History Quotes / WorldWarIII

->"Armenia Radio answered: No, but the struggle for peace will reach such a degree that there will be no stone left staning upon another on the earth."

->"Radio [[UsefulNotes/{{Armenia}} Yerevan]] was asked: Will there be a third world war?"
->"Radio Yerevan answered: No, but the struggle for peace will reach such degree that there will be no stone left intact on the earth."

-->-- Probably [[http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/06/16/future-weapons/ not]] '''UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein'''.

-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein'''

->Some of you have come to believe zat I... like... var. I vish to dash zese rumors! I do not "like" var. I. ''Love.'' Var. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of var. You get up in ze morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down ze street in his Porsche. "Class war!" You make it to vork, und you find out zat ze annual drug test is today. Und you ''just'' so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's ''awful'' parents! "Drug war." But zen, you find out zat ze only ones being called in for testing are your black und Hispanic co-vorkers. "Race war!" Zen, you try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your friends start arguing about vat's right und vat's wrong! "FlameWar." You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "Vat's in the box?" "How much is vat's in the box vorth?" "Series/StorageWars." ''(chuckle) Hmm...'' Vat I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires, is zat I am a purveyor of war. And wis your help over ze years, ve are now at ze precipice of our true goal. You see, I vant a simple var. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars... Und ''certainly'', no ''[[UsefulNotes/ColdWar Cold Wars]]!'' [-Blueballed for 40 years...-] Vat I vant is a var zat only ve can bring. A true ''var!'' A ''German'' var! The sequel you've all been vaiting for! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT! WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!]]''

->Some of you have come to believe that I like war. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not like war. I LOVE war. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche. Class war. You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today. And you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. Drug war. But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. Race war. Then, you try to post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. FlameWar. You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets the box?" "What's in the box?" "How much is what's in the box worth?" Series/StorageWars. *chuckle* What I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the years, we are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple war. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars... Und certainly, no [[UsefulNotes/ColdWar Cold Wars]]! (Blueballed for 40 years.) What I want is a war that only we can bring. A true war! A German war! The sequel you've all been waiting for! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! WANT! WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!]]
-->-- The Major, WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged

-->-- The Major, HellsingUltimateAbridged

-->-- UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower

->[[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI The Great War]] was a war for [[ProudWarriorRace the viziers]], with [[LensmanArmsRace the mad pace of innovation]] outstripping the art of the battlefield. [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII The Second World War]] was a war for [[ProudWarriorRace the warriors]], as the mortals gained the knowledge to use their newfound weapons to greatest effect. When the world bleeds again, it will be a war for [[CourtMage the sorcerers]], and that blood will feed upon their magic.

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->''[After seeing a nuclear weapons test]'' "You can't have this kind of war. There just [[GonnaNeedMoreTrope aren't enough bulldozers]] to scrape the bodies off the streets."

-->-- DwightDEisenhower

-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''CallOfDutyBlackOps''

->''[After seeing a nuclear weapons test]'' "You can't have this kind of war. There just aren't enough bulldozers to scrape the bodies off the streets."
->-- DwightDEisenhower

->''[After seeing a nuclear weapons test]'' "You can't have this kind of war. There just won't be enough bulldozers to scrape the bodies off the streets."