, and with Brittany in charge this has sealed his fate. No Brown.

More glee club songs, and the Spice girls have been decided: Unique is Baby Spice; Tina is Scary Spice; Marley is Posh Spice; Kitty is Ginger Spice; and Brittany is Sporty Spice, proving that even when pregnant [=HeMo=] can still do one-hand walkovers and the splits. Jake tells the club that he's still doing Brown. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, Music/BobbyBrown - but after the performance they all remind him that it was ''this'' Brown that supposedly turned [[TooSoon Whitney (and daughter Bobbi) to drugs]]. He then finds Tina out in the hallway with Kitty, who is dressed as Vicky the android girl from ''Series/SmallWonder'' - [[LampshadeTheObscureReference Jake got the reference]], and Kitty says she needs to find normal people to spend time with.

Rachel has a big fight with Brody [=McWhorepants=], and Brody tries to get her to not tell everyone by saying that she was keeping Finn a secret from him, too. They're not really comparable, Brody, but it still makes Rachel cry and apologise to him. The have a mature break-up, and then sing about it. This song was originally going to be just Rachel, but her boyfriends are malignant diseases. Speaking of shitty boyfriends, Sam confronts Blaine about having a crush on him but says he'd be offended if any gay man wasn't into him (like Kurt and Karofsky in season 2). They hug it out for far too close to be friends, and Sam says that it had best be breath mints in his pocket - it is, would he like one? Rachel thanks Santana for what she did because it was a good thing and Rachel has a bit of a crush on her. No? Are you sure, Glee? Even so, she seems to think that out of the three of them she's been handed the worst lot (what happened to the "gay is the worst lot to be handed" MO?) and so must be allowed to choose their guilty pleasure movie musical: ''Film/MammaMia''. Everyone sings it, and hula hoops are thrown from New York to Lima because reality isn't a thing that exists any more. We must also mention how Kitty literally shoves Artie's face into her cleavage.