History Quotes / UnusuallyUninterestingSight

-->-- ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones''

->'''Riley:''' Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.

->'''Riley:''' Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.

-->''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11973141/10/A-Collection-of-Notes-on-Personal-Experiences-with-Legendary-Pok%C3%A9mon A Collection of Notes on Personal Experiences with Legendary Pokémon]]''

->'''Dr. Venture:''' Okay, Hank, you're taking this way too well.\\
'''Hank:''' Well gee, dad, [[SeenItAll we've seen a lot of strange stuff over the years]]. Last week, we were fighting a giant dinosaur.\\
'''Dr. Venture:''' Granted, but I wasn't the dinosaur. Can't you see where maybe this is different?

'''Mills:''' We just got taken down by [[Film/KingKong a monkey the size of a building]]!\\

-->-- LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

My neighbor found a mushroom growing inside of my car!\\
She called me up on tour sounding emotionally scarred,\\
Although it may have scared her more that I wasn't really alarmed.''

->''There's UFOs over New York,\\

!!!On works
->'''Chris:''' I guess the Turtles or April talked about him while they were down on the farm, but I feel cheated that this movie robbed me of Casey delivering a goggle-eyed "Your sensei's ''a giant rat?!''"\\
'''Matt''': There is a pretty funny moment where Elias Koteas looks at this talking rat, takes a second to understand what he’s seeing, then just accepts it and saves him.\\
'''Chris:''' I stand corrected; that ''is'' pretty great.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-pa// on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990''

->''"It's hard for me to pick [[EnsembleDarkhorse a favorite minor character]] in this strip. I'm obviously a big fan of Prison Guard Who [[CasualDangerDialogue Takes Time During Crisis To Weave An Evocative Metaphor]]...But I think I'm going to have to go with Guy In Hat in panel three, who's hanging out with Peter and MJ in some... room... where there are curtains and a floating flat-screen TV, and he's just [[TheSnackIsMoreInteresting going to town on a sandwich]]. 'Earth tremor? State prison? Sounds like someone's problem, but it sure ain't mine! ''[CHEWING NOISES][='=]''"''
-->-- '''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=21535 on]] ''[[Comicbook/SpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]''

->''"You just saw this guy flying! ''Be impressed'', dammit!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''Captain Electron''

->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Moving on, I guess?
->'''Linkara:''' Nobody even batted an eye?
->'''Spoony:''' Is this like an everyday thing?
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' When did killing a vampire become yesterday's news?
->'''Linkara:''' Yeah, I don't care where or when you are--And then again, neither does Uwe Boll--but killing a vampire will never be a boring thing!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' , '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' and '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''' on ''Film/BloodRayne''

->"Go about your business, citizens! I am just a random guy running down the streets with a bloody fireaxe! Nothing to see here!"
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

->Remember how in Literature/TheShadowOverInnsmouth the fact that [[TownWithADarkSecret the townsfolk secretly worship Dagon, are turning into fish and repeatedly knob deep ones]] [[TheReveal was the big revelation]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation that drove the narrator mad]]? Well, Innsmouthers show up in this game, someone points them out to us and goes "They look weird, don't they? It's because they worship Dagon and are turning into fish. Besides that, they're alright lads, but I wish they'd stop flooding the economy with all that gold they get from those deep ones they're always knobbing." It just throws me how everyone including the protagonist takes this all in stride! The game has a rather insipid combat element as partial justification for the open-world, so every now and again we get attacked by reject VideoGame/SilentHillHomecoming monsters in a basement and no one seems to give a shit! "Yeah, pesky buggers aren't they? [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror We kinda got used to them]] after we barricaded off the seven or eight streets they hang out on." ''I'm sorry, how many streets!? What are the fucking cops doing!?'' [[PoliceAreUseless Shooting at me, apparently]] because I got confused and pointed my gun at a deranged heavily tattooed deep one cultist [[VillainsOutShopping as he walked nonchalantly down the street to the chemist]].
-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee Croshaw]]''' Reviewing ''VideoGame/TheSinkingCity''

->You are at the sun. You see nothing of interest.
->''You know, I'm pretty sure that if I were standing on the surface of the Sun, whatever I'd be seeing would be of'' particular ''interest. Then again, maybe I had already figured anyone standing on the surface of the Sun would be blinded a skillion times over. But I'm guessing not.''
-->--''Space-Man'' and its present-day commentary, ''VideoGame/TheEarlyYears''

->I love seeing aliens and humans hanging out together despite their differences, but HOW ARE NONE OF THE PEOPLE FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW?
-->--'''[[WebVideo/CinemaSins TVSins]]''' on the ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' episode ''[[Recap/RickAndMortyS1E11RicksyBusiness Ricksy Business]]''

->Reed doesn't flinch one bit if he comes across wacky shit if it's not relevant to his current case. King of staying in his lane. Like I walk [[PlayerCharacter him]] into a basement filled with occult drawings on the walls, notes stabbed with bloody daggers, and a huge sculpture of an [[EldritchAbomination eldritch thing]] and all he can think is like 'this isnt [sic] the diving gear shop'
-->--Tumblr user '''[[https://swinefluuu.tumblr.com/post/641794067105267712/reed-doesnt-flinch-one-bit-if-he-comes-across swinefluuu]]''' discussing ''VideoGame/TheSinkingCity'' protagonist Charles Reed

->''"No one's questioned that I have this too, what? Jesus, 'Johnson's just got a battle axe now, as he's on patrol.'"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/RTGame'' playing ''VideoGame/Hitman2''

->''"I like how I just [[{{Teleportation}} vanish into reality]] and these hobos really don't give a shit. I mean I just literally popped up there, they're too busy looking for food. I feel really bad right now."''
-->-- Draegast playing ''VideoGame/JustCause3''
!!!Fictional
->''Oh dear. You've sure gotten big...Kuro-tan.''

->''Oh, it's just a Flying Saucer. Hey excuse me, [[ParkingProblems you can't park here!]] The Parking area's over there.''
-->-- '''Fry after seeing a Flying Saucer appear over him like an AlienAbduction scenario''', ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}''

->''"Find anything interesting?"''
-->-- '''Barry Burton''', completely ignoring the decomposing snake that Jill Valentine just killed, ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''

->''"Asides from the wounded soldier lying unconscious, starving, and dehydrated in the main hallway, the remainder of the summer remains uneventful."''
-->-- LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress: {{LetsPlay/Boatmurdered}}''

->''"A three-headed Rolf. Yawn."''
-->-- '''Eddy''', who has been having a ''[[BizarroEpisode weird]]'' day, ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''

->'''Dr. Venture:''' Okay, Hank, you're taking this way too well.\\
'''Hank:''' Well gee, dad, [[SeenItAll we've seen a lot of strange stuff over the years]]. Last week, we were fighting a giant dinosaur.\\
'''Dr. Venture:''' Granted, but I wasn't the dinosaur. Can't you see where maybe this is different?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', after Dr. Venture is turned into a giant caterpillar, "Mid-Life Chrysalis"

->''"Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Pretty neat."''
-->-- '''Finn The Human''' upon seeing [[{{Hell}} The Nightosphere]], ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Return to the Nightosphere"

->''"She's just being [[CloudCuckoolander Pinkie]] [[GenkiGirl Pie]]."''
-->-- '''Several different characters''' from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->''"Action movies have conditioned us to associate an actor's [[UnflinchingWalk indifference toward devastating destruction]] with badassedness, rather than, you know, being a soulless shell of a human being. Combine this trend with the Russian people's legendary inability to give a single shit and the result is the poster for Stalingrad, in which a giant plane is set to crash just above the scene and not one of the eight actors is even looking at it. Some men just [[SubvertedCatchphrase don't]] care to watch the world burn."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-new-movie-posters/#ixzz32svrQtkh "The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious New Movie Posters"]]

->''"Kid, you're on a raft with fucking DINOSAURS! How about a little acknowledgement of this miracle, huh?"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Raoul Puke]],''' reviewing ''WesternAnimation/WereBackADinosaursStory''

-> '''Grishnak:''' You're a strange lookin' group. What'dya want?\\

->'''Howard:''' Nice place. You pay to live here?\\
'''Beverly:''' It's cheap, the manager of my band found it for me.\\
'''Howard:''' I suggest you find a new manager.\\
'''Beverly:''' Hey, I'd love to, but we got this damn contract with the sleazoid. He won't even give us the money he owes us.\\
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' YOU KNOW YOU'RE TALKING TO A DUCK, RIGHT?!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''Film/HowardTheDuck''

->'''Narrator''': At that moment, Polnareff's hair went crazy.\\
'''Polnareff''': ''(Polnareff's hair grows to a ridiculously tall height.)'' Whoa, my hair got extremely long!\\
'''Jotaro''': It always does that.\\
'''Joseph''': It always happens.\\
'''Polnareff''': No, even so, this is different, look at this length! It's tall, taaalll! ''(Polnareff's hair reaches into the stratosphere.)''\\
'''Narrator''': Po-polnareff's hair became really, really long but that didn't phase them.
-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo, episode 20''

->'''Drill Sergeant:''' Don't just stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand of God before!
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''

->'''Mills:''' Cole, what's wrong with you? How you even got an appetite right now?
->'''Coles:''' ''(eating beans from a can)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Eating's for the living]].
->'''Mills:''' We just got taken down by [[Film/KingKong a monkey the size of a building]]!
->'''Coles:''' Yeah, that was an unconventional encounter.
-->-- ''Film/KongSkullIsland''

->'''Ash''': So, you're a dog.\\
'''Sam''': For certain values of "dog", yeah.\\
'''Ash''': And you, Flapsnap.\\
'''Claptrap''': CLAPTRAP!\\
'''Ash''': You're some kind of robot?\\
'''Claptrap''': I'm also a ninja!\\
'''Ash''': And our host is a pirate.\\
'''Winslow''': I'm more of a retired raconteur these days.\\
'''Ash''': And none of you are weirded out by this?\\
'''Claptrap''': Nope.\\
'''Winslow''': Nay.\\
'''Sam''': I get weirder things in my sandwiches.\\
'''Ash''': Oookay then.
-->-- ''Videogame/PokerNight2''

->'''Ron:''' Which alarm is that? Zombie virus?\\
'''Wendy:''' Alien invasion?\\
'''Jackie:''' Giant spider robots from another dimension where the Nazis won?\\
'''Teddy:''' No, that one goes eeyoo-eeyoo-awdub-awdub...\\
'''Wendy:''' Ah, yeah.
-->-- ''Series/{{Powerless 2017}}''

->'''Rick:''' I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! ...W-what are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!\\
'''Morty:''' And...?\\
'''Rick:''' "And"? What more do you want tacked on to this? "I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job"?\\
'''Morty:''' Was it?\\
'''Rick:''' Who cares, Morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day. Uh, here's something that's never happened before: ''I'm a pickle.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "Pickle Rick"

->'''Wasp:''' Am I losing my mind here or are insects helping with the removal, Jason?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

->"The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds--pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ... it's breathtaking--I highly suggest you try it."
-->--'''Dr. Evil''', ''Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery''

->'''Crazy Yakuza''': They were definitely dead... but they came back to life!\\
'''Yakuza with Glasses''': So?
-->--''Film/{{Versus}}''

->'''Lyra:''' And since when does low profile involve landing a jet in the middle of the city?\\
'''Jen:''' It's Central Park! People land jets here all the time!
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/SheHulk She-Hulks]] #2''

->'''Cynthia:''' [=[=][[VideoGame/NewPokemonSnap The photographers]][=]=] come back with a photo of an Illumina Pokémon, they've opened the Hall of Origin. They come back with a photo of an [[OlympusMons Agent of Gratitude]], that's a footnote.\\
'''Lucas & Dawn:''' What!?\\
'''Cynthia:''' That's what I said! And then I was like, 'Well, that's a huge flower field, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a [[TransformationTrinket Gracidea]] glade in the vicinity. Maybe [[NotRareOverThere there's a whole Agency on Lental]].' No, [[AvertedTrope it's just the one]]. Looks like [[PalsWithJesus he's friends with a Pichu on Florio]]. And Mirror ''doesn't care''. You snap a photo of a frickin' Shaymin, well, that's a new Photodex entry, good on you.\\
'''Lucas:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You've gotta be kidding.]]\\
'''Cynthia:''' It's not just Gratitude. The Wanderer, the Northwind Beast, the Precious Jewel. They found a tree that holds Flowing Life, and Mirror's [[SkewedPriorities more focused on the fact that Xerneas is an Illumina Pokémon]]. Their star photographer got a photo of the Time Traveller ''[[MyFutureSelfAndMe meeting up]]'' in the forest, and he's like '[[DullSurprise well, that's interesting behaviour]]'. He doesn't even react to the Crystal Wishmaker! The most fleeting of all!
-->''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11973141/10/A-Collection-of-Notes-on-Personal-Experiences-with-Legendary-Pok%C3%A9mon A Collection of Notes on Personal Experiences with Legendary Pokémon]]''

-> The Aborigine sister, the witch who could make herself seem irrelevant, which would explain why I hadn't noticed her until she decided to show herself. I sifted through recent memories. I'd definitely ''seen'' her. But she hadn't been important then. I would have paid attention to individual grains of grit in the corners of the cell before paying attention to her.
-->--'''[[Fanfic/{{Luminosity}} Radiance]]''' [[http://luminous.elcenia.com/radiance/ch8.shtml Chapter 8: "Fader"]]

->''"Uh, Kev? Why is there an ominous red light coming from my box of broken PC stuff…? Eh, it’s probably nothing!"''
-->--'''[[Creator/Supermarioglitchy4 Luke Lerdwichagul]]''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' ''[[WebAnimation/SMG4MovieRevelations Movie: Revelations]]''

->'''Uzi:''' Easy, morons, it doesn’t work. [[VerbalBackpedaling Yet]]. It doesn’t work yet! (angrily brandishes gun at class) [[TheyCalledMeMad Who says it doesn’t work!?]] MAYBE IT DOES! (Flips switch, gun begins glowing green and crackling with lightning. Uzi begins to cackle madly.)
->'''Riley:''' Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/MurderDrones''

->'''Worker #1:''' Did you just see a kid zipline up the staircase?
->'''Worker #2:''' Man, rich people are wild.
-->-- ''WebComic/BatmanWayneFamilyAdventures''

->''There were two other groups waiting in the bus station, but both were making huge shows of nonchalance about the andalite and hork-bajir in their midst. A lot of people in the area took pride in Santa Barbara’s welcoming attitude toward aliens. Even the tourism council had gotten on board with the ''Alientown, USA'' slogan.\\
\\
Luckily, they were also so busy not caring about Toby or Ax, they weren’t even looking close enough to recognize any of the accompanying humans. We hoped.''
-->-- '''Tom's narration''', ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: How I Live Now''

->''[The carton of milk gets launched at Shroomy and bounces off his head, landing on the floor]''\\
'''Shroomy:''' Uh guys, you dropped something. You might want to pick it u-\\
''[The milk carton [[MadeOfExplodium explodes]]]''\\
'''Shroomy:''' ''[Now on fire]'' Oh, ok, don't worry about it.
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioGoesToTheFridgeToGetAGlassOfMilk Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk]]"
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-->-- '''Fry after seeing a Flying Saucer appear over him like an AlienAbduction scenario''', ''WesternAnimation/Futurama''

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "Recap/MarioGoesToTheFridgeToGetAGlassOfMilk"

->''"I like how I just [[Teleportation vanish into reality]] and these hobos really don't give a shit. I mean I just literally popped up there, they're too busy looking for food. I feel really bad right now."''

->''"No one's questioned that I have this too, what? Jesus, 'Johnson's just got a battle axe now, as he's on patrol.'"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/RTGame'' playing ''VideoGame/Hitman2''

->''"No one's questioned that I have [[AnAxeToGrind this]] too, what? Jesus, 'Johnson's just got a battle axe now, as he's on patrol.'"''

-->--'''[[Creator/Supermarioglitchy4 Luke Lerdwichagul]]''', ''[[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' ''[[Machinima/SMG4MovieRevelations Movie: Revelations]]''