History Quotes / ViewersAreMorons

-->-- ''OuranTheVaguelyAbridgedSeries''[[hottip:*:after fans praised/lamented the series' end after watching the second-to-last episode.]]

-->-- '''Gore Vidal'''

-->-- '''Voltaire'''

-->-- '''Metatron''', ''{{Dogma}}''

-->-- ''TheTransformers [[http://tfarchive.com/cartoons/bible/#154 series bible]]''

-->-- '''Mark Hill''', for {{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/article/18345_5-gaping-plot-holes-hollywood-knows-you-wont-notice_p2#ixzz0yneDpI6A 5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won't Notice]]

-->-- Richard Dean Anderson on a ''Series/{{Stargate SG-1}}'' DVD featurette

->''"I remember hearing that you have to dumb down material to meet the audience, which I thought was one of the more offensive things I ever heard."''
-->-- RichardDeanAnderson on a ''Series/{{Stargate SG-1}}'' DVD featurette

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-->-- ''ElGoonishShive'' [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2003-10-12 filler comic]]

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', in his review of ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man'' #1

-->-- '''WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaChick''', reviewing ''{{Showgirls}}''

-->-- ''{{Futurama}}''

-->-- ''TheSimpsons'', "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show"

-->-- ''{{Arrested Development}}''

-->-- '''{{Linkara}}''', in his review of ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man'' #1

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', reviewing ''{{Showgirls}}''

-->--Mark Hill, for {{Cracked}}'s [[http://www.cracked.com/article/18345_5-gaping-plot-holes-hollywood-knows-you-wont-notice_p2#ixzz0yneDpI6A 5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won't Notice]]

-> ''At any given moment, public opinion is a chaos of superstition, misinformation, and prejudice.''
-->-- ''Gore Vidal''

-> ''Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ''

->''The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.''
-->--'''Voltaire'''

->''You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?"
-->-- '''Metatron''', {{Dogma}}

->'''Fry''': Married? Jenny can't get married.
->'''Leela''': Why not? It's clever, it's unexpected.
->'''Fry''': But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared.

->''You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids -- ''' 'cause you're stupid!'''''
--> -- ''TheSimpsons'', "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show"

->''Why are we even going after this idiot demographic?''

->''They pass an airplane where someone on it says that they just saw a UFO. The comic decides to inform us that a UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object. And y'know, I '''do''' think they did need that, since the only people who would enjoy this comic have a brain about the size of a seamonkey.''
-->-- '''{{Linkara}}''' in his review of ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man'' #1

->''In any case, we felt *action* should be emphasized over *plot* -- especially avoiding any complicated story line -- to ensure the success of this series with its intended viewers.''
--> -- ''TheTransformers'' [[http://tfarchive.com/cartoons/bible/#154 series bible]]

-> ''Gotta love April Fools Day. Not that that's going to stop any of you from e-mailing me about this comic thinking it's real.''
-->--'''[[WordOfGod Duke]]''', regarding one strip of ''AnsemRetort''

->''There's a sucker born every minute.''

->''(Haruhi finds Renge crying)''
->'''Haruhi:''' Why are you crying?
->'''Renge:''' ''Ouran: The Vaguely Abridged Series'' fans are idiots!
->'''Haruhi:''' That's pretty much required for enjoying it, you know!
-->--''OuranTheVaguelyAbridgedSeries''[[hottip:*:after fans praised/lamented the series' end after watching the second-to-last episode.]]

->''Because movie viewers are stupid and can't deduce success or failure based on what's been shown onscreen, we have Molly dictate from the sidelines whether or not Nomi is succeeding.''
-->--'''TheNostalgiaChick''', ''{{Showgirls}}''

-> ''You goin' over niggas' heads [[LupeFiasco Lu]] (Dumb it down)''
-> ''They tellin' me that they don't feel you (Dumb it down)''
-> ''We ain't graduate from school nigga (Dumb it down)''
-> ''Them big words ain't cool nigga (Dumb it down)''
-> ''Yeah I heard Mean And Vicious nigga (Dumb it down)''
-> ''Make a song for the bitches nigga (Dumb it down)''
-> ''We don't care about the weather nigga (Dumb it down)''
-> ''You'll sell more records if you (Dumb it down)''
-->--'''LupeFiasco''', ''Dumb it Down''

-> ''"Hello, I'm Miss Sensorshep, Head of Censorship! You see, the working theory is that most people are stupid, and therefore incapable of figuring out what's being covered up and bleeped, and therefore cannot be harmed by their evils!"''
-->--ElGoonishShive [[http://www.egscomics.com/sketchbook/?date=2003-10-12 filler comic]]

-->--''OuranTheVaguelyAbridgedSeries''[[hottip:*:after fans praised/lamented the series' end after watching the [[WallBanger second-to-last]] episode.]]

->Oh, FUCK YOU, movie! Do you really think we can't figure out where this is?!
-->--'''TheNostalgiaCritic''', regarding the overuse of subtitles in ''Film/CaptainAmerica''

-> At any given moment, public opinion is a chaos of superstition, misinformation, and prejudice.

-> Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

-->''The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.''
--->--'''Voltaire'''

->-- ''TheOnion''

->-- '''Metatron''', {{Dogma}}

->-- ''{{Futurama}}''

->-- ''{{Arrested Development}}''

->-- '''{{Linkara}}''' in his review of ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man'' #1

->In any case, we felt *action* should be emphasized over *plot* -- especially avoiding any complicated story line -- to ensure the success of this series with its intended viewers.

-> Gotta love April Fools Day. Not that that's going to stop any of you from e-mailing me about this comic thinking it's real.

-->''There's a sucker born every minute.''
--->-- '''[[BeamMeUpScotty Not]] P.T. Barnum'''

-->''(Haruhi finds Renge crying)''
-->'''Haruhi:''' Why are you crying?
-->'''Renge:''' ''Ouran: The Vaguely Abridged Series'' fans are idiots!
-->'''Haruhi:''' That's pretty much required for enjoying it, you know!
-->-- '''Haruhi and Renge''' from ''OuranTheVaguelyAbridgedSeries''[[hottip:*:after fans praised/lamented the series' end after watching the [[WallBanger second-to-last]] episode.]]

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-->--'''The NostalgiaCritic''', regarding the overuse of subtitles in ''Film/CaptainAmerica''