History Quotes / WhoWritesThisCrap

-->--'''Meta Knight''', ''Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa''

->''Look, it is Fire Dedede! Our hero! ...I would ''never'' say that.''

->'''Gwen''': What is this -- ''ScoobyDoo''?\\
'''Joe''' (watching): You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex with oral sex.]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/10/torchwood.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS2E4Meat}} "Meat"]]

->Jimmy, every half-baked TV series that runs out of ideas in the fourth or fifth season does their ‘sneak into prison dressed as an inmate’ show.
-->--'''Series/TheLoneGunmen''' on their way to prison, "Maximum Byers"

->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it: Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in ''your'' bed with ''your'' gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in ''your'' bathtub with ''your'' chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?
->'''[[SimilarSquad Max lookalike]]:''' See, that's just it! I wish it was that easy. I know it sounds crazy, but they weren't in on it alone! It's much BIGGER than that! Basically anyone who does home delivery is involved! The ''mailman''! And that means the '''government''' is involved! ...Gimmie a gun and set me loose, and I'll have this mess settled in no time!
->'''Cop:''' ''(to Max)'' Not now, Payne. I think I just cracked the crime of the century.
-->--''VideoGame/MaxPayne2''

''(the animator hands him the script)''\\

-->-- '''Julian''', ''DigimonRegenesis''

-->-- '''[[GIJoeARealAmericanHero Destro]]''', "Cobrathon", just before shooting his cue card to pieces

-->-- [[SelfDeprecation Hans Christian Andersen]], ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''

-->-- '''[[LargeHam Dr. Robotnik]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

-->-- '''[[Creator/TeamFourStar Chris Zito]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Nekopara}}'' Let's Play

-->--'''''VideoGame/MaxPayne 2'''''

->''"BRING ME THE '''''VILE CREATURE''''' WHO DREW THIS CARTOON!!!"''
-->-- '''[[LargeHam Dr. Ivo Robotnik]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

-->-- '''[[TeamFourStar Chris Zito]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Nekopara}}'' Let's Play

->''"Rosebud... yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[CountryMatters country goodness]] and [[HehHehYouSaidX green pea-ness]]. Wait, that's terrible, I quit."''

->''"Rosebud... yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and [[HehHehYouSaidX green pea-ness]]. Wait, that's terrible, I quit."''

-->-- '''Roger Wilco''', ''SpaceQuest 6''

->''"Gwen''': What is this -- ''ScoobyDoo''?\\
'''Joe''' (watching) You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex with oral sex.]]

->''"'What is this -- ''ScoobyDoo''?[='=]
->''You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' [[EveryoneHasLotsOfSex with oral sex.]]"''

->''"Man, who writes this guy's stuff?"''

->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it. Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in ''your'' bed with ''your'' gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in ''your'' bathtub with ''your'' chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?

->'''Cop:''' Okay, now I get it. Your wife and the pizza guy deviously conspired to set you up: they kill themselves in ''your'' bed with ''your'' gun, proceed to chop each other to pieces in ''your'' bathtub with ''your'' chainsaw, and finally lure you to the backyard where they patiently wait under the rosebush to inject you with V, and when you were helpless, they leak blood all over you and call the police. Anything more to add?\\
'''[[SimilarSquad Max lookalike]]:''' See, that's just it! I wish it was that easy. I know it sounds crazy, but they weren't in on it alone! It's much BIGGER than that! Basically anyone who does home delivery is involved! The ''mailman''! And that means the '''government''' is involved! ...Gimmie a gun and set me loose, and I'll have this mess settled in no time!\\
'''Cop:''' ''(to Max)'' Not now, Payne. I think I just cracked the crime of the century.

->''"'What is this - ''ScoobyDoo''?[='=]
->''You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' with oral sex."''

->''"'What is this - ''ScoobyDoo''?'
->You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's ''exactly'' what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' with oral sex."''

->''"'What is this - ''ScoobyDoo''?' -- You've been a part of Torchwood for over a year now, Gwen. That's exactly what this is. ''Scooby Doo'' with oral sex."''