You're probably wondering why I keep appearing in your thoughts. It is because I have inserted myself in them. I am here to teach you about The Plot. A character's strength flows from The Plot. But beware the Dark Side. Protectionism. Stifling creativity. Selling out. These lead to the Dark Side. Darth Snob was seduced by the power of the Dark Side of The Plot. He thought infamy would make his work live forever. But he forgot something very important.
Oancitizen: Bad art is a distraction. Great art changes people.
Luke: But how can we change people when there's so much crap?
Oh, it's just as my fortune cookie predicted.
The Nostalgia Critic/Plot Hole: I am the Nostalgia Critic.
Nostalgia Chick: But Critic, won't this violate your house arrest?