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-> I don't think that dog is ever gonna catch that chicken.
-->-- '''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Victoria]]''' '''[[Creator/KatyMixon Flynn]]''', ''Series/MikeAndMolly'' "Mike's New Boots"
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->''"Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation a sad, depressing story]] about a'' pathetic ''Coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the ''futile'' pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly '''crushed''' and '''maimed'''! ''[[MoodWhiplash I hope you]] '''[[MoodWhiplash enjoy it]]'''!''"''
-->-- '''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic George Newman]]''', ''Film/{{UHF}}''
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''Then light the fuse of the cannon, which promptly explodes.''\\

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''Then light the fuse of to the cannon, which promptly explodes.''\\



''Got no insurance, I can't sign for claims with my paws.''\\

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''Got no insurance, I can't sign for the claims with my paws.''\\



''But I'm smarter, I'm stronger, and he's only fast,''\\

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''But I'm smarter, I'm stronger, and he's only merely fast,''\\



''.... Eureka! That's it!''\\

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''.... Eureka! ''Eureka! That's it!''\\
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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', ''Hare Breadth Hurry''

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-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', ''Hare Breadth Hurry''Hurry''

->''The land is burning and dry under hot desert skies.''\\
''My gut is churning but you won't see fear in my eyes.''\\
''Nothing to lose as I climb in and look to the roads,''\\
''Then light the fuse of the cannon, which promptly explodes.''\\
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''The blast sends me skyward and into free fall,''\\
''With one final thought as I head towards the wall:''\\
''I'll get that Road-Runner if it's the last thing I do.''\\
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''If Murphy's Laws are religion, I must be a saint.''\\
''What else explains semis bursting from tunnels I paint?''\\
''A thousand Rube Goldberg nightmares lie smashed in my garage --''\\
''How many falling pianos can that damn bird dodge?''\\
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''From magnetic birdseed to dynamite darts,''\\
''I could buy General Mills with what I spend on parts,''\\
''But I'll get that Road-Runner if it's the last thing I do.''\\
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''I should forget it, he's not big enough for a stew.''\\
''My line of credit with Acme is ten years past due.''\\
''Got no insurance, I can't sign for claims with my paws.''\\
''In vile durance for breaking most EPA laws.''\\
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''But my super genius will deal with that dunce,''\\
''Remember that I have to win only once,''\\
''And I'll get him someday -- perhaps I should try something new.''\\
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''My canyon compactor was perfect to echo my screams.''\\
''My backpack reactor worked fine, until I crossed the beams.''\\
''My bomb extender snapped back with the lit TNT.''\\
''My flying blender was just a tad quicker than me.''\\
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''But I'm smarter, I'm stronger, and he's only fast,''\\
''Let's hear him "beep beep" with his head up his ass,''\\
''And I'll get that Road-Runner if it's the last thing I do!''\\
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''.... Eureka! That's it!''\\
''EARTHQUAKE PILLS!!''
-->-- '''Music/TomSmith''', "Operation: Desert Storm"
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->''"Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation a sad, depressing story]] about a'' pathetic ''Coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the ''futile'' pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly '''crushed''' and '''maimed'''! ''I hope you '''enjoy it'''!''"''

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->''"Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation a sad, depressing story]] about a'' pathetic ''Coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the ''futile'' pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly '''crushed''' and '''maimed'''! ''I ''[[MoodWhiplash I hope you '''enjoy it'''!''"''you]] '''[[MoodWhiplash enjoy it]]'''!''"''
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-->-- '''BugsBunny''', ''Hare Breadth Hurry''

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-->-- '''BugsBunny''', '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', ''Hare Breadth Hurry''
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-->-- '''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic George Newman]]''', ''Film/{{UHF}}''

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-->-- '''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic George Newman]]''', ''Film/{{UHF}}''''Film/{{UHF}}''

-> Y'know, it's amazing the trouble this joker goes through to get a square meal.
-->-- '''BugsBunny''', ''Hare Breadth Hurry''
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->''"Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation a sad, depressing story]] about a pathetic Coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the ''futile'' pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly '''crushed''' and '''maimed'''! ''I hope you '''enjoy it'''!''"''

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->''"Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation a sad, depressing story]] about a a'' pathetic Coyote ''Coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the ''futile'' pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly '''crushed''' and '''maimed'''! ''I hope you '''enjoy it'''!''"''
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->''"Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation a sad, depressing story]] about a pathetic Coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the ''futile'' pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he's repeatedly '''crushed''' and '''maimed'''! ''I hope you '''enjoy it'''!''"''
-->-- '''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic George Newman]]''', ''Film/{{UHF}}''

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