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->''"You listen to me, Twilight -- My god, is that really the name you picked? ''Literature/{{Twilight}}?'' Y'know I lived that idea first, right? (And my vampire was so much better.)"''
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->''"You listen to me, Twilight -- My god, is that really the name you picked? ''Literature/{{Twilight}}?'' ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]?'' Y'know I lived that idea first, right? (And my vampire was so much better.)"''
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-->-- '''Dracula himself''' towards a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' stand-in, ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania''
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-->-- '''Dracula himself''' towards a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' stand-in, ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania''
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->''"Oh God, I'm [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Pattinson]]!"''
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->''"Oh God, I'm [[Literature/{{Twilight}} [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Pattinson]]!"''
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->''"Vampires used to be creatures driven by HATE and HUNGER and the need for '''DOMINANCE!''' But ever since [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Meyer]] took up [=LeScat=]'s ''failed'' legacy, you've all become so ''faggy'' that the mention of a new hair gel makes you squeal ''like a prison bitch in a pass-around!''"''
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->''"Vampires used to be creatures driven by HATE and HUNGER and the need for '''DOMINANCE!''' But ever since [[Literature/{{Twilight}} [[Creator/StephenieMeyer Meyer]] took up [=LeScat=]'s [[Literature/TheVampireChronicles LeScat]]'s ''failed'' legacy, you've all become so ''faggy'' that the mention of a new hair gel makes you squeal ''like a prison bitch in a pass-around!''"''
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->''"''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that movie where angsty gay vampires do each other's makeup in high school, and instead of sunlight exploding them, it turns their skin into body glitter? I'm not judging you, man; [[SarcasmMode that's a really, really cool thing to enjoy.]]"''
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, in response to Carlos Mencia tweeting that he enjoyed the film.
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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]]:''' ''[hears knocking on the door]'' Hold on. ''[goes to the door]'' Who is it?\\
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, in response to Carlos Mencia tweeting that he enjoyed the film.
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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]]:''' ''[hears knocking on the door]'' Hold on. ''[goes to the door]'' Who is it?\\
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-->--
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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}}
->'''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward]]:''' ''[hears knocking on the door]'' Hold on. ''[goes to the door]'' Who is it?\\
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-->-- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' (on the changes to Vampire Lore in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''), ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''
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-->-- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' (on the changes to Vampire Lore in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''), ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''), ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''
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->I’ve got nothing in common
->With the vampires of today
->They gaze at girls,
->And pout and brood,
->And then just run away.
->This ''Twilight'' hack thinks she can come along
->And change the vampire rules?
->I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes
->Suddenly “isn’t cool”.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheKeyOfAwesome'', “Emo Vampire”
->With the vampires of today
->They gaze at girls,
->And pout and brood,
->And then just run away.
->This ''Twilight'' hack thinks she can come along
->And change the vampire rules?
->I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes
->Suddenly “isn’t cool”.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheKeyOfAwesome'', “Emo Vampire”
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->''"This is how we're represented. Unbelievable."''
-->-- '''Dracula himself''' towards a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' stand-in, ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania''
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'''Laurie''': No... I wish! That would be so cool!\
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'''Laurie''': No... I wish! That would be so cool!\cool!\\
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'''Vampliar''': Not everything you see on TV or read in books is true about vampires.\\
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'''Vampliar''': No... I wish! That would be so cool!\
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->'''Tristan''': And what kind of vampire wears crosses? Isn't that like one of their weaknesses?\\
'''Vampliar''': Not everything you see on TV or read in books is true about vampires.\\
'''Tristen''': So you don't sparkle in the sunlight then?\\
'''Vampliar''': No... I wish! That would be so cool!\
'''Tristen''': Lame...
-->--''VisualNovel/{{Vampliar}}''
'''Vampliar''': Not everything you see on TV or read in books is true about vampires.\\
'''Tristen''': So you don't sparkle in the sunlight then?\\
'''Vampliar''': No... I wish! That would be so cool!\
'''Tristen''': Lame...
-->--''VisualNovel/{{Vampliar}}''
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-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''
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-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''
''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'', on the vampires in the "[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Muffin the Vampire Baker]]" storyarc.
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->''"It turns out the local vamps are major wimps. They look ugly, they don't fly, and they turn to dust if you just poke 'em with a pencil."''
-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''
-->-- '''Sam''', ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''
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->''"Just because something stopped Creator/BelaLugosi doesn't mean it can stop these things."''
-->--'''Beau Brower''', ''Film/ThirtyDaysOfNight''
->''"Just because something stopped Creator/BelaLugosi doesn't mean it can stop these things."''
-->--'''Beau Brower''', ''Film/ThirtyDaysOfNight''
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-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
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-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' ''Literature/AnUnattractiveVampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
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->''"Well, you can still be destroyed, but forget the books and the movies. Garlic? It's worthless. Cross? Pfft... shove it right up their asses. A stake? Only if it catches you in the heart, and then it just paralyzes you. Running water? Ah, that's no problem. I bathe... Occasionally."''
-->-- '''Smiling Jack''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''
->''"You listen to me, Twilight -- My god, is that really the name you picked? '''''Literature/{{Twilight}}?''''' Y'know I lived that idea first, right? (And my vampire was so much better.)"''
-->-- '''Smiling Jack''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''
->''"You listen to me, Twilight -- My god, is that really the name you picked? '''''Literature/{{Twilight}}?''''' Y'know I lived that idea first, right? (And my vampire was so much better.)"''
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-->-- '''Smiling Jack''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''
->''"You listen to me, Twilight -- My god, is that really the name you picked?
->''"[[Creator/JossWhedon Whedon]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer got it wrong]]."''
-->-- '''Topher''', ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}''
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->'''[[LooksLikeOrlok Yulric Bile]]:''' ''[laughing]'' So this is what we have become. Millennia of legend and lore, and now we appear to you as [[ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty mere adolescents]] [[VampiresAreSexGods at the height of beauty and bloom]]. Tell me, are all the stories of my kind thus? Are vampyrs always immortal champions with rosy cheeks and marble physiques?\\
'''Amanda:''' Sometimes they're bad.\\
'''Yulric Bile:''' ''[laughing even harder]'' [[SarcasmMode Indeed, sometimes we are bad]]. Seducing mortals for nefarious ends. Immortality. Beauty. Power. All rolled into a [[SoapOpera single drama]]. A pleasant fiction.\\
'''Amanda:''' Mostly.\\
'''Yulric Bile:''' Mostly? [[CursedWithAwesome Is there a downside to their existence]]? Is the curse of the Phantom [[{{Wangst}} having to choose between locks of gold or tresses of auburn]]?
-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
->''"I may mention, in passing, that the deadly pallor attributed to that sort of ''revenant'' is a mere melodramatic fiction."''
-->-- '''Laura''', ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
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->''"Oh God, I'm [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Pattinson]]!"''
-->-- '''Dean''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "[[Recap/SupernaturalS06E05LiveFreeOrTwiHard Live Free or Twi-Hard]]"
->'''Adam''': Wait! Vampires don't sparkle, do they?\\
'''Watch''': No! That would be stupid!
-->-- ''Series/{{Spooksville}}''
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-->-- '''Topher''', ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}''
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->'''[[LooksLikeOrlok Yulric Bile]]:''' ''[laughing]'' So this is what we have become. Millennia of legend and lore, and now we appear to you as [[ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty mere adolescents]] [[VampiresAreSexGods at the height of beauty and bloom]]. Tell me, are all the stories of my kind thus? Are vampyrs always immortal champions with rosy cheeks and marble physiques?\\
'''Amanda:''' Sometimes they're bad.\\
'''Yulric Bile:''' ''[laughing even harder]'' [[SarcasmMode Indeed, sometimes we are bad]]. Seducing mortals for nefarious ends. Immortality. Beauty. Power. All rolled into a [[SoapOpera single drama]]. A pleasant fiction.\\
'''Amanda:''' Mostly.\\
'''Yulric Bile:''' Mostly? [[CursedWithAwesome Is there a downside to their existence]]? Is the curse of the Phantom [[{{Wangst}} having to choose between locks of gold or tresses of auburn]]?
-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
->''"I may mention, in passing, that the deadly pallor attributed to that sort of ''revenant'' is a mere melodramatic fiction."''
-->-- '''Laura''', ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
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->''"Oh God, I'm [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Pattinson]]!"''
-->-- '''Dean''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "[[Recap/SupernaturalS06E05LiveFreeOrTwiHard Live Free or Twi-Hard]]"
->'''Adam''': Wait! Vampires don't sparkle, do they?\\
'''Watch''': No! That would be stupid!
-->-- ''Series/{{Spooksville}}''
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-->-- '''Dean''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Live Free or Twi-Hard"
->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]]:''' ''[hears knocking on the door]'' Hold on. ''[goes to the door]'' Who is it?\\
'''[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]]:''' Oh, you know. ''[[[MoreDakka Shoots Edward thirty-seven times through the door]]]'' A ''REAL'' fucking vampire!
-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' by Creator/TeamFourStar
-->-- '''Dean''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "Live Free or Twi-Hard"
->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]]:''' ''[hears knocking on the door]'' Hold on. ''[goes to the door]'' Who is it?\\
'''[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]]:''' Oh, you know. ''[[[MoreDakka Shoots Edward thirty-seven times through the door]]]'' A ''REAL'' fucking vampire!
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->''"Well, you can still be destroyed, but forget the books and the movies. Garlic? It's worthless. Cross? Pfft... shove it right up their asses. A stake? Only if it catches you in the heart, and then it just paralyzes you. Running water? Ah, that's no problem. I bathe... Occasionally."''
-->--
->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]]:''' ''[hears knocking on the door]'' Hold on. ''[goes to the door]'' Who is it?\\
'''[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]]:''' Oh, you know. ''[[[MoreDakka Shoots Edward thirty-seven times through the door]]]'' A ''REAL'' fucking vampire!
-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' by Creator/TeamFourStar
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-->-- '''Cysero''' (listing down [[http://www.aq.com/gamedesignnotes/blood-ancient-class-1737 vampire weaknesses]]), ''VideoGame/AdventureQuestWorlds''
->''"VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!"''
-->-- WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic (on the changes to Vampire Lore in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'')
->"''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that movie where angsty gay vampires do each other's makeup in high school, and instead of sunlight exploding them, it turns their skin into body glitter? I'm not judging you, man; [[SarcasmMode that's a really, really cool thing to enjoy.]]"
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, in response to Carlos Mencia tweeting that he enjoyed the film.
->''"VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!"''
-->-- WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic (on the changes to Vampire Lore in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'')
->"''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that movie where angsty gay vampires do each other's makeup in high school, and instead of sunlight exploding them, it turns their skin into body glitter? I'm not judging you, man; [[SarcasmMode that's a really, really cool thing to enjoy.]]"
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, in response to Carlos Mencia tweeting that he enjoyed the film.
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-->-- '''Cysero''' (listing down [[http://www.aq.com/gamedesignnotes/blood-ancient-class-1737 listing]] vampire weaknesses]]), weaknesses, ''VideoGame/AdventureQuestWorlds''
->''"VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!"''
->''"The Daywalker and all those other fictional bastards are all just shams and garbage. I'm the one and only true ancestor there is in this world. Don't lump me with them. They're just filthy imitations that you bastards dreamed up on your own. Immortals can't die. I can't be killed at night. In other words, this is what it means to excel at survival."''
-->--WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic (on the changes to Vampire Lore in ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'')
->"''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that movie where angsty gay vampires do each other's makeup in high school, and instead of sunlight exploding them, it turns their skin into body glitter? I'm not judging you, man; [[SarcasmMode that's a really, really cool thing to enjoy.]]"
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, in response to Carlos Mencia tweeting that he enjoyed the film.
'''Wilhelm Ehrenburg''', ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae''
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-->--
->"''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that movie where angsty gay vampires do each other's makeup in high school, and instead of sunlight exploding them, it turns their skin into body glitter? I'm not judging you, man; [[SarcasmMode that's a really, really cool thing to enjoy.]]"
-->-- Creator/{{Seanbaby}}, in response to Carlos Mencia tweeting that he enjoyed the film.
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->"''[[Creator/JossWhedon Whedon]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer got it wrong]].''"
-->-- '''Topher''', ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}''
->'''[[LooksLikeOrlok Yulric Bile]]:''' [''laughing''] So this is what we have become. Millennia of legend and lore, and now we appear to you as [[ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty mere adolescents]] [[VampiresAreSexGods at the height of beauty and bloom]]. Tell me, are all the stories of my kind thus? Are vampyrs always immortal champions with rosy cheeks and marble physiques?
->'''Amanda:''' Sometimes they're bad.
->'''Yulric Bile:''' [''laughing even harder''] [[SarcasmMode Indeed, sometimes we are bad]]. Seducing mortals for nefarious ends. Immortality. Beauty. Power. All rolled into a [[SoapOpera single drama]]. A pleasant fiction.
->'''Amanda:''' Mostly.
->'''Yulric Bile:''' Mostly? [[CursedWithAwesome Is there a downside to their existence]]? Is the curse of the Phantom [[{{Wangst}} having to choose between locks of gold or tresses of auburn]]?
-->--''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
-> '''Adam''': Wait! Vampires don't sparkle, do they?
-> '''Watch''': No! That would be stupid!
-->-- ''Series/{{Spooksville}}
->''I may mention, in passing, that the deadly pallor attributed to that sort of ''revenant'' is a mere melodramatic fiction.''
-->--'''Laura''', ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
->''The Daywalker and all those other fictional bastards are all just shams and garbage. I'm the one and only true ancestor there is in this world. Don't lump me with them. They're just filthy imitations that you bastards dreamed up on your own. Immortals can't die. I can't be killed at night. In other words, this is what it means to excel at survival.''
-->--'''Wilhelm Ehrenburg''', ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae''
-->-- '''Topher''', ''ComicBook/{{Runaways}}''
->'''[[LooksLikeOrlok Yulric Bile]]:''' [''laughing''] So this is what we have become. Millennia of legend and lore, and now we appear to you as [[ImmortalityBeginsAtTwenty mere adolescents]] [[VampiresAreSexGods at the height of beauty and bloom]]. Tell me, are all the stories of my kind thus? Are vampyrs always immortal champions with rosy cheeks and marble physiques?
->'''Amanda:''' Sometimes they're bad.
->'''Yulric Bile:''' [''laughing even harder''] [[SarcasmMode Indeed, sometimes we are bad]]. Seducing mortals for nefarious ends. Immortality. Beauty. Power. All rolled into a [[SoapOpera single drama]]. A pleasant fiction.
->'''Amanda:''' Mostly.
->'''Yulric Bile:''' Mostly? [[CursedWithAwesome Is there a downside to their existence]]? Is the curse of the Phantom [[{{Wangst}} having to choose between locks of gold or tresses of auburn]]?
-->--''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
-> '''Adam''': Wait! Vampires don't sparkle, do they?
-> '''Watch''': No! That would be stupid!
-->-- ''Series/{{Spooksville}}
->''I may mention, in passing, that the deadly pallor attributed to that sort of ''revenant'' is a mere melodramatic fiction.''
-->--'''Laura''', ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
->''The Daywalker and all those other fictional bastards are all just shams and garbage. I'm the one and only true ancestor there is in this world. Don't lump me with them. They're just filthy imitations that you bastards dreamed up on your own. Immortals can't die. I can't be killed at night. In other words, this is what it means to excel at survival.''
-->--'''Wilhelm Ehrenburg''', ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae''
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-->--
->'''[[LooksLikeOrlok Yulric Bile]]:''' [''laughing''] So this
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->''"''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is
->'''Amanda:''' Sometimes they're bad.
->'''Yulric Bile:''' [''laughing even harder'']
->'''Amanda:''' Mostly.
->'''Yulric Bile:''' Mostly? [[CursedWithAwesome Is there a downside
-->--''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
-> '''Adam''': Wait! Vampires don't sparkle, do they?
-> '''Watch''': No! That would be stupid!
-->--
->''I may mention,
-->--'''Laura''', ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
->''The Daywalker and all those other fictional bastards are all just shams and garbage. I'm
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->'''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]]:''' ''[hears knocking on the
'''[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]]:''' Oh, you
-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' by Creator/TeamFourStar
->''"VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!"''
-->-- '''The Nostalgia Critic''' (on the changes to
-->--'''Wilhelm Ehrenburg''', ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae''
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-->--'''Wilhelm Ehrenburg''', ''VisualNovel/DiesIrae''
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->''I may mention, in passing, that the deadly pallor attributed to that sort of ''revenant'' is a mere melodramatic fiction.''
-->--'''Laura''', ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
-->--'''Laura''', ''Literature/{{Carmilla}}''
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--> '''Watch''': No! That would be stupid!
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--> '''Watch''': No! That would be stupid!
-->-- ''Series/{{Spooksville}}