History Quotes / TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed

->''Yesterday,''\\\
''I watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. Sometimes we would have had time to scream.''\\\
''Today,''\\\
''I'm alive to write about it. You want happy endings? Fuck you.''\\\
''You're alive to read it.''\\\
''God help us all.''\\\

-->-[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white black white black white black white black white black white black white gray]], Wiki/SCPFoundation

->'''Mr. Incredible''': No matter how often you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I wish it would just ''stay saved''! I feel like the maid. "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?"
-->-TheIncredibles.

-->'''Chad Rococo''', ''FamiliarFaces: MyLittlePony Retrospective, Part 1''

-->-- '''Cordelia''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Helpless"

-->-- ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Doomed"

-->-- '''Riley''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "A New Man"

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-->-- '''Daenyathos''', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}'', "The Bullet and the Skull"

->'''Dean:''' This is stupid. Our quality of life is crap, we've got Purgatory's Least Wanted everywhere and we're on our third 'the world is screwed' issue in, what, three years? When we've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already?
->'''Sam:''' Someone's gotta do it.

-->-- ''{{Series/Supernatural}}'', "How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters"

->For some reason, [[SugarApocalypse every other week it was freaking Ragnarok in Ponyland]], with some big baddie trying to enslave the ponies, steal some magical artifact, or wipe everything off the maps so they could just {{take over the world}}.

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->'''Dean:''' This is stupid. Our quality of life is crap, we've got Purgatory's Least Wanted everywhere and we're on our third 'the world is screwed' issue in, what, three years? We've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already -

->'''Dean:''' I think that if we hadn't taken its belt and all its pens each year, that yeah, the whole enchilada woulda offed itself already.

->''"When I saw you stop the world from, you know, '''ending''', I just assumed that was a big week for you. It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse."''

->'''RichardNixon:''' So we are safe again?\\

->''"I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse."''
-->-- '''Riley''', ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

'''The Doctor:''' ''Safe?!'' No, of course you are not safe. There's about a billion other things out there just waiting to burn your whole world. But, if you want to pretend you're safe just so you can sleep at night, okay - you're safe. But not really.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->''"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get itself back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to '''stay saved''', y'know? For a little bit? I - I feel like the maid here! 'I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for - for ten minutes?! (''laughs'') Please?'"''

'''The Doctor:''' ''Safe?!'' No, of course you are not safe. There is about a billion other things out there just waiting to burn your whole world. But, if you want to pretend your safe just so you can sleep at night, okay - your safe. But not really.

-->-- '''Series/DoctorWho'''

-->-- '''Riley''', '''''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'''''

-->-- '''Daenyathos - "The Bullet and the Skull"''', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

-->-- Professor Farnsworth, ''{{Futurama}}''

--> Mr. Incredible, ''TheIncredibles''

-> '''Jean''': Bob, she's not here to ''warn'' us about some kind of... impending apocalypse again, is she?
-> '''Bob''': Uh, no! No. I asked! I think it's something nice this time.

->'''RichardNixon:''' So we are safe again?
->'''The Doctor:''' ''Safe?!'' No, of course you are not safe. There is about a billion other things out there just waiting to burn your whole world. But, if you want to pretend your safe just so you can sleep at night, okay - your safe. But not really.

-->-- '''DoctorWho'''

-> When the battle is over, your work is not done. Your duty is not a destination. It is a journey. Victory is merely a landmark on that road, you will never reach a point where your work is done and you can leave the fighting to others. You will die with the road still to be walked.

->''Oh, we're doomed! Every year, we're doomed!''
-->Professor Farnsworth, ''{{Futurama}}''

-> ''No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get itself back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to '''stay saved''', y'know? For a little bit? I - I feel like the maid here! "I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for - for ten minutes?! (''laughs'') Please?"''

->"''I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.''"

-->--'''DoctorWho'''

-> ''No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get itself back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to '''stay saved''', y'know? For a little bit? I - I feel like the maid! "I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for - for ten minutes? Please?"''

->"''There's '''always''' an [[TheGreys Arquillian]] battle cruiser, or a [[StarWars Corellian]] {{death ray}}, or an [[ThePlague intergalactic plague]] about to [[KillEmAll wipe out all life]] on [[InsignificantLittleBluePlanet this miserable little planet]]. The only way [[{{Muggles}} these people]] can get on with their happy lives is that they '''[[{{Masquerade}} Do. Not. Know about it]].'''''"
-->-- '''Agent K''', '''''MenInBlack'''''

->'''Buffy, Willow, Xander''': Again?

-> ''Every time you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to '''stay saved''', y'know? For a little bit? I - I feel like the maid! "I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for - for ten minutes? Please?"''