History Quotes / TheHumanCentipede

27th Jul '15 8:32:47 PM intastiel
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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it]]. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine]]."

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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it]]. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun [[StealthInsult where the stars don't shine]]."
14th Apr '15 4:45:18 PM 8088ben
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-->-- 4chan post about the film.

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-->-- 4chan [[ImageBoards 4chan]] post about the film.
12th Sep '13 6:51:35 AM Larkmarn
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'''Butthead:''' In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects ''that'' chick's mouth to a [[AllAsiansAreAlike Chinese]] dude's butt...\\

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'''Butthead:''' In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects ''that'' chick's mouth to a [[AllAsiansAreAlike [[InterchangeableAsianCultures Chinese]] dude's butt...\\
10th Nov '12 12:50:26 PM MarkLungo
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-->-- '''RogerEbert'''

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-->-- '''RogerEbert'''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''
11th Dec '11 9:59:03 PM DynamiteXI
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->'''Butthead:''' Good evening. Tonight Beavis and I will be discussing a wonderful and inspiring film called ''The Human Centipede''.\\
'''Beavis:''' [giggles]\\
'''Butthead:''' In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects ''that'' chick's mouth to a [[AllAsiansAreAlike Chinese]] dude's butt...\\
'''Beavis:''' [giggles]\\
'''Butthead:''' ...creating a Siamese triplet called the Human Centipede.\\
'''Beavis:''' Y'know, it really ''is'' uplifting. [giggles]\\
'''Butthead:''' Through this experience, they learn about cooperation, friendship, and life. [giggles]\\
'''Beavis:''' Yeah, and they also learn what human butt tastes like. [giggles] I mean, at least two of 'em do.\\
'''Butthead:''' Yeah. [giggles] That's ''uplifting''.
-->-- WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead's Cinema Classics
29th Apr '11 11:04:38 PM TwoGunAngel
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane... \\

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. [[FateWorseThanDeath You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered.murdered]]. Maybe you'd need to also be insane... \\



->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical."''

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->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally occasionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical."''
25th Apr '11 11:38:08 AM DoctorSerenitySquid
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane.... \\
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine.]]"
-->--''RogerEbert''

->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical.."''
-->--4chan post about the film.

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane....insane... \\
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] it]]. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine.]]"
-->--''RogerEbert''

shine]]."
-->-- '''RogerEbert'''

->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical..metaphorical."''
-->--4chan -->-- 4chan post about the film.film.
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29th Mar '11 10:23:41 AM Hanz
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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."

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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine."]]"
2nd Mar '11 10:24:23 PM urutapu
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane." \\

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane." insane.... \\
10th Feb '11 6:16:23 PM TsundeRay
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane."

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane." \\
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.
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