History Quotes / WhatTheHellIsThatAccent

->''"I gave my actors a lot fo creative freedom; I put the idea in their head: Think of eight accents, and try to do ''all of them'' at the same time. I--I actually don't know what they're saying half the time, but it's very authentic."''

-> '''Watson''' (in his strange accent): Detective, I can't ''believe'' that you would barge into my home like this.\\
'''Obscurus Lupa''' (as Watson): "Detective, I can't ''believe'' how many accents I'm trying to pull off".

->''"Southern accents ''and'' Cajun accents is a [[SuckinessIsPainful test of endurance]] for even the die-hard ''[Chris]'' Claremont fan. Seriously, I grew up in South Carolina and took four years of French in high school, and I only know what these two jabronis are saying thirty, maybe forty percent of the time."''

->''"Southern accents ''and'' Cajun accents is a [[SuckinessIsPainful test of endurance ]]for even the die-hard ''[Chris]'' Claremont fan. Seriously, I grew up in South Carolina and took four years of French in high school, and I only know what these two jabronis are saying thirty, maybe forty percent of the time."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/ask-chris-44-the-worst-couples-in-comics/ on]] [[{{X-Men}} Rogue and Gambit]]

->''"Southern accents ''and'' Cajun accents is a test of endurance for even the die-hard Claremont fan. Seriously, I grew up in South Carolina and took four years of French in high school, and I only know what these two jabronis are saying thirty, maybe forty percent of the time."

->''"''Maximum Conviction'' is a 2012 action movie starring Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin and StevenSeagal. One looks like he’s carved out of granite and the other looks like he’s a partially-chewed gummy bear. I’ll let you guess which one is which. As an FYI, for some reason, Seagal speaks with [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent a sort-of Cajun accent]] in this movie. Shrug."''

->''"[[Creator/AlPacino Pacino]] has done many embarrassing things in his career and I have seen most of them. I also don’t engage in hyperbole (or at least I try to) so when I say what follows believe that I truly mean it. This is the most embarrassing thing Al Pacino has ever done. Ever! Yes, I am well aware of ''{{Film/Gigli}}''. EVER! Why is it so terrible? This is why I wish I could add some video clips because it is something you have to kind of experience to believe. However I will try to explain it as best I can. He has an accent in this movie. The best way I can describe it is a little Film/{{Scarface|1983}} with a bit of [[BrooklynRage the Bronx]] with a touch of stereotypical white actor playing an Indian. You know, “[[YouNoTakeCandle Me John...Big Tree!]]” Try your gruntiest Pacino voice as he repeats “Haw Ned...don’t choo drown on me Ned...haw Ned. I’M HOLDING CHOO NED!...Aw, aw Ned...I’m rockin’ ya like you was mah baby Ned...like you was mah liddle baby Ned. Feel me holdin’ you Ned? DON’T YOU LEGGO OF ME NED! Haw Ned...haaaaaw Ned...” and so on."''

->''"[[Creator/AlPacino Pacino]] has done many embarrassing things in his career and I have seen most of them. I also don’t engage in hyperbole (or at least I try to) so when I say what follows believe that I truly mean it. This is the most embarrassing thing Al Pacino has ever done. Ever! Yes, I am well aware of ''{{Film/Gigli}}''. EVER! Why is it so terrible? This is why I wish I could add some video clips because it is something you have to kind of experience to believe. However I will try to explain it as best I can. He has an accent in this movie. The best way I can describe it is a little {{Film/Scarface}} with a bit of [[BrooklynRage the Bronx]] with a touch of stereotypical white actor playing an Indian. You know, “[[YouNoTakeCandle Me John...Big Tree!]]” Try your gruntiest Pacino voice as he repeats “Haw Ned...don’t choo drown on me Ned...haw Ned. I’M HOLDING CHOO NED!...Aw, aw Ned...I’m rockin’ ya like you was mah baby Ned...like you was mah liddle baby Ned. Feel me holdin’ you Ned? DON’T YOU LEGGO OF ME NED! Haw Ned...haaaaaw Ned...” and so on."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/05/12/revolution-hugh-hudson-1985/ on]] ''Revolution'' (1985)

->'''Chris''': Don’t even pretend that you don’t love Christopher Lambert.\\
'''Matt''': I won’t and I never will! He’s the thinking man’s funny-accented action hero.\\
'''Chris''': Them’s fightin’ words.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/street-fighter-movie-review-raul-julia/ on]] ''Film/MortalKombat''

-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxAZD7Wr_M "After Earth - M. Knight Shyamalan Deleted Commentary"]]

->''"[[Creator/AlPacino Pacino]] has done many embarrassing things in his career and I have seen most of them. I also don’t engage in hyperbole (or at least I try to) so when I say what follows believe that I truly mean it. This is the most embarrassing thing Al Pacino has ever done. Ever! Yes, I am well aware of ''{{Film/Gigli}}''. EVER! Why is it so terrible? This is why I wish I could add some video clips because it is something you have to kind of experience to believe. However I will try to explain it as best I can. He has an accent in this movie. The best way I can describe it is a little {{Film/Scarface}} with a bit of the Bronx with a touch of stereotypical white actor playing an Indian. You know, “Me John...Big Tree!” Try your gruntiest Pacino voice as he repeats “Haw Ned...don’t choo drown on me Ned...haw Ned. I’M HOLDING CHOO NED!...Aw, aw Ned...I’m rockin’ ya like you was mah baby Ned...like you was mah liddle baby Ned. Feel me holdin’ you Ned? DON’T YOU LEGGO OF ME NED! Haw Ned...haaaaaw Ned...” and so on."''

->''He's one of the World's Saviours, and appears to be Bartholio's closest ally, but not much else is known about him. He speaks in a bizarre accent; I have honestly no idea what it's supposed to be and I bet you don't either.''
--> -- '''Vennie Vidi Ae-Vicci''''s character blurb, ''VideoGame/{{MARDEK}}''

->''"I gave my actors a lot fo creative freedom; I put the idea in their head: Think of eight accents, and try to do ''all of them'' at the same time. I--I actually don't know what they're saying half the time, but it's very authentic."''
-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxAZD7Wr_M "After Earth - M. Knight Shyamalan Deleted Commentary"]]

->''We hear a very old [[Creator/AlPacino Pacino]] grunt out now “They took mah trappins’ and mah boat and fur wha? Liberty? We just traded a King for a Congress...I just want no part.” Pacino has done many embarrassing things in his career and I have seen most of them. I also don’t engage in hyperbole (or at least I try to) so when I say what follows believe that I truly mean it. This is the most embarrassing thing Al Pacino has ever done. Ever! Yes, I am well aware of ''{{Film/Gigli}}''. EVER! Why is it so terrible? This is why I wish I could add some video clips because it is something you have to kind of experience to believe. However I will try to explain it as best I can. He has an accent in this movie. The best way I can describe it is a little {{Film/Scarface}} with a bit of the Bronx with a touch of stereotypical white actor playing an Indian. You know, “Me John...Big Tree!” Try your gruntiest Pacino voice as he repeats “Haw Ned...don’t choo drown on me Ned...haw Ned. I’M HOLDING CHOO NED!...Aw, aw Ned...I’m rockin’ ya like you was mah baby Ned...like you was mah liddle baby Ned. Feel me holdin’ you Ned? DON’T YOU LEGGO OF ME NED! Haw Ned...haaaaaw Ned...” and so on.''

->''"I gave my actors a lot fo creative freedom; I put the idea in their head: Think of eight accents, and try to do ''all of them'' at the same time. I--I actually don't know what they're saying half the time, but it's very authentic.""''

-> '''Watson''' (in his strange accent): Detective, I can't ''believe'' that you would barge into my home like this.
-> '''Obscurus Lupa''' (as Watson): "Detective, I can't ''believe'' how many accents I'm trying to pull off".
--> -- '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' reviews ''RazorSharpe''.

-> He's one of the World's Saviours, and appears to be Bartholio's closest ally, but not much else is known about him. He speaks in a bizarre accent; I have honestly no idea what it's supposed to be and I bet you don't either.

->'''Detective Garfield:''' "You talk funny Nash. Where you from?"
->'''"Russel Nash":''' "Lots of different places."

-->-- During the police interrogation of antique dealer Russel Nash (actually the immortal Connor MacLeod), ''Film/{{Highlander}}''

-->-- During the police interrogation of antique dealer Russel Nash (actually the immortal Connor MacLeod), ''Film/{{Highlander}}

--> -- '''Vennie Vidi Ae-Vicci''''s character blurb, ''{{Mardek}}''

--> -- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Obscurus Lupa]]''' reviews ''RazorSharpe''.

-> '''[[PlayfulHacker Scratch]]''': Look, where the hell are you ''from?'' Your accent is all over the place.
-> '''[[FriendlySniper Wolf]]''': Umm... ''Europe?''
-> '''Scratch''': Oh. Really? I would have said ''Texas.''
->''A bit later''
->'''Wolf!Decoy Octopus''': Oh, oui, vell you see, mein accent ist so veird and mixed up zat sometime I moiself am forgetting how I say tings.
--> -- ''TheLastDaysOfFoxhound''

and a bit later
-> Wolf!Decoy Octopus: Oh, oui, vell you see, mein accent ist so veird and mixed up zat sometime I moiself am forgetting how I say tings.

-> '''Boy on Plane''': Did you have a nightmare? My mommy says that there's nothing to be afraid of in the dark.
-> '''Linkara''': (mocking the boy) My mommy also says I should pick an accent before I act.
--> -- TheNostalgiaCritic, [[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] and [[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] review ''Film/AloneInTheDark''

--> -- TheLastDaysOfFoxhound

->- '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Obscurus Lupa]]''' reviews ''RazorSharpe''.

-> '''Vennie Vidi Ae-Vicci''''s character blurb, ''{{Mardek}}''

-> '''[[PlayfulHacker Scratch]]:''' Look, where the hell are you ''from?'' Your accent is all over the place.
-> '''[[FriendlySniper Wolf]]:''' Umm... ''Europe?''
-> '''Scratch:''' Oh. Really? I would have said ''Texas.''
->- TheLastDaysOfFoxhound

-> '''Vennie Vidi Ae-Vicci''''s character blurb, ''{{Mardek}}''