1 | -> Y'know, it's amazing the trouble this joker goes through to get a square meal. |
2 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', ''Hare Breadth Hurry'' |
3 | |
4 | -> I don't think that dog is ever gonna catch that chicken. |
5 | -->-- '''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Victoria]]''' '''[[Creator/KatyMixon Flynn]]''', ''Series/MikeAndMolly'' "Mike's New Boots" |
6 | |
7 | ->''The land is burning and dry under hot desert skies.''\ |
8 | ''My gut is churning but you won't see fear in my eyes.''\ |
9 | ''Nothing to lose as I climb in and look to the roads,''\ |
10 | ''Then light the fuse to the cannon, which promptly explodes.''\ |
11 | \ |
12 | ''The blast sends me skyward and into free fall,''\ |
13 | ''With one final thought as I head towards the wall:''\ |
14 | ''I'll get that Road-Runner if it's the last thing I do.''\ |
15 | \ |
16 | ''If Murphy's Laws are religion, I must be a saint.''\ |
17 | ''What else explains semis bursting from tunnels I paint?''\ |
18 | ''A thousand Rube Goldberg nightmares lie smashed in my garage --''\ |
19 | ''How many falling pianos can that damn bird dodge?''\ |
20 | \ |
21 | ''From magnetic birdseed to dynamite darts,''\ |
22 | ''I could buy General Mills with what I spend on parts,''\ |
23 | ''But I'll get that Road-Runner if it's the last thing I do.''\ |
24 | \ |
25 | ''I should forget it, he's not big enough for a stew.''\ |
26 | ''My line of credit with Acme is ten years past due.''\ |
27 | ''Got no insurance, I can't sign the claims with my paws.''\ |
28 | ''In vile durance for breaking most EPA laws.''\ |
29 | \ |
30 | ''But my super genius will deal with that dunce,''\ |
31 | ''Remember that I have to win only once,''\ |
32 | ''And I'll get him someday -- perhaps I should try something new.''\ |
33 | \ |
34 | ''My canyon compactor was perfect to echo my screams.''\ |
35 | ''My backpack reactor worked fine, until I crossed the beams.''\ |
36 | ''My bomb extender snapped back with the lit TNT.''\ |
37 | ''My flying blender was just a tad quicker than me.''\ |
38 | \ |
39 | ''But I'm smarter, I'm stronger, and he's merely fast,''\ |
40 | ''Let's hear him "beep beep" with his head up his ass,''\ |
41 | ''And I'll get that Road-Runner if it's the last thing I do!''\ |
42 | \ |
43 | ''Eureka! That's it!''\ |
44 | ''EARTHQUAKE PILLS!!'' |
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