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->''Klogg is dead, and we want to celebrate it!\\
He's pushin' up daises, former, and belated!\\
He's a bad guy that's why were elated\\
well, Klogg is dead!\\
("follow the bouncing skull!")\\
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Yeesss, Kloggs kaput!\\
No longer opperatin'!\\
Retired! Expired!\\
Quite an emancipation!\\
Released, Deceased!\\
Gone bust, he's dust!\\
Let's lift up our shorts\\
And do a pelvic thrust!\\
(Uhh!)\\
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Klogg is dead!\\
He was dirty and obscene, and not a little mean!\\
So we'll sing in one accord,\\
Now that he's gone to his reward!\\
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Klogg is dead, he's history!\\
Why we shake our booty's no mystery!\\
He's gone at last, his time has past!\\
Now we can go back to passing gas!\\
([[ToiletHumor Five burps followed by a fart sound]])\\
Yeah, Klogg IS DEAD!''
-->--'''"Klogg is dead!"''', ''VideoGame/{{Skullmonkeys}}''
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->''Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch\\
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.\\
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.\\
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''

->'''Owl''': "It sneaks into your library and scribbles in all your books."
->'''Others''': "The Backson! The Backson! We don't like the Backson!"
->'''Owl''': "When decorating your Christmas tree, it tangles up all the hooks!"
->'''Others''': "The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WinnieThePooh2011''

->''She's an evil enchantress!\\
She does evil dances,\\
If you look into her eyes,\\
She'll put you in trances!\\
And what will she do?\\
She'll mix up an evil brew!\\
Then she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew!\\
So watch out!''
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Bridle Gossip"

->''Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening!\\
Look out, look out, look out, look out!\\
Shang-a-lang, feel the sturm and drang in the air!\\
Sha-la-la, stop right where you are, don't you move a thing!\\
You'd better, telling you you'd better,\\
Tell your mama something's gonna get 'er!\\
She'd better, everybody'd better beware!''
-->-- '''Background Singers''', ''Film/LittleShopOfHorrors''
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->And so he spoke, and so he spoke,\\

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->And And so he spoke, and so he spoke,\\



And not a soul to hear.\\

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And not a soul to hear.\\
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->"And who are you", the proud lord said,\\
"That I must bow so low?\\
"Only a cat of a different coat,\\
That's all the truth I know.\\
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,\\
A lion still has claws,\\
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,\\
As long and sharp as yours."\\
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->And so he spoke, and so he spoke,\\
That lord of Castamere,\\
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,\\
With no one there to hear.\\
Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall,\\
And not a soul to hear.\\
-->-- '''The Rains of Castamere''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''
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->''Of all things malign\\
An accident on the assembly line today\\
Cut him to the bone\\
"But what can you expect\\
From clumsy eight-year-olds?" I'm told\\
Look outside the window\\
You see the growing crowd of kids\\
With missing arms and feet nothing to eat\\
What cold, heartless beast\\
Can sit and have his feast? Every night\\
While their plight's always in his sight.\\
Robber Baron, in the tower\\
Counting all his gold\\
You know while he goes unchecked\\
And stays in power,\\
He's never gonna let, he's never gonna let,\\
He's never gonna let us go.''
-->-- Music/{{Voltaire}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDAIG5lBhk Robber Baron]]"
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''You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch''\\

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''You're a foul vile one, Mr. Grinch''\\



''You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch''\\

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''You're a vile foul one, Mr. Grinch''\\



''Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up knots!''\\

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''Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up knots!''\\

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''You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!''

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''You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!''peel!''\\
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''You're a monster, Mr. Grinch''\\
''Your heart's an empty hole''\\
''Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch''\\
''I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!''\\
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''You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch''\\
''You have termites in your smile''\\
''You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch''\\
''Given the choice between the two of you, [[InsultToRocks I'd take the seasick crocodile]]!''\\
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''You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch''\\
''You're a nasty-wasty skunk''\\
''Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch''\\
''The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink, stank, stunk!''\\
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''You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch''\\
''You're the king of sinful sots''\\
''Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch''\\
''Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled-up knots!''\\
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''You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch''\\
''With a nauseous super-naus''\\
''You're a crooked, jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch''\\
''You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!''
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-->--''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]] [[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc Darkest Hour]]''

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-->--''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]] [[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc Darkest Hour]]''
SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheDissTrack Mario and The Diss Track]]"
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[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioAndTheBobMansion Buy another house we'll burn]]\\

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[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioAndTheBobMansion [[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheBobMansion Buy another house we'll burn]]\\
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[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioAndTheWell Or we could drop you in a well and never look that way]]\\

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[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioAndTheWell [[Recap/SMG4MarioAndTheWell Or we could drop you in a well and never look that way]]\\
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->'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''He's no longer a doc!''\\
'''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''No way!''\\
'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''His degree is a crock!''\\
'''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''Oh, word!''\\
'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''He was once feared a lot!''\\
'''Sonic & Knuckles''': ''[[LaughablyEvil Sort of]]''\\
'''Amy, Beth, Perci & Staci''': ''Now he's just a crackpot!''
-->--Chorus of '''No longer a Doc''' from ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "[[Recap/SonicBoomS2E35MisterEggman Mister Eggman]]", after everybody finds out that Dr. Eggman never managed to get his doctorate.
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-->-- '''Toad''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros''[[note]]You can hear the extended version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJy7_lJs0o here]].[[/note]]

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-->-- '''Toad''', ''Film/SuperMarioBros''[[note]]You ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993''[[note]]You can hear the extended version [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJy7_lJs0o here]].[[/note]]

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One day, you'll be crawling like a centipede.\\

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One Yeah, one day, you'll be crawling like a centipede.\\



So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"''

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So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"''deserve!"\\
And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaAftermathIIIAftermathAftermayhem Aftermath Aftermayhem]]" during the musical number "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour'', Tour]]'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaAftermathIIIAftermathAftermayhem Aftermath Aftermayhem]]" during the musical number "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"
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'''Geoff''': She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley!''\\

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'''Geoff''': She's ''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley!''\\

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->''Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl''\\
''Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl''\\
''She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself "your host"!''\\

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->''Here's ->'''Geoff''': ''Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl''\\
girl,''\\
'''Blaineley''': That's me!\\
'''Geoff''':
''Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl''\\
hurl!''\\
'''Blaineley''': What?!\\
'''Geoff''':
''She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself "your host"!''\\



''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand!''\\
''[[ToiletHumor She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double flush the can!]]''\\
''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight''
->''So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!''
->''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.''
->''There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!''
->''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley!''
->''She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's '''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred!]]'''''
-->-- '''"Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"''', ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour''

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'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\\
'''Blaineley''': Hey! ({{Beat}}) Hey...\\
'''Geoff''':
''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand!''\\
''[[ToiletHumor She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double flush the can!]]''\\
can]]!''\\
'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\\
'''Blaineley''': I eat a lot of fibre!\\
'''Geoff''':
''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight''
->''So
eight,''\\
''So
when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!''
->''She's
weight!'' \\
'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\\
'''Geoff''': ''She's
not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.''
->''There's
''\\
''There's
thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!''
->''She's
Blaineley!''\\
'''Blaineley's Entourage''': Hey!\\
'''Geoff''': She's
a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley!''
->''She
Blaineley!''\\
''She
steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! Blaineleeey! It's '''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred!]]'''''
-->-- '''"Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"''', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour''
Tour'', "[[Recap/TotalDramaAftermathIIIAftermathAftermayhem Aftermath Aftermayhem]]" during the musical number "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"
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-->--''[[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]] [[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc Darkest Hour]]''

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-->--''[[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers -->--''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]] [[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc [[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc Darkest Hour]]''
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->''Soundcloud rapper\\
To trash disaster\\
I'll diss this time\\
I'll show you how to rhyme\\
Someone should leash your greed\\
Push aside the attention you need\\
All you did was betray\\
Now you've become worthless prey\\
Those grinchy eyes should see that all you've done made you alone\\
And you had caring friends, that you had never known\\
No forgiving\\
Here's what you're missing\\
Come on guys now, all rock with me!\\
Time to set your hatred free\\
Taunting Bob, his darkest hour\\
Help our friend and make him see\\
Lying, mistreating, Pain is all that he brings\\
Only wish you knew...\\
Sorry Bob but you are through!\\
It's time to for Saiko's wrath\\
And take down this sociopath\\
How bout you run back home\\
[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioAndTheBobMansion Buy another house we'll burn]]\\
[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersMarioAndTheWell Or we could drop you in a well and never look that way]]\\
And if we let you out\\
I bet you'd wanna stay\\
All that money\\
Won't save you honey\\
Come on guys now, all rock with me!\\
Time to set your hatred free\\
Taunting Bob, his darkest hour\\
Help our friend and make him see\\
Lying, mistreating, Pain is all that he brings\\
Here is where it ends...\\
You don't mess with all your friends!''
-->--''[[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]] [[Machinima/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersTheRapperBobArc Darkest Hour]]''
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Black Adder! Black Adder! You horrid little man!\\

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Black Adder! Black Adder! You horrid little man!\\man!''

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