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->''Having sex could make a nice man out of the meanest!''
-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "I Just Had Sex"
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->''It's hard not to look all [[InvadedStatesOfAmerica all these war games about Russia invading America]] and not be reminded of fan-fiction. America is a fat teenage virgin lying on her front on her bed staring up at her [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward and Bella]] poster while crossing and uncrossing her ankles and dreamily writing creepy stories about having filthy monkey sex with the quiet, Eastern European boy down the road. And the child psychologist hired by her concerned parents gives the following advice: "What this girl needs is a good hard dicking!"
-->-- '''Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', "Review of ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps''"
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->There was spring, a man's love, his heat and his strength, his smell, the joy of taking and being taken, everything you don't know, that you're dying to know and never will. You must not be attractive in bed if your husband prefers boys.
-->--'''Marguerite de Bourgogne''' to Isabelle de France (her sister-in-law, married to the homosexual Edward II of England), ''Literature/TheAccursedKings''
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->'''ComicBook/DoctorFate:''' Order shall prevail!
->'''ComicBook/GreenArrow:''' You ''really'' need to get laid.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
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->'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' [[ReallySevenhundredYearsOld I'm 907 years old]]! Do you understand what that means?! \\
'''Amy:''' It's been a while? \\
'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, no, ''no!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flesh and Stone"
'''Amy:''' It's been a while? \\
'''The Eleventh Doctor:''' Ye-No, no, ''no!''
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Flesh and Stone"
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->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding {{WW2}}.''
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->''#228. I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding {{WW2}}.UsefulNotes/{{WW2}}.''
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-> ''"Honey, you need to get laid."''
-> ''"Why don't you speak a little louder, Lanie?" she whispered. "I don't think the guys in Canada were able to hear you."''
-> ''"Oh, I don't know," the gorgeous brown-haired waiter said as he stopped by their table. "They're probably headed south even as we speak."''
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheDarkHunters Fantasy Lover]]''
-> ''"Why don't you speak a little louder, Lanie?" she whispered. "I don't think the guys in Canada were able to hear you."''
-> ''"Oh, I don't know," the gorgeous brown-haired waiter said as he stopped by their table. "They're probably headed south even as we speak."''
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheDarkHunters Fantasy Lover]]''
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-->-- ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl''
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-->-- '''Lara Raith''', ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles White Night]]''
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-->-- '''Lara Raith''', ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles White Night]]''
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-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', to '''Miko Miyazaki''' following her fall.
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->This led directly into a new ''Uncanny ComicBook/XMen'', with Cyclops the mutant revolutionary rock star at its center. In a little over a decade, Scott Summers went from boring boy scout to jaw-dropping, unapologetic cover boy. All it took was a little kinky sex.
-->-- '''Rowan Kaiser''' [[https://medium.com/@RowanKaiser/how-i-learned-to-love-cyclops-and-his-sexy-sexy-butt-9bf878290bae#.9p7oyrv5m summing up]] Cyclops' post-2000s characterization
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->'''Woman Journalist:''' Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of [[CompensatingForSomething compensating for inferiority feelings?]]
->'''Ben Bowman:''' Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed? It would do you a lot of good.
-->-- ''The Eiger Sanction'' (1975)
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->''“Well, His Majesty knows because it happened on Avalon, and therefore he knows about it. And what he said and your reactions made it easy for me to figure it out. Congratulations, by the way. You both look so damn happy I’m envious all over again. You two both needed last night, I think. You’re practically glowing, and giving off a cloud of very specific pheromones so powerful I’m practically getting a contact high from standing downwind of you. Every Imperial here is going to be able to tell because of things like that. There’s also the hundred subtle cues of posture, facial expression, and body language that tell say, trained psychiatrists, for example, that things between you two are different from yesterday.”''
-->--'''Ching''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 43''
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''Can’t you see that my relationship is stable?''
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''I can see you hate the way we intermingle.''
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->''"Go ahead and try to hit me if you’re able.''
''Can’t you see that my relationship is stable?''
''I can see you hate the way we intermingle.''
''But I think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single.''
-->--'''[[spoiler:Garnet]]''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
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->Ha, the Shinji Effect. She is even being nice to Rei... She starts being nice to her in ''Manga/ReTake'' as well. Maybe banging Shinji makes her docile...
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->Ha, the Shinji Effect. She is even being nice to Rei... She starts being nice to her in ''Manga/ReTake'' as well. Maybe banging Shinji makes her docile...
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1347545/040/ commenter in chapter 6]]''
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1347545/040/ commenter in chapter 6]]''
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-> When I was a little lad,\\
So my mother told me,\\
That if I didn't kiss a girl\\
Me lips would all grow mouldy.
-->-- "Haul away Joe", a sea shanty
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-> ''"Connor, you should get out more. Go to a bar, meet a nice girl, life will seem a whole lot less confusing to you then."''
-->-- '''Nick Cutter''', ''{{Series/Primeval}}''
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->''"Ah, my favourite; the old 'You need to get laid'. Because, apparently, I've never had sex, and ''only'' people who had sex like poorly, lazily produced pop music. If I had known that, I would've never ever had sex in my life, but luckily, 'stupid' is not a sexually-transmitted disease, and I'm fine. I find this argument usually comes from people who are virgins themselves; people who believe 'sex solves ''everything''', because if they ever had sex, they know that it doesn't change the way you perceive music, movies, TV shows, sports, or anything else people like to use this argument for."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Buckley]]''' explaining why this is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op4kRRd9YbY not a valid argument for disagreeing with his worst song picks]].
-->--'''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Buckley]]''' explaining why this is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op4kRRd9YbY not a valid argument for disagreeing with his worst song picks]].
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->And so Fire Lord Sozin was left with a harem containing nothing but oversized pillows. \\
A week later he had drawn up a first draft of plans to conquer the world.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5146116/109/The-Ember-Island-Lighthouse-A-Beacon-of-Insanity The Ember Island Lighthouse: A Beacon of Insanity]]'' fic
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->''"This is the episode that seals the deal as far as Harry being a useless chump is concerned…he had the chance to get down and dirty with Seven of Nine but instead chose to [[SexIsEvil run away little a frightened little boy]]. Surely this guy cannot be any more wet? Every time Harry gets angry or upset like he does in sickbay when Tom [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad cracks some Borg jokes]] I always want to slap him around the face with a wet halibut. I can’t decide whether it is Garrett Wang’s performance or the character but he is so earnest about everything you just want to make him do something really bad to make sure he is definitely a human being. Only Harry Kim would have midnight inspiration about reconfiguring astrometric projectors! Most normal guys [[GeekyTurnOn just have a wank.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Revulsion"
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-->-- ''SassyGayFriend: ''WebVideo/SassyGayFriend: Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''
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->'''Iroh''': There are a lot of pretty girls here Zuko. You could settle down here, and you could have a blessed life. You don't have to continue this, Zuko.
->'''Zuko''': .We'll catch [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.
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->'''Iroh''': There are a lot of pretty girls here here, Zuko. You could settle down here, and you could have a blessed life. You don't have to continue this, Zuko.
->'''Zuko''': .We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.
->'''Zuko''': .We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.
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->''"On the other hand, maybe [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot all of this could have been avoided]] if you had just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't even tell me you'd be this tightly wound if you were receiving [[UnusualEuphemism Treasure Type O]] regularly."''
-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
-->-- '''Roy Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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->''"I really didn't come here looking to fight you... but if it's, er, it's some [[UnusualEuphemism one-on-one]] you want, I hear you have a ''great'' red light district."''
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'''Will''': "I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!"\\
'''Jack''': "You need to find yourself a girl, mate."
'''Will''': "I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!"\\
'''Jack''': "You need to find yourself a girl, mate."
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->'''Jack''': "Who Who makes all these [swords]?"\\
[swords]?\\
'''Will''':"I I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!"\\
day!\\
'''Jack''':"You You need to find yourself a girl, mate."
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->'''Iroh''': There are a lot of pretty girls here Zuko. You could settle down here, and you could have a blessed life. You don't have to continue this, Zuko.
->'''Zuko''': .We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.
-->-- ''Film/TheLastAirbender''
->'''Zuko''': .We'll catch him [the Avatar] soon, Uncle. Then we could think about the pretty girls.
-->-- ''Film/TheLastAirbender''
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->''"Good. Welcome back."''
->''"Good. Welcome back."''
