History Quotes / VillainDecay

->''"Creator/CateBlanchett is cutting bitches with those [[EvilEyebrows sharpened shiv brows]]... I just hope that she stays regally cunty from beginning to end and doesn’t pull a {{Film/Maleficent}} (SPOILER ALERT) by growing a heart. It’s always a sad day for bitches when an iconic villain starts feeling things.

->''"And that's how Jason Took Manhattan. I guess he didn't really TAKE Manhattan, so much as...I don't know. Annoy it briefly? Strolled through it for about 3 minutes without hurting anybody? And then got killed in a really embarrassing fashion that doesn't make any sense? Heck he barely made an impact on Manhattan. What are the papers bound to say if they even run the story? '[[AC:JASON VOORHEES GOES ON RAMPAGE: [[WorstNewsJudgementEver DESTROYS BOOMBOX]], NOBODY HURT.]]'"''

'''Rich''': Look, guys. Boba Fett is cool ''because'' he's mysterious. If they make a money about, then it kinda ruins ''all'' of that.\\

Look, guys. Boba Fett is cool ''because'' he's mysterious. If they make a money about, then it kinda ruins ''all'' of that.\\

->So Scarecrow and Arkham knight have joined forces to destroy Batman and it seems that the method they have chosen to do so is to '''[[BondVillainStupidity BORE]]''' him to death! What the fuck happened to the Scarecrow who was the highlight of [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum the first game]]? that cackling, energetic, genuinely ''scary'' motherfucker who’d secretly slip you Fear Gas, so you only knew he was around because all the chandeliers start looking like your father’s willy? He was a guy who '''acted'''!

->So Scarecrow and Arkham knight have joined forces to destroy Batman and it seems that the method they have chosen to do so is to '''[[OrcusOnHisThrone BORE]]''' him to death! What the fuck happened to the Scarecrow who was the highlight of [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum the first game]]? that cackling, energetic, genuinely ''scary'' motherfucker who’d secretly slip you Fear Gas, so you only knew he was around because all the chandeliers start looking like your father’s willy? He was a guy who '''acted'''!

->Dracula does not '''tussle with [[TheGoomba the groundlings]]''' like a terrier at a bear-baiting!\\\
Dracula does not do '''[[StealthBasedMission mandatory stealth sections!]]'''\\\
Dracula does not '''{{fetch quest}}!'''\\\
Dracula is the guy at [[EvilOverlord the far end of an army of minions]], [[SlouchOfVillainy slouched on a throne]], [[AGlassOfChianti tossing expensive wine glasses]] aside like he '''couldn't give two licks of a used tampon''' for whoever has to shampoo the carpet!
-->--'''''WesternAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaLordsOfShadow2''

->''"The real crowning glory of this shit-show, however, is when Pyramid Head basically becomes a Pokémon summoned to do battle for the good guys against some last-minute, contrived CliveBarker rip-off crap. She just ''chooses him'' to do battle at the end, and there's no good reason for it! No good reason for any of it! At all!"''

->It could--and will--be argued that this was the first huge mistake [[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bischoff]] made with regard to the booking of the Wrestling/NewWorld/Order story line. Before, the [=nWo=] consisted of top-tier guys in the industry. Now, it was being watered down considerably as wrestlers who had been [[TheGarfunkel nowhere near the top of the card]] gained easy entry into the previously elite group.

->I never quite understood how the Jackal came to this '[[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]]/[[MesACrowd replace all humans with clones]]' scheme. This came out of nowhere, and is just so far removed from the original concept of the Jackal. And the scheme itself is [[MissingStepsPlan just so ludicrous]]... The Jackal was so ruined as a character by this point that he can now only be considered 'damaged goods.' I sincerely believe that it will be a VERY long time before we ever see him again, [[ComicBook/SpiderIsland if indeed we ever do.]]

->To go from [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm complex ideas destroying worlds]] to one half of Music/TenaciousD acting like a dick-mule!

->''"The real crowning glory of this shit-show, however, is when Pyramid Head basically becomes a Pokémon summoned to do battle for the good guys against some last-minute, contrived CliveBarker rip-off ''crap''. She just '''chooses''' him to do battle at the end, and there's no good reason for it! No good reason for any of it! At all!"''

->After ten movies, {{ComicBook/Thanos}} has become the [[Advertising/TrixRabbit Trix rabbit]] of supervillains. ''"Silly Thanos, Infinity Stones are for anyone other than you."'' ...After ten movies, Thanos only has his space chair and a voice that sounds a lot like Brandon from ''Film/TheGoonies.'' Perhaps this is why these are called Infinity Stones, because it will take an infinite amount of movies for Thanos to ever obtain one.
-->--'''Mike Ryan''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/thanos-infinty-stone/ "Thanos is Really Bad at Being a Supervillain"]]

->It is a nice idea to be able to play Dracula. I look forward to the game ''that allows us to do so'', other than the shirtless, mopey pantywaist presented for us here. Despite [[InformedAttribute the constant lip service]] to him being 'The Prince of Darkness', all the ''creatures'' of darkness are trying to kill ''him'' as well.\\\
Dracula does not '''tussle with [[TheGoomba the groundlings]]''' like a terrier at a bear-baiting!\\\

->In the first film, the Nothing was an abstract entity. In the second film, the Emptiness was the human form of dying imagination. In this film, it's literally just a bunch of bullies named "the Nasties"? How fucking uninspiring is that? To go from [[YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm complex ideas destroying worlds]] to one half of Music/TenaciousD acting like a dick-mule! Boy, they keep upping the ante, don't they.

->After ten movies, {{ComicBook/Thanos}} has become the [[Advertising/TrixRabbit Trix rabbit]] of supervillains. ''"Silly Thanos, Infinity Stones are for anyone other than you."'' So far, we have been introduced to three (maybe four, depending on who you talk to) Infinity Stones and one [[Film/TheAvengers is safely on Asgard]], one [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy is safely on Xandar, one is with The Collector]], and another (maybe) [[Film/CaptainAmericatheWinterSoldier is with Baron von Strucker]]. After ten movies, Thanos only has his space chair and a voice that sounds a lot like Brandon from ''Film/TheGoonies.'' Perhaps this is why these are called Infinity Stones, because it will take an infinite amount of movies for Thanos to ever obtain one....Watching Thanos fail at obtaining an Infinity Stone has become as common as watching [[Series/TheDukesOfHazzard the Duke boys once again thwart Boss Hogg]]. And the thing is, it’s fun to watch the good guys win -- and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win -- but now I’ve started to feel [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain a legitimate amount of sympathy for Thanos]]. Would it kill the universe just to let the guy have one Stone? I mean, it has been ten movies. What would one Stone hurt? Perhaps this is why EdgarWright left ''Film/AntMan''? Maybe his grand idea was for poor Thanos to finally get himself a Stone. ''"Sorry, Edgar, that’s just never going to happen. [[GetOut We have to let you go now for even suggesting such a thing.]]"''\\\
In all seriousness, it is funny to take stock of where all of the Stones are at this point and realize that after 20 hours of movie time, Thanos has managed to collect zero of them. (And he may have had one, but he gave that one to Loki, which just makes this all the worse if true: That would mean he’s actually ''down'' a Stone over the course of ten movies.) And, yes, I realize that by the time we see Thanos as the rumored marquee villain in ''The Avengers 3: Please Let Me Have An Infinity Stone, Love Thanos'', he’ll probably have all of the Stones. And, to be honest, by that point, [[RootingForTheEmpire I might be rooting for him]]. His determination should be celebrated.

->...in less than two and a half years, Roger Delgado appears in thirty-nine episodes of ''Doctor Who''. In comparison, Vicki only appears in thirty-eight episodes total, and in the twenty-five months after their first appearances the Daleks and Cybermen appeared in thirty-two and twenty-six episodes respectively. While I love Delgado’s Master, the fact remains that this is a staggering level of frequency for one villain played by one actor.\\\
One result of this is that, inevitably, and with no particular story being at fault, the Master has gone from being a character who transgresses against the narrative and throws it into chaos to being virtually [[TheUsualAdversaries the most predictable character on the show]]... the Master, because he always needs to be defeated, has been trapped in an increasingly small set of schemes. As we feared when it happened, there was nowhere to go but down once [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E5TheDaemons}} he summoned the Devil.]]

->[[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bischoff]] the character was given leadership in the story lines of the Wrestling/NewWorldOrder...His first order of business was to give WCW wrestlers a chance to join the most prestigious and elite organization the wrestling industry had ever seen, via a membership drive for the New World Order. Effectively, he was telling the entire roster that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs they were either with them or against them]]. This led several WCW mid-carders--Big Bubba, Scott Norton, Michael Wallstreet, and others--to jump ship and join the heel conglomerate. It could--and will--be argued that this was the first huge mistake Bischoff made with regard to the booking of the New World Order story line. Before, the [=nWo=] consisted of top-tier guys in the industry. Now, it was being watered down considerably as wrestlers who had been [[TheGarfunkel nowhere near the top of the card]] gained easy entry into the previously elite group.

->I want to talk a little bit about the Borg who began their life as the biggest badass villains that ''Trek'' had ever seen. They were a genuinely ghoulish creation with a visual hook that emphasised the idea of the walking dead and the emotional resonance that these were people who were turned into machines against their will. With their simple yet utterly distinctive ships, a creed that was terrifying and a catchphrase to die for they were the best thought through race of nasties I had seen in science fiction in an age (and as far as ''Trek'' is concerned only the various ranks of [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the Dominion]] come close to topping their early appearances). However this being ''Trek'' it wasn’t long before some numpty decided to humanise them...Some bright spark in the ''Voyager'' office probably thought ''"[[YoungerAndHipper How about a bunch of Borg kids attacking the ship?]]"'' and Brannon Braga’s eyes lit up. Clearly this production team is way past their creative best now (for Braga it was around ''TNG'' season seven and yet ''Trek'' would have to endure [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise five more years of him]]) and as for the Borg? ''Beyond'' redemption. So naturally there are two more two-part spectaculars that feature them which take that nailed down coffin deep into the Earth and well and truly bury it. Congratulations ''Voyager'', you’ve gutted the franchise of one of its greatest foes.

->So what if he's Superman's #1 nemesis. So what if Michael Rosenbaum [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously did a spectacular job]] playing him. He [[DroppedABridgeOnHim died like a chump]] and didn't really accomplish much as a supervillain. All of his world domination schemes were immediately suspect when we saw how much time they spent on him [[VillainsOutShopping operating a coffee shop]]... His grandiose schemes, so well-developed in the comics, came off as one-episode hits in Smallville, mostly [[OrcusOnHisThrone hanging around the house drinking]] and having staring contests with Clark. Also, he gets knocked out more than most boxers, and [[TapOnTheHead usually by one punch.]]

'''Dracula does not tussle with [[TheGoomba the groundlings]] like a terrier at a bear-baiting!\\\
Dracula does not do [[StealthBasedMission mandatory stealth sections!]]\\\
Dracula does not {{fetch quest}}!'''\\\

Dracula does not tussle with [[TheGoomba the groundlings]] like a terrier at a bear-baiting!\\\

Dracula does not {{fetch quest}}!\\\
Dracula is the guy at [[EvilOverlord the far end of an army of minions]], [[SlouchOfVillainy slouched on a throne]], [[AGlassOfChianti tossing expensive wine glasses]] aside like he couldn't give two licks of a used tampon for whoever has to shampoo the carpet!

->[[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bischoff]] the character was given leadership in the story lines of the Wrestling/NewWorldOrder...His first order of business was to give WCW wrestlers a chance to join the most prestigious and elite organization the wrestling industry had ever seen, via a membership drive for the New World Order. Effectively, he was telling the entire roster that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs they were either with them or against them]]. This led several WCW mid-carders--Big Bubba, Scott Norton, Michael Wallstreet, and others--to jump ship and join the heel conglomerate. It could--and will--be argued that this was the first huge mistake Bischoff made with regard to the booking of the New World Order story line. Before, the [=nWo=] consisted of top-tier guys in the industry. Now, it was being watered down considerably as wrestlers who had been [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg nowhere near the top of the card]] gained easy entry into the previously elite group.

->So what if he's Superman's #1 nemesis. So what if Michael Rosenbaum [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously did a spectacular job]] playing him. He [[DroppedABridgeOnHim died like a chump]] and didn't really accomplish much as a supervillain. All of his world domination schemes were immediately suspect when we saw how much time they spent on him [[VillainsOutShopping operating a coffee shop]]... His grandiose schemes, so well-developed in the comics, came off as one-episode hits in ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', mostly [[OrcusOnHisThrone hanging around the house drinking]] and having staring contests with Clark. Also, he gets knocked out more than most boxers, and [[TapOnTheHead usually by one punch.]]
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/09/the_5_best_and_5_worst_dc_supervillains_on_smallvi.php?page=2 "The 5 Best (and 5 Worst) DC Supervillains on "Smallville"]]

->I want to talk a little bit about the Borg who began their life as the biggest badass villains that ''Trek'' had ever seen. They were a genuinely ghoulish creation with a visual hook that emphasised the idea of the walking dead and the emotional resonance that these were people who were turned into machines against their will. With their simple yet utterly distinctive ships, a creed that was terrifying and a catchphrase to die for they were the best thought through race of nasties I had seen in science fiction in an age (and as far as ''Trek'' is concerned only the various ranks of [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the Dominion]] come close to topping their early appearances). However this being ''Trek'' it wasn’t long before some numpty decided to humanise them...…Some bright spark in the ''Voyager'' office probably thought ''"[[YoungerAndHipper how about a bunch of Borg kids attacking the ship?]]"'' and Brannon Braga’s eyes lit up. Clearly this production team is way past their creative best now (for Braga it was around ''TNG'' season seven and yet ''Trek'' would have to endure [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise five more years of him]]) and as for the Borg? ''Beyond'' redemption. So naturally there are two more two-part spectaculars that feature them which take that nailed down coffin deep into the Earth and well and truly bury it. Congratulations ''Voyager'', you’ve gutted the franchise of one of its greatest foes.

->I want to talk a little bit about the Borg who began their life as the biggest badass villains that ''Trek'' had ever seen. They were a genuinely ghoulish creation with a visual hook that emphasised the idea of the walking dead and the emotional resonance that these were people who were turned into machines against their will. With their simple yet utterly distinctive ships, a creed that was terrifying and a catchphrase to die for they were the best thought through race of nasties I had seen in science fiction in an age (and as far as ''Trek'' is concerned only the various ranks of [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the Dominion]] come close to topping their early appearances). However this being ''Trek'' it wasn’t long before some numpty decided to humanise them...And now we are introduced to the latest band of Borg drones: that’s right it’s [[YoungerAndHipper a bunch of kiddie wink automatons]] and new friends for Naomi Wildman to play with! This is absolutely the final nail in the coffin as far as the Borg are concerned…Some bright spark in the ''Voyager'' office probably thought ‘how about a bunch of Borg kids attacking the ship?’ and [[MerchandiseDriven Brannon Braga’s eyes lit up]]. Clearly this production team is way past their creative best now (for Braga it was around ''TNG'' season seven and yet ''Trek'' would have to endure [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise five more years of him]]) and as for the Borg? ''Beyond'' redemption. So naturally there are [[TheUsualAdversaries two more two part spectaculars that feature them]] which take that nailed down coffin deep into the Earth and well and truly bury it. Congratulations ''Voyager'', you’ve gutted the franchise of one of its greatest foes.

->[[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bischoff]] the character was given leadership in the story lines of the Wrestling/NewWorldOrder...His first order of business was to give WCW wrestlers a chance to join the most prestigious and elite organization the wrestling industry had ever seen, via a membership drive for the New World Order. Effectively, he was telling the entire roster that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs they were either with them or against them]]. This led several WCW mid-carders--Big Bubba, Scott Norton, Michael Wallstreet, and others--to jump ship and join the heel conglomerate. It could--and will--be argued that this was the first huge mistake Bischoff made with regard to the booking of the New World Order story line. Before, the [=nWo=] consisted of top-tier guys in the industry. Now, it was being watered down considerably as wrestlers who had been nowhere near the top of the card [[TheUsualAdversaries gained easy entry into the previously elite group.]]

->So what if he's Superman's #1 nemesis. So what if Michael Rosenbaum [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously did a spectacular job]] playing him. He [[DroppedABridgeOnHim died like a chump]] and didn't really accomplish much as a supervillain. All of his world domination schemes were immediately suspect when we saw how much time they spent on him [[VillainsOutShopping operating a coffee shop]]... His grandiose schemes, so well-developed in the comics, came off as one-episode hits in ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', mostly [[OrcusOnHisThrone hanging around the house drinking]] and having staring contests with Clark. Also, he gets knocked out more than most boxers, and [[TapOnTheHead usually by one punch.]]"''

->[[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bischoff]] the character was given leadership in the story lines of the Wrestling/NewWorldOrder...His first order of business was to give WCW wrestlers a chance to join the most prestigious and elite organization the wrestling industry had ever seen, via a membership drive for the New World Order. Effectively, he was telling the entire roster that [[WithUsOrAgainstUs they were either with them or against them]]. This led several WCW mid-carders--Big Bubba, Scott Norton, Michael Wallstreet, and others--to jump ship and join the heel conglomerate. It could--and will--be argued that this was the first huge mistake Bischoff made with regard to the booking of the New World Order story line. Before, the [=nWo=] consisted of top-tier guys in the industry. Now, it was being watered down considerably as wrestlers who had been nowhere near the top of the card gained easy entry into the previously elite group.

->It is a nice idea to be able to play Dracula. I look forward to the game ''[[BaitAndSwitchComment that allows us to do so]]'', other than the shirtless, mopey pantywaist presented for us here. Despite the [[InformedAbility constant lip service]] to him being 'The Prince of Darkness', all the ''creatures'' of darkness are trying to kill ''him'' as well.\\\

->It is a nice idea to be able to play Dracula. I look forward to the game ''[[BaitAndSwitchComment that allows us to do so]]'', other than the shirtless, mopey pantywaist presented for us here. Despite the [[InformedAbility constant lip service]] to him being 'The Prince of Darkness', all the ''creatures'' of darkness are trying to kill ''him'' as well.
->Dracula does not tussle with [[TheGoomba the groundlings]] like a terrier at a bear-baiting!
->Dracula does not do [[StealthBasedMission mandatory stealth sections!]]
->Dracula does not {{fetch quest}}!
->Dracula is the guy at [[EvilOverlord the far end of an army of minions]], [[SlouchOfVillainy slouched on a throne]], [[AGlassOfChianti tossing expensive wine glasses]] aside like he couldn't give two licks of a used tampon for whoever has to shampoo the carpet!

->After ten movies, {{Thanos}} has become the [[Advertising/TrixRabbit Trix rabbit]] of supervillains. 'Silly Thanos, Infinity Stones are for anyone other than you.' So far, we have been introduced to three (maybe four, depending on who you talk to) Infinity Stones and one [[Film/TheAvengers is safely on Asgard]], one [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy is safely on Xandar, one is with The Collector]], and another (maybe) [[Film/CaptainAmericatheWinterSoldier is with Baron von Strucker]]. After ten movies, Thanos only has his space chair and a voice that sounds a lot like Brandon from ''Film/TheGoonies.'' Perhaps this is why these are called Infinity Stones, because it will take an infinite amount of movies for Thanos to ever obtain one....Watching Thanos fail at obtaining an Infinity Stone has become as common as watching [[Series/TheDukesOfHazzard the Duke boys once again thwart Boss Hogg]]. And the thing is, it’s fun to watch the good guys win – and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win – but now I’ve started to feel [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain a legitimate amount of sympathy for Thanos]]. Would it kill the universe just to let the guy have one Stone? I mean, it has been ten movies. What would one Stone hurt? Perhaps this is why EdgarWright left ''Film/AntMan''? Maybe his grand idea was for poor Thanos to finally get himself a Stone. 'Sorry, Edgar, that’s just never going to happen. We have to [[GetOut let you go now]] for even suggesting such a thing.'
->In all seriousness, it is funny to take stock of where all of the Stones are at this point and realize that after 20 hours of movie time, Thanos has managed to collect zero of them. (And he may have had one, but he gave that one to Loki, which just makes this all the worse if true: That would mean he’s actually ''down'' a Stone over the course of ten movies.) And, yes, I realize that by the time we see Thanos as the rumored marquee villain in ''The Avengers 3: Please Let Me Have An Infinity Stone, Love Thanos'', he’ll probably have all of the Stones. And, to be honest, by that point, [[RootingForTheEmpire I might be rooting for him]]. His determination should be celebrated.

->...in less than two and a half years, Roger Delgado appears in thirty-nine episodes of ''Doctor Who''. In comparison, Vicki only appears in thirty-eight episodes total, and in the twenty-five months after their first appearances the Daleks and Cybermen appeared in thirty-two and twenty-six episodes respectively. While I love Delgado’s Master, the fact remains that this is a staggering level of frequency for one villain played by one actor.
->One result of this is that, inevitably, and with no particular story being at fault, the Master has gone from being a character who transgresses against the narrative and throws it into chaos to being virtually [[TheUsualAdversaries the most predictable character on the show]]... the Master, because he always needs to be defeated, has been trapped in an increasingly small set of schemes. As we feared when it happened, there was nowhere to go but down once [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E5TheDaemons}} he summoned the Devil.]]
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/08/sound-of-empires-toppling-frontier-in.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS10E3FrontierInSpace}} "Frontier in Space"]])

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Collective"

->In the first film, the Nothing was [[EldritchAbomination an abstract entity]]. In the second film, the Emptiness was [[AnthropomorphicPersonification the human form of dying imagination]]. In this film, it's literally just a bunch of bullies named "[[AccidentalInnuendo the Nasties]]"? How fucking uninspiring is that?! To go from complex ideas destroying worlds to [[Creator/JackBlack one half]] of Music/TenaciousD acting like a dick-mule! [[SarcasmMode Boy, they keep upping the ante, don't they]]?
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', in his review of ''[[Film/TheNeverendingStory The Neverending Story III: Escape From Fantasia]]''

->My dear Spencer... [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen how the mighty have fallen]]. Your Umbrella has folded and now you have become a fugitive in the same world you once sought to control.

->My dear Spencer... how the mighty have fallen. Your Umbrella has folded and now you have become a fugitive in the same world you once sought to control.

!!!Quotes from works

->''"There was a time, when I was a young man, the mere mention of the Klingon Empire made worlds tremble. Now, our warriors are [[ChefOfIron opening restaurants]] and serving ''racht'' to the grandchildren of men I slaughtered in battle."''

->'''Messy''': You may have beaten us this time! And you may have beaten us last time!\\
'''Lame''': And you'll beat us next time! And the time after that! And the five times... um, what was our point again?!
-->-- '''''Magazine/{{MAD}}''''', ''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} "Hokéycon"]]''

->''I see a Nine Inch Nails video. I see an NBC Mystery Movie of the Week. I see a video game politicians decry in order to win voters. I see Dante being ripped off for the umpteenth time in the course of history. But most of all... I see that you haven't achieved anything the humans haven't already thought of before. You and the other Dark Generals have been at this for so long that it stopped being original centuries ago. The Yamiko used to be fear itself... gloriously pure and horrible. Now you're just another thing to be afraid of.''

->''Wotch! You've foiled my plans for the last time! You've turned my own minions against me, but who needs them! Plan #340 will spell my triumph!''

->''You're not the 'BigBad' anymore. You're not even the 'Kind Of Naughty'.''

->'''Icy''': What's going on here?\\
'''Darcy''': It looks like monkey in the middle.\\
'''Icy''': And Baltor's the monkey.
-->--''WesternAnimation/WinxClub''

->''"Maybe this is the Collective's new strategy. They don't [[AssimilationPlot assimilate]] anymore; they just [[WoundedGazelleGambit show up and look helpless.]]"''
-->-- '''B'Elanna Torres''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Drone"

->''My dear Spencer... how the mighty have fallen. Your umbrella has folded and now you have become a fugitive in the same world you once sought to control. We shall meet again before the conclusion of this drama. Then, you will learn of the history... '''I''' will write for this world!

->''The times turn Jack the Lad into a pitiful figure. The local horror story - [[ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight the one children have long been taught to fear]] - must now accept that [[MakeWayForTheNewVillains he is not the only terror in town]], and certainly not the greatest. There are no children now, and [[PokeThePoodle skipping through Archie Henderson's farm is hardly the worst you can do at night]]. We do not mind playing Jack's old nightmare game. However, there is little room for pity in the world of chaos: the next time you play with Jack, [[SympathyForTheDevil consider his misery]] and [[MercyKill make it the last]].''

!!!Quotes ''on'' works
->''"I never quite understood how the Jackal came to this '[[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]]/[[MesACrowd replace all humans with clones]]' scheme. This came out of nowhere, and is just so far removed from the original concept of the Jackal. And the scheme itself is [[MissingStepsPlan just so ludicrous]]... The Jackal was so ruined as a character by this point that he can now only be considered 'damaged goods.' I sincerely believe that it will be a VERY long time before we ever see him again, [[ComicBook/SpiderIsland if indeed we ever do.]]"''

->''"Just about [[TheGoomba every stage boss is a Predator]]. You kill more Predators in this game than the Predator kills ''people'' in the movie. If that's all you do -- is hunt down Predators -- then the Predator isn't really a Predator, it's '''Prey'''!"''

->''"It is a nice idea to be able to play Dracula. I look forward to the game ''[[BaitAndSwitchComment that allows us to do so]]'', other than the shirtless, mopey pantywaist presented for us here. Despite the [[InformedAbility constant lip service]] to him being 'The Prince of Darkness', all the ''creatures'' of darkness are trying to kill ''him'' as well.\\\
Dracula does not tussle with [[TheGoomba the groundlings]] like a terrier at a bear-baiting!\\\
Dracula does not do [[StealthBasedMission mandatory stealth sections!]]\\\
Dracula does not {{fetch quest}}!\\\
Dracula is the guy at [[EvilOverlord the far end of an army of minions]], [[SlouchOfVillainy slouched on a throne]], [[AGlassOfChianti tossing expensive wine glasses]] aside like he couldn't give two licks of a used tampon for whoever has to shampoo the carpet!"''

->''"After ten movies, {{Thanos}} has become the [[Advertising/TrixRabbit Trix rabbit]] of supervillains. 'Silly Thanos, Infinity Stones are for anyone other than you.' So far, we have been introduced to three (maybe four, depending on who you talk to) Infinity Stones and one [[Film/TheAvengers is safely on Asgard]], one [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy is safely on Xandar, one is with The Collector]], and another (maybe) [[Film/CaptainAmericatheWinterSoldier is with Baron von Strucker]]. After ten movies, Thanos only has his space chair and a voice that sounds a lot like Brandon from ''Film/TheGoonies.'' Perhaps this is why these are called Infinity Stones, because it will take an infinite amount of movies for Thanos to ever obtain one....Watching Thanos fail at obtaining an Infinity Stone has become as common as watching [[Series/TheDukesOfHazzard the Duke boys once again thwart Boss Hogg]]. And the thing is, it’s fun to watch the good guys win – and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win, and win – but now I’ve started to feel [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain a legitimate amount of sympathy for Thanos]]. Would it kill the universe just to let the guy have one Stone? I mean, it has been ten movies. What would one Stone hurt? Perhaps this is why EdgarWright left ''Film/AntMan''? Maybe his grand idea was for poor Thanos to finally get himself a Stone. 'Sorry, Edgar, that’s just never going to happen. We have to [[GetOut let you go now]] for even suggesting such a thing.'\\\
In all seriousness, it is funny to take stock of where all of the Stones are at this point and realize that after 20 hours of movie time, Thanos has managed to collect zero of them. (And he may have had one, but he gave that one to Loki, which just makes this all the worse if true: That would mean he’s actually ''down'' a Stone over the course of ten movies.) And, yes, I realize that by the time we see Thanos as the rumored marquee villain in ''The Avengers 3: Please Let Me Have An Infinity Stone, Love Thanos'', he’ll probably have all of the Stones. And, to be honest, by that point, [[RootingForTheEmpire I might be rooting for him]]. His determination should be celebrated."''

->''"...in less than two and a half years, Roger Delgado appears in thirty-nine episodes of ''Doctor Who''. In comparison, Vicki only appears in thirty-eight episodes total, and in the twenty-five months after their first appearances the Daleks and Cybermen appeared in thirty-two and twenty-six episodes respectively. While I love Delgado’s Master, the fact remains that this is a staggering level of frequency for one villain played by one actor.\\\
One result of this is that, inevitably, and with no particular story being at fault, the Master has gone from being a character who transgresses against the narrative and throws it into chaos to being virtually [[TheUsualAdversaries the most predictable character on the show]]... the Master, because he always needs to be defeated, has been trapped in an increasingly small set of schemes. As we feared when it happened, there was nowhere to go but down once [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS8E5TheDaemons}} he summoned the Devil.]]"''

->''"I want to talk a little bit about the Borg who began their life as the biggest badass villains that ''Trek'' had ever seen. They were a genuinely ghoulish creation with a visual hook that emphasised the idea of the walking dead and the emotional resonance that these were people who were turned into machines against their will. With their simple yet utterly distinctive ships, a creed that was terrifying and a catchphrase to die for they were the best thought through race of nasties I had seen in science fiction in an age (and as far as ''Trek'' is concerned only the various ranks of [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the Dominion]] come close to topping their early appearances). However this being ''Trek'' it wasn’t long before some numpty decided to humanise them...And now we are introduced to the latest band of Borg drones: that’s right it’s [[YoungerAndHipper a bunch of kiddie wink automatons]] and new friends for Naomi Wildman to play with! This is absolutely the final nail in the coffin as far as the Borg are concerned…Some bright spark in the ''Voyager'' office probably thought ‘how about a bunch of Borg kids attacking the ship?’ and [[MerchandiseDriven Brannon Braga’s eyes lit up]]. Clearly this production team is way past their creative best now (for Braga it was around ''TNG'' season seven and yet ''Trek'' would have to endure [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise five more years of him]]) and as for the Borg? ''Beyond'' redemption. So naturally there are [[TheUsualAdversaries two more two part spectaculars that feature them]] which take that nailed down coffin deep into the Earth and well and truly bury it. Congratulations ''Voyager'', you’ve gutted the franchise of one of its greatest foes."''

->''"So what if he's Franchise/{{Superman}}'s [[SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor #1 nemesis]]. So what if Creator/MichaelRosenbaum [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously did a spectacular job]] playing him. He [[DroppedABridgeOnHim died like a chump]] and didn't really accomplish much as a supervillain. All of his world domination schemes were immediately suspect when we saw how much time they spent on him [[VillainsOutShopping operating a coffee shop]]... His grandiose schemes, so well-developed in the comics, came off as one-episode hits in ''Smallville'', mostly [[OrcusOnHisThrone hanging around the house drinking]] and having staring contests with Clark. Also, he gets knocked out more than most boxers, and [[TapOnTheHead usually by one punch.]]"''
-->--'''''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/09/the_5_best_and_5_worst_dc_supervillains_on_smallvi.php?page=2 Topless Robot]]''''', "The 5 Best (and 5 Worst) DC Supervillains on ''{{Series/Smallville}}''"

->''"In the first film, the Nothing was [[EldritchAbomination an abstract entity]]. In the second film, the Emptiness was [[AnthropomorphicPersonification the human form of dying imagination]]. In this film, it's literally just a bunch of bullies named "[[AccidentalInnuendo the Nasties]]"? How fucking uninspiring is that?! To go from complex ideas destroying worlds to [[Creator/JackBlack one half]] of Music/TenaciousD acting like a dick-mule! [[SarcasmMode Boy, they keep upping the ante, don't they]]?"''

->''"In the first film, the Nothing was [[EldritchAbomination an abstract entity]]. In the second film, the Emptiness was [[AnthropomorphicPersonification the human form of dying imagination]]. In this film, it's literally just a bunch of bullies named "[[AccidentalInnuendo the Nasties]]"? How fucking uninspiring is that?! To go from complex ideas destroying worlds to [[JackBlack one half]] of Music/TenaciousD acting like a dick-mule! [[SarcasmMode Boy, they keep upping the ante, don't they]]?"''