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->"Human Centipede, Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede, not ironically
She said, 'The costume design was a highlight'
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people ass to mouth (cool!)
Human Centipede, please, God, save me
I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
She said, 'Human Centipede is a tour de force'
I think, 'Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course'
She said, 'I admire the narrative of character growth'
-->-- Excerpt from Tom Cardy's "[[https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8 Red Flags (feat. Montaigne)]]"
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->"Human Centipede, Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human Centipede, not ironically
She said, 'The costume design was a highlight'
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plot's about
German doctor sews three people ass to mouth (cool!)
Human Centipede, please, God, save me
I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
She said, 'Human Centipede is a tour de force'
I think, 'Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course'
She said, 'I admire the narrative of character growth'
-->-- Excerpt from Tom Cardy's "[[https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8 Red Flags (feat. Montaigne)]]"
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. [[FateWorseThanDeath You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered]]. Maybe you'd need to also be insane... \\

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''.''Film/TheHumanCentipede''. [[FateWorseThanDeath You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered]]. Maybe you'd need to also be insane... \\
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-->-- [[ImageBoards 4chan]] post about the film.

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-->-- [[ImageBoards 4chan]] Website/FourChan post about the film.
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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it]]. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine]]."

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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it]]. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun [[StealthInsult where the stars don't shine]]."
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-->-- 4chan post about the film.

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-->-- 4chan [[ImageBoards 4chan]] post about the film.
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'''Butthead:''' In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects ''that'' chick's mouth to a [[AllAsiansAreAlike Chinese]] dude's butt...\\

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'''Butthead:''' In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects ''that'' chick's mouth to a [[AllAsiansAreAlike [[InterchangeableAsianCultures Chinese]] dude's butt...\\
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-->-- '''RogerEbert'''

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-->-- '''RogerEbert'''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''
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->'''Butthead:''' Good evening. Tonight Beavis and I will be discussing a wonderful and inspiring film called ''The Human Centipede''.\\
'''Beavis:''' [giggles]\\
'''Butthead:''' In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects ''that'' chick's mouth to a [[AllAsiansAreAlike Chinese]] dude's butt...\\
'''Beavis:''' [giggles]\\
'''Butthead:''' ...creating a Siamese triplet called the Human Centipede.\\
'''Beavis:''' Y'know, it really ''is'' uplifting. [giggles]\\
'''Butthead:''' Through this experience, they learn about cooperation, friendship, and life. [giggles]\\
'''Beavis:''' Yeah, and they also learn what human butt tastes like. [giggles] I mean, at least two of 'em do.\\
'''Butthead:''' Yeah. [giggles] That's ''uplifting''.
-->-- WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead's Cinema Classics
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane... \\

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. [[FateWorseThanDeath You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered.murdered]]. Maybe you'd need to also be insane... \\



->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical."''

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->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally occasionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical."''
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane.... \\
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine.]]"
-->--''RogerEbert''

->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical.."''
-->--4chan post about the film.

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane....insane... \\
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] it]]. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine.]]"
-->--''RogerEbert''

shine]]."
-->-- '''RogerEbert'''

->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front ocassionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical..metaphorical."''
-->--4chan -->-- 4chan post about the film.film.
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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."

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"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthPun where the stars don't shine."]]"
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane." \\

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane." insane.... \\

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane."

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane." \\
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it.]] The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.
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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than "The Human Centipede." You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane."

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->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than "The Human Centipede." ''TheHumanCentipede''. You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane."

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