"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."
Butthead: In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects that chick's mouth to a Chinese dude's butt...
Butthead: ...creating a Siamese triplet called the Human Centipede.
Beavis: Y'know, it really is uplifting. [giggles]
Butthead: Through this experience, they learn about cooperation, friendship, and life. [giggles]
Beavis: Yeah, and they also learn what human butt tastes like. [giggles] I mean, at least two of 'em do.
Butthead: Yeah. [giggles] That's uplifting.