History Quotes / ToBoldlyFlee

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a Creator/StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an Creator/AdamSandler[=-=]funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}'s [[ItWasHisSled mom is shot]]. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[Film/{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a Creator/StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an Creator/AdamSandler[=-=]funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s [[ItWasHisSled mom is shot]]. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[Film/{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a Creator/StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an Creator/AdamSandler[=-=]funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s [[ItWasHisSled mom is shot]]. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[Film/{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.
-->--Part 7

-->--Part 8

-->--Part 8

-->--Part 2

->'''[[LukeMochrieAndTheInners Luke]]:''' What's that?

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a Creator/StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an Creator/AdamSandler[=-=]funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s [[ItWasHisSled mom is shot]]. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[Film/{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a Creator/StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an Creator/AdamSandler[=-=]funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[Film/{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a Creator/StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an Creator/AdamSandler[=-=]funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an Creator/AdamSandler[=-=]funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an AdamSandler-funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as [[Film/TheGodfather Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe.]] A woman grasps her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]:''' You're probably wondering why I keep appearing in your thoughts. It is because I have inserted myself in them. I am here to teach you about The Plot. A character's strength flows from The Plot. But beware the Dark Side. Protectionism. Stifling creativity. Selling out. These lead to the dark side. Darth Snob was seduced by the power of the Dark Side of The Plot. He thought infamy would make his work live forever. But he forgot something very important.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an AdamSandler-funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as Fredo says a Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe. A woman grasps her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off in the foggy night.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]:''' You're probably wondering why I am appearing in your thoughts. It is because I have inserted myself into them. I am here to teach you about The Plot. A character's strength flows from The Plot. But beware the Dark Side. Protectionism. Stifling creativity. Selling out. These lead to the dark side. Darth Snob was seduced by the power of the Dark Side of The Plot. He thought evil would make his work live forever. But he forgot something very important.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an AdamSandler-funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. A man is pausing as Fredo prays the Hail Mary on a boat over Lake Tahoe. A woman grasped her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off to the foggy mountains.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an AdamSandler-funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when Disney/{{Bambi}}'s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. ... A woman grasped her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off to the foggy mountains.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[Film/ThePhantomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an AdamSandler-funded Rob Schneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when ''Disney/{{Bambi}}'''s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. ... A woman grasped her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off to the foggy mountains.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

->'''[[LukeMochreAndTheInners Luke]]:''' What's that?

-->'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]:''' You're probably wondering why I am appearing in your thoughts. It is because I have inserted myself into them. I am here to teach you about The Plot. A character's strength flows from The Plot. But beware the Dark Side. Protectionism. Stifling creativity. Selling out. These lead to the dark side. Darth Snob was seduced by the power of the Dark Side of The Plot. He thought evil would make his work live forever. But he forgot something very important.
-->'''[[LukeMochreAndTheInners Luke]]:''' What's that?
-->'''Oancitizen:''' Bad art is a distraction. Great art changes people.
-->'''Luke:''' But how can we change people when there's so much crap?
-->'''Oancitizen:''' Patience. For every two-dozen ''[[ThePhatomMenace Phantom Menace]]''s there is a ''[[Film/TheReturnOfTheKing Return of the King]]''. For every two-bit [[MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] a StanleyKubrick is born. For every poor soul who groans during an AdamSandler-funded RobSchneider vehicle, there's a child crying life-affirming tears when ''Disney/{{Bambi}}'''s mom is shot. Somewhere out there are film students finding out what [[CitizenKane Rosebud]] means for the first time. ... A woman grasped her heart as [[{{Casablanca}} Bogey's love flies off to the foggy mountains.]] All it takes is one moment to change a person, and that one moment, no matter how fleeting, is worth a thousand ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.
--->--Part 7

''"Bad art is a distraction. Great art changes people."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]''', in ''Part 7''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]''', in ''Part 7''