Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!"
The day you told me, told me you want me
I had it all.
But let you fool me, fool me completely.
Yeah, I was so stupid to give you all my attention.
Cause the way you played me, exposed your true intentions!
And one day, I'll have you begging on your knees for me!
One day, you'll be crawling like a centipede.
You mess with me, and mess with her.
So I'll make sure you get what you deserve!"
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
A bitch to all the boys and girls..."
Hates this stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all...
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,
what a terrifying work of art!
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath
FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death
Whose teeth cut chain at the hardware store
The girl who's rotten to the core
Whose breath smells like a dog's behind
Who's cuddly as a porcupine?
Who's a curse on all mankind?
Who only comes out at night?
Who gives ghosts and ghouls a fright?
Who gave Dracula a bite?
Do I even have to say it?
Who's the meanest girl in town?
Who turns smiles into frowns?
The biggest dragon in Chinatown?
Tackling them with ease'll
Show the world what I can do
Gaily boast the diesel
In and out he creeps about
Like a big black weasel
When he pulls the wrong trucks out
Pop Goes The Diesel!
With evil on her mind!
Beware the devil woman!
She's gonna get you from behind!
Food's bad and so's the air
Got no resources; we're in a great big stupor
All because of the evil King Koopa!
He's sure to be known as John the Worst!