History Quotes / TheVillainSucksSong

->''Cruella de Vil, Cruella de Vil''
->''If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will''
->''To see her is to take a sudden… ''chill''''
->''Cruella, Cruella''
->''She's like a spider waiting for the ''kill''''
->''Look out for Cruella de Vil''
-->--'''Roger Radcliffe''', ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''

->''"But beware of his generous pensions,\\
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!\\
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!\\
He loves German beer!"''
-->-- '''Scorpio''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch\\
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world\\
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch\\
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls\\
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch\\
From Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch\\
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super-king-Kamehameha BIATCH!\\
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?\\
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world\\
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair\\
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch\\
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!\\
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-->--''WesternAnimation/RobinHood'', although [[ArtisticLicenseHistory he WAS John the First]].

''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight''\\
''So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!''\\
''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.''\\
''There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!''\\
''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley!''\\
''She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's'' '''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred!]]'''

-->--'''"Cruella de Vil"''', ''WesternAnimation/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''

-->-- "Pop Goes The Diesel" sung by '''the Troublesome Trucks''' on Diesel, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine''

''But [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating all of us despise you]]''\\

''Straight outta Compton? Naw, y'all Staight outta Thrilla''\\

->''We went to court''
->''Against the world's worst sport''
->''And learned important lessons on the way''
->''We spoke with perfect candor''
->''And got accused of slander''
->''[[FrivolousLawsuit 'Cause Bob Murray wants to make us pay]]''
->''So even though he'll threaten''
->''Legal armageddon''
->''We have just one tiny thing to say:''
->''Bob Murray can go fuck himself today!''

-->--''Disney/RobinHood'', although [[ArtisticLicenseHistory he WAS John the First]].

-->-- "Eat Shit, Bob!", ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

->''He's the [[EarWorm baaad guuuuuuuuy!]]''
->''The [[EarWorm baaad guuuuuuuuy!]]''

->''Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer\\
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers\\
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath\\
FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death''
-->-- '''The Internet''' on [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]]

A bitch to all the boys and girls..."''

-->-- [[LargeHam Shirley Bassey]], ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''

-->-- Scorpio, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->-- Tori Vega singing ''Begging On Your Knees'' about [[spoiler: [[ManipulativeBastard Ryder Daniels]]]], ''Series/{{Victorious}}''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-->— Homer Simpson, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''[[note]] Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain.[[/note]]

-->-- the Internet on [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]]

-->--"Scrooge", ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol''

-->--"Silent E", ''Series/BetweenTheLions''

-->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueyxMQ_KT9k "Bad Guy"]], ''Series/ShiningTimeStation''

-->-- "Pop Goes The Diesel" sung by the Troublesome Trucks on Diesel, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine''

-->-- Cliff Richard, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7ilisAGj0 "Devil Woman"]]

-->-- Toad, ''Film/SuperMarioBros''[[note]]You can hear the extended version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJy7_lJs0o here]].[[/note]]

->-- Scorpio, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->-- [[LargeHam Shirley Bassey]], ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''

->-- Tori Vega singing ''Begging On Your Knees'' about [[spoiler: [[ManipulativeBastard Ryder Daniels]]]], ''Series/{{Victorious}}''

->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->— Homer Simpson, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''[[note]] Incidentally, Homer is the only person in the universe who thinks of Flanders as a villain.[[/note]]

->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMGv3hNMes&list=LL1yi82Ntf9GGcExTiZey1jw Discord]]'', a fanmade TheVillainSucksSong for [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Discord]].

->-- the Internet on [[Radio/TrueCapitalist Ghost]]

->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''

->--"Scrooge", ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol''

->--"Silent E", ''Series/BetweenTheLions''

->--[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueyxMQ_KT9k "Bad Guy"]], ''Series/ShiningTimeStation''

->-- "Pop Goes The Diesel" sung by the Troublesome Trucks on Diesel, ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine''

->-- Cliff Richard, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7ilisAGj0 "Devil Woman"]]

->-- Toad, ''Film/SuperMarioBros''[[note]]You can hear the extended version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJy7_lJs0o here]].[[/note]]

->--"Silent E", ''BetweenTheLions''

He's sure to be known as John the Worst!

FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death''\\

->Whose teeth cut chain at the hardware store\\
->The girl who's rotten to the core\\
->Icky Vicky\\
->Whose breath smells like a dog's behind\\
->Who's cuddly as a porcupine?\\
->Who's a curse on all mankind?\\
->Icky Vicky\\
->Who only comes out at night?\\
->Who gives ghosts and ghouls a fright?\\
->Who gave Dracula a bite?\\
->Do I even have to say it?\\
->Who's the meanest girl in town?\\
->Who turns smiles into frowns?\\
->The biggest dragon in Chinatown?\\
->Icky Vicky\\
->--FairlyOddParents