History Quotes / TheUntwist

-->--'''Shade''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', 'Injustice For All', upon learning who it was that formed the new [[LegionOfDoom Injustice Gang]]

->''"SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor? Well, the plot thins."''

->''"Of course, the last person to see him never commits the crime. That would make it too easy. One of these days I shall write a book in which two men are seen to walk down a cul-de-sac, and there is a shot and one man is found murdered and the other runs away with a gun in his hand, and after twenty chapters stinking with red herrings, it turns out that the man with the gun did it after all."''
-->-- '''LordPeterWimsey''', ''The Five Red Herrings''

->''"You can't just throw stuff like this into the story out of nowhere...! Where's the foreshadowing?! I - I mean, okay, so Zazie has been the most suspicious member of our class since God-knows-when, but still...!"''
-->-- '''Chisame''', ''MahouSenseiNegima''

->''"How about we have the word 'twist' written in thirty-foot neon lights! You're being so subtle!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]'''

->''"Oh my God, [[ShapedLikeItself The Devil was The Devil]]! ...You know in hindsight, I really should have seen this coming.[[note]] Turns out it wasn't [[/note]]"''

->''"Saw it coming."''
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', after watching twist after twist unfold in ''[[ShowWithinAShow The Scary Door]]''

->'''[[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness Laharl]]''': ''"Okay, I'm calling something now so that I can look all impressive when I'm right."''\\
'''Flonne''': ''"Oh?"''\\
'''Laharl''': ''"Yeah, with my clearly superior reasoning skills I have determined the true identity of the Dark Prince and the Maiden of Light!"''\\
'''[[VideoGame/LaPucelle Demon Overlord Prier]]''': ''"[[DeadpanSnarker Oh really. Have you now.]]"''\\
'''Laharl''': ''"Yes. And they are as follows... Ow!"''\\
'''Demon Overlord Prier''': ''"Oh no, you're not spoiling my story. Just keep it to yourself, jerk."''
-->-- '''[[http://lparchive.org/La-Pucelle-Tactics/Update%2033/ Feinne's]] LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/LaPucelle''. [[spoiler: It's Croix and Alouette.]]

-->'''Shade''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', 'Injustice For All', upon learning who it was that formed the new [[LegionOfDoom Injustice Gang]]

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->'''[[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness Laharl]]''': ''"Okay, I'm calling something now so that I can look all impressive when I'm right."''
->'''Flonne''': ''"Oh?"''
->'''Laharl''': ''"Yeah, with my clearly superior reasoning skills I have determined the true identity of the Dark Prince and the Maiden of Light!"''
->'''[[VideoGame/LaPucelle Demon Overlord Prier]]''': ''"[[DeadpanSnarker Oh really. Have you now.]]"''
->'''Laharl''': ''"Yes. And they are as follows... Ow!"''
->'''Demon Overlord Prier''': ''"Oh no, you're not spoiling my story. Just keep it to yourself, jerk."''

->'''Demon Overlord Prier''': ''"Oh no, you're not spoiling my story. Just keep it to yourself, jerk."''\
-->-- '''[[http://lparchive.org/La-Pucelle-Tactics/Update%2033/ Feinne's]] LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/LaPucelle''. [[spoiler: It's Croix and Alouette]]

->'''[[VideoGame/LaPucelle Demon Overlord Prier]]''': ''"Soon, all too soon, the truth would become clear."''
->'''[[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness Laharl]]''': ''"But it's already clear. I mean, he's [[TheUnReveal mrm mrm mrm]] Hey! Don't do that!"''
->'''Demon Overlord Prier''': ''"Just because it's obvious to you doesn't mean it's obvious to everyone."''
-->-- ''[[http://lparchive.org/La-Pucelle-Tactics/Update%2034/ This]]'' LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/LaPucelle'', before [[spoiler: Croix is revealed to be the Dark Prince]]

-->-- ''[[http://lparchive.org/La-Pucelle-Tactics/Update%2034/ This]] LP of ''VideoGame/LaPucelle'', before [[spoiler: Croix is revealed to be the Dark Prince]]

->'''[[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness Laharl]]''': ''"But it's already clear. I mean, he's mrm mrm mrm Hey! Don't do that!"''

-->-- ''[[http://lparchive.org/La-Pucelle-Tactics/Update%2034/ This]] LP of ''VideoGame/LaPucelle]], before [[spoiler: Croix is revealed to be the Dark Prince]]

->'''[[VideoGame/LaPucelle Demon Overlord Prier[[SpellMyNameWithAnS e]]]]''': ''"Soon, all too soon, the truth would become clear."''
->'''[[VideoGame/DisagaeaHourOfDarkness Laharl]]''': ''"But it's already clear. I mean, he's mrm mrm mrm Hey! Don't do that!"''

-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' review of ''Film/FoodFight'' with the discovery of the "true villain" being the villain throughout the film.

->''"It's like finding out that Clark Kent is really Clark Kent!

->''"Oh my God, [[ShapedLikeItself The Devil was The Devil]]! ...You know in hindsight, I really should have seen this coming."''

-->-- '''Verbal Kint''', ''TheUsualSuspects''

->''"Oh my god, [[ShapedLikeItself The Devil was The Devil]]! ...You know in hindsight, I really should have seen this coming."''

->''"Anybody with two neurons to rub together could have ''guessed'' that the Borg started it, because ''they're the frakking Borg''. Their entire raison d'etre sets them at odds with every thinking creature in the galaxy."''
--> -- '''Tropers/StarSword''' on the Species 8472/Borg conflict in Series/{{VOY}}: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS3E25S4E1Scorpion "Scorpion"]]

->''"Oh my god, The Devil was The Devil! ...You know in hindsight I really should have seen this coming."''

->''"Oh my god, The Devil was The Devil! ...You know in hindsight I really should have seen this coming."'

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]'''

-->-- '''FilmBrain'''

-->--b'''Chisame''', ''MahouSenseiNegima''

->''Of course, the last person to see him never commits the crime. That would make it too easy. One of these days I shall write a book in which two men are seen to walk down a cul-de-sac, and there is a shot and one man is found murdered and the other runs away with a gun in his hand, and after twenty chapters stinking with red herrings, it turns out that the man with the gun did it after all.''
-->'''LordPeterWimsey''', in ''The Five Red Herrings''

->"Keaton was a cop. To a cop the explanation is never that complicated. It's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right."
-->'''Verbal Kint''', in ''TheUsualSuspects''

->''You can't just throw stuff like this into the story out of nowhere...! Where's the foreshadowing?! I - I mean, okay, so Zazie has been the most suspicious member of our class since God-knows-when, but still...!''
-->'''Chisame''', ''MahouSenseiNegima''

-->-- '''Chisame''', ''MahouSenseiNegima''

-->Verbal Kint, in The Usual Suspects