History Radar / Freakazoid

* Longhorn's origin story is that he was originally a factory worker who had a surgeon make him into a bull-man to help him avoid the police after a big crime spree. The narrator specifically says he's a human ''steer''. Problem: Steers are ''castrated''. Either [[CriticalResearchFailure the writers]] or that doctor really buggered that one up.

* From ''The Wrath of Gutierrez'':

-->''''Princess Diana''': Why you tramp!

* Longhorn's origin story is that he Was originally a factory worker who had a surgeon make him into a bull-man to help him avoid the police after a big crime spree. The narrator specifically says he's a human ''steer''. Problem: Steers are ''castrated''. Either [[CriticalResearchFailure the writers]] or that doctor really buggered that one up.

-->'''Cosgrove''': "I like meat too much."

--> Freakazoid: "Hey Cosgrove, how come you never got married?"
--> Cosgrove: "I like meat too much."
--> Freakazoid: "Y'know, you could be married and still eat a lot of meat."
--> Cosgrove: (beat) "I didn't know that."

** From the same episode (with Mo-Ron in the segments) the first opening of the episode has many dignitaries congratulating Freakazoid on disarming a nuclear bomb. The two dignitaries, Princess Diana and Sharon Stone make subtle hints and advances on Freakazoid only to end up having a CatFight in the end. Also, this diaologue between the two.
--> Princess Diana: And on behalf of the United Kingdom I want to personally thank you Freakazoid. In a very personal way [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre if you catch my drift]].
--> Sharon Stone: Yeah! Well cool your jets Princess and wait your turn. He's taken!
--> Freakazoid: [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe Sharon!]]
--> Princess Diana: Why you tramp!
--> Sharon Stone: Who you calling a tramp? [[CurseCutShort You stuck up little-]]
--> Princess Diana: How dare you!\\
* both proceed to beat the crap out of each other*

--> Gutierrez: "If I don't have a phone line lickety-split, I shall squeeze you, and I shall keep on squeezing you until your man juices run dry!"
--> Guard: "Ew."

* From ''The Chip'', after Dexter receives the Pinnacle chip as a Christmas present:
--> Dexter: "Can I go put it in?"
--> Mrs. Douglas: "Okay, hon, but only in your computer."

--> Princess Diana: How dare you! proceeds to beating the crap out of eachother*

--> Freakazoid: "Hey Cosgrove, why didn't you ever get married?"

--> Freakazoid: Sharon!

* It's easy to forget that "CRUD!" is actually a dirty word.

* "[[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench Frenching With Freakazoid]]" (a segment about learning phrases in French). Not to mention that the phrase being taught was "qui a coupe le fromage?"... or "who cut the cheese?"

* "Frenching With Freakazoid" (a segment about learning phrases in French). Not to mention that the phrase being taught was "qui a coupe le fromage?"... or "who cut the cheese?"

* Freakazoid exclaiming "That's Uranus!" while showing the planet.

* It's easy to forget that "CRUD!" is actually a dirty word.

* Freakazoid exclaiming "That's Uranus!" while showing the planet.

* Duncan, Dexter's older brother, called Dexter a twink in s1e8 "Hot Rods from Heck". [[HaveAGayOldTime It might not have had the same meaning years ago]], but a "twink" these days means a hunky, yet airheaded gay man.
* The opening theme claims Freakazoid to be a "textbook case for Sigmund Freud". Freud believed all psychological problems to have sexual bases. Perhaps this means he did go insane from all the porn!

* The opening theme claims Freakazoid to be a "textbook case for Sigmund Freud". Freud believed all psychological problems to have sexual bases. Perhaps this means he did go insane from all the porn!

* Never look into your dad's underwear drawer.
* The mom CONSTANTLY is allowing random people into Dexter's room (it's even lampshaded), winking when she tells [=McStew=] where it is, and assuming the werewolf/'guidance counselor' is playing Twister with her son.
* This little exchange is priceless:
--> "Come on, you are better at dealing with older men"
--> "What is THAT supposed to mean?"
* "That's Uranus!"
* When Dexter originally gets the chip that eventually makes him into Freakazoid:
--> "Can I go put it in?"
--> "Okay, hon! But only in your computer!"
* A literal example when Freakazoid was wandering through the sewer.
--> "Ew! I hope that thing that just floated by was a candy bar!"
** Also a Shout Out to Caddyshack.
* When Freakazoid finds himself at Pearl Harbor and sees the Japanese planes coming, he immediately yells, "Oh, fudge!"

* Duncan, Dexter's older brother, called Dexter a twink in s1e8 "Hot Rods from Heck". "Twink" is gay slang for a guy with a nice figure but not much going on upstairs.

* The mom CONSTANTLY is allowing random people into Dexter's room (it's even lampshaded), winking when she tells McStew where it is, and assuming the werewolf/'guidance counselor' is playing Twister with her son.

-> Freakazoid: "Hey Cosgrove, why didn't you ever get married?"
-> Cosgrove: "I like meat too much."
-> Freakazoid: "Y'know, you could be married and still eat a lot of meat."
-> Cosgrove: (beat) "I didn't know that."

-> "Come on, you are better at dealing with older men"
-> "What is THAT supposed to mean?"

-> "Can I go put it in?"
-> "Okay, hon! But only in your computer!"

-> "Ew! I hope that thing that just floated by was a candy bar!"